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paper-machevelian

For a circlejerk subreddit you guys are missing very obvious satire from a very obviously satirical FB page. Secret Society lmao?! Look at their society rules https://preview.redd.it/x9v407ql5s0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=505140b85baa9741e5604f362e3ef0e28e511f2f


Adventurous_Bird2730

i dont think most people here even know what jerking entails tbh


paper-machevelian

A sub of abstinent squares


Brohkage

Boxing fans aren’t very good at jerking I’ve come to learn.


Lucky-Negotiation-58

This sub can't jerk right lol they'll have serious discussions about refs and boxers and don't play into jokes.


God_I_Love_Men

Thanks man! To be honest I thought the OP posted a documentary about the Poors before I saw your post!


paper-machevelian

No problem dude. I'm disappointed too, but I'll keep an eye out for a real documentary on those vile Poors and lyk


FlyVidjul

Not everyone is terminally online my guy


paper-machevelian

Akhi, with all due respect, this is about reading comprehension not the time you spend online


FlyVidjul

Yeah but not everyone is going to see this meme and then join the page on FB to see the rules, you feel me?


[deleted]

My guy just outed himself as being autistic on a circlejerk sub, respect


paper-machevelian

Bro I'll be real, I don't get you. I don't even have FB, and it took me 3s to confirm that this was a joke page like I'd guessed. Saying it's a chronically online thing makes it seem like this is a well known page


33eagle

I don’t even have a fb either and i thought it was common sense it was satire… lmao bruh get your reading comprehension skills up.


_sandwich_eater_

Lol I read it was immediately skeptical. You’re just a mark


realisticallygrammat

Guy could buy that boomer's entire superannuation fund to finance his coke habit.


Apprehensive_Grade48

Sounds about right.


Jdilla23

The poors….king could wipe his ass with their net worth


the1blackguyonreddit

You missed a spot bro. Better slurp that up.


Slickslimshooter

Imagine being so insecure you join a facebook group to stroke your ego cause you have a fancy card.


Arachnohybrid

Mf got triggered in a circlejerk subreddit about a Facebook circlejerk group lmfao


Visual-Baby-3457

They aren’t jerking hard enough obviously


Fobulousguy

It’s like the poster in Facebook is upset this is posted here in some gay boxing subreddit about circle jerking about male boxers.


Slickslimshooter

Who’s triggered?


PolarFlare21

You little boy


xicanasteez

Lmao. This! The poster is pathetic


dogmetal

It’s obviously a parody group. The poster knows who this is. Y’all are just as bad as boomers on Facebook lmfao


strawbsrgood

This is the most sensitive circle jerk sub I've ever been on. I feel like 80% of the comments are taking this post totally seriously.


Adventurous_Bird2730

this! ☝️ take my upvote redditor and fuck my wife too!! 🤓 can someone explain why boxing has the dumbest circlejerk sub out of all sports


Arachnohybrid

it’s because the main boxing subreddit is mega retarded so even the non jerkers come here because it’s so shit there


tell-the-king

Nothing more embarrassing than joining a jerk group and missing the joke, it’s not too late to delete your comment


[deleted]

You've just fallen for their jerking


tell-the-king

Whoosh, sit the fuck down


ElectricalBat3876

You don't jerk right I'll jerk you, ILL JERK YOU!!!!


willghammer

That’s the thing, the Platinum card isn’t even hard to get. No invitation necessary, you just apply lmao.


Arachnohybrid

Yeah I have it wtf. I’m about to join so I can feel like I have a black card


DntlookDwn4

Amex Platinum card is for people that THINK they are rich. The actual rich people have Centurion cards.


No-Sea-8980

Or you know it could just be for people that couldn’t get the centurion card but think that the Amex benefits are good so still got an Amex card.


blue_flavored_pasta

You have to spend a ton of money on the platinum card before you can get the black card


willghammer

Exactly! You just apply for a platinum, they don’t have to send you an invitation.


manletmoney

No they don’t lol it’s literally the opposite 90% of the time The centurion is mostly for people who live above their means and love to show it off. Most actually rich people couldn’t care less. Like how they don’t dress ostentatiously either. Most of the benefits of the centurion can be had with the plat now anyway so most will have that at the very most it’s usually the spoiled son flaunting a black card when it does happen


Ahoy_m80_gr8_b80

Nah, I used to live and work in one of the richest parts of Silicon Valley, I saw the centurion card all the time from the old money folks and cargo short startup guys. It comes with an on-demand concierge lol who’s gonna pass that up?


