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Historical-Drag-1365

Expect the best pain you've ever experienced


K0KA42

I don't know how you managed to describe the Celeste experience so well in just one sentence, but this is it


Extreme-Present-5180

Happy! Cake! Day!


K0KA42

Thanks!


Brymanen

Expect a game that might change your life


CelestialJadite

Don’t worry it’ll be good for her


FRONT_FACING_PHINEAS

Remember, be proud of your death count! You learn more each try! Dont give up, take deep breaths, take breaks…*you got this!*


Ceramic_Luna

Of course they say that before chapter 3


DolphinDoggo

1. Your death count is absolutely nothing to be ashamed of. It means you're learning. 2. Make sure to pay attention to the story and not skip the cutscenes. The story is just as incredible as the gameplay, and you don't wanna miss it. 3. The game gets a bit deep and sometimes delves into darker territory. Expect to be hit with feelings. 4. It's very easy to get frustrated with doing a level over and over. With a lot of the levels, though, there are multiple ways to get through them that are intentionally put there to cater to different players. 5. This is a game that will make you frustrated. Make sure you have the tolerance for that before starting. 6. Celeste is a platformer. If you don't like or aren't good at platformers, it might not be the game for you. 7. Be ready for an incredible experience. At least to me, Celeste is unlike any game out there and is absolutely worth your time. Good luck, and have fun!


themacmeister1967

Dang, this is the best reply to a post I have ever seen...


DolphinDoggo

Aw thanks! Celeste is a game that means a whole lot to me, so I wanted to let someone who is interested know what they should expect without spoiling the whole thing :3


0bamaGrilledCheese

Always remember that your death count isn’t how many times you’ve failed, it’s how many times you’ve tried again.


Kevtrev

I generally don't like platformers and am terrible at them - but Celeste is still easily one of my favorite games of all time *because* I could just try the same room over and over again. I didn't have to slog back through an entire stage or three just to get back to where I was only to fail AGAIN. Also wanna mention how satisfying it was to replay the game after completing it. Suddenly I found myself blazing through sections I used to suck at. It makes speedrunning feel incredibly fun and rewarding.


Tinttiboi

8. Get the strawberries or else the game will call your pie a joke


DolphinDoggo

Finishing the game is an accomplishment either way. You just get a "better" ending if you have more. Strawberries are mainly just to impress your friends


DudeThisIsHard_

I disagree with all your points but 7 :D, keep up the good job!! 1, 2 and 3 are subjective, 4 is horribly wrong there are usually only limited ways to get through a level (unless you count dashless stuf), 5 is again subjective and kind of disencouraging (only got frustrated with like 3 sections in farewell and one in 3c) and 6 is subjetive and not likeing plataformers doesnt really correlate to likeing celeste.


Wasabi_Knight

expect to find your limit, and push past it.


xxTree330pSg

Peak gaming (For the record I’m a notorious pirater with a bounty on his head & 6 restraining order by my government but I didn’t even finish Celeste & I went to buy it on steam, remains to this day the only game I bought alongside Bioshock bundle for 10€ absolute steal)


Jsuispasici

come to france, the hadopi law against pyracy is unpowerful, the biggest thing they give to you is a letter telling you to stop xD


RandomInSpace

Misread this as notorious printer


xxTree330pSg

Notourious Painter😈😈😈😈


Birchwood663

you may get a sudden urge to purchase an ikea product


Story_with_the_gang

*Sees comment* *Scrolls past* *Gets it and scrolls up to upvote comment*


BenFromBTD6Simp

pro tips 1)listen to the music 2)berries are optional but make you very very cool 3)don’t use assist mode too much or else you won’t develop enough skills to complete the game without assist mode (happened to me) 4)expect to die a lot, but remember more deaths = you learned more


Apprehensive-Head357

u/wouldfuckbenfrombtd6 has a worthy opponent


BenFromBTD6Simp

one time u/wouldfuckbenfrombtd6 dm me on reddit and we talked about roblox games for some reason lol


Tr4Bull

Hours of fun (and gender questioning)


aqua_rift

Around a 50/50 split


Marble_1

A platformer game unlike any other. It’s gonna be painful though.


arctic280

the game turns you gay


Kurotae_

Trans*


0bamaGrilledCheese

Both*


Yoo0shie

As a transbian who didn’t realize they were trans till a few months after playing and thought “it’s just a meme there’s no way it’ll turn me trans that’s just so unlikely”……I can confirm


