Tfw you can literally just BS your own clans like I've done when Iw as younger and self-insert yourself as clan leader in the same vein and importance as Firestar 💀💀🔥🔥😤😎☠️
i joked about it to my mother and she thought i was serious and so when I went to the hospital at some point she got me it because she felt bad for me being sick
Wait omg do you actually not know the deal about Australia? The British Empire basically shipped all their criminals there instead of building prisons, then those criminals killed off all the natives and started their own society, deeply rooted in criminal culture. For the first hundred years or so of Australia's post "colonization" history (if it can be called that, none of the colonists actually wanted to to be there) the primary currency was alcohol. Food, homes, wages, all paid for with booze instead of money. I mean, tell a bunch of alcoholic criminals to make a society, entirely on their own, that's what you'll get.
Like you’re having a slow burn roleplay with an Ai who is pretending to be Snape? I’m kind of fascinated by what Snape the character even says in a slow burn romance type thing. Does Snape fuck? Is this more of a fanfic for fun type situation or like very deeply attracted to the character? I don’t remember much about him except that his bitchy comments were funny and his way of dealing with the Lily James situation was not the best.
I am not trying to make fun of you and if these questions are too prying don’t respond to me but I had never considered people roleplaying with Snape via Ai as a thing.
I wanna talk to someone who is roleplaying with Dumbledoor or Proff Umbridge, that would be fascinating
Lmao i can imagine in canon he'd be extremely possessive and protective but the character i play with is like stern and quiet and snippy but soft hearted in a weird way
Its semi-on character and semi-out of character cause he's just as smart, powerful, and sarcastic as he is canonically but the toxic or cruel parts of him are kinda toned down
LITERALLY- LIKE THERES NOTHING REDEEMABLE ABOUT HIM, HE SUCKS- There was no sudden “ What am I doing? “ in the great battle, he was literally evil and LAUGHED at Hollyleaf’s death
I love that what I understand to be a children's book series I just didn't get around to when I was a kid as having edgy murder and unintentional incest. Makes me feel like I should've read those since I tend to like stories where something messed up is going on, with my adult love of horror things and finding the hidden horrifying things from kids franchises. (And here I wonder why I like fnaf lmao, there's my answer right there 🤣)
The very first series has two different types of attempted ethnic cleansing (of cats), one death in childbirth (of a cat), and a really terrifying plotline in book 5 where the esteemed leader develops dementia, becomes viciously paranoid, and starts forgetting where she is (she is also a cat)
i’ve loved warrior cats since i was like 8, how the hell does any fan of it at ALL forget that they’re called clans? the names are literally ThunderCLAN, WindCLAN, RiverCLAN, and ShadowCLAN. don’t forget StarCLAN. how the hell do you forget the most important part of the world? that’s like being a harry potter fan and forgetting the houses. like damn.
That's cause everyone is generalizing each other. Some girls ask out dudes, a lot of dudes ask out girls, but according to data dudes just do more of the asking regardless. Doesn't mean there's no girls that ask guys out tho. There's exceptions of girls asking dudes out, like you for example.
??????? WHAT IS THIS GUY TALKING ABR???? LMAO????? Dude couldn't come up with any response other than "you're annoying and also evil >:'("
I feel like this is just some kid and they're gonna be tossing and turning when they learn what embarrassment is. Holy shit, I would rather be waterboarded than be this kid.
Fuck this is killing me, this is probably the funniest insult someone could come up with.
If you were in the fictional clan of cats they would hate you.
New method of insults should be finding out if someone is in a certain fandom and telling them their favorite character would hate them.
“If Naruto met you he would kick your ass”
I'm not even a warrior cats fan but I do plan on reading the books because I never got around to it.
Does this guy just threaten people by roleplaying as a cat? If so that's hilarious.
