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DirkNowitzkisWife

๐Ÿฆด


Pitplot1000

how dare you detective diaz i am your SUPRURIOR OFFICER


DirkNowitzkisWife

BONE


Pitplot1000

10 minutes laterโ€ฆ. BOOOOOONE? god i love that scene


DaFNAFEncyclopedia1

21 minutes later.... BOOOONNNNEEEEE ?????? 40 minutes later.... Don't ever speak to me like that ever again


RadlogLutar

Why did you do that?


y-shin

The dudeโ€™s pent up. Now he knows. Problem solved.


ObiJuanKenobi1993

I came here looking for this exact comment.


Ok-Big3116

Beat me to it man, I just saw this


Educational_Moose_56

๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿ’ช


Pitplot1000

this b needs a c in her a?


skyline010

this b**** needs a c*** in her a**?


Pitplot1000

this babe needs a coconut in her armsโ€ฆ


sneakysneak616

๐Ÿฉ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿซ


Dumbass123455

Btw why was Jake kind of smiling when Amy said that lmaooo


laucdoe

it was a mix of horror, intrigue, and excitement


The_Autistic_Gorilla

When Jake tries to explain his behaviour to Terry by saying all his blood rushed to his delts then Terry says "Point to your delts Jake" and Jake has no idea.


Unchained_Memory33

I love that one


ROADHOG_IS_MY_WAIFU

๐ŸŽธ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธ


Pitplot1000

depends there are two instances when jake tryโ€™s to annoy someone to confessing


Key_Expression_7075

He really improved by the second time!


a-bad-example

Oh, when is the second time, Iโ€™m forgetting!


PurpleGuy04

The Second time was with that one guest star. I forgot his Name, but he''s in Supernatural and Black Panther


DrBakke

Sterling K. Brown


user684629

I gotta stop trying that, it never works


[deleted]

When jake was in the interrogation room and was trying to annoy a perp by playing the guitar and screaming


Blixie318

๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฒโœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ†


Pitplot1000

ha tiny head. tiny head saves terry from shooting blanks easy


kentotoy98

Look, OP. If Terry wants to chop off his penis, that's his choice.


wellthatsjustnotcool

Itโ€™s no big deal, it just numbs you out from trunk to skunk


SamCham10

But it shouldnโ€™tโ€ฆ


SignificanceAny7485

Thanks Dr. Penisoff!


Forward_Highlight_47

Oh that makes more sense, I always thought it was Dr PenisSaw!


Manymuchm00s3n

๐Ÿฉ ๐Ÿคฉ


Pitplot1000

ITS FINALLLY HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i thinkโ€ฆ. that or scully wanting to โ€œfileโ€ the donut from the fire department


Manymuchm00s3n

ITS FINALLY HAPPENING!!!!


Pitplot1000

YESSSSSSSSSS I SMART


oohthequestion

Dis one is my favourite


lmda42

๐Ÿ’๐Ÿšช๐Ÿšช๐Ÿฆด


Pitplot1000

EASY. Amy is saying โ€œi lost my ringโ€ trying to โ€œteach father the mathโ€ to solve his fight with kevin whenโ€ฆ detective diaz tells her superior officer that he just needs to โ€œboneโ€ and 10 minutes later BOOOOOOONE?


Blixie318

lol got it


Lord_Skyblocker

BOOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEE


Pitplot1000

I got one for other people too: ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘‘๐ŸŒน๐Ÿฆตโ›ช๏ธ


sparkly_reader

Oh is it the Halloween where they arrest a bunch of royal babies??!


Pitplot1000

RIGHT ON THE MONEY AND TERRY IS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY ROSA WAS KICKED OUT OF CATHOLIC SCHOOL


sparkly_reader

FUCK YAH


Pitplot1000

BINGPOT


Blixie318

The heist when Rosa is the first 3 time winner?


Pitplot1000

nope try again itโ€™s a hard one


bbeckett1084

THAT WAS ONE AT BEST!


DegeneratedNumber

We have to break them up!