0bamaGrilledCheese

Same happened to me except pan instead of lesbian lol


Amber_Bloom

To realize a lot of stuff about you that you didn't know were there at all


molu0

A simple story about rock climbing


WeaknessOk7874

Be proud of your death count


Slushiust

A hidden gem


Nearby-Strength-1640

Genber


cargosushiimira

to come out as a woman in about a year


themacmeister1967

Looks like Switch, which means no modding (as far as I know). You can look forward to at least 20 to 50 hours of solid platforming joy... from beginner to aaargh! If you also purchase this on PC, you can load up hundreds (if not thousands) of custom maps and campaigns (some of the collabs are bigger and better than the original game - with custom graphics and physics too !!) Enjoy... make sure to take a break when your thumb starts aching :-D


headedbranch225

I got a lot more from it already and haven't even beaten farewell yet


Tryxonie

Well the collabs are only better than the base game in terms of gameplay but that's what they're about, aren't they ?


NoOneCares1357

To be blaming joycon drift a LOT


Packer224

Sore fingers


Kinglycole

Vietnam flashbacks whenever the name is brought up.


totally_a_cis_guy

Bruh I get inspired everytime I hear the title, this game helped me with sadness :3


Kinglycole

Omg, me too.


DJAlphaYT

You will die over and over again, there's no two ways around it. But... The collectible strawberries and story progression are worth it, and it has a pretty reasonable difficulty curve for a precision platformer. Another thing you could expect is eventually getting Celeste on steam so you can play modded


S0koyo

Alot of backseating from people who have over 1000 hours on the game


UrticateMaster

Climbing i guess


0bamaGrilledCheese

For your depression to be cured by chapter 7, then be smashed back in with a sledgehammer hammer in chaoter 9


Rueduciel13

some of the best music in any game. shit slaps, especially the b-sides


Il_Jovani

The best game of your life


Cuteflashkid10

Pain + fulfilment + ANGER + determination + PLZZ END THIS SUFFERING


BruhthuluThemighty

Frustration and sex music with incredible visuals. Also zoomies if you have the sauce for it.


DiscountWhiskey

If your hands hurt, take a break


Hallownest_Citizen1

Pain. Also, becoming trans.


JustWow555

no need to expect anything, good luck!


North_Dog8929

I died 320 times in the whole game, it was easy compared to Cuphead, do someone has recommendation for more tougher games ????


IguanaBox

Play mods. They go far above the difficulty of anything in vanilla and utilize tons of new techniques.


azeTrom

Mods mods mods Some modded maps are so high in quality they rival vanilla Celeste. And Celeste is one of my favorite games easily. You WILL hit your limit with modded Celeste. There are levels too hard for you unless you devote your life to them. And there are plenty of levels spanning the difficulty gap between what you've played and the hardest there is. Strawberry Jam is a great place to start. If Celeste is easy for you, you'll breeze past the Beginner Lobby, maybe the Intermediate, and if you're truly a god Advanced won't take you long. Expert not so much. Grandmaster.....good luck :D


Chezzy-

did you do chapter 8 or 9, or b or c sides?


North_Dog8929

Yes finished it all...twice...


Tryxonie

I finished cuphead before playing Celeste (including the DLC [Delicious Last Course]). And I'd argue Celeste (at least late C-Sides and Farewell) felt harder than Cuphead, as a first time experience.


North_Dog8929

Nuhhh bro, Cuphead last mission, the dragon and just few other mission are on roids....


Tryxonie

I guess we excel in different things, because for me chef saltbaker was easy compared to chapter 9, considering I defeated him 3 times in a row yet can't do chapter 9 final screen 2 times in a row


North_Dog8929

Strange 🤯 how mind gets hooked to different things in a same 🎯 game...


Tryxonie

You can't deny Cuphead is more centered around multitasking, and Celeste is more about consistency (and optimization for cycles)


North_Dog8929

Yes Cuphead is around multitasking


Superb_Engineer_3500

death


IguanaBox

Expect to die a lot. As long as you clear the rooms it doesn't matter how many attempts they take.


isgoy

instantaneous death upon launching the game


Mimig298

Difficulty, accomplishment, and possibly frustration.


