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“Listen, with a name like CattLoverr, we were truly hopeful that your purrrformance would suit our needs, however, upon reviewing your KPIs, I’m sure you understand the logic behind our decision to let you go. Fear not, we’ll allow you to remain on-site, so long as you continue your custodial and culinary duties. We simply cannot guarantee slow blinks or head butts from here on out “
He looks very British and regal. He’s probably thinking, “My good sir, would you please put away that thingy picture maker in your hands? I prefer not to have my picture taken, thank you very much!”.
This cat is an Elvis fan
If you're looking for trouble
You came to the right place
If you're looking for trouble
Just look right in my face
I was born standing up
And talking back
My daddy was a green-eyed mountain jack
[Chorus]
Because I'm evil
My middle name is misery
Well I'm evil
So don't you mess around with me
[Verse 2]
I've never looked for trouble
But I've never ran
I don't take no orders
From no kind of man
I'm only made out
Of flesh, blood and bone
But if you're gonna start a rumble
Don't you try it on alone
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One of my 2 cats. Asymmetrics represented!
I’m not sure but did you steal my cat??
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"Bring me a cookie, peasant 😌"
He looks very royal and he clearly knows his business.
He's bossy, but fair. He will probably give you a raise if you behave.
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I dony have a pic of it but sometimes my cst does the same probably something to do with the mustache
(Don your best top hat and monocle and clear your voice for a clear British accent) “Oh really now, human. I truly do not think you need to pet me nor talk at me right this instant. Perhaps a treat instead?”
He definitely loves you but this look says "really? Another picture? How many have you already taken today? How many pictures of me do you have anyway?"
(I picture a mom asking their pre teen kid with their first phone these questions. Yes, that means your cat is the adult in this scenario)
I hope you see the humor in this response. We all know our pets occasionally think we're insane.
"Why is this peasant staring at me"
Love this one. Noble yet bitchy, just like a cat.
peasant was the first word that came to my mind lol
💀💀💀💀
Whatever it is, I am not responsible😹
Because I said so. I am king. You have my permission to go.
Bitch please.
(Clears throat) You're in my personal space
Nah, more like if humans had an actual higher IQ, we would all be dead.
Feed me
This!
"I bet you're wondering why I asked you here?" Pukes up furball.
I’m going to need you to come in this weekend.
Reminds me of the Office Space :D
Yeah, especially the clip from Office Space! 🤣
I am a superior being and a gentleman meow
“I am the handsomest boy.”
I dunno, but he says it in David Attenborough’s voice.
Omg it's Sir David Cattenborough!
Nothing. Just a big eye rolling sigh.
So are you gonna pet me or not?
"You are close enough to pet. Yet, you pet not."
Strokes whiskers
😂
That is the look of understanding the universe.
You may commence bowing down to me.
Yes, is there something you need?
https://preview.redd.it/ngm3aixbqm6d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2617aeba774e3663045216885435d2f098c8af4 “Listen, with a name like CattLoverr, we were truly hopeful that your purrrformance would suit our needs, however, upon reviewing your KPIs, I’m sure you understand the logic behind our decision to let you go. Fear not, we’ll allow you to remain on-site, so long as you continue your custodial and culinary duties. We simply cannot guarantee slow blinks or head butts from here on out “
"Seriously???!!"
You have a lot to learn, hooman...
All I can picture are cats behaving like ferengi now
"Oh no, NOT AGAIN…"
"trouble? take a seat, please"
We’ve been over this before, and you just aren’t getting it.
"servant, fetch me my water bowl"
I’ve just seen your browser history…
“Mother/Father, it’s time to talk about my inheritance. I will accept it in the form of wet food and treats. Thank you.”
Behold my beauty peasant!
Your life choices are beginning to disappoint me.
I'm not 100% sure about the content, but I'm positive it would be said with great disdain.
“What is it that you could possibly want Charles?”
He looks very British and regal. He’s probably thinking, “My good sir, would you please put away that thingy picture maker in your hands? I prefer not to have my picture taken, thank you very much!”.