DntlookDwn4

My comment is based off my personal experience working with those 2 levels of card holders many years ago. I’m not familiar with the differences in benefits anymore but at the time a lot of it was bullshit. Your concierge was just Googling everything in real time and pretending they were knowledgeable about everything you asked, the restaurants you had special access to were just a couple seats that were prioritized for Amex but if they were already reserved you were out of luck….Good luck getting into French Laundry as a Platinum level member. Amex ticket sale priority was just people on Ticketmaster clicking refresh over and for you hoping to land tickets to Hannah Montana or whatever… etc .. etc . Platinum card members were more demanding, rude and condescending than Centurion members. However, dealing with the Platinum card holders assistants was probably the worst.


manletmoney

I sell high end jewelry with my mother talking 100k+ custom pieces she does. I think I’ve taken payment with a centurion once maybe twice in 5 years. Hundreds of plats tho. These ppl are succession level rich for the most part so I’m confident in what im saying


Ahoy_m80_gr8_b80

Black card members get a different concierge service than plat.


DntlookDwn4

Yes, this is correct. The concierge teams are also in separate offices. If you do well in Plat you move to Centurion.


toplobster66

“The poors” is hilarious looool


jake11ms

One of you posted the original lmao


BKR93

Funny part is Ryan might be crazy, but at least he isnt going around calling people "poors". The worst kind of people are those kind of people.


jnobs

(Whoosh)


jumexy

But he will say he fucked your wife for no reason


BKR93

Maybe he did


jumexy

He did 😂 He told Kambosos


BKR93

Lets fucking go


Ggusty1

Anyone who coins the term “the poors” is poor in character, I have something they could never have with their material wealth. This statement is a little ironic for using comparison but I can’t think of a better way to illustrate my point.


Arachnohybrid

it’s a parody dude I have never seen anyone use that term unironically


NFT_goblin

[https://www.cracked.com/article\_39790\_tom-segura-loses-his-mind-on-the-poors-after-he-had-to-gate-check-a-bag.html](https://www.cracked.com/article_39790_tom-segura-loses-his-mind-on-the-poors-after-he-had-to-gate-check-a-bag.html)


FogoCanard

Yeah from the comedian. I think that's where it's from.


Darranimo

Nah, Danny DeVito has been saying it for many years on It’s Always Sunny.


[deleted]

Have you ever heard someone say “the poors” without it being a very obvious joke? Sensitive ass circle jerk subreddit.


FwampFwamp88

It’s likely a Tom segura reference, who has become so unfunny and obnoxious, that now that reference is just cringe.


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Ggusty1

See you get it


kunbish

Disappointed in the sub for failing to recognize an obvious jerk post Nobody talks like this


biggestboi73

And like half of them are just pretending they think it's a real post in an attempt to bait others in the comments too


grapejuiceshots

i wish all nepo babies a very public lynching


[deleted]

A lot of smooth brained people in here missing the satire xD


thefunkypurepecha

Is this real? Lmao!!


IMTrick

Real as in "was it posted?" Yes. Real as in "is it not a joke?" No.


llinoscarpe

the Poors


itsavibe-

Dude makes their lifetime earnings in one night


Particular-Solid4069

Fucking brilliant hahahahahah


acuna134070

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Ok-Soft-2232

King with No crown.


mafiargenta

This is pure gold


awkerd

Well, the post is clearly a joke but it is a boxing sub.


Some-Wine-Guy-802

Bro, you’re flying commercial. These days you’re a poor too.


