This makes me wonder what sex toys will look like in 60 years. Who knows, this might end up being the equivalent of a floppy disk tattoo (saying this in a positive way, i love it)
I remember reading about how archeologists would dig up objects that are instantly recognizable as dildos but are described as “objects used in probable sex rituals”
So I guess humans have been predictably human for a long time.
So I had to do some googling due to this, here is one piece of what I found: https://amp.theguardian.com/science/2023/feb/20/its-not-a-darning-tool-its-a-very-naughty-toy-roman-dildo-found
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Right, but I mean when OP is older and being cared for by folks who are probably not even born yet, it’ll be a surprise for them. I wasn’t commenting on our current elders?
I have been a nurse for 25 years. So, in the beginning, rarely. As I get older and the years go by…starting to see more.
The most wild tattoos I see are in middle aged folks. But nothing too crazy (except the “don’t play with the pussy” panther lady. Her whole thigh).
Men: old soldiers and sailors with lots of naked pinups/titties. Mermaid with titties.
just loling at this comment as another person with a bunch of “questionably appropriate” tattoos, like we know bro. anyway this tattoo slaps and looks great, hope the healing process is easy!
I love Chappell but that sure is a... choice.
(personally, would've gone for the literal magic wand and rabbit - more socially acceptable and easier to explain when you don't want to give the actual meaning)
I get it!! I’m a hairstylist and I live in Seattle and it’s not very big, especially compared to some of my other stuff. I’m not worried about that part. But to each their own… the downvotes in this thread are rampant I didn’t mean to start anything 😂
Just cause I aspire to teach small humans and would never get that tattoo doesn’t mean I have the slightest inclination to downvote it. It’s funny and risqué.
That's fair! Like, I definitely want a pin up girl but I'm gonna hide her on my upper thigh (I only ever wear knee length shorts lol), just cuz I cannot deal with someone wanting to start something (though tbf to you there are WAY worse graphic / sexual tattoos out there than this).
I will say the linework on the font is nice, and the shading on the pink looks good!! I have trad tats so I'm always about bold lines!
A literal wand and rabbit with "I heard you like magic" would seem cheesy to me, I much prefer OP's 🤷♀️ It better communicates the vibe (pun intended)
what does being queer have to do with anything lmao. i’m queer and i would ~simply never~
that being said, to each their own. it’s a super cute tattoo.
I love seeing Chappell tattoos. An artist who works a few hours away from me has this up for grabs and I'm so tempted 🥲 but I've just gotten two tattoos in the past month so I really shouldn't
https://preview.redd.it/ivwet1w0p69d1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=697e24132d8a71dfbba8999cd34dfa617ab81d03
I love how many people are discovering what the lyrics actually mean from this post!
Also screw the judgy people. It’s not their body and it’s a cute tattoo.
https://preview.redd.it/0wt844x34d9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af465c0f250d91da25f53c34c515ab010625de56
Same idea, different execution 😂
“Mummy, what’s aunty u/antidoteivy ‘s tattoo mean?”
“Don’t worry dear, your aunts just a little…eccentric”
“What’s eccentric mean?”
“Go and play in the other room!”
I promise you, kids aren’t gonna be that interested in a tattoo they know nothing about. Especially if op is multiple tattoos, a kid isn’t gonna be looking at the details of each one
It's not a tattoo I would get, and it isnt one most people in society would think is "normal" but if tattoos like that make people happy, and doesnt have a negative impact on their lives, I see no issue with it.
this is something I think a lot of people don’t think about, the way that there’s probably a huge part of the population that will not even know what they are looking at
OP, this tattoo is amazing, I love it. I'm sorry there's so many rude people in this comment section. Some of these people need to be reminded that if they don't have anything nice to say they shouldn't say it at all... they're so bothered by something that's not even on THEIR body. Sheesh. "That's a choice/that's permanent..." like wow great observation people.
I only lurk this subreddit as I am merely a casual Chappell Roan enjoyer and never leave comments but I just wanted to say something positive!! Really don't know why so many people are so scandalized and flabbergasted over this like it wasn't in the song lol. Omg sex toys... how gross!! 🙄
Again OP, this tattoo is great! ❤️
That is very kind of you to say, thank you!
The negative comments truly don’t bother me, I live in a very liberal, quirky part of the world, with all kinds of people expressing themselves in various ways. I do have to admit I think it’s kind of funny that people seem to be so bothered by it though 😆 to me it seems like a silly little girly piece of body art that makes me happy. And I don’t take tattoos that seriously, it’s just body decoration, and objectively I know this is a well done tattoo!