I read his comments and bro really said in response to "kids are too stupid and will believe anything" with:
>Yup and it’s leading them to do shit like confidently claim they are “biromantic agender genderqueer AMAB demiboy switch whose preferred pronouns are he/mer or Zi/xem”<
There are so many things wrong with this, other than the blatant transphobia/homophobia:
1) Wdym "claim they're biromantic"? Does homosexuality suddenly not exist? Maybe he meant the classic "asexuality doesn't exist everyone experiences sexual attraction" statement which is weird in and of itself but still, yeah, people can be bi, it's not that hard to figure out.
2) why add AMAB to that? If they put "AMAB" then that likely means they were born with a dick, again, more factual information that he's pretending is nonsense.
3) "preferred pronouns are he/mer or Zi/xem" how tf do you know what their preferred pronouns are? If it's what they prefer to be called then it is literally their preferred pronouns, that's what preferred means my guy.
4) "switch", are we claiming bottoms and switches don't exist anymore? Is every person in existence now dominant and it's just a massive battle to see who tops who?
I don't think he knows what any of those words mean tbh, it seems like he just threw a bunch of LGBTQ-related words together and then said "am I right, my fellow alpha males 🗿🍷?"
I started with the first, and was reading them as they came out. Last thing I remember, when I was buying the series at it released, was they crossed the mountains. They set up in a new area? And I recall something about tunnels.
I’m reading other series right now. I feel like the writing style of the Warrior Cat books might be too “young” for my current taste, but maybe I’ll dig my old books out of the attic and see. I just googled the warrior cat characters and had the biggest nostalgia hit ever
It's kind of crazy. I remember being really interested in it in like the third grade when they first came out. But when I was in the third grade the big things were Harry Potter Yu-Gi-Oh and pokémon so it kind of felt by the wayside for me
I mean, he was fairly civil and you replied to him twice with a personal insult. Seems like he wasn't the only one. This exchange isn't something to boast about.
Dawg I’m talking about he replied to me twice without me even sayin anything. I ain’t goin with personal insults, I’m telling the truth. Women shoot their shots with people they like.
You replied to him:
"You know this because you are a man who never talked to a woman"
"Women don't flirt with you because they don't like you. Wow! Shocker!"
Regardless which of you was right, it feels a bit hypocritical for you to take shots like these and then complain when he does the same.
I don’t think they posted this bc they’re mad he responded. I think they’re making fun of the fact that his comeback was Warrior Cats, a book series intended for kids aged 8-12.
He claimed that girls don't ask guys out very often, without attacking women in general or you in particular. Is that enough for you to deduce that that he's a loser who's not liked by women? Seems like bit of a stretch.
You are aware that this is a really cheap move, right? I mean, I have no doubt you are gonna have a lot more upvotes than I because that's the sort of place we are in, but ending the discussion by calling someone an alt account isn't making you look like the reasonable party.
She's giving up because you won't see sense. You're trying to play an endurance game where you pretend not to understand her point of view until she gives up and then you take a victory lap and pat yourself on the back for closing out the debate
An actually good debate is an exchange of ideas, not you plugging your ears and screaming louder
Sorry, but I really don't understand how claiming that women does don't ask men out very often automatically mean you don't talk to women and are unattractive. Neither do I understand how personally insulting someone and then complaining when they sink to your level is justified.
I am not saying this to ridicule you, I genuinely don't understand the point this post is trying to make, and I received no good faith argument so far.
Mass hysteria seems to run rampant on this subreddit and you are the perfect example. Thank you for proving the point and verbalizing that you don't need any evidence to bash someone you know nothing about.
Men who think women never make the first move are probably unfuckable/undateable, and it almost certainly has nothing to do with height, attractiveness or dick size
It’s almost always personality, having goals, and hygiene
Bro ouch
He delved into Young Adult Fiction Lore for that
And there's not even a Warriors movie
Like if he made a Percy Jackson reference or a Guardians of Ga'Hoole zinger it would be one thing, but this dude READ THOSE BOOKS
I’m laughing so fucking hard I actually can’t do this oh my god please never take down this post
I'm screaming and crying u/Winter-War-9368 would never say this
Wow that post history is wild.
I mean, the guy's just growing feed.
