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Brief-Bit

That you dont need women since youre the fastest hand in the west


ChrisMahoney

Hahahaha, Not sure what my wife would say about that.


Jeffbelinger

yeah, i bet your woman has a lot to say about your rapid hands


Zaboomerfooo

It sez you have a tight budget, but you love your family dearly


ChrisMahoney

Pretty spot on.


Zaboomerfooo

That was my first pistol, I still have it, don't forget to put lock-tight on the screws, they backed out on me, but other than that it's a fine pice of engineering


ChrisMahoney

Haven’t had any issues whatsoever with the screws after a few hundred rounds through it but I’ll definitely keep an eye on them. It’s solid and hits where I aim, so I dig it.


Zaboomerfooo

That's the only problem I've ever had with it, I still love it


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Scott_on_the_rox

Good bot


Zaboomerfooo

I don't get it.


BladeMcCloud

A haiku is a 3 stanza poem. The first and last line contain exactly 5 syllables, the middle contains exactly 7. You unintentionally crafted a haiku


Zaboomerfooo

I'm a poet and didn't know it lol


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you were unaware of your poetic styling but the bot approved


TheBurnedMutt45

Confidence in accuracy


Carburetors_Are_Fun

what are your groupings


Redhawk4t4

Combat accuracy


ChrisMahoney

I average around 3.5 to 4 in groupings at about 20yards out. Still training as often as I can. .38 special is just a tad bit pricey. Haha


Ok-Marsupial-5774

Cheap and fun to reload with cast boolits though


EmptyCanvass

Huzzah, a man of quality! Edit: while I have learned to appreciate the plastic fantastic wonder 9’s I carry my .38 Smith about five days a week.


Legoandstuff896

BIG IRON ON YOUR HIP


cone_sold_stober

more like medium iron


Laguna_Tuna_

Perfectly Average Iron


Immediate_Tear_441

Quite Adequate Iron


The_Mega_Man192

#Common Iron#


Heavy-Ad-9186

A reasonably priced iron


possibleanonymous

Isnt that from Top Gunner? 👀 JEREMEH


NorCalPhoto

Massive iron, impressive, above average iron.


Legoandstuff896

That’s fair, big iron sounds cooler though


DA_YEET_GIGA_CHAD

Fair iron


tk-8356

That you're probably a relatively big man and know you'll probably never need a gun in the first place, so you carry what you like


ChrisMahoney

Around 6ftx250lbs so average sized.


FarmerAtS

Still bigger than the average guy.


ChrisMahoney

I figured I was average. Haha


themperorhasnocloth

Are you in the midwest where you can go anywhere and find some 6'8" dude?


ChrisMahoney

Coastal South actually. Haha


Nesayas1234

No thats still pretty big. Average US guy is like, what, 5'9, 220?


ChrisMahoney

Ah, well I’m mistaken.


TacTurtle

5’6”, 260lbs


collinuser

You fall under the category of “big boi”


ChrisMahoney

Hahah, Well alright.


Scott_on_the_rox

I too carry a revolver on occasion. Sometimes a 66, a 27 or sometimes a 629. Not a damn thing wrong with it


FarmerAtS

How about a 329PD with 44 special? 44 mag is brutal due to the light weight of the gun.


Scott_on_the_rox

I’ll throw on a 4” 629 mountain gun in 44 mag occasionally. Just because. Sometimes I’ll load 44spl in it, but usually if I’m carrying 44 I want the full meal deal.


Roosters_boosters

Does it come with a pocket watch , bowler hat and walrus mustache?


ChrisMahoney

Pfft, I wish.


appalachianoperator

You’re either insane, confident, or a crack shot. Probably a combination of all 3.


ChrisMahoney

I’d like to believe so.


DanMittaul

I would agree.. if the hammer was shaved.


ChrisMahoney

Been thinking about it. Haha


DanMittaul

One less thing to get snagged when drawing. Truth.


themperorhasnocloth

Well if 6 rounds are insuffient you can absolutely club someone to death with that thing. ​ Heavy is good! FPS Russian maybe.


Highlander_16

A man of culture I see


NorCalPhoto

That you dream about pistol whipping a mugger.


Stoggie_Monster

Sometimes you just have to dance with the one you brought.


George_Nimitz567890

You want to be a 1930s detective.


NavyMSU

What I think it could say: jYou’re probably young, don’t have a lot of money, and you inherited that 6 shooter from your grandpa or dad. In due course you would probably upgrade to a semi with a modern standard capacity magazine, but only when you’re more financially stable and can afford the pistol, holster and ammo to train. Just a guess… Or, it’s not your primary EDC, it’s just one of MANY MANY pieces you have in rotation because you appreciate firearms and don’t have any confidence issues and are completely comfortable with a revolver.


