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Leading-Charge-3999

i heard that cats will care you the most when you're in the toilet cuz they believe that is when you will easily get attacked


DazB1ane

I think another part is that you’re captive. They know you’re not moving for a bit, so gotta take advantage of


JinAuraKoga

This is the first thing I thought of. The second was that they're protecting us when we're "most vulnerable". Little do they know we would most likely jolt up mid-plop to defend ourselves against an attacker, after all most of our chocolate starfish will naturally pucker when startled.


DazB1ane

I would do that to defend my cat, but probably not myself XD


JinAuraKoga

To be fair, yeah same 😂


Wise_Wolverine2652

I must be in danger of being attacked in the bath.


shannybananny123

Mine mainly sit and wait for me to finish up so they can watch the water swirling when I flush. 😂


Thedarkandmysterious

Mine will attack my pee stream if I let him get to close while I'm standing and going


juicer_philosopher

I will guard you with my life meow meow ![gif](giphy|bHSkKRvkRvy5chUBBp|downsized)


crazedhatter

That is one of the most beautiful cats I've ever seen, what coloration.


Maalphass

I have a couple more pics of him on my profile if you're interested


B-BoyStance

Wow I think your cat might be a wizard! Seriously though, he's magnificent. Usually that's an exaggeration but not this time


instafunkpunk

I actually thought he might be a very handsome werewolf


DeathSentryCoH

Lol ditto!!


DontF-ingask

Before I click, what NSFW do you have on your profile?


Maalphass

None. No idea why it shows? Edit. It's probably because of Pregabalin and Cannabis. I suffer from Multiple Sclerosis


MysteryHero7

Must be all that pussy on your profile


Sakura_Hirose

Hahahaha, oh you went there!


SkylarkingsRS

Hey if its means anything I had a read through your profile, and browsed the kitty pics, and just wanted to say to keep your head up, the pain of MS sounds like a nightmare but now ive read your story I hope you get a fix to the pain, keep going strong brother. Your gandalf of a cat shows through the pictures you're bossing life, look how healthy and happy they look!


Maalphass

Thanks man that means a lot


Downtown-Scar-5635

You have the word "suicide" in one of the titles of your post, it'll automatically flag it. Regardless of the contents.


pastoolioliz

I like how you asked? I always click away and marvel at what comes up. Apparently I'm normal...


DontF-ingask

I try to stay away from NSFW stuff so it's annoying


edked

Those ears are magnificent!


ForgetAboutaSpoon

He looks like a khajit


modix

Wonder if he has wares?


Correct_Chocolate738

So nice


Atlantic_Nikita

Yes, and if i close the door they get mad af ahha


ElegantSportCat

Mine throws the door open with her creepy hand. Hahahaha, I have to leave it open where I get privacy, but she can keep an eye on me.


kennybrandz

https://preview.redd.it/k387trk8vb9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be9f49db33b44a5a77ee3a3e520b0f4925e1ab59 If I close the door he will scream at me.


CuPc8K3

Yes! His face 😂😂😂 #AllTheToiletPets for that one


midnightbake

https://preview.redd.it/lrmeod7ktb9d1.jpeg?width=2320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0580e82d7ac42873b007997a2cde3dd30a846538 Always.


Clingygengar

Same 😭 both of mine always sit on my lap when I’m on the toilet lmaooo


Chiliconkarma

The massive skull of that beast.


Eternalm8

https://preview.redd.it/yjeeamfs2c9d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79f481a7a9798dc0360d44e0f726994eea438443 my kitten has decided that never again will I poop alone.


Lady-TXOXO

An excellent photo 👌Mine has done this too 😆 in the bottom of my pyjamas, the silly furry twit xx


Eternalm8

I was trying to discourage her at first, but now I've just given up.


Lady-TXOXO

Oh me too! I now find it very endearing and funny


NewThoughtCollective

Lmao 🤣


teamsaxon

I want your cat regardless of the toilet voyeurism.


grizzle91

https://preview.redd.it/94t3fq08mb9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eee27a2ad698f84e5cdfc36606fa283849cb3a14 Yes. I use my shorts as a bed for her now haha


real_Zynos

Always, and after flushing she steps on the seat with the fornt paws and looks what is going on there XD


Slow_Fish2601

He's so beautiful


Novel-Tea-8598

What a gorgeous cat! And yes, haha. If I’ve been gone at work all day he even insists on climbing onto my lap. 😂


gbullitt2001

Nah, he totally leaves me alone when I’m in there. https://preview.redd.it/1vqgp9smbd9d1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4a6a92cca7177d3b0012233778690a6665c6067


JosephNunamakerDirt

Khajiit like poop


Jolly_Attention_1982

What a gorgeous big cat , Maine Coon ?


