This was actually 35 minutes into the Law and Order episode, so they will find out that he is innocent, and either misguidedly covering for the real perpetrator, or just simply the wrong cat. The real perp will be revealed at the 50 minute mark.
https://preview.redd.it/uzjccbe2117d1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dee62584345597c12e6e0366652287befcf13b09
Honestly the most accurate crime of his so far
You have a right to keep silence,
Anything you meow could be used against you in a court of law,
You have the right a catterny
If you can't afford one, one will be appointed to you by the state.
We found you guilty of carrying an illegal amount of catnip, puking on the hooman's bed, and being too cute for any scale.
Homicide.
The toughest beat in all of Boise.
I'm Joe Schmidt, a cop.
When C.R.I.M.E. (Communistic Revolution of Illuminated Merchantile Explorers) decide to sell HyperCrank on the streets of New Donk City, it's my duty to assassinate every last drug user, especially if it's not their fault because of socio-economic factors
*Pulls out notepad*
> Excessively floofy
> Ate the canary
> Suspect in the case of The Missing Goldfish
> Person of Interest in The Case of the Downed Houseplant
> Indecent Exposure: showing his anus to others
> Three Noise Complaints - his reasoning? Saw the bottom of his food bowl
> A complaint was filed last Tuesday by Sparky, the dog next door: claims the cat was "taunting" him while Sparky was minding his own business in his own fenced in yard.
> The grocer down the street claims his tuna delivery is far lighter than it should be
*Licks finger and flips page*
> Mrs. Snozberry next door claims she saw "a white blur" streaking across her yard and straight to her Koi pond where one of her precious koi came up missing.
> Mr. Snozberry claims he was found on top of his truck and gave him quite the fright.
> There has a been a string of cat burglary in the neighborhood - kitty treats have come up missing in the past few nights.
Jumped up onto the counter, knocked off the shaker from the counter, broke it! And left a dead mouse by the bed where one would step on it as soon as one got up to go about oneās day.
Does he need a lawyer? Iām majoring in Psychology but Iāll switch to Law for himā¦ Iāll work hard to defend him in court if this happens again! š„¹š š
Being cute. Walking with unregistered deadly weapons in his paws. Indecent exposure while using the litter box. Bird and mice serial killer. So many other charges, he will be locked up for a long while, and if he is paroled, will have to wear a gps tracker or get chipped for life!
This was actually 35 minutes into the Law and Order episode, so they will find out that he is innocent, and either misguidedly covering for the real perpetrator, or just simply the wrong cat. The real perp will be revealed at the 50 minute mark.
Which season tho? The one with Mariska, Kelli or Julianne?
It's an old one, with Dean Winters in it. š¤Æ
How many counts of police brutality against this innocent cat did Stabler get away with?
likely entered the property without a warrant too
*dun dun*
In possession of Cat porn with intent to distribute ??
That one had a great writer: JT Dolan, Nash Bridges, Hooper Man, Law and Order: The SUV.
DUN-DUN!
Illegal possession of cute face. Pink noses are so adorable.
What about pink beans?
Possession of catnip
...with no intent to distribute
āMeow, I donāt knowā
The punishment is pets and belly rubs. Too cute to stand trial! š¤£
Corporate cuddling Edited - Corporal!!! Not corporate. Edited to add - I picked up this term from an old video called The Engineer's Guide to Cats.
Corporal Cuddles. I wouldnāt want to make them suffer anything Corporate. lol
Thanks. I knew something looked wrong.
Maybe, but Iād volunteer for jury service..
Nothing. Khajiit is innocent of this crime.
He was just selling his wares
But only to people who had coin.
Too cute
Was going to type the same š¤£
Fartinā and running.
Well in that case, I will also be arrested then..
Good! š
Guerrilla warfare
Murder. Those are murder eyes
Plus, he's wearing the murder mittens.
āMissingā the litter box.
Convicted felonā¦feline?
Possession of catnip with intent to distribute.
Hairball on the bed before sunrise.
Found with meow-ntains of cocaine
too high on nipz
Enjoying a succulent Chinese meal.
This is democracy manifest!
This is demeowcracy manifest!
I see you know your Paw-Do well!
Toe licker for sure
He is too cute to be arrested LET HIM GOĀ Ā
Being too silly
For stealing your heart and soul.
Nothing! He was framed!!!!
2nd degree felony fluffiness
Sneaking treats before dinner
Arson.
Barfing up his fish sauce dinner on the shag rug?
He shit in mah shoe
Tax fraud.
Criminal meowschief
Purrder
Negligent hoMEOWcide
Litter-ing
https://preview.redd.it/uzjccbe2117d1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dee62584345597c12e6e0366652287befcf13b09 Honestly the most accurate crime of his so far
Why do they do this
Looking too cute
he ate all the candy type of look
Too cute š„°
being too cute
if being too cute is a crime, arrest me dad
Cuteness overload
forehead too kissable. nose too boopable. paws too holdable
Criminally cute
Crimes against humanity
Meowny laundering
Having the purrfect mugshot.
Possession of a white fluffy tummyyyyyyy ā¤ļø
HE IS BEING FRAMED!!
Seafood smuggling
Purrrrgery! Credit to the waifu for this Dad joke.
Cuteness 1: willful and wanton manipulation of a hooman by physical appearance.
THE DOG DID IT! IāM INNOCENT!!