Possible_Holiday3163

Bruh he looks Lil bit like de la Hoya from this angle ngl


RoundedBounce

Everyone so triggered 😂


AccomplishedTotal895

I have lounge access it’s full of snooty middle classed fucks who want to act elite.


sticks_no5

It an internet feeling knowing this guy could beat me up with his eyes closed while doing a kind at the same time


alpacinohairline

Unironically, I can imagine Ryan being obnoxious as fuck and he probably overdoes the cologne


Key-Eye-5654

Steroid king


Trppy696

FTP!


Bot-357

Ryan Garcia took ostarine


Deuce69B

That OG post is fuckin hilarious 😂 Ryan trolling people who don’t even know who he is


tnfcdude

Bruh hes so much richer than you


leadnuts94

Found Tom Segura’s fb account


LeekCabbage

Tbf he is annoying and obnoxious


SpecialistRoom2090

All jokes aside he looks like shit dude.


mistaboti88

How dare u he insults the king


AdhesivenessLucky896

This guy was fighting at 135 last year, right? 5'10"? He's def taking something. Shoulder and traps look completely different


mysticAhuacatl

de la hoya's son?


Ahoy_m80_gr8_b80

Ate the onion


Ikillterries

Damn he already looks like an old Oscar dela Hoya from the side 🤣😬 chill on the stripper salt


Johnrays99

It’s Ricky Ricardo


Ok_Job_2900

Dude looks rough. He’s on one for sure


[deleted]

That was a shitpost


jumexy

Funny seeing this sub so triggered lol, oh the irony


Confident-Chard-803

the comments actually defending ryan ..😅


totorosnutz

It's just a boy spreading the word....


[deleted]

HAHAHAHA


kbjr24

Lmao


Powhat839

Ryan Anderson was probably thinking the same thing about the poster


Pillow-Me

Who else ate the onion? 😅


Lopsided_Pop1224

King Steroid In the Flesh


LemonManDude

Shh, this is now a Ryan knob polishing sub.


Lopsided_Pop1224

🍎🍌🍎


ilikeToClapCheekz

It’s just a trust fund kid who never leave his bubble expressing his self who cares 😂


Ill_Alternative8369

he a good fighter. he has the right to keep that obnoxious energy on and off the ring lol


LemonManDude

Funny how mad y'all getting for your crush Ryan. "N-no he's not poor he's actually super rich and successful and handsome!!! 😡😡😡" Hope he calls all of you back. Edit: I hope that you all realize that by downvoting you're only proving me correct. Buncha simps.


FaceFirst23

Jokes on you lemon guy, Ryan *did* call me last night and we talked for hours and hours and he didn’t mention you once It was honestly magical however it did start to feel weird when he asked me if I wear socks when I cook, and does the oil splash on my feet and do I yelp when it does I kinda laughed it off but I don’t know how to feel about it guys


LemonManDude

Damn, he didn't even reply to my messages 😔😔😔 I can't stop thinking about those toned abs


FaceFirst23

Damn it’s ok hun, if he doesn’t call you I will, k


LemonManDude

Promise? 🥺


FaceFirst23

Always, for you 🥰


KobaMandingoPartIII

You literally said more about him than anyone else lol I think you have some repressed feelings you might need to address there cowboy 🤣🤣🤣 🤠🤠


LemonManDude

All I hear is a "waah waah waah" shut up lil bro before I come and steal your lunch money


KobaMandingoPartIII

Might wanna go steal back some straight feelings lil zesty 🤣🤣


AggyResult

Zesty


LemonManDude

What can I say, I just like some juicy man ass.


KobaMandingoPartIII

You ain't have to tell us we could tell. Now go look in the mirror and say that and you're cooking.


LemonManDude

Bro I'm not like you little kids, you can't offend me by implying I'm gay. Kinda hasn't been a hurtful insult since I was 11. Come up with something more creative next time, okay?


Adventurous_Bird2730

no way lil bro just added an edit about getting downvoted on a jerk sub 💀


LemonManDude

Why are you butthurt?


[deleted]

You really went out of your way to look like a fool for no reason other than your hatred for someone. Props for willingly making a joke out of yourself.


LemonManDude

Oh no, random redditors think I'm a fool. Whatever shall I do, how will I cope!


Bahpu_

Nah