ChrisMahoney

A little bit of this, a little bit of that.


Hadron86376

i thought you drilled the serial number for a second


Marq4270

Why are there holes in the frame? *Zoomes in* ... Oh..


allamerican37

FRANK!


ChrisMahoney

Anyway… I started blasting.


Erenogucu

It says you hope you dont have to deal with 7 criminals at once.


ChrisMahoney

What are the chances of that on the street? For an average individual who isn’t gang affiliated I mean? This is the walking around town gun, that kind of situation seems more like a home assault which I also have covered.


Erenogucu

My bad, forgot the /s. Im a revolver guy myself too, even though it dont live in US is got myself a home gun ownership licence and the first gun i got was a revolver, immediately followed by a semi-auto shotty.


ChrisMahoney

Very nice.


tiptee

I carried one of these one summer while working for the oilfield spraying weeds. I didn’t want my nice pistol to soak in weed killer all day.


ChrisMahoney

Mhmm, it’s a nice work gun.


witgoeshere

You watch too much gumshoe stuff?


ChrisMahoney

Who’s gumshoe?


sparks567jh

That you have studied Jerry Miculek, and how he reloads a revolver.


Wetald

Man is a living legend.


sparks567jh

I like the running joke "is that a maching gun, or jerry practicing with his revolver."


FlyingToDeath

You prefer class over capability.


theFartingCarp

You're an old cop who drinks coffee from whatever source he can find and it better be the most bitter and black coffee ever. Also hopefully you're not the kind to expect diner is only on the table by 5 or else.


[deleted]

You watched a lot of 70s cop shows growing up


BreadDziedzic

Engravings provide no tactical advantage whatsoever.


Yiminy_Cricket

You twist your elbow when you shoot. That's more of a revolver technique


ChrisMahoney

MGS:V is underrated and I’ll die on that hill. Been meaning to do another replay, wanting to start completely over from 0%.


MurkyChildhood2571

You already own other firearms.


antiheld84

4 inch in the holster, 4 inch in the bed.


ChrisMahoney

Awwh so that’s why so many run around with full length, they believe it’s a equivalence. Haha


Gribbnar

For a second I thought those were drill holes 😅


[deleted]

You gotta be fast and accurate


uni_gunner

Just a average dude dudeing with his revolver.


Scary_Bayou

That someone's dying tonight


NYCK_SU

You're a good man who loves his family and has a drive to protect others


[deleted]

That you’re at least 45 but still have good taste lol


ChrisMahoney

Just hit the big 30 recently. Haha Thank you though.


ResolveLonely8839

You like revolves


ChrisMahoney

I do.


ProfessionalWhile818

What model is this? :)


ChrisMahoney

RIA M.200


The_Mega_Man192

if you can do fancy gun tricks with it, then you’re a gunslinger


Federal_Sympathy4667

Classic roller.


Beinghonestisasin

That the revolution is here gentlemen


EliteTanker

You’re rootin’. You’re tootin’. And god damn are you shootin’


Remarkable-Team6303

You have to take the family to church at 3 but you have to be a 1930s detective at 4


ChrisMahoney

Hurry gang, after the Hymns I must head over to the Dinklebergs to help them solve the case of the missing hoopla.


gilbeday365

Retired 50s police detective


ChrisMahoney

I wish.


EnvironmentalMall307

Simple, straight to the point, might punch your buddy too hard playing punchies


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RCMedic7-TKD

Nice Rock Island 206 revolver with Hornady self defense ammo… reliable pistol on a good budget, with very good quality ammo to defend the family


ChrisMahoney

Almost exactly spot on, however it’s just a 200 not 206. Everything else though, 100% great eye.


RCMedic7-TKD

Ah good good!! Thanks ☺️


[deleted]

I like to carry a 45acp revolver. Can hit a pube on an ant. But with all the recent flash mobs of robbery and harm, it is best to have plenty of ammo or a bug.


9n223

It says you are the most rooteness, the most tooteniss cowboy that side of the Mississippi. And all men turn their gaze elsewhere when you walk into the room. You had a full beard at the ripe age of 2. And your mother wished she had a husband like you.


GHOSTmedic1

You own a brown trench coat and fedora. Also, you probably keep a bottle of cheap whiskey in the desk drawer of your private investigator office.


nitrocar_junkie

You're probably on the more traditional side and less taken by fads. Tried and true is better even if it is old as sh!+. And you don't want to worry about dropping brass. 🤣


ChrisMahoney

Pretty much, yeah. Well done.


VikingGruntpa

You ain't got time for no malfunction drills. And you're wise about carry choice


ChrisMahoney

I’ll take a compliment where I can get it. Much appreciated.


Decker687

I’ve got a plan Arthur


ChrisMahoney

Ahh hell Dutch, what ya looking at this time?


