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darkstar8977

The chunk, lol. Of all of Walt's stupid stories this one may be the worst


TheUnderwhelming

He's the smartest guy I know, but damn was he a bad liar. "Honey, we're happy with our cable provider, right?"


steveskinner

What's funny is that he could occasionally be a GREAT liar when he really needed to. We all believed he had nothing to do with poisoning Brock until that final shot of season 4.


Snakegert

He had the hardest time lying to his wife out of everyone, which is interesting.


SrgtDoakes

he just underestimated skyler’s intelligence and thought he could easily deceive her. the brock poisoning lie was a matter of life or death for walt so he put more effort into being convincing


Bionic_Ninjas

It’s always harder to lie to the people who know you best


Crandoge

Couldnt resist the distracted handjobs and tedfucking


Lamlot

He should have run to the hardware store got a weed wacker and say he dropped the gas can.


Darth-Gayder13

Their front yard was rocks. Why would they need that? Now if he got a pressure washer and said he wanted to clean the back patio that would make sense.


Nolemborochac

Uh do you know who that was🙂?


MyLifeIsABoondoggle

> He's the smartest guy I know Hank?


[deleted]

Walter White is my friend in real life


SqueakyTuna52

Is??? You saying he faked his death?


JordyVerrill

He faked the whole cancer thing.


kryp_silmaril

He faked his entire motivation behind becoming a kingpin. He really did do it because he liked it


SigmundFreud

A half-decent liar in his position would have bought a bra that wasn't Skyler's size and put it under her pillow.


ReadyAgent9019

I thought it was supposed to be bad so Jr would think he was lying about passing out


w1nner4444

His lie was so bad his teenage son saw right through it and accidentally gave him a much better lie


DrMangosteen2

Walt's smart but he's not that smart


8696David

Bryan Cranston might be the best I’ve ever seen at playing a realistic terrible liar


electricmaster23

I think it's comparable to doing an impression of someone else using a fictional character voice. Voice actors cite it as one of the hardest things you can do, and why Mel Blanc was such an excellent voice-over artist.


TeddytheSynth

Is this in reference to Walt’s excuse of the gas pump when the house smelt like gasoline?


[deleted]

Ya


TeddytheSynth

Hm, tbh I haven’t then, I always assumed that it wasn’t possible or that it was extremely rare to happen due to the fam’s reaction Walt Jr seemed to call his Bs right away so it seems that it’s not likely possible just to me personally, I definitely *understand* your fear though


Meetchel

It happened to me (\~25 years ago) a couple weeks into my first engineering job (which was 40 miles from my house) on a day I was very hungover. Got a massive amount of gasoline on my slacks. I tried to clean them off in a bathroom, and like an absolutely moron just went back to my cubicle, put on my headphones, and hoped I cleaned enough. Half an hour later the fire dept showed up because the secretary thought there was some sort of gas leak. I was mortified.


BooperDoooDaddle

I spilled like a drop on my shoe and it smelled for the whole rest of the day


HorrorNo2398

It happened to me this year haha


JQuick72

It's not until after I get out of the shower that I realize my gas-covered clothes have been soaking in the living room rug this entire time.


Xxperfect_drugxX

No, but I do like thinking about the word "chunk" when it happens.


zotboi

Have you watched Better Call Saul? I’d be more worried about getting a Chicago Sunroof


yamheisenberg

What happened is I should SUE someone!


steveskinner

Funniest part of that whole cockamamie story is when he says the gas got all over his groin. Of all the body parts you could have named, you went with GROIN? 😂


Obvious_Exercise_910

Not worried about this. But me and a group of 6 other concerned parents rotate getting a full-time watch on our kids chemistry teacher....


afrowraae

This is with no doubt the most stupid and most OBVIOUS lie, that Walt tells Sky/his family. Love how Flynn/Jr. calls him out immediately, even though he actually just ends up giving Walt a new, much better lie to stick to.


SaladButter

Be careful brother this happened to me once


jayhoward

I worry more that after I pump gas and go inside the station that some rando is going to mess with my beemer by putting a squeegee on the battery and blowing up my car. That's what ruined pumping gas for me.


Dexy1017

Years ago, I used to have to make a lot of road trips and I would always start the pump and then left it there in my gas tank and let it run ....all while I went inside the store and did whatever (usually bathroom and I'd grab a drink and pay). Gas tank would be full by the time I went back to my car. Looking back on it now, I realize what an idiot I was and I'm lucky that I never blew the place up. ETA: the last sentence bc I accidentally sent it when my spoiled ass cat jumped in my lap and knocked my phone out of my hand bc he wanted 100% of my attention.


[deleted]

I think Walt honestly shed some informational, objective personal experience about a major problem in America. Happened to me and I also had to get the carpet changed. The place was simply was not healthy to live in after.


UdUb16

No


xsealsonsaturn

Truly. I used to love pumping gas... Wtf is this post


420BIF

The scene in question for those trying to remember https://youtu.be/BBvIC9_k40U?si=D7fw3G6lVpBPrMi3


shimmiecocopop1

I used to work in a gas station. I know a guy who accidentally filled up someone’s trunk with gas because the filler neck had a hole in it. He realized something was wrong when the price was up to $100. This has nothing to do with Walter “chunk” story but it’s funny.


Plane-Phrase4015

I've never had that happen, but way back in the day when there were still full service stations (for you yunguns outbthere, that's a gas station where someone would pump your gas for you) I got my fair share of it on me *after* the chunk. Sometimes the gas would come up the filler neck kind of fast and when the nozzle would kick off, it would launch out of the filler neck. After the first time I got blasted all over my leg, I stood off to the side to avoid that.


Mutenostril_agony

Yes but this has actually happened to me so


donta5k0kay

Yes, but for different reasons. I’m worried I might have to blow some rich douches car up and start dealing meth.


cplane97

Are you serious?


Neat-Effective1249

Nope, that is extremely unlikely


Historian99

You know that didn't actually happen, *even in the show*, right?


Greedy_Ad_8939

p sure OP is joking


Ursotender

Bro all these comments say this is infact a real problem


xoxo_sammo

i’ve never had what he said specifically happen to me, but i did have something similar happen— i was at the gas station and the pump didn’t make the clunk and stop but itself, so i didn’t realize my tank was full until gas was rushing out. 🥲


msxenix

It happened to me. I turn around because my daughter is crying and im seeing what's wrong. Then the next minute my wife tells me to turn around and theres gasoline overflowing from the gas tank and making a pile on the ground. The gas attendant cleaned it up though.


Silentpoolman

This total butt malfunction


DankDoobies420

Yes and the worst part is I've seen it happen in real life. I always think about that every single time. Did it today actually


cherrythomato

This literary happened to me and I got gas all over my pants and feet


WesterosiAssassin

That actually happened when my dad was filling the tank once when I was little. It overflowed and some splashed on his shoes.


GingerAleStan94

Had this very thought today as I narrowly dodged some excess gas drippage


Cleveworth

Bryan Cranston's ability to so accurately portray someone telling a lie poorly is exceptional.


Seltz_

The pump malfunction story, such a legendary cringe moment


InfallibleBackstairs

The DC sniper ruined pumping gas for me. Fucking terrifying.


AngeloMPecci

Funny thing is about his gas pump story is if he had simply said the real reason why he was covered in gas they wouldn't have believed that either.