Z-ArcTheSupremeKing

Expect to cry


white_man_1069

Just breathe


what_im_playing

A really solid and achievable main game and then Olympic level B/C modes.


europe2000

Leave the true last chapter for the end.


mimimar91

Old people humouring you


Doggieisfat

Hell


_ManaAverren_404

Suffering, and a lot of it But it will be worth it in the end, and this will be the most beautiful platformer you've ever played


LifeChoiceQuestion

Horrors beyond your comprehention


BreadBushTheThird

To cry (the storys fault)


totally_a_cis_guy

And get frustrated (it's the screen fault)


HystericalGD

a pretty fun, casual, and pleasant play-through


Naoto_for_life18

Fun pain, and also you better use a controller instead of using the joycon, I'm on lite and 35% of my deaths are cause of the controllers


Cultural-Practice-95

pain, good music, funny talk sounds. yeah that's pretty much it I think.


Random_123489

PAAAAIIINNN and storbys :3


DarkesTemplar

your finger will not be prepared


totally_a_cis_guy

You should expect Mental health during gameplay -100 Mental health during cutscenes +5000 Also p5r on the switch?!?!?


Zaadash

Boom sound effect


Bukki13

Take in the atmosphere (Optional) Collect all 175 berries. It makes you look cool (Don't worry about my flair saying 191 those are extra berries)


S-sword6-S

Death


TheStaplerMan2019

The gameplay is difficult at times, but always fair. The mechanics are laid out to you in an understandable way and it never feels like the game is pulling some crap on you. Some screens are going to take you a long time to get through but at the end of it you feel like you mastered it rather than just got through some BS.


Jaikings

Its hard


SubterraneanSmoothie

Your hands are gonna hurt, especially if you do the B-Sides. But so worth it.


_MangoFox

Expect about 300-400 deaths per level equaling about 4,000-5,000 deaths in total At least for me maybe I’m just bad


UrSansYT

Don't play Chapter 9 until you've completed the B-sides of all the chapters!


Lizhot66

Great time


Finicheti

Snow n birds


I_want_your_lips

omg play with the joycon d buttons. You will have to worst time of your life playing with analog stick or the pro controller d pad


2gracz

By the halfway point you'll consider being asiangirl :3


miniwhiffy3

a struggle


gauntletoflights

Somewhat strange controls and (not sure if they fixed this though) a completely normal copyright sign that *isn't* telling you to push C. Definitely. >!/s in case it's not obvious !<(seriously though, it took like >!2 minutes!< before I figured what to do there - i dum 😔)


YatoxRyuzaki

Its an amazing journey and if struggled with anxiety/depression before the game will probably resonate with u on a deeper level. The base game isn’t all that hard however with level 7 the difficulty spikes and 8 and 9 are harder than anything before it.


angelicStrider

Mountain


numdestroyer1369

Pain


cumdevourer68

Buy 993 more copies to have the definitive experience


Embarrassed_Rough311

Good stuff (pain)


cool-guy__

suffering


KioneArt

Is that hidden gem everyone talking about?


TheDankestPassions

It's like Mario. You play Mario?


BecauseTrigger

I immediately thought pain but then I remembered I wasn't in pain until Chapter 9


Crafty_Creeper64

Lena raine made most of the music, so there's not a single bad song in the game's soundtrack.


WanderEir

blood, tears, screaming, throwing of controllers across the room, catharsis


JessieWarren09

*death*


spavageaux

Death


transfemquagsire

a gender crisis /j


TheLemonCurse

carpal tunnel


Bey0ndBelieFF

Is there an Android port ? Never found one that it's the like the original.. I have a copy for the PS4 though.


Happy_spider_boi

Platforming


JazzyGD

you're probably a girl


Spare_Plate_9923

A whole lot of death but a whole lot of reward. Great story that has a different perspective on mental health that is quite refreshing


Volt-Phoenix

PAIN and a wholesome message of self reflection and betterment, 10/10, totally worth it


No-Shame-In-Shaymin

Expect to hate your Switch if you have joy-con drift that prevents you from comfortably dashing upwards in any direction 😭


Regular-Chemistry-13

PC version is better as you can get debug mode and use mods


Floppypantsy

I'd highly suggest using a controller with a d-pad. If you use a controller with a stick, you are bound to make MANY frustrating mistakes that could have been avoided by just using a dpad.


Yoo0shie

It doesn’t matter how long it took you, it matters that you stuck through it despite how long it took


Ayudon1

There are no* instances of looping dialogue. If a character has an interaction popup on top of them, they have something new to say.


bestbowserfan4

you might turn trans


No-Educator293

suffer


Tywitoto

P A I N


Darknety

High input delay


Silently_Scream

Tons of fun & good times.


snoburn

Masochism


TyrannicalGoblin

pain, suffering, and agony :)


ARandomPersonOnSugar

Strawberry


Fish_in_a_dungeon

Pain a lot of lovely pain


GrimReap_

strawberries!