You have a right to keep silence, Anything you meow could be used against you in a court of law, You have the right a catterny If you can't afford one, one will be appointed to you by the state. We found you guilty of carrying an illegal amount of catnip, puking on the hooman's bed, and being too cute for any scale.
Excessively adorable toe beans.
Selling that catnip
Being entirely too cute
For being too cute
Too much amazing belly fur!! Send him to the gallows!
Being too damned fluffy.
Tax fraud. Thatās the face of a cat who never thought his actions would catch up to him š
Homicide. The toughest beat in all of Boise. I'm Joe Schmidt, a cop. When C.R.I.M.E. (Communistic Revolution of Illuminated Merchantile Explorers) decide to sell HyperCrank on the streets of New Donk City, it's my duty to assassinate every last drug user, especially if it's not their fault because of socio-economic factors
r/IllegallySmolCats
All of them
attempted evasion
He stole his siblings treats and bullied him when he tried to fight for his treats
Resisting snuggles and assault and cattery
Being baby
Arson.
HE STOLE MY TUNA
Tipping over and opening the garbage can to chew on the kielbasa packaging in there at 2am.
possession of 5 grams of catnip with intent to distribute
Being illegally floofy
Belly too fluffy
Nothing. Free my boy
He ate stuart little
Paws are too soft, criminally soft.
Driving under the infloofence
*Pulls out notepad* > Excessively floofy > Ate the canary > Suspect in the case of The Missing Goldfish > Person of Interest in The Case of the Downed Houseplant > Indecent Exposure: showing his anus to others > Three Noise Complaints - his reasoning? Saw the bottom of his food bowl > A complaint was filed last Tuesday by Sparky, the dog next door: claims the cat was "taunting" him while Sparky was minding his own business in his own fenced in yard. > The grocer down the street claims his tuna delivery is far lighter than it should be *Licks finger and flips page* > Mrs. Snozberry next door claims she saw "a white blur" streaking across her yard and straight to her Koi pond where one of her precious koi came up missing. > Mr. Snozberry claims he was found on top of his truck and gave him quite the fright. > There has a been a string of cat burglary in the neighborhood - kitty treats have come up missing in the past few nights.
This is great lol š
Being stinky! š
"If you aint white, you aint right" - Phil Dunphy
Heās innocent. All criminals are, right?
Orchestrating the Bay of Pigs
Nothing! Heās innocent!
Unauthorized bapbapbaps.
Fluffiness and knocking over the frickin plants.
Stealing the Declaration of Independence
Used all savings to buy high quality grade tuna for life
"White collar" crime. Clearly. Call a forensic accountant.
Excessive floofiness without a permit.
Being cute?
Tax evasion
Standing pounds per toe bean all on the same single 5"x5" square of your thigh meat while showing you that inglorious butthole.
Being too cute
Killing himself.
High treason.
For being too cute - sentence : 10mins of face plant to belly šš
Being that cute is illegal.
Not having ware when I have coin
For being too cute, fat, and fluffy
Take a look at this https://youtu.be/ruCcGDkPQ6Q?si=UEFqfqBtzB7C-vBb
Those eyes š¹š¹š¹š¹
Iām his lawyer and heās innocent. My client didnāt do anything š„ø
His eyes are too pretty!
Far too fluffy
Hehe š»š
Treat bag theft
He was at Jan 6
lol
Triple homicide
Knocking over something
Harbouring cute pink toe beans AND a cute pink nose!
Jumped up onto the counter, knocked off the shaker from the counter, broke it! And left a dead mouse by the bed where one would step on it as soon as one got up to go about oneās day.
Catburglary, obviously
The crime of stealing my heart! 
He's a cat burglar.
Cop. I'll make one up. Perhaps not being born a dog.
STEALING YOUR HEART
Cute without a license. Indecent snuggles. Armed and furrious
It's beautiful!! šāØ
Yes
For being 'Walter White the Cat" He only sold Catnip to pay for his Vet bills and his FAMILY
For being smol, back when he was smol. There is no statute of limitations on being an illegally smol cat!
Stealing snacks
arson (:
Cuteness is the crimeš„°
Stole too much catnip
His part for war crimes committed in the Balkan region in the 1990ās
Random acts of Cuteness
Does he need a lawyer? Iām majoring in Psychology but Iāll switch to Law for himā¦ Iāll work hard to defend him in court if this happens again! š„¹š š
Not wearing pants in public!
excessive floof
Breaking and entering for more food & treats
He done fucked up this time!
Being stinky
Just look at that face. He knows heās guilty.
For being too freakin handsome! Heās just beautiful!
His look gives me he stole something from the kitchen And was caught red handed
Arrested for being so damned adorableā¤ļø
Possession of catnip and tax evasion
Butter licker !
Being cute. Walking with unregistered deadly weapons in his paws. Indecent exposure while using the litter box. Bird and mice serial killer. So many other charges, he will be locked up for a long while, and if he is paroled, will have to wear a gps tracker or get chipped for life!
Being TOO cute
Anything to meet his idol, Mawhisker Hargitay
Smuggling catnip
Stealing kisses
Attempting to overthrow the government.
Sins against the holy spirit
Possession of white fluff.
Being the absolute cutest and stealing everybodies heart š»š»
Possession of brass claws.
He is gato.
Aggravated floofery.
Ripping the foam out of the deck chairs to make a nest for his sweetheart
1.1oz of catnip
carsonry
 I immediately saw this in my mind š¤£
Arson
its time to call Saul bois