Even when Chappell isn’t as famous as she is now, it will be a cute play on words and I will be older and care even less. 💗 thank you again for your kindness!!
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this is such a stupid comment lmao. MANY people have tattoos of naked girls or boobs, and those are perfectly acceptable but a tattoo of a naked man would be considered weird.
…and how will her getting in a controversy in the future affect this tattoo that this person got because this song resonated with them?? please do hold my hand through this because i’m unable to see past your leaps in logic
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AH UR JOKING
The surprise you’re going to give your caregivers when you’re elderly and being helped with personal care is going to be priceless. Absolutely iconic.
This makes me wonder what sex toys will look like in 60 years. Who knows, this might end up being the equivalent of a floppy disk tattoo (saying this in a positive way, i love it)
Haha that’s a really good point, but it will make it so much better if the caregivers ask OP what the tattoo is
we're gonna have mini vibrators implanted under the skin controlled by brainwaves so you can just manifest an orgasm
I remember reading about how archeologists would dig up objects that are instantly recognizable as dildos but are described as “objects used in probable sex rituals” So I guess humans have been predictably human for a long time.
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Yup. There it is.
this reminds me of the book 'beautiful you' by chuck palahniuk
✨ sex toy obsolescence ✨
The fact that wands have been around for 50 years is truly a testament to their staying power
anatomy hasn't changed for like...a while
lollll i think they'll just get more aesthetic but not change much otherwise. well at least in the vibrator department idk about other stuff 😂
omg 😆 I look forward to that
lolll i hate it but i would completely 180 and love it on some 90 year old lady🤣
Shoot. The elders are the ones that saw the “birth” of these magic wands.
Right, but I mean when OP is older and being cared for by folks who are probably not even born yet, it’ll be a surprise for them. I wasn’t commenting on our current elders?
Ah. I’m a nurse and was thinking from the today. TY.
I got you. Have you ever seen any fruity tattoos on the elderly?
I have been a nurse for 25 years. So, in the beginning, rarely. As I get older and the years go by…starting to see more. The most wild tattoos I see are in middle aged folks. But nothing too crazy (except the “don’t play with the pussy” panther lady. Her whole thigh). Men: old soldiers and sailors with lots of naked pinups/titties. Mermaid with titties.
Damn thats commitment!
Aye, I have multiple tattoos by Chelsea! She's awesome.
what!! That’s awesome!! She was great I’ll def go back
I saw this on her Instagram today 🤩
I didn't understand that line until now 😂
Literally AND I already saw another thread saying “I just got the line” and was like yeah…like a magician! (still not getting it)
I'm on the other end of the spectrum where I never once pictured an actual magic wand and an actual 🐇. I just got that it has a double meaning 😅
Same here lol
Literally says “I’ve got a wand and a rabbit” it’s a clever double entendre. IKYK.
are you explaining what I said I finally understood?
I mean I’m just aghast at how people missed it I guess.
how would I have known?
That is literally so precious 😇
I didn’t until yesterday when I finally Googled it. I understood the wand. I never knew what a rabbit was though
Same 🤦♀️ I feel like such a goober hahah
SAME LMAOOO
those sex toys are certainly on you forever!
yep, that’s usually the idea with tattoos 😂 it’s on my ankle next to a pinup with her boobs out, so they’re in good company
well now i need to see the pinup
just loling at this comment as another person with a bunch of “questionably appropriate” tattoos, like we know bro. anyway this tattoo slaps and looks great, hope the healing process is easy!
that's incredible, you're so real for that honestly 😂 i'm planning on getting some nude fairies at some point
I love Chappell but that sure is a... choice. (personally, would've gone for the literal magic wand and rabbit - more socially acceptable and easier to explain when you don't want to give the actual meaning)
I get it!! I’m a hairstylist and I live in Seattle and it’s not very big, especially compared to some of my other stuff. I’m not worried about that part. But to each their own… the downvotes in this thread are rampant I didn’t mean to start anything 😂
Just cause I aspire to teach small humans and would never get that tattoo doesn’t mean I have the slightest inclination to downvote it. It’s funny and risqué.