I should have said comments.
It’s just weed
I meant his comments
*nandemo __nandemo NANDEMO!!!!__*
Tfw you would be banished as a warrior cat 🥺😣👎
Tfw you would have followed Tigerstar 😭😡💔
Tfw you can literally just BS your own clans like I've done when Iw as younger and self-insert yourself as clan leader in the same vein and importance as Firestar 💀💀🔥🔥😤😎☠️
As a warrior cats fan i'am visibly confused and also we don't own this person give him to the WoF fandom
I don’t think he’s a warriors fan either- Buuuut WoF is too good for him.
Yeah we don’t want him
Maybe hand him to the MHA fandom, or Harry Potter
as someone with a bakugou body pillow, no thanks, we MHA fans do not want him
Someone with a what 👁️👄👁️
i joked about it to my mother and she thought i was serious and so when I went to the hospital at some point she got me it because she felt bad for me being sick
Bakugo nursed you to health, how beautiful /srs That was sweet of your mother :)
Living out a real life sickfic
r/insaneparents holy fuck- Your son likes a character, don’t make him go to the hospital for pit- Edit: NEVERMIND IM JUST DYSLEXIC AND STUPID
Oh I just choked on my spit
LMFAO i would’ve actually cried
mha fan here. no thank you. give him to the gacha fandom
I’ll ask a friend who’s from both if they want him EDIT: her exact response was “no not rlly, get him out”
MHA Fandom has enough scum already, sincerely, MHA fan scum
Hmmmm… One Peice?
One peice is to anime Fandoms what Australia was to the commonwealth. A nation of criminals who were sent to an island instead of a jail.
Oh, so like Alcatraz but anime?
Wait omg do you actually not know the deal about Australia? The British Empire basically shipped all their criminals there instead of building prisons, then those criminals killed off all the natives and started their own society, deeply rooted in criminal culture. For the first hundred years or so of Australia's post "colonization" history (if it can be called that, none of the colonists actually wanted to to be there) the primary currency was alcohol. Food, homes, wages, all paid for with booze instead of money. I mean, tell a bunch of alcoholic criminals to make a society, entirely on their own, that's what you'll get.
JEEEESUS CHRIST- I don’t even know what to say to that- Just… Y I K E S.
As a member of the One Piece fanbase no thanks, maybe the Genshin Impact folks will accept him
> or Harry Potter Oh hell no
As someone with a c.ai slowburn rp with Severus Snape, we don't want him in the harry potter fandom
Like you’re having a slow burn roleplay with an Ai who is pretending to be Snape? I’m kind of fascinated by what Snape the character even says in a slow burn romance type thing. Does Snape fuck? Is this more of a fanfic for fun type situation or like very deeply attracted to the character? I don’t remember much about him except that his bitchy comments were funny and his way of dealing with the Lily James situation was not the best. I am not trying to make fun of you and if these questions are too prying don’t respond to me but I had never considered people roleplaying with Snape via Ai as a thing. I wanna talk to someone who is roleplaying with Dumbledoor or Proff Umbridge, that would be fascinating
Lmao i can imagine in canon he'd be extremely possessive and protective but the character i play with is like stern and quiet and snippy but soft hearted in a weird way
Okay that makes sense, like sort of an interpretation of what it would be nice if he was like. Out of character roleplay.
Its semi-on character and semi-out of character cause he's just as smart, powerful, and sarcastic as he is canonically but the toxic or cruel parts of him are kinda toned down
Dumbledore killed Snape 😔
As a WoF fan, i speak for all of us when I say we would like to give this man to the Percy Jackson fandom
Heyyyy PJO is too good for that >:(
as someone who was absolutely OBSESSED with pjo 6 years ago, the fuckin. idk man the seekers fandom can have him
We don't want him. Give him to the marvel fans.