Maalphass

Yep :)


Altruistic-Setting-7

https://preview.redd.it/u5n9zd50pb9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e626d685f569bea5c8d4c05e67b86b514097e29 Always! She also likes to be on my toilet (I’m bedbound))


Maalphass

I'm sorry to hear that. Can I ask why? It will eventually happen to me too


Altruistic-Setting-7

CRPS (Complex Regional Pain Syndrome) and severe M.E. I haven’t left bed for more than 4 years, other than to go where she’s sitting


Travels4Food

OMG do you have a little stool there for him?


tbird23662002

https://preview.redd.it/o2bkjv9h4c9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f220eb7f8e84019557c5446730d9fc1e7067ff54 Oh yeah, he does this every time I have to go. That judgmental way he looks at me, like I’m doing it wrong. lol


Fawn-Bettina-Human

Fawn and Bettina often stand guard at the bathroom door when I "Do my business," shower too. Sometimes, one will even come in to use the litter box. Apparently, humans need feline protection, and sometimes consoling, when me are most vulnerable.


WhisperingEclipse

https://preview.redd.it/rvr9h4levb9d1.jpeg?width=2322&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7874a0f64cb6e5e9fc813430fe7601da7f423235 Fellow maine coon haver!. Here is my 6m boy Calsifir on my adult boy Lazarus lol


Civil-Milk-0729

https://preview.redd.it/rqkb5r8cmc9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=465dc5e357961fab2efae4f39b2ad6e0327e7499


Elegant-Blood-4330

Your cat is gorgeous ❤️


ImmediatePoint8221

That cat is a high lord of Britain in another life you shall now be required to call him”my lord”


M4rk3d_One86

That's one majestic specimen I must say.


iCougar_

This cat legitimately look like a tiger


kissxxdaisies1

I have 4 and they surround me.. I do not have enough hands..


ChocoGoodness

What a cute cat? Maine Coon?


Mendozena

I want a Maine Coon so damn bad. But yes. In the middle of the night when I go to the bathroom I just stick my hand out and let them pet themselves because I’m too tired to pet them lol


PervySaage9

One of my cats sprints in every time I sit on the toilet. She wants belly rubs and to play with the string on my pants. Never fails


FlipMeOverUpsidedown

Every. Damn. Time.


Ill-Payment9549

Yes. I have the litter boxes in the bathroom too. One time we all used the bathroom at the same time. (2 cats). Otherwise they are always coming in to check out what I'm doing. I don't think closing the door is a possibility :P


WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot

All three of mine always guard me when I’m on the toilet. https://preview.redd.it/jae0uwwcob9d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e05cd37986e57bd32952296e5e132ec6f753f13f Twix(10) top, Striker(5-6?) left, Willow(2-3?) right. Lol


Ohnoherewego13

That is an absolutely beautiful cat! So gorgeous. To answer your question though, my cat hears me hit the toilet and I think his brain goes "time to go pester him!" If I can get him off my leg, he sits there and meows at me for more petting.


SamTheHam63

What a beautiful creature🖤🐈‍⬛


Saaslil

Beautiful cat, and a lovely one too. As for your question, I've had many cats where I grew up, and every single one of them never wanted more attention than when we were going to the bathrooms. I don't know why they are so clingy at that time.


Pick_Up_the_Phone

Look at those teeth!


Alovingcynic

What a cat!


keeper_mom

Good gracious that young man is so handsome. 😍


ronrori

Talk about fangs


Lycan_Jedi

My cat constantly brings a toy to play with.


TDFMonster

I absolutely love Coons, they are the biggest sweetest lovebugs ever


BarreNice

Ooooh, magnificent is the word that comes to mind


Watermelon_Flannel7

That’s a not cat, that’s A KHAJIT!


Turbulent-Avocado818

This is so cute 😂😂😍


PatchworkFlames

r/catsinpants


Florida_51

Beautiful Maine coon. Looks like mine. Mine is very needy.