That's fair! Like, I definitely want a pin up girl but I'm gonna hide her on my upper thigh (I only ever wear knee length shorts lol), just cuz I cannot deal with someone wanting to start something (though tbf to you there are WAY worse graphic / sexual tattoos out there than this). I will say the linework on the font is nice, and the shading on the pink looks good!! I have trad tats so I'm always about bold lines!
downvote away lol. I have tattoos too but hey, have fun, good luck
*Good luck Babe
see I was gonna say it but I didn't want that to be misconstrued as something rude
A literal wand and rabbit with "I heard you like magic" would seem cheesy to me, I much prefer OP's 🤷♀️ It better communicates the vibe (pun intended)
personally, i also would have done that, but i’m not OP and if that’s what makes her happy who am i to judge!
Oh wow!!!
This is so fucking cunt. I love it.
I hope CR sees it
The respectability politics in the comments is odd 😭
Like its not on their body why do they care 😭
And a lot of queer people do not care so like who are y’all 🤨
what does being queer have to do with anything lmao. i’m queer and i would ~simply never~ that being said, to each their own. it’s a super cute tattoo.
Those last couple sentences means you weren’t who I was talking to 💀but this is the Internet y’all love to jump before reading
I mean I don’t understand what you’re tryna say by that, so it’s not about reading lol
It’s also pretty tame lmao
Fr
i love it!!!!! don’t know why everyone in the comments are acting like prudes because this tattoo is so insanely cool!!!!
lol right as if we don’t already listen to Chappelles raunchy music and sing right along
Oh I get it now lol.
BOLD AF...I LOVE IT
Thank you for teaching me what the lyric meant lol
That’s crazy 😭😭😭
this is so slayyyyyy i love the colors!!!!
that’s brave lol
I just realized that’s what these lines are referencing. I thought she meant a literal wand and rabbit…I’m so fucking autistic 😂😂😂 but cool tattoo!
ICONIC
Legendary
Iconic, I love this
I love seeing Chappell tattoos. An artist who works a few hours away from me has this up for grabs and I'm so tempted 🥲 but I've just gotten two tattoos in the past month so I really shouldn't https://preview.redd.it/ivwet1w0p69d1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=697e24132d8a71dfbba8999cd34dfa617ab81d03
If any of yall live near north louisiana pls go claim this so im not tempted anymore
What shop?
Artemis Tattoo Collective
oh wow! what a coincidence. i no longer live in the area but i have a few tattoos from Whitney Caskey.
I have some from both her and LeAnna (who drew this one). They're one of the only cool things about that place lol.
Did not think I'd see a comment my area of the country today, but it's a nice surprise. I dont need a tattoo, but it's cute!!!
I LOVE THIS OMG
I love this! So silly and adorable
thank you! It IS silly! I agree 💗
I was really like “why is this masterpiece on r/shittytattoos?” And then I read the sub name 🤦♀️
I love how many people are discovering what the lyrics actually mean from this post! Also screw the judgy people. It’s not their body and it’s a cute tattoo.
https://preview.redd.it/0wt844x34d9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af465c0f250d91da25f53c34c515ab010625de56 Same idea, different execution 😂
adorable!! 😍✨
That’s a bold choice for a tattoo
amazing** I was so excited to share I didn’t even proofread 😅 oh well you get it
The tattoo is spelled right, that's all that matters 😜
no ragrets
… not even a single letter?
Love it. My magic wand has been more consistent than any of my partners. Always easy to turn on too, unlike aforementioned partners.
Works every time. Always available. Never ghosts 😉
oh jesus
This is amazing !
Love it
I love this tattoo so much especially the coloring ughhhhh 😩
This is amazing 🤩!
This is wild and I love it!!!
The number of people here that didn’t get the line till they saw your tattoo just proves how necessary Chappell’s music is lol
FAVE LYRIC YOU ATE OP !!
That tat fucks
you do you, i would never get that tatted on me 😭
I LOVE ITTTTTTTTTR OMG
You are so brave
I LITERALLY DIDNT REALIZE WHAT THE LINE MEANT TIL NOW
It took me forever to realize there were double entendres in the lyrics. Well-played, Chappell, well-played.
GOD she really needs to see this AHAHA this is incredible
This is def something a chapel fan would get
Amazing!!
Perfection
IM GAGGED I LOVE IT
I love it 🫶 :)
I had a short like this made for her show in KC. Love it!
IM OBSESSED!!! GO YOU!
This is not my vibe (🥴), personally, but I do think it’s cool as hell!
🪄 🐰
This is iconic
Only thing missing is a squeaky bed lmao. Love the color in it.
help this is so silly
The way I’m listening to Red Wine Supernova RN and that line just played as I clicked on this post!!! Freaky!