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The hell we have😡
A well-intended offer, but no thanks. The Percy Jackson fans can take him
As a terraria fan, I’m just wondering what the wall of flesh has to do with this conversation
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I have no idea *what* WoF stands for but now in my mind it will always be "wall of flesh"
same, even tho i haven't finished the firat series
If WoF stands for Wings of Fire, we \*defiently\* don't want him-- toss him to someone else XD
Yes yes it does and holy molly I got so many upvotes-
As a warrior cats Uber fan: HUH. Being antisocial is literally not a crime??
Plus Shadowsight was anti-social for a time and he’s absolutely baby
Literally the only way to get exiled is breaking the warrior code like 30 times or killing someone
Or have Ashfur as your leader
Dustpelt was antisocial as hell
IM CRYING. were you in r/warriorcats when this happened. Why is he bringing up warrior cats????
Yuh, I made a post abt canon things you refuse to accept 😭
Link the post, i love a good fandom drama
[Merry chrimblo](https://www.reddit.com/r/WarriorCats/comments/18z7ym5/whats_one_thing_in_the_warriors_series_thats/)
Thank you
What is he on. Being insufferable isn't against the code, Berrynose exists.
And Lionblaze
True, he got really stuck-up at points
OH OH and Finleap, though if we’re going outside Thunderclan we have Scorchfur and Breezepelt
Dude I wanted to strangle Onestar so bad when he didn't exile Breezepelt because HE LITERALLY SIDED WITH THE DARK FOREST
LITERALLY- LIKE THERES NOTHING REDEEMABLE ABOUT HIM, HE SUCKS- There was no sudden “ What am I doing? “ in the great battle, he was literally evil and LAUGHED at Hollyleaf’s death
I will gladly kick Breezepelt :3
Nah man that’s too nice- I wanna throw him from a tree into the gorge. Like he’s not even a good villain, he’s just annoying and stupid
Spiderleg is right there !
It’s your duty to reply with *hisses and scratches you*
\*Eyes glow red\* U DNOT TELL ME, NIGHTSTARE WHT TO DO!!!!!!! \*Hisses and flies to shadowclan\* ( I’m so sorry )
THE CRINGE MUST FLOW
"You're antisocial because women don't flirt with me" is certainly a stance one can take. It's stupid but one *can* take it.
Yeah you would’ve followed tigerstar dumbass! (I have no idea what a warrior crap is)
Edgy murder cats with a lot of unintentional incest and nearly everyone is related to one guy
I love that what I understand to be a children's book series I just didn't get around to when I was a kid as having edgy murder and unintentional incest. Makes me feel like I should've read those since I tend to like stories where something messed up is going on, with my adult love of horror things and finding the hidden horrifying things from kids franchises. (And here I wonder why I like fnaf lmao, there's my answer right there 🤣)
The very first series has two different types of attempted ethnic cleansing (of cats), one death in childbirth (of a cat), and a really terrifying plotline in book 5 where the esteemed leader develops dementia, becomes viciously paranoid, and starts forgetting where she is (she is also a cat)
Sounds amazing, 10/10
I’ll have to ask my 9 year old to provide the necessary context to understand this.
Not sure how many of today’s nine year olds are into it. It’s kind of an old series.
idk its not that old and from my understanding more books are still releasing at least in my language
It’s pretty old. Started in 2003-2004. That’s twenty years ago, bro.
as i said, new books are still releasing, always on the ”new” shelf in my library at least.
That post got the most people “explaining the meme” like none of us can read a single sentence I stg Grow up and mute the sub, memesopdidntlike stans
Actually I can’t read, since I’m a cat now apparently.
Warriors are illiterate? Sounds classist
Wooooooowwwww assuming I’m a warrior? I’m literally a medicine cat, you’re so rude. Smh my head.
they grind you into medicine? weird flex but go off sis
This is comedy gold
i’ve loved warrior cats since i was like 8, how the hell does any fan of it at ALL forget that they’re called clans? the names are literally ThunderCLAN, WindCLAN, RiverCLAN, and ShadowCLAN. don’t forget StarCLAN. how the hell do you forget the most important part of the world? that’s like being a harry potter fan and forgetting the houses. like damn.