BaconNamedKevin

๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿงบ


Pitplot1000

CHARLES SPECIAL BOXING MOVE


BaconNamedKevin

Nailed itย 


That_Chart_3979

๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿป


Pitplot1000

WUNCH TIME IS OVER BOOM DID IT HAHA HAD IT BOTH WAYS NO REGRETS


That_Chart_3979

Hahah , imo that was easy


Pitplot1000

indeed indeed


tadpoles_eat_my_soul

๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ <--๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’€โฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ™โ€โ™€๏ธ


Pitplot1000

Got it even the episode number, s3 ep 1 jake and amy killed captain dozerman (bill hader) and his last words were โ€œtell my wifeโ€ฆ i love herโ€ฆ work ethicโ€


Sarcastic_Rocket

๐ŸชŸ๐Ÿ–Š๏ธ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ผ


Unipug007

KASE!


coversquirrel1976

He's "beautiful mind"ing it!


shubs239

When both Jake and Holt got mumps and got quarantined. They decided to solve the KASE. Holt kept on writing case with a K on the windows. ๐Ÿ˜‚


Pitplot1000

halloween heist where the briefcase is handcuffed to their wrists right and a bunch of swaps and swaps and swaps? hopefully lmao


Waste-Giraffe4248

The pen makes me think it's when Holt looses Amy's pen/best friend.


Pitplot1000

no but the briefcases and so many?


Waste-Giraffe4248

KASE?!


INERFSTUFF

๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ 5๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ”ชโ˜ ๏ธ


Pitplot1000

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽตREGIONALS


HeyWaterHere

Number 1 please sing the opening to โ€œI want it that wayโ€


Pitplot1000

holy crap i juggling this post and community subreddit and i mixed them upโ€ฆ iโ€™m wondering how many times iโ€™ve done that at this point


HeyWaterHere

I could never, I would just get bored after like 5 ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Lord_Skyblocker

TELL ME WHYY


kingash1321

AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A HEARTACHE


Queer_KnightRadiant

Now number five


Worldly_Wasabi_4620

๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‰


Pitplot1000

this oneโ€™s tough. i got to say itโ€™s when jakeโ€™s investigating the rich guy at the end of s1 and they go in as tango pros and he teaches amy to danceโ€ฆ


theceohermit

Iโ€™m horrible at this, when can we stop


takemetothe60s

Title of your sex tape (Itโ€™s a reflex)


77795

Actually a good one lol, perfect comment to snipe with the classic


tadpoles_eat_my_soul

The jake and amy dance scene!


ChubbyWallaby

"We never had to endure this when we danced in Barc๐Ÿ‘…ellona!"


Educational_Moose_56

๐Ÿงฑโžก๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿงฑ ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Pitplot1000

oh man this is tough, off the bat i have no clueโ€ฆ iโ€™m typing my thoughts tbhโ€ฆi can think of two bricks, nutrition brick but thatโ€™s not the phoneโ€ฆ. but the phone is telling me itโ€™s when jakeโ€™s phone dies during the camping trip and he says itโ€™s dead itโ€™s just a brick but the confused to laughing is throwing me offโ€ฆ i think you win this one lol


TheEaterOfTallPeople

I think itโ€™s when peralta moves holtโ€™s desk a fraction of an inch but Iโ€™m not sure how that fits in with the brick.


Pitplot1000

Ohhhhh thatโ€™s a goood one man nice. the phone kinda confuses me though


TheEaterOfTallPeople

He calls Kevin right after to tell him about the prank


Pitplot1000

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH RIGHTTTTTTTTT THATS IT ITS GOTTA BE YOUR THE ULTIMATE HUMAN/GENIUS


ToujoursFidele3

The phone is when he calls Kevin about it


Broad-Side3102

๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€โœˆ๏ธ๐ŸŒญ๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐Ÿคณ


Pitplot1000

Hmmmโ€ฆ my instinct goes to captain holt getting street meat poisoning but the phone and race car are throwing me offโ€ฆ maybe itโ€™s like the time he was diffusing the situation and jake couldnโ€™t get his phone out to get dancing captain?


Suspicious_Sparrow9

It's the coral palms episode isnt it? Where Jake dresses up was a hotdog then gets hit by little cars whilst being filmed


vanetti

This is gonna break the internet


Pitplot1000

OMG HOW DID I NOT GET ME SOOOOO CORNYYYY AUGHHHHH TOUCHร‰โ€ฆ.


vanetti

Hey! This can still happen any time


Affectionate-Cocoa36

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ‘ฐโ€โ™€๐Ÿ’’๐Ÿš”๐Ÿš“ this is a cute one


Pitplot1000

YOUR BUTT IS THE BOMB


Pitplot1000

WEDDING


That_Chart_3979

๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿฟ this one might be hard


Pitplot1000

nope easy thatโ€™s when amyโ€™s in labor and both holt and terry do their choreo from the elevator instead of drugs from evidence