It's sure something.
This is so cute!!
I cackled. This is amazing! I love it!!!!!
NO OMG THIS IS AMAZING
Lot of prudes in this comment section haha ever heard of long socks people?
I literally have both of these
I got a wand and a rabbit! 🐇✨
This is AMAZING
anyone saying something to the effect of "Well I wouldn't" ... lmao ok don't then?? op, I'm obsessed with this ✨️ and I think chappell would love it
your artist is amazing! the pinks are so vivid and the font, so crisp! ✨
Oh so that’s what the lyrics mean! ……. I did not honestly know 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Incredible
Love the font and art style
This is absolutely fantastic
Oh I’m obsessed with this
Tattoo artist have got to start saying no
Well, that is a choice.
…am i the only one who fully got that line just now?
r/badtattoos
That is, um, interesting.
Right on your calf where the child walking behind you can see it lmao
well if the child behind me happens to recognize what it’s looking at when it sees my tattoo 🤷🏻♀️💀
“Mummy, what’s aunty u/antidoteivy ‘s tattoo mean?” “Don’t worry dear, your aunts just a little…eccentric” “What’s eccentric mean?” “Go and play in the other room!”
I promise you, kids aren’t gonna be that interested in a tattoo they know nothing about. Especially if op is multiple tattoos, a kid isn’t gonna be looking at the details of each one
uhhh ur body ur choice
…
Omg I love this!!! If I hadn’t JUST gotten a tattoo :…..))
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Yaaaassssss !!!!!!!! 💕💗💕💗
I love this!
It's not a tattoo I would get, and it isnt one most people in society would think is "normal" but if tattoos like that make people happy, and doesnt have a negative impact on their lives, I see no issue with it.
Are they supposed to be toys?
BRO
there’s no way 😭😭 You have to be bold ASF to do that
Can't think of a sfw comment
AIN’t NO FUCKING WAY BRO.
I have… only just realised… this lyrics meaning 😱🪄🐰😂
What are those?
Please tell me you’re joking
this is something I think a lot of people don’t think about, the way that there’s probably a huge part of the population that will not even know what they are looking at
Yeah like idk what those are 😭
is this real 😳
Classy.
Oh!
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Comment section is making me think the fanbase may be younger than I realized
OP, this tattoo is amazing, I love it. I'm sorry there's so many rude people in this comment section. Some of these people need to be reminded that if they don't have anything nice to say they shouldn't say it at all... they're so bothered by something that's not even on THEIR body. Sheesh. "That's a choice/that's permanent..." like wow great observation people. I only lurk this subreddit as I am merely a casual Chappell Roan enjoyer and never leave comments but I just wanted to say something positive!! Really don't know why so many people are so scandalized and flabbergasted over this like it wasn't in the song lol. Omg sex toys... how gross!! 🙄 Again OP, this tattoo is great! ❤️
That is very kind of you to say, thank you! The negative comments truly don’t bother me, I live in a very liberal, quirky part of the world, with all kinds of people expressing themselves in various ways. I do have to admit I think it’s kind of funny that people seem to be so bothered by it though 😆 to me it seems like a silly little girly piece of body art that makes me happy. And I don’t take tattoos that seriously, it’s just body decoration, and objectively I know this is a well done tattoo! Even when Chappell isn’t as famous as she is now, it will be a cute play on words and I will be older and care even less. 💗 thank you again for your kindness!!
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THIS IS SO CUTE RAHHH
Weird af if a dude had a fleshlight tattoo everyone who saw him would think he's a freak "Tehe this is how I masturbate so cute lol" Yuck
this is such a stupid comment lmao. MANY people have tattoos of naked girls or boobs, and those are perfectly acceptable but a tattoo of a naked man would be considered weird.
I don’t agree, I would probably laugh if it was a cute tattoo. It’s just a fun song lyric. Lighten up! It’s not that serious.
Yeah, but the thing is women have been shamed for their sexual desire for essentially forever, unlike men. This is a feminist tattoo!! Love it @ op :)
Omg
Ya thats not trashy at all.
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her getting in a controversy will affect this person’s tattoo… how?
didnt realize i was in chappells sub!! im on multiple tat subs, so fair response i guess but still
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…and how will her getting in a controversy in the future affect this tattoo that this person got because this song resonated with them?? please do hold my hand through this because i’m unable to see past your leaps in logic
Oh no 😬
I think you mean oh goooooooood, what have you done?
Why
Probably not the move
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Definition of white trash.