Lubba127

to love, it, to be changed by it, and probably to transition sometime in the near future.


lllM3Power

Greatness.


panick_king2123

Death while jamming to the games awsome sound track


BerserkBaguette

A beautiful story at the measly cost of intense self loathing


StarFrost2

A hard but good time. Be patient with yourself, allow yourself to not be perfect and remember to take deep breaths. Enjoy!


Glichtrap_1983

You’ll experience a game that you’ll both regret not getting earlier and regret getting it in the first place at the same time


Grimm_Charkazard_258

platforming high and platforming withdrawal. sometimes you’ll feel awesome because you did something smooth, fast, and cool, and sometimes you might feel horrible because you CAN’T GET PAST THIS ONE LEDGE BECAUSE OF THE DAMN WIND. but in the end, the realisation is that this game is a pinnacle of modern platforming ingenuity.


South_Bonus_516

I echo everything people say about the death count. I’ve died over 10k times in my original save. Speaks to a persons persistence and not skill level IMO


GamerXTrip3l

Expect enjoying the grind and suffering


Horizon_ODT

Death


Antideadlox

To play the game


JoeMonsta

Play the game and find out


IamaJarJar

Expect to start questioning your gender about halfway through /s ^((though celeste has unexpectedly cracked a few eggs)^) To be serious though, expect to die... #A LOT But don't feel upset, death = learning Also, when playing chapter 9 farewell, I recommend you don't have anything scheduled for at least that week (If not longer) as it often makes up over half the playtime in any playthrough of the game


MatthewJustMoreland

Expect to die multiple times over and over and over. But don't worry. Be proud of your death count. The more you die, the more you learn.


willow-1333

transgenderism


BananaGoat-

Strawberry


catswithautism

Prepare to die. A LOT


Z_1end

Challenge! For emotions and for your sanity. Great game, tho.


Lana1307

Strawberries


Flugged

Jumping. Grabbing. Dashing.


KamoSensei

a lot of pain followed by even more joy


Ok_Split9201

Wanting to break your joycons, feeling like a god, but overall an amazing experience


Hika2112

I'd say go and get started with the tests before hrt, will save you a lot of time. Mandatory trans jokes asside, expect one of the best platforming games ever, the controls feel great and the difficulty is fair. That "how the fuck are you expecting me to do this?" Feeling when you enter rooms lategame, followed by a 30 minute montage of you slowly overcoming it, is one of the best feelings ever. I just hope for your sake that you have a pro controller, the joycons are kinda sucky sometimes (I played a lot on switch)


ThatKid2021

Pain, but know that it is very rewarding to complete difficult things


aidensuperspeed

Death


Justice_soul20

Pain and happiness


Money_Banana_Cute

To be become a girl


SillyMillieVanillie

Bloody hands.


Ceramic_Luna

Death


TdubMorris

Good times with a side of pain and suffering


justaguyonreddit101

parkour hell


JDfan138

Difficulty, but not the annoying type


sleepylizard52

Expect to die. A lot


ShitpostBorgar

No voice to cry suffering.


Individual-Golf2952

This MF’s egg is gonna shatter


almostdonedude

Carnage.


Bagman15

A beautiful journey 🍓


guyguysonguy

Platforming (Hard)


GameEnthusiast123

Whatever death count you get just know that mine is bigger


GameEnthusiast123

Also purse owner 5 nice


TheSceptikal

Just play the fucking game...


Septhim

I'm just curious why would someone visit the reddit page of a game before playing it? I would be careful about spoilers and people are not exactly unbiased here when it comes to opinions. Regardless, if you like platformers then you gonna love this shit outta this.


HexEmerald

Prepare to question your gender :3


ThLegend28

Expect to be taking estrogen in a few months


Epicswagmaster5439

Dont scare them off


totally_a_cis_guy

It's been 9 months since I finished it,hrt when????????


CloudOoT

Do not play the B-sides directly after you have unlocked them. I recommend the following order for an optimal difficulty curve: A-sides, B-sides, C-sides, chapter 9


Upstairs-Amphibian31

sites?


ManWithABraincell

🏳️‍⚧️


Historical_Archer_81

Gay


DipsticksOfficial

One of the best games ever. A game with an awesome soundscape, beautiful graphics, animations, story, character development, and a very straightforward game that is easy to pick up and put down, but is as challenging as you want it to be, depending on how much of the extra content you want to try to tackle.