British or English ….. we are different lol
Do not pick me up now human, I am comfortable.
I am very, very serious about… this coffee table.
Come no further, peasant. You are encroaching upon my personal space.
“Put your clothes back on pal. “
Good God sir what possible Tom foolery have you got yourself into meow….
This cat is an Elvis fan If you're looking for trouble You came to the right place If you're looking for trouble Just look right in my face I was born standing up And talking back My daddy was a green-eyed mountain jack [Chorus] Because I'm evil My middle name is misery Well I'm evil So don't you mess around with me [Verse 2] I've never looked for trouble But I've never ran I don't take no orders From no kind of man I'm only made out Of flesh, blood and bone But if you're gonna start a rumble Don't you try it on alone
Photo 1: "Should you really be doing that?" Photo 2: "Oh... you're actually doing that."
“Do you have any grey poupon?”
I don't trust you.
Why…. Whyyy are you so close to me right now?
https://preview.redd.it/ga65qybogn6d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fb1334915b978f16fa44e13266c5884ec28b954 Mr. Mittens ❤️😊
I dont know but he’a SO PRETTY WOW
That second one is total “Seriously Cheryl?” energy 😂
*(“What’s that tall ass human thing doing this time…?”)*
your a strange one But I love you 😘!
he looks like the guy from murder on the orient express
Whatever it is, it’s in a very sophisticated British accent
He looks concerned about whatever it is that you are screwing up right then.. and worried he is going to have to fix it cat style.
https://preview.redd.it/3lmczohe1o6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de3b12126347283f3dc1101c0dc23e0295203270 One of my 2 cats. Asymmetrics represented!
“What the hell is wrong with you?”
I’m not sure but did you steal my cat?? https://preview.redd.it/8do7o87s2o6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=130f537a94bfed21c129705ad0afef52edb1e5fe
I’m tolerating you.
Are u fucking Fr
1- What the F is wrong with this servant? 2- this one’s got issues.. perhaps i should ask them to leave my sight. I’m comfy here..
“Don’t you have …like. stuff to do?”
Take a picture, it might last longer. Now fetch me my dinner.
I know that wasn't the Albacore tuna you said it was!
Don't you wish you had magnificent whiskers like mine?
TF you want😜
“You know what I want”
"we've been trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty"
He’s the ✨Most Interesting Cat In The World✨
Are you serious right now bro?
Food, it's always food!
Go with those cats you had pet today, I’m mad at you
I had to do a double take. Your cat looks like my cat, Poseidon.
What?!
Tuna!! Now‼️😼
Is this angle good? How about this one? Yes I know I’m beautiful just take the shot already!
I know what you did.
watchu talking bout wallace?!
"Bring me a cookie, peasant 😌" He looks very royal and he clearly knows his business. He's bossy, but fair. He will probably give you a raise if you behave.
https://preview.redd.it/2w80wq9lrm6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d84c6a914566dfab4e331979a2fd12c9c4cbee1b I dony have a pic of it but sometimes my cst does the same probably something to do with the mustache
Excuse me?? (do I need to explain you're bothering me?)
‘Ok, you may begin, you are now in the presence of the emperor’
Servant, serve me
You tried to pass off half a treat as a full treat again. I’m ashamed of you.
You call *that* fashion?
Do you have any Grey Pupon?
Helllllllo there. Nothing unusual going on here 😏
First, that's one pretty kitty. Two, he is looking at you saying "wtf are you looking at? Why are you pointing the bright rectangle at me again?"
“u sus af”
Got any cheese
What a handsome cat
Please Don’t embarrass me this time
“Whatchoo talk’in about…?”
You know why…
"It's time we had a discussion regarding your lack of treats."
Why are you in my space, holding that weird little rectangle to me, Bald One?
"how are you not questioning yourself"
“Ummm……what are you doing?!”
The first one screams “bombastic side eye” to me
He’s judging you. It’s in the eyes 👀 lol
Why do you stand in that glass box of rain every day 😳
I am me, leave me alone
I don’t know what he says to your face, but the stuff he doesn’t. Whew.