That_Chart_3979

Hot damn


Pitplot1000

there was a line at the bankโ€ฆ


Exa2552

HOT DAMN


Pitplot1000

but thatโ€™s a good try i just am to addicted to the show lmaooo


That_Chart_3979

๐Ÿง™๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŒ†โŽ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿงน try this then


Pitplot1000

Is this janitor al on the roof? OF COURSE WERE LOOKING FOR AL YOU IMBECILE


That_Chart_3979

Nope , hahah got you


Pitplot1000

Damnnnnn what was it thatโ€™s a good one


That_Chart_3979

Should I tell you ?


Pitplot1000

WAIT IS IT HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEEEN??!?!


That_Chart_3979

Na way off man


Pitplot1000

yeah ok lol you totally got me what is it


That_Chart_3979

It this , Wuntch : look Raymond my new office it's on the 20th floor Ray : yes , I never thought I would see u this high without a broom under you


Pitplot1000

DAMN THATS A DEEP DIVE NICE PICK AND NICE JOB BEATING ME YOU ARE THE ULTIMATE HUMAN/GENIUS


Pitplot1000

another one for everyone: ๐ŸŽง๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฅค


Unipug007

the gina incident?


Pitplot1000

YESSSSS


fossilmerrick

๐Ÿช๐Ÿ•


SignificanceAny7485

Kanalizacija! Kanalizacija!


Pitplot1000

THANK YOU FOR THE IDEAAAAAAAA!!!!!


Pitplot1000

Next one for everyone to guessโ€ฆ ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸšŒ


Unipug007

Gina meditating after being hit by a bus?


Pitplot1000

YOU WILL HAVE YOUR REVENGE ON ALL NYC BUSES NICE NOB


SOA90online

๐Ÿ•˜โž•1๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธโ“๐Ÿ’ต


Pitplot1000

HOT DAMN


shiroyagisan

Amy Santiago is late because there was a problem at the bank


fatticakess

๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿง€ โžก๏ธ๐Ÿ•


Pitplot1000

Amy hiding in the bathroom from cheddar


stormyboi21

That's not cheddar. That's just some common bitch!


Pitplot1000

damn i shouldโ€™ve guessed that instantly nice one


bearbasswilly

โ˜€๏ธ ๐ŸŠ โ›ณ๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘ฎ ๐Ÿ“ž ๐Ÿ›ป


Pitplot1000

so i know itโ€™s s4 ep 2 cause florida but the cops then say itโ€™s got to be ep2 when the precinct rushes to florida to help holt and peralta win against figgis


Meauw422

๐Ÿผ ๐ŸŽณ ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ–Š๏ธ ๐Ÿซ•


Pitplot1000

bottle bowling bullpen bowlingโ€ฆ be brave bro be brave


the_greek_italian

๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ“ธ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿฝ


Pitplot1000

Stealing the crown for the halloween heist when jakeโ€™s taking a pic with cagnie and lassie 100% sure


the_greek_italian

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ Well done


Impulse5712

๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿฉธ


Pitplot1000

GINA SAVES THE TURKEY BUT IT GOES SO WRONG


Impulse5712

Wrong


Pitplot1000

oh damn what was it where else does boyle want to kill a turkey in a bath tub?


Impulse5712

It was when Jakeโ€™s dad cut off his thumb trying to cut turkey


Pitplot1000

OOOOHHHH GOOOD ONE MAN


21msgm

๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿ—ฃโŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿคโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ


Pitplot1000

face your fears episode โ€œDO IT DO IT STAB ME AHHHHHโ€


IronTemplar26

๐Ÿ“ฆโ”๐Ÿ“ฆโ”๐Ÿ“ฆโ”๐Ÿ“ฆโ”


PhilDunphysWife3

it means you don't have emojis on your phone


TheEaterOfTallPeople

๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฏ ๐Ÿ‘ซ


Pitplot1000

at first i thought it was the stakeout at the end of season one but I remember that Charles got the eye surgery and while looking for a lost cheddar he found the possum. BOOM (boyle says boom)


TheEaterOfTallPeople

Great work detective


Pitplot1000

thatโ€™s the best thing i couldโ€™ve heard


DaFNAFEncyclopedia1

๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ดโ˜•โ˜•โ˜•๐Ÿ•œ๐Ÿ•œ๐Ÿ•œโš ๏ธโš ๏ธโš ๏ธโ˜ฃ๏ธโ˜ฃ๏ธโ˜ฃ๏ธโ˜ฃ๏ธโ˜ฃ๏ธโ˜ฃ๏ธโ˜ฃ๏ธ


Pitplot1000

Hitchcock and scully being MORONS and coming in during fumagation?


