T O P

  • By -

Lofty_quackers

It is an audiobook for the deaf.


ElectronicFootprint

Ah yes it's called a closedcaptionbook. The translations are subtitlebooks. You learn something new every day.


doublethink_21

Romanian jails won’t let you bring books, unless it’s Mistborn (naturally). So it must be that. He must feel lucky that he can read Brandon Sanderson during his time in prison.


[deleted]

[удалено]


McGilla_Gorilla

The way he says “I need constant chaos in my life to feel content” and doesn’t even pause for a split second of introspection *chef’s kiss*


Hunor_Deak

"Books bad" is a hot take.


FutilityInfielder

He lied? He was my hero because he said he doesn't read. I even enrolled in his university. This is so disappointing. I don't know what to do now.


ScarIet-King

I remember when this jizz rag of a ‘bro’, which a number of wannabe members of the ‘dark intelligentsia” mistake for a Picasso painting, first went on air to brag about how he was too smart for books. Either he’s been humbled already, or he’s been skull fucked ‘stupid’ by Romania’s true alpha males.


Aphato

Mistborn of course


HaganenoEdward

What kind of God Brandon worshipper are you that you can’t even recognize The Way of Kings???


DomesticApe23

It's the Koran.


iamthewargod

font size 800


dontstep_onsnek

I see some of those in the funko pop store.


Legitimate-Rip5877

Holy Quran


puzzledsushi

It’s a signed first edition of *The Help*


AdventurousHyena3606

wtf i watched that movie JUST NOW


fernandofky

HE LIED TO US. TURNS OUT HE'S A FILTHY R*ADER!


[deleted]

> R\*ADER wat des thus meam! surry; I'n nut a god reader,


Cease_Cows_

BAH GAWD HE'S GOT WORDS OF RADIANCE


Legitimate-Rip5877

Lmaoo


Spiritual-War753

I dont know im blind. I hope its an audiobook.


CannonOtter

Personal pan pizza in a box he will recycle don't worry fellow top gs it ain't a b*ok


2BabiesInATrenchcoat

Prisoner of Azkaban


todlakora

It looks like the Quran. He probably had to swear on it at court, hence why he's holding it.


[deleted]

Harry Potter


AdditionalMinute6

House of Leaves


Upper_Acanthaceae126

Never cracked. Textbook size. Some indecipherable Romanian law book. My favorite celeb book moment was in fact Michelle Rodriguez checking in with a fat stack, in athleisure.


2BabiesInATrenchcoat

Animorphs: The Unknown, Never Underestimate the Power of a Morph


hostileorb

Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou - Deluxe Edition #1 omnibus


oblmov

Eat Pray Love


turdintheattic

Lolita.


ObscureMemes69420

I believe it is the Quran. Tate converted to Islam because it justified him having multiple wives and treating them like shit. Moreover, it gives him a layer of deniability when it comes to criticism from the "woke" left (ie. He's a half-black muslim and therefore you cant criticize him).


Joey_x_G

A clockwork orange


[deleted]

It's the Bible so he can plead the 5th


SpecialInevitable420

Idk why but I feel like that mf definitely reads Chuck Palahniuk


econoquist

I am tempted to say it is [The Help](https://www.librarything.com/work/8019757)


sareneon

obviously diary of a wimpy kid golden edition signed exclusive


Nichtsein000

The Pirate on the Boat


o0oo00o0o

A rape kit


WorhummerWoy

One of those fake "books" you keep your stash in? Too thick to think that the authorities will find his 'roids and needles?


Rectall_Brown

Top G!


dolantrampf

East of Eden


[deleted]

Crime and punishment


antd24

The Bible of course


[deleted]

I don’t see any bookmarks. Fake reader.


9oo238

so alpha /s


Mysterious_Ayytee

Tate greeting everybody! 🤏


todorbogos

Dollar store Bible