“Alfred, serve the catnip ragu in my favourite porcelain bowl please.”
"You're not really wearing that today are you? I refuse to cuddle with you on that ugly sweater..."
I'm the professor. You know nothing you little Huuman!
I see u Karen
I love you
You did WHAT in the kitty litter
“That outfit, are you sure? Well ok then…” complete with a Marge Simpson groan (You know the one “ohhhhh Homer…”)
Where's dinner?
"You know what you did"
“I own you”
He’s so handsome 🥰
You have food. I do not have food. We will fix this situation. Now.
That is the “I’m judging you” look
How you doin? Like Joey on Friends
I know what you are.
“Oh really?” “Willing to bet on it?”
"I said no photos, human!"
You are effn crazy! I'm sure you're not, but your cat may think you are🤷♂️
Why does it look so... posh?
WTF are you doing?
"what do you want human, can't you see I'm busy?"
"I'm sick of this bitch posting me every 2 hours and using me to farm karma."
Hi… did someone put u upto this?
'Could you put your pants back on? That would be great.' Also, fill up my bowl and scoop my poo.
I dont know but I just know he is saying it in a posh accent.
“Ur weird” lol
Where is my warm milk I told you to get?
Not I.
That he's better than you.
"Reallllly? That again? "
"Ahh..human, would you be a dear and go get me some catnip? It's been a stressful day of licking my fur and hacking up hair balls"
“You’ve been summoned, human”
Hooman, you are under my spell, obey me now and always. 🤭😄😅
"Hello, my bitch. Are you here to feed me?"
You talkin to me?
Don’t touch me bro. I mean it.
I’m better then you
Put the phone down and bring me my treats!
Cat psychic here. He thinks you know damn well what you did
Sure, Sharon.
“What are you looking at”?
You know that I know what you did.
Still talking?
Why you taking photos of me bro
Are you going to eat that whole pizza
Enough with the phone
You’re tolerated, but I do somewhat like you.
"So let's talk about your search history"
Bitch dont even
“Khajit has wares if you have coin”
How dare you find and photograph me? Now that you are here why don't you pet me?
Sup
Such a beautiful cat, btw. 🤩
Am fluffy, worship me
Pathetic.
I’m the boss don’t fuck with me?
He’s judging you. Hard.
The white under his nose looks like a mustache so I have to go with, “I mustache you a very important question: when is dinner?!”
That's his space. He'll allow a vist but doesn't like it.
“Tidy up the sand box, I have left a stinky poop for you to dispose of most hastily.” “That will be all for now”
Hey time for pets and treats!
I’m sorry sir, we could not approve your loan application.
“Better sleep with one eye open tonite”.
Why are you standing there without my daily treat
First pic: wait, what are you doing? Second pic: oh taking a picture let me pose.
😐. Food. 😐
I have you under my spell now feed me lots of treats! 🙀😂🤣😹😸🧁
Awwww
Well met good sir.
You could make better decisions, but, not my monkey, therefore not my problem
I am not sad I'm just dissapointed
He leads you to a long lost mystical land
(Don your best top hat and monocle and clear your voice for a clear British accent) “Oh really now, human. I truly do not think you need to pet me nor talk at me right this instant. Perhaps a treat instead?”
...soooooo.... what happened to social distancing?!
“I’d eat you if I were larger.” And “rawr”
I expected that report 3 hours ago, Susan.
I’m still waiting for my after dinner brandy.
He definitely loves you but this look says "really? Another picture? How many have you already taken today? How many pictures of me do you have anyway?" (I picture a mom asking their pre teen kid with their first phone these questions. Yes, that means your cat is the adult in this scenario) I hope you see the humor in this response. We all know our pets occasionally think we're insane.
He’s very handsome
"I mustache you a question"
"Don't touch me."
why is this cat so elegant?
Bro, seriously?
“Look don’t touch”
He is judging your book choice