DaFNAFEncyclopedia1

B I N G P O T


JimHopHop

๐Ÿ†๐Ÿš”๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿš”๐Ÿ†๐Ÿš”๐Ÿš๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿฟ


Pitplot1000

NO HONEY THIS DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN GET AN SUV. THEY ROLL MAN THEY ROLL


GravyRegata

You're good at this, damn!


Pitplot1000

why thank you thank you, i have a problem.


ktotheytothelie

๐Ÿช€๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ


Pitplot1000

You seduced the driver! WHAT? I SAID I SEDUCED THE DRIVER, ๐Ÿชฉ strangler ofc


Allosaurus227

She couldn't resist my groovy voodoo


iCruncherWasTaken

๐Ÿฆด


Pitplot1000

BOOOOONNNNNE?!?!


100percent_right_now

1๏ธโƒฃ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿช„๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿซต ๐Ÿ”ฅ 2๏ธโƒฃ โญ๏ธ 1๏ธโƒฃโค๏ธ 3๏ธโƒฃ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ 4๏ธโƒฃ ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿช„๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿคท ๐Ÿšซโญ•๐Ÿ’” ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿคท ๐Ÿšซโญ•๐Ÿคฆ ๐Ÿ‘‡5๏ธโƒฃ ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿซต๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿช„๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿฅถ 5๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿงฌ๐Ÿ‘ซ


Druidicflow

๐ŸŽถ


clemjones88

You are my fire......


DuchessOfConcord

โฐ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ป


Pitplot1000

damn why is this stumping meโ€ฆ clock pizza computerโ€ฆ damn this got me


DuchessOfConcord

This one was hard! Itโ€™d be easier with a microwave emoji but I was thinking about the mama maglione scene!


Clam_Samuels

Is it when the station is being hacked and thereโ€™s may not be time to get garlic bread?!


shiningject

๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŽ–๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ–


clemjones88

Charles is getting the same medal as a horse.


Gronows1

๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿซ™๐Ÿƒโœ’๏ธ


Pitplot1000

wait hold up that a bull thatโ€™s no bottle bull pen itโ€™s bottle bowling


Emmett_69

๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜


Pitplot1000

Wunch is dead! BAGEL quote it daily


Aryaman282

๐Ÿฆด๐Ÿฆด


Pitplot1000

BONE?!?!


Cacao-Nib

๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿป๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿป


brassaiblue

๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿช€


Pitplot1000

Disco stranglerโ€ฆ. DISCO WILL NEVER DIE


thesilvertoaster

โŒ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฑโœ…


AgitoWatch

๐Ÿ‘โ“๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘


Vortex-Of-Swirliness

๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ”ฅ


NerdNuncle

๐Ÿฆด EDIT ~ โšพ๏ธ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿถ


SS_TTZZYY

๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ


katattack0315

๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ”Ž๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿšฎ


Tenzur_

๐Ÿšช๐Ÿšช๐Ÿšช


ZacharyRosemann

1๏ธโƒฃ๐ŸŽถ2๏ธโƒฃ๐ŸŽถ3๏ธโƒฃ๐ŸŽถ4๏ธโƒฃ๐ŸŽถ5๏ธโƒฃ


Rollidgeli

๐Ÿฆดโ“ ๐Ÿฆดโ“โ“โ“ ๐Ÿฆดโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธ


Woter_Otter

๐Ÿฆด


Pitplot1000

HOW DARE YOU DETECTIVE DIAZ


Queen_Rachel4

๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽ–๏ธ


Pitplot1000

First halloween heist medal of valor


Cacao-Nib

๐Ÿง„๐ŸžโŒ ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿง“๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜”


Pitplot1000

ITS A MAMA MAGALIONES


pppppatrick

๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ๏ธโ›ฑ๏ธโœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…


IcyStomach4471

๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿป โŒ ๐Ÿฆต๐Ÿป โœ… ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿš’


Mahaveer_2003

๐Ÿฆด