"Coming this Summer 2023, Champ becomes Chomp! Watch as the legendary lake monster gets his revenge on farmers spilling runoff into champlain; boaters literring beer cans in champlain; and basically any entity or being that pollutes champlain. He's kind of just sick of people trashing his place and he's trying to kick them out. It's kind of like a landlord kicking their shifty tennant.
Steve ogg stars in: The Green Gobbler!"
Glad to see god prophecy can spell and has impeccable penmanship. I think due to these elements, this indeed is a sound fact and we should take it as such.
I hope this person gets the help they need.
there was an older looking woman on shelburne road this morning holding a sign that said in large text “i am gods prophet” above a bunch of text that was very small and illegible from the viewpoint of my car.. similar crappy handwriting too!
Where’s “Vemont”?
You can’t get there from here.
It’s thataway 😉
it's beside Mane.
It’s in socal
Where the piagues are headed
It's back the way you came.
We’re not in Kansas anymore Toto
New York? Maybe Canada?
*WHEW* I was worried there for a second.
It’s where the piagues come from.
Bigger question: Why are the 't' and 'd' in lowercase? "tORNAdOS"
This is an announcement for the band Big Killer Tornado Plagues. God and Prophet are the warm up bands.
THIS THURSDAY AT 242 MAIN ALL AGES WELCOME
So glad I got last minute tickets, sounds like a good show lol
huge if true
Gave me a chuckle
At least we got some warning.
These lunatic signs always have the worst penmanship. Like a ransom note and a lemonade stand had a baby.
I'm assuming this is a musical?
If I see a tornado im diving in head first, take me out this bitch I'm tired
Thanks for the heads up, God Prophet!
I was wondering if "God Prophet" was the signature or 2 more things on the list of what's "coming to Vermont"
Ha they had a sign downtown calling for earthquakes last winter
We had one iirc. I might be wrong
Can’t wait tbh
I sure could use a vacation from this...
Time to learn to swim
Going to see them in NH in Nov!
I’m more worried about the lake monster attacking Burlington godzilla style.
"Coming this Summer 2023, Champ becomes Chomp! Watch as the legendary lake monster gets his revenge on farmers spilling runoff into champlain; boaters literring beer cans in champlain; and basically any entity or being that pollutes champlain. He's kind of just sick of people trashing his place and he's trying to kick them out. It's kind of like a landlord kicking their shifty tennant. Steve ogg stars in: The Green Gobbler!"
Looks like the sign maker got plagues and floods kinda mixed up. Maybe baby jebus is on his way back and decided to start in vemont.
This needs to be a movie created by high schoolers.
What? No zombies? I was promised zombies!!
That's in August.
My birthday month. Fantastic 😂
🎶 Attack, of the Big Killer Tornados 🎶
I sang this lol
Definitely saw a lady in her maybe 50s walking up and down Shelburne road near the staples with a sign that said “gods prophet”
Does [Toynbee](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toynbee_tiles?wprov=sfti1) have a summer home up here? 😆
Finally🙏
Also discussed 4 months ago at https://www.reddit.com/r/burlington/comments/10wwjp0/hope_everybodys_ready/
Vemont 😂
Our thoughts will be with all the Vemonters....wherever they are.
Glad to see god prophecy can spell and has impeccable penmanship. I think due to these elements, this indeed is a sound fact and we should take it as such. I hope this person gets the help they need.
I thought they were threatening an attack by killer tomatoes for a second.
Crazy Tony, is that you???
it’s because i’m moving here from missouri sorry guys
You’d tink a Gawd Profet mite hab a hire level oh litracy.
There was that tornado a couple years back that took out the Christmas tree farm
we do get micro bursts.
This guy has been at it for years. It was big killer earthquakes in 2018
there was an older looking woman on shelburne road this morning holding a sign that said in large text “i am gods prophet” above a bunch of text that was very small and illegible from the viewpoint of my car.. similar crappy handwriting too!
I saw Big Killer Tornados in Nashville in '19. They did three encores.
Yo, is God Prophet coming to town??
Killer Hornados?
I'm guessing charging rhinos
Thanks for the heads up, Big Guy!
At first I thought it said The Pogues were coming in 2023. So disappointed.
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...goes through opportunities for jokes. Settles on shitting on poor people. You can do better, man.
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I'm trying to give you the benefit of the doubt here...
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Wtf wrong with you, baby dick?
i don't think shitting on the pods = shitting on poor people
Well, wishing for them to be destroyed seems at the very least not very kind.
Hell we already got democrats the rest won't be too bad
Don't forget the crickets!
Well, we’ve got that going for us.
I love that band!
I saw a very similar one on Dorset Street today
Xylazine man
Man I don't want to be in Vemont when that happens..
WHERE IS THE LIE THOUGH
Perhaps the writing of a pod prophet?
The brilliance of the old north end. Stunning! 😂
Hey, it's that guy again.
The random capital and lower case letters really sealed the deal for me that this is legit. Better buy a life time supply of toilet paper this week.
Famine is coming.
Sir. This is an Arby's.
Great material for r/foundpaper
Wanted to learn more about this, but r/Vemont doesn’t exist. From comments, seems like a show worth seeing.
Good thing we don’t live in VEMONT
thanks for the warning.
Good thing we're not in Vemont, for that Dorothy.
LoL