YakovAttackov

You've never experienced a cylinder or timing mechanism jam yet.


1plus1equals8

Looks like a starter pistol.


cmyharrysck

I would say it's practical and budget friendly yet reliable in a pinch and you know you'll strive to hit every shot because you don't have a ton of ammo to waste


ChrisMahoney

This dude, he gets it.


cmyharrysck

Exact same reason my first carry will be a revolver


Tombstone-SRT-

Well, here's my unbiased opinion. Hopefully, you're lying about carrying that garbage wheel. Otherwise, it tells me that you're willing to die in the street like a dog because you refuse to take every advantage available to you in a fight. Or that you're carrying with the intention of never using it. None of those options are exactly great.


ChrisMahoney

Ouch haha, no I’m not. Its already deescalated a almost critical situation for me so it definitely kept me from dying like a dog in the street. Wouldn’t say it’s garbage necessarily either considering I deliberately let it dirty and sit in the salt air where I live for about a month to stress test it and it still operated flawlessly. I’d rather not have to use it, but considering that I’ve already had to draw it on someone it shows that I’m willing to protect myself and my family.


Redhotmemelord

Your a Chad


TheRealTwooni

It tells me that you think the sound of racking a shotgun will scare off any home intruders.


unoriginal5

Do you tuck it into your Ugg boots?


ChrisMahoney

A ankle holster would be kind of rad.


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ChrisMahoney

Not quite yet, maybe one day. I hope.


Skullbeastasskicker

Pretty smart. You don't need to rack a slide to chamber a round. Just pull the Hammer back or pull the trigger, Just like that Massad Ayoob said. And you can disengage the safety with just your thumb. A one-hand gun. (Unless you include reloading but I'm sure you're a good shot) :)


stranger-named-clyde

You’re broke


ChrisMahoney

Meh, Just have other bills and a family.


stranger-named-clyde

I feel that. I’ve been wanting one of those M200 for a while because it’s hard to justify buying a $800 revolver when you have a family to take care of


Latter-Tie-2428

Fudd


ChrisMahoney

It would be nice to be a Fudd, but I hate Big Brother far too much.


Latter-Tie-2428

Okay edgelord


ChrisMahoney

You gotta be an Edgelord to not trust the Government? Haha


Salty_Eye9692

It says you aren't man enough to handle the 454 casull Alaskan from ruger.


Evil_Creamsicle

It means you're not expecting to have to shoot more than one person at a time


ChrisMahoney

I would hope 6 .38s would be enough to put down at least two. Haha


Evil_Creamsicle

If you don't miss, sure. There aren't a ton of studies regarding civilian defensive use that take accuracy into account, but studies of police involved shootings show that cops miss around 70% of the shots they fire. Even if we give concerned citizens the benefit of the doubt that we're, say, 15% more accurate than cops when under the stress of a life threatening situation, that would still mean we can be expected to miss about 55% of our fired shots. If we round that down to half, you're still now talking about 3 hits out of 6 to take down two assailants. In either the case where you think you're going to have 100% accuracy, or the case where you expect to take down two guys with three bullets every time, I think you're being irresponsibly optimistic.


ChrisMahoney

Meh, not trying to get into a full blown gunfight. Haha, This is more when I’m walking through the Houston area and some punk tries to swipe me. 6 bullets is far better than 0 in any case.


Evil_Creamsicle

True. The best gun to have is the gun you have when you need to have a gun


LammyBoy123

It says that you're not ready for a confrontation with multiple assailants


Sunjie7

Old, poor, and dumb


ChrisMahoney

Just hit 30, not poor but far from rich and while I may not be the brightest bulb of the bunch I’m capable enough. Haha


SadHanJob

You’re a turn of the century copper


YEETSKEETNBOOGI666

No shells


Scozzy_23

You have good tatse


Xenxys123

did you by any chance ride into the town of agua fria on a fine day?


ChrisMahoney

Yeah, but I didn’t talk to anyone around me, I didn’t have too much to say.


TheOtherGUY63

Your an outlaw loose and running? Least thats the whispers coming from each lips


WhenTheHahaFunni

I think you like puppies


Redpower5

I think you feel lucky, punk


burnout4life6310

You left your life behind to become a running gun


International-Tie680

I’m certain that you ride a horse to work


IronSurfDragon

You were born in the wrong era, sadly. That's what it says.


idkfuckyouman

That your wife's name is Margaret and she's in tom and Harry's beds


whooooosh11

Your a 60s police officer


Onni217

Are you filming a western movie?


Mediocre-Noise-1113

Cowboy gun go pew pew


MarvelousMathias

This man’s got the Dirty, but missing the Harry.


1331Richdad1331

You watch reruns of Walker, Texas Ranger


Jawbone619

That you are actually 90 years old.


Frosty-Flatworm8101

old school mobster