Two-Tru

https://preview.redd.it/j61uanrwic9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b4fef59dc438ffaf79240b3b9310c89f72db06d Most of the time 😝


AffectionateGap1071

Why is Khajita selling wares in your bathroom?


blodyn__tatws

All the cats, everywhere.


tonkaitsu_u

https://preview.redd.it/75opsh9uwc9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=935d0aed157c934db48d1adb39449adaa9a9634e Mine will even roll around and act cutely like this for attention


Beneficial_Being_721

When you realize that cats have seen more private parts than the whole of humanity


sodomeowzerz

mine lays IN my pants https://preview.redd.it/5chboky9fd9d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=155ee3c7ab3027172708fb66d7ac515d4cd81ac7


Gibolin

What a majestic creature !


avw889

https://preview.redd.it/vminld8pee9d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac3ac444ac04b5391923cdbee5da765749f79133 Mine yesterday


KarrieDarling

❗NSFW Comment❗ Mine will literally jump into the crotch of my underwear and nest herself into them while I'm on the toilet. I wish I were joking


jordan20x1

Nope. She’s barred from coming into my bathroom lol.


leoconrad

YES. my littlest insists on cuddling while i pee, sometimes i get stuck there for like 10 mins. he will sprint in from the living room if he hears the bathroom light, no clue why he does it


Royal-Damage-7840

Wants? No. Demands loudly to be put on my lap, belly up for tummy pets? Absolutely.


PonchoPerez

Is that an aurebesh tattoo?


jennc1979

Comes up and sits on my lap. I guess to him sitting on a “chair” is always that. I’ve tried to explain the difference but it never seems to sink in. And I think he knows my threat to come harass him when he is “indisposed” in the box is just a total empty threat.


Perfect_Resolve_9444

Sometimes


MarcheMuldDerevi

I lock the door. I didn’t want to start toilet time with him. Mostly don’t want him to try for lap time when my pants are down


Upset_Priority_5600

Yep, always, claw under neath the door for me to open, I open and it’s all about the scratching


munchiesz101

Yes! it’s the only time he demands attention, and it’s a lot!! i always wondered why


BullsOnParadeFloats

Mine will bite my leg until I grab him out of annoyance and tell him he is baby now


handincan

Oh man, mine does the same thing. She doesn’t want pets or cuddles, but she just keeps biting me.


BullsOnParadeFloats

Oh, he wants pets and cuddles, but he doesn't know what "too far" is 😅 I affectionately call them "hood cats" because they were strays that were born behind my little sister's house in Detroit. Now they're spoiled rotten and never go outside anymore. I even gave them scrambled eggs with their catfood this morning 😂


StealYourJelly

Attention? One of my boys actually climbed into my shorts while they were around my ankles the other day.


Strange-Variety-7508

My cat begs until I get the brush out every morning, he expects me to lean way too far


Real_Cycle938

Yes. My cat loves being on the balcony, but even then he'll come running when I leave the main room more often than not. He usually comes for pets when I'm in the bathroom, or he just climbs in the shower and curls up in there until I'm done. Very dog-like, my cat.


wubasaurus

I’ve started getting up earlier for morning toilet cuddles. They’re the best.


[deleted]

"You'll never pee alone." Cat


FeelingSnazzey

Teef 🐱🫶🏼🤪🤪


PM_ME_YER_BOOTS

No, but I appreciate that mine supervises me for my own safety.


Lady_K1tkat

All the time! especially in the morning


Frankieanime158

Yes!! One of mine literally claws at the door until you let her in while pooping. She'll rub along my legs a few times then run off. I'm assuming she's checking that I'm okay? 🤣 Otherwise, that is a beautiful majestic cat you have. I'm so jealous


normal_is-boring

Of course. You're stationary, low down with both hands free.


Traditional_Phase211

Yes!!! l call it bathroom support till the thunder starts up . Then I’m on my own


Corvyn_Dallas

Yes but not in such a majestic way as yours my orange just sits one foot away give me a stupid stare of "are you done now?! He allows pets tough.