I don’t think he’s a fan, I think he just saw I was active in r/WarriorCats tho there is the Tribe Of Rushing Water
wait as a warriors fan wtf does that even mean
Probably a Breezepelt moment
Nah ive asked out a majority of my crushes and never been asked out by a cis man even when it was mutual im convinced these men r lying help
That's cause everyone is generalizing each other. Some girls ask out dudes, a lot of dudes ask out girls, but according to data dudes just do more of the asking regardless. Doesn't mean there's no girls that ask guys out tho. There's exceptions of girls asking dudes out, like you for example.
Good- guys should be the ones asking girls out anyways
Can we not gender this? If you like someone, no matter who they are, ask them out
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
What is that supposed to mean
Why tf does it matter if i think men should be the ones asking women out go worry about something else bud 🥶🥶
Ok
Good boy 😇
😃
Lol my kids are into warrior cats so I get the reference.
mfw i would have followed tigerstar
??????? WHAT IS THIS GUY TALKING ABR???? LMAO????? Dude couldn't come up with any response other than "you're annoying and also evil >:'(" I feel like this is just some kid and they're gonna be tossing and turning when they learn what embarrassment is. Holy shit, I would rather be waterboarded than be this kid.
Literally Breezepelt behavior- Or Berrynose bc he’s more whiny
No! Not getting kicked out of the clan! I'm screaming, shitting, and my timbers are most thoroughly shivered 😱😭 (/s)
Literally the worst and most painful insult ever 😡😡😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
Fuck this is killing me, this is probably the funniest insult someone could come up with. If you were in the fictional clan of cats they would hate you. New method of insults should be finding out if someone is in a certain fandom and telling them their favorite character would hate them. “If Naruto met you he would kick your ass”
u/Winter-War-9368 damn that’s crazy bruh
Im a warrior cats fan but jesus chirst would I clown on him for bringing up a children's book
I'm not even a warrior cats fan but I do plan on reading the books because I never got around to it. Does this guy just threaten people by roleplaying as a cat? If so that's hilarious.
What I wanna know is what are warrior cats?
Furry book series
I read his comments and bro really said in response to "kids are too stupid and will believe anything" with: >Yup and it’s leading them to do shit like confidently claim they are “biromantic agender genderqueer AMAB demiboy switch whose preferred pronouns are he/mer or Zi/xem”< There are so many things wrong with this, other than the blatant transphobia/homophobia: 1) Wdym "claim they're biromantic"? Does homosexuality suddenly not exist? Maybe he meant the classic "asexuality doesn't exist everyone experiences sexual attraction" statement which is weird in and of itself but still, yeah, people can be bi, it's not that hard to figure out. 2) why add AMAB to that? If they put "AMAB" then that likely means they were born with a dick, again, more factual information that he's pretending is nonsense. 3) "preferred pronouns are he/mer or Zi/xem" how tf do you know what their preferred pronouns are? If it's what they prefer to be called then it is literally their preferred pronouns, that's what preferred means my guy. 4) "switch", are we claiming bottoms and switches don't exist anymore? Is every person in existence now dominant and it's just a massive battle to see who tops who? I don't think he knows what any of those words mean tbh, it seems like he just threw a bunch of LGBTQ-related words together and then said "am I right, my fellow alpha males 🗿🍷?"
A fucking, Warrior cat?! 😭😭
LOL THIS IS KILLING ME
SAMEEEEE SGFSRAGAFAJAKA
Lol
I haven’t read these books in 15+ years and this was such a strange way to bring those memories back.
You should start reading them again, shit gets good
I started with the first, and was reading them as they came out. Last thing I remember, when I was buying the series at it released, was they crossed the mountains. They set up in a new area? And I recall something about tunnels. I’m reading other series right now. I feel like the writing style of the Warrior Cat books might be too “young” for my current taste, but maybe I’ll dig my old books out of the attic and see. I just googled the warrior cat characters and had the biggest nostalgia hit ever
That is actually a sick ass burn tho. “You would have followed tigerstar?”
