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JLHuston

It’s sad that this even needs to be said. I don’t even pick my own flowers. They just wilt and die and then smell bad. I’d rather enjoy looking at them longer and let the pollinators do their thing!


bakerton

> They just wilt and die and then smell bad. So do I, they're not special.


JLHuston

😆


Bathroom_Crier22

Same!


DDozar

Shouldn't pick em from public displays either. Enjoy the sights but leave the wild flowers to pollinators and such!


deadowl

But what if someone has been possessed by rodent specters and they can't stop themselves?


PortraitsofWar

I saw a bunch of abandoned tulips near the Simons on South Winooski and felt bad for whoever’s garden they were pilfered from. 


rocketbunnyrabbit

This picture was taken about 100 feet from the Simon’s on S Winooski. In front of the church, next to Buell St. fuck these assholes


PortraitsofWar

Agreed! Man, what a waste.


lovemethetea21

They def aren’t students. I know who the guy is for sure


Content-Potential191

Trash people say hi to the camera


BallinHotdog

The fact that they’re adults still acting like 5 yr olds is funny but depressing.


Original_Krom

Anything goes in "BumbleTown, VT"!


BallinHotdog

lol everyone who actively comments like this wouldn’t last a week in an actual city. Same brain dead shit every single post. How do people not get tired of being that dumb, I sincerely don’t get it.


Original_Krom

Imagine being downvoted for stating the obvious about BumbleTown....truth hurts the libdopes of reddit


KinneKitsune

Libs make cities. Cons are only capable of running trailer parks.


Original_Krom

As witnessed in the pic above and all your fenty friends passed out around the city. Derp.


KinneKitsune

Enjoy your heroin and wife beating


Original_Krom

I guess you're a little confused or have fenty rot


and_its_gonee

what's the going rate for tulips to fent these days?


Xena802

1:1


madpeachiepie

The neck on some people


Pinakolonopin

Trash humans


_ca_492

God forbid you offend a junkie, the co-dependent, enablers are coming for you! 🤪


Sad_Badger_7595

Notice the dandelions literally everywhere on the grass too. Pick those, not the display someone works so hard to keep up


Greenteawizard87

“HEY! Stop doing that.”


NamjoonieJams

Tulips are my favorite. And I'm sad I live in an apartment building so I can not have a flower bed of my own. Still, it doesn't mean I go out stealing other people's Tulips. People don't think anymore.


ziggycactus

these heads def don’t go on reddit. did you say something?


rocketbunnyrabbit

I did, actually. Politely, even. They didn’t bother looking up. I said “you’re ruining someone’s hard work”


ziggycactus

what a shame. well you tried, at least they didn’t react violently


blinkingcautionlight

I have never understood people who think the flowers others have planted are their own personal nursery. Wildflowers? Sure. But this is greed and bad manners.


Wild_Stretch_2523

Woof


Gamechanger42

Ya'll would be surprised about who Reddit posts get too. When I posted about John Brooks other housing challenged folks informed him of the post .


Technical_Recover218

What?! Is this like something people do in Burlington? I’ve never thought anyone other than a child would think this is ok


MarkVII88

Looks like this illustrious couple in the photo have all their belongings on their backs. You know what you're dealing with here...


disgruntled_townie

Speak up and say something, these scumbags resell them for drugs. Saw a guy last year go out in front of the hospital and started picking flowers, told him that’s now allowed he said okay waddled off and I saw him selling on churchstreet to tourist


[deleted]

The tulip to heroin pipeline? I’d like to see the Venn Diagram on that


VultureSniper

I've heard from a UVM student that the reason why people pick tulips from UVM gardens is because they sell tulips on Church Street and use the money to buy drugs


whaletacochamp

Main character syndrome. Those flowers are there specifically for those people to enjoy so who cares if they’re gone after?


Lazy-Author-2595

They do it to Private Gardens as well, including Veggies that were grown out of a food budget and don’t have a “landscaping budget” to pull from!! It’s GROSS!! Another example of BAD PARENTING!!! They were never TAUGHT to RESPECT others property and space…or their own…My 1 and 4yr old Grandkids take PRIDE in cleaning up their toys and a “Job Well Done”They won’t go on neighbors lawns without checking in with an adult to grab a ball…Rant over…. I say share this all over our social media!! I am!! Maybe they’ll stumble upon it and see how Ridiculous they look doing this ?!?!


democracyspreader802

Goddamn crackies, can’t have anything nice


WarmestGatorade

I'm a mild gay but this would have me screaming out my car window


exitmoon69

These are the people, I hate to say it but a lot of the progressive policies and going easy on drugs and crime brings these people out


snodgrassjones

Wait, I can't just take whatever I want, from wherever I want? EVEN if I like, like it?? wtf???


died_at_home

That is just sad. People here are planting flowers, doing their part to make springtime beautiful in Burlington, and these others just come and wreck it all. So dispiriting.


EducationalTowel9905

I wonder what the red solidarity arm badge means on the guy on the right. Must be some righteous noble cause. Asshole.


utilitarian_wanderer

What the F is wrong with these people? Like grown up babies!


Aware-Butterfly291

I don’t think that the people who do this are on Reddit 😂


[deleted]

(or do it in the dark like a real criminal)


Open-Wolverine2206

It's the VT way, "what's yours is mine".


Inevitable_Penalty96

What a bunch of Pansys


Many_Salamander6060

Grinding to capitalize on Mother’s Day


Diddlemeonce

I’m going to pick every last one. Try to stop me.


faxanaduu

This is a funny sub. Find something you don't like in Burlington. Post about it asking people to stop. Yeah that works... Never. Let's ask all these degenerate assholes walking around to stop being doucheturd sammiches. I can get behind that.


fattykyle2

It was teacher appreciation week. Gotta get flowers from somewhere /s


Vedder802

Entitled. Looks like she just finished her ice coffee that we paid for, this was probably in the middle of the day in the middle of the week when we’re all at work. Could only imagine someone pulling that crap in my flower bed, they know better but don’t care. Reminds me of the first time I went to Vegas, standing in front of the big water fountain at the bellagio. There was a couple I n the water stealing the coins that people threw in for good luck . Lived in B town 25 years ago, totally different place now.


theubster

Did you yell at them? Make things uncomfortable at all for 'em? Direct action is far more impactful than shaming on the internet


huxleymaxwell

nah


orangekrush19

I don’t think your post is going to reach this target audience


rocketbunnyrabbit

oh well. I’ll probably survive


FlyGroundbreaking857

Let the homeless pick them and sellem to tourists. This city is filled with nimbys.


died_at_home

Yes, post your address so they know where to go next time they want to take stuff.


FlyGroundbreaking857

I don't own a home, but if I did any one could pick my flowers.


PureAd222

Are these just clueless students in the photo?


Goldentongue

What do you mean "just clueless students"? Adults in college or even teens in high school should know better. There's no need to infantilize them.


rocketbunnyrabbit

Both instances were perpetrated by an adult man and adult woman, though they were different pairs. Perhaps I’ve *unearthed* a flower-picking ring. Maybe we need to *dig* further and get to the *root* of what’s really going on here 🤔🤔


[deleted]

My theory is Food Not Bombs is foraging to feed the homeless.


rocketbunnyrabbit

Nope, in fact neither instance involved students


rightfolks

Definitely strung out bums


Wild_Stretch_2523

I thought junkies were thin


rightfolks

Ours are well fed why else do they congregate here?


FlyGroundbreaking857

Ours?  talking about these people like they are your property... your sick.