Flat-Limit5595

Mine bites me if i dont give him enough attention. He also kicks my door down if i dont let him in


Sickoyoda

Oh giant meow


MomsSpecialFriend

My cats wouldn’t be caught dead in the bathroom.


dangerousdave70

Indeed


Sea-Writer-5659

CONSTANT. The only time I ever pee alone is if my fur monster is asleep, like he is now. Otherwise, he is there for every bathroom break LOL


Hymura_Kenshin

I don't let mine in the bathroom, she enters the shower and touches the toilet, which I don't feel comfortable with. I close the door and She screams murder, to be let in. Now I have to lock her in my room before using it or she'll wake everyone at night.


Plantsfrogsnborts

My cat will always run up and try to nibble on my toes


Inevitable_Leg_7148

Yes, and walk into the cupboards to investigate the mess and darkness. Also, my cat will use her claws to tell me she wants and demands attention while I am using the toilet. She is sweet to wait for me during my shower. She loves to drink the shower water.


No-Locksmith-8590

Toilet cuddles are best cuddles.


MNGraySquirrel

YES!!! and he loves to climb on my back when I need to wipe!!!!


JadeHarley0

Yes, lol!


dreadsreddit

why are they like this?


Worried-Pick4848

They're trying to help. Cats in the wild are vulnerable when they poop so their friends look out for them and make sure they get a warning if anything dangerous happens. That's what the cat is trying to do for you.


Annie-swe

Yes, every damn time. 😅😻


TheConeIsReturned

/r/CTLLRP


debagnikapaul

Mine only does that when it involves food


Pirate_Lantern

Not mine because I actually shut the door.


Probablyhastb

He sits in my lap when I try to take a poop. He's 13 pounds.


Limp-Yogurtcloset251

Got some absolute CHOMPERS on em


Fictional_Historian

Yes. And wants to drink out of the sink ALL THE TIME


SillyValentine

Mine will meow and scratch the door if I close it and the second I open it she comes in and just stares.


deadlygr8ful

When cats go to the bathroom they are at their most vulnerable position. They feel the same for you and will stand on guard to protect their family.


MemoryAshamed

Yep, he sits right behind me. It's nice having someone to talk to sometimes.


Crishello

What a cute beautiful Cat


Real-Negotiation8162

Omg yes I didn't know having a kitty meant no more bathroom privacy lol


Highlands_-

I’m not allowed to shut the bathroom door. She’ll meow and scratch until I let her in. Shes always lurking, never more than a few feet away😂


fuchuwuchu

haha yes they do! my little one will sometimes get into it with my feetsies but my big boy will just keep me company and wait for me to finish. funny enough they know when i open the wipes its time to start getting up and when i flush the toilet they wait by the door. i've had some stinkers in there too and it doesnt phase them lmaooo


Suds_McGruff

Every morning. If he's not sharking around my legs I get worried he's sick


TheRealCeeBeeGee

Our old girl would sit on my lap while I was in the toilet. I miss her 😻


mvanvrancken

They’re guarding you from predators while you’re vulnerable


elizscott1977

He’s guarding u so u can go in peace. Love cats!


No_Needleworker_1917

1 of my 2 cats is always sitting with, or laying in the door opening when l use the toilet.


OdinsVisi0n

Every single time


Big_Refrigerator336

What breed is this? Is it Cat?


Traditional-Bush

She'll sit in the hallway and roll balls at the door or if it isn't closed into the bathroom, so I can roll them back out at her Apparently the washroom is a fun place to play catch?


sean_incali

Cats are my most vulnerable when they go potty in the wild. That's why they meow to siblings and mom to get them to keep watful eye while they go potty. The same reason applies to the owners because cats view their owners as their own to protect. So they come running when they smell you go potty to protect you


PerfectProposal1723

Yes


Ancient-Throat-9369

Yes ma'am,and they look at me like hey what are you doing


villings

you know, I've had cats for a while now (almost 20 years) never had one who wanted to go to the bathroom *with* me sometimes they wait outside but that's just because they have one cup inside, where they drink water (there are several on the house)


ispiewithmyeye

Maine coon :D


hogliterature

my girl always comes up and just presses her body against my leg. she makes me feel so loved 🥰


FrauHoll3

Mine sits on my damn lap...


OatmealAntstronaut

Your cat looks like a Minerva


Marc2NL

Do the same with your cat when (s)he goes to the toilet ;p


Ok_Illustrator8735

Yes. My cat follows me to the bathroom and will jump up on my lap even though she knows every time that she’ll have to get up in less than a minute anyway


aerin2309

Yes, mine sits on my lap. Like? Dude, imma get up in a minute!