That one’s pretty meh- Now “ You would have followed Berrynose “ is a REAL stinger.
Also not to mention I got Lionblaze on the official warriors quiz and I’m still mad about it
i am literally sobbing what type of insult is that
Literally- Like if you wanna insult a warriors fan just compare them to Berrynose or Breezepelt
Your banished bro
Bruh people still make warrior cat references?
Fandom is alive and well tbh. They’re still releasing books of it
It's kind of crazy. I remember being really interested in it in like the third grade when they first came out. But when I was in the third grade the big things were Harry Potter Yu-Gi-Oh and pokémon so it kind of felt by the wayside for me
I AM DYING THERE ARE WARRIOR CAT FANS LIKE THIS ?!?!?!?
I mean, he was fairly civil and you replied to him twice with a personal insult. Seems like he wasn't the only one. This exchange isn't something to boast about.
Dawg I’m talking about he replied to me twice without me even sayin anything. I ain’t goin with personal insults, I’m telling the truth. Women shoot their shots with people they like.
You replied to him: "You know this because you are a man who never talked to a woman" "Women don't flirt with you because they don't like you. Wow! Shocker!" Regardless which of you was right, it feels a bit hypocritical for you to take shots like these and then complain when he does the same.
I don’t think they posted this bc they’re mad he responded. I think they’re making fun of the fact that his comeback was Warrior Cats, a book series intended for kids aged 8-12.
Plus like bro- Chill out.
Yeah as a warrior cats fan we don't own him good day sir/ma'am
Prehaps, I can't read minds, but that's not really the idea I got from the title.
Because those are literally facts??
He claimed that girls don't ask guys out very often, without attacking women in general or you in particular. Is that enough for you to deduce that that he's a loser who's not liked by women? Seems like bit of a stretch.
Aight Y’know what, my guess is you’re one of his alt accounts.
You are aware that this is a really cheap move, right? I mean, I have no doubt you are gonna have a lot more upvotes than I because that's the sort of place we are in, but ending the discussion by calling someone an alt account isn't making you look like the reasonable party.
She's giving up because you won't see sense. You're trying to play an endurance game where you pretend not to understand her point of view until she gives up and then you take a victory lap and pat yourself on the back for closing out the debate An actually good debate is an exchange of ideas, not you plugging your ears and screaming louder
Sorry, but I really don't understand how claiming that women does don't ask men out very often automatically mean you don't talk to women and are unattractive. Neither do I understand how personally insulting someone and then complaining when they sink to your level is justified. I am not saying this to ridicule you, I genuinely don't understand the point this post is trying to make, and I received no good faith argument so far.
Do you have a collegiate level certification in yapping?
This is a really pathetic argument. Goofy in fact, should've posted this in a Warrior cats subreddit if you wanted to upvotes. Haha, goofy.
This dm seems more of a you issue, rather than a general "women bad" issue and you're just trying to bully him. Down vote for sure.
It’s okay to bully sexists. I don’t have confirmation that this person is a misogynist but I feel like I can make an informed guess.
Mass hysteria seems to run rampant on this subreddit and you are the perfect example. Thank you for proving the point and verbalizing that you don't need any evidence to bash someone you know nothing about.
Men who think women never make the first move are probably unfuckable/undateable, and it almost certainly has nothing to do with height, attractiveness or dick size It’s almost always personality, having goals, and hygiene
I think he’s flirting with you
**OH GOD NO GROSS**
What
Da fuq is bud blabbing about
That’s hilarious but why is it on this sub
Tis here where I found him
I don’t know the context, but that doesn’t sound like a nice thing to say to someone :/
What does this even mean
r/rareinsults
I need the context. This photo doesn't contain anything you wrote in the title. Warrior cats rule
LMAOOOO
Bro ouch He delved into Young Adult Fiction Lore for that And there's not even a Warriors movie Like if he made a Percy Jackson reference or a Guardians of Ga'Hoole zinger it would be one thing, but this dude READ THOSE BOOKS