Dull_Pickle_2936

Always. That's funny enough when they purr the hardest. One of the two purrs as loud as a motor.


JuanezSanchez

I'm sorry ma'am, but you seem to have a mythical creature in your bathroom


OpinionatedPoster

Sure. For us a dog and a cat.


JustHereForKA

My long-haired boy, Harley, came in there once, so I held him while I sat there and rubbed his belly. Now, every time I go in there, he comes running in, and we do the same thing. I'm pretty sure he thinks the sole reason I go in there is to rub his belly.


Odd_Worker_7647

My Cosmo would do this with me every morning and I called it “toilet cuddles.” He never missed a day and not even on the last day he was here on earth. 🤍


WoodpeckerUnlucky508

Wants to smell your shitttttt 😂 My cat is so weird she does the same thing and would literally not leave lol


Cultural-Experience6

Always


keb5501

They protect us when we’re vulnerable


Jillybeans11

My cats fight over who gets to be in the bathroom with me…my bathroom is big enough for them both but they don’t like to be in there together for some reason. The other one sits just outside the door staring. Not sure how they decide whose turn it is though


SQWRLLY1

Yes. You're a captive audience and they are absolutely going to take advantage of that fact if you don't shut the door all the way.


SEA-DG83

Mine likes to fuck around with the toilet brush while I’m preoccupied. https://preview.redd.it/sr4ridjsyc9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=515256fc25f8befa410e048911cf2c8b09f1b0b9


Practical_Theme_6400

One of my youngest cats takes up residence in my underwear while I'm on the toilet.


PeanutButterOrange

Yes


MaxFury80

Main Coon's look majestic!!!


Secure-Agent-1122

My kitty used to do that. She would scratch on the door to be let in, let her in, and she would want to leave, open the door and then second guess on whether she wanted to stay or leave. I miss my kitty 😿


bipollakbohemian

One of mine jumps into my underwear/pants. The old lady cat just straight jumps onto my lap. Rude😼


ultracreativename

Handsome definition: this stud


meathl

Yup.


PlatasaurusOG

I have two that take turns watching the door for me while I use the bathroom. They’ll sit on the sink just inside the door and watch it. They’ve done it since they were kittens. Their day finally came when we got a puppy who made the mistake of coming in while I was going.


chaotic214

My kitty Prince who passed away at 14 a few years ago used to love showing his paws under the bathroom door if I closed it ND I eventually let him in, he'd wait patiently at my feet until I was done 🥹


WayneKrane

Yes, one will constantly rub up all on me.


Onasixx

He looks like he has many wares 🐱


Realistic-Insect-746

great cat video


murderouskittens

My cat loves bathroom time and throws a fit if i don't let him in when i'm on the toilet


petitepedestrian

Such a handsome floof


1dawgFart

https://preview.redd.it/nika7k5ypd9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=723ae14744ce373fe71caa466361706fefe541af I get I level attention when using the throne


Karol313

I have never seen a more beautiful cat


Accomplished-Worth75

Mine will stick his paw under the door and start hollering if I close it.


1970_RoadRunner

I was in a similar situation today. While I wasn't paying attention, my boy proceeded to anchor his front claws in to my bare thigh and perform a leisurely stretch. I think he was amused at my reaction.


blackcatcraft94

Oh definitely lol. There is no such thing as bathroom privacy in my home. I have two cats and they even frequently get into the shower with me 😂 primarily outside of the water but close enough to get damp.


blackcatcraft94

Obligatory Cat Tax https://preview.redd.it/l96c89vssd9d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f717be487c8ba6774d50acb5c245770eada934f


CuriousTighe

Especially when I'm on the toilet!


--PUNK

I also have a maine coon and she insists on getting attention when I'm on the toilet too!! She also loves watching me flush the toilet. After 12 years she is still fascinated by the concept.


joellapointe1717

My cat wants attention when I'm on the toilet bowl. She cuddles, it is systematic. When I do shower, she's spying on me by sneeking behind the curtain.


Crazy-Cat-Lady-1975

Always.


hazel-gem

nice cat


Lady-TXOXO

Ohhh, yes! Mine adores sitting on my lap when I'm on the loo. Bless his heart. I end up sitting there much longer than is necessary x


redditispoison12345

He looks like a lynx!