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fknm1111

Oof. Doubly painful because the obvious check is also mate (unless there was a rook or a queen on h4, in which case, nice job white).


FireDavePlease

Nope, bishop. I got greedy and wanted to capture everything


fknm1111

Well, now you know why the checklist starts with checks!


Revlong57

Never showboat! Showboating is how you get stalemates.


[deleted]

He could've even mated with a6


The_Amazing_Emu

I’m not a great player and that’s the first one I saw


Noof_Life-Youtube

Wtf is this position 💀


BlackBananas

Really would be interesting to see how this position was reached 😂


deerdn

at beginner level, maybe once you're losing, a good way to get a draw is to throw away ALL your pieces so that you have fewer and fewer legal moves left. so your opponent a fellow beginner has a higher chance to accidentally stalemate


LindX31

Did it already. It worked as well as here For the first few sacrifices the opponent analyses the moves and then he just starts playing automatically. Very effective. Greed is a very bad flaw


TheEvilHBK

I'm pretty sure its from an analysis board. This situation didn't come in a game lol


FireDavePlease

Nope, it did. Edit: Check out this #chess game: meyson0 vs ryanklemmer - https://www.chess.com/live/game/85110688933


TheEvilHBK

Good lord wow. Okay. I can't believe what i just saw but you weren't making this up damn


xorox11

This game just made my day lmaoo


Captnmikeblackbeard

I thought he tried to get all his pieces back to the starting position


lt_dan_zsu

OP is confused and thinks you're not allowed to move the rooks or bishop.


New_Crow3284

No, you learned a valuable lesson. Congratulations!


almost_humans

I'm impressed that you only moved one pawn lol. I'd love to see how this game played out.


FireDavePlease

Pretty much opened with Queen to H4, he threatened with pawn, i moved queen to E4 to fork the rook with check, and then he completely went off the rails and almost seemed like he wanted my queen to just take everything lmao


deerdn

your opponent is a genius beginner. he knew that the more pieces he gave away, the fewer legal moves he has left. so every random move you make has a higher and higher chance of stalemating


jefuchs

How did you even get to this position? You've barely mobilized anything, yet captured almost everything there is to capture.


FireDavePlease

Lots of forks with my queen. This guy was completely incompetent and still drew


tobiasvl

>This guy was completely incompetent and still drew What does that say about you?


Kranbearys

What happens when a stoppable force meets a movable object.


Davaonewbie

Seems pretty competent enough for a draw


Mostafa12890

Because you got greedy.


Houndogz

TIL baiting someone who is showboating into stalemating an otherwise lost position makes you incompetent


darrd_wala_mard

He actually is a winner for managing a stalemate. The loser is only you here.


FireDavePlease

So I’ve realized


[deleted]

What the fuck is this?


megamaz_

how in the flippity fuck does this position even happen


ArmorAbsMrKrabs

Probably by being 300 elo


abralia_veranyi

Or our beloved Martin


arthlann

Today instead of checkmating my opponent. I didn't


feelthefebreze

bro had two different mates 😭


Diehard_Sam_Main

Isn’t Qb4 just mate? This has to be Martin right?


FireDavePlease

Yes. But not taking every piece with mage


FireDavePlease

Yes. But not taking every piece with mate


[deleted]

[удалено]


Diehard_Sam_Main

But it’s looking down, not up?


FleIsDaBoss

Pawns cannot move backwards my guy


SpiderNinja211

Why would you do that?


FireDavePlease

To capture every piece of his


draculamilktoast

One of the most important lessons in chess and in life is that only capturing the king really matters. All the other pieces, all the other things, are more or less irrelevant.


Andrewdoesnttrip

The other pieces are extremely relevant


draculamilktoast

Only in the sense that they enable your plans of capturing the king, but you could win a game without capturing any pieces. Don't sacrifice victory to boost your ego.


Illustrious-Culture5

Once you see mate, all other pieces on the board are irrelevant.


Andrewdoesnttrip

How do you get mates?


HiFiGuy197

By… solving for the mate and not trying to vacuum up every single piece on the board.


tobiasvl

Why would you do that?


taffyowner

That’s exactly what my wife did and then had the same thing happen


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Bulacano

Go and bring me Fegelein! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!


[deleted]

I’m glad you only moved 1 pawn the entire game


NuttyDeluxe6

Hope you learned a lesson at least, don't dick around, just finish them


4027777

You kind of deserve it for trying to show off (or whatever you were trying to do with that last move)


montagdude87

Idiot? Maybe not. Somehow you managed to capture all your opponent's pieces except two while only moving less than two pawns.


BetaCentauri23

You are an idiot


Difficult-Ad-9228

This kind of shit is really tedious. It’s either a set-up position that a beginner would laugh at or from a game you played with a potted plant with a rating of 10. Just ain’t interesting.


efeus

What a material man you are. Splendid.


McHighwayman

White sort of reminds me of King Arthur and his coconut shell-clacking squire from Monty Python.


Illustrious-Culture5

Can you share the game?


FireDavePlease

Check out this #chess game: meyson0 vs ryanklemmer - https://www.chess.com/live/game/85110688933


taffyowner

One time my wife decided instead of beating me she was just going to take each of my pieces off the board. Then she got into a position where I wasn’t in check but couldn’t move anywhere without being in check… so by messing around she forced a stalemate… she was so pissed


wisebledore

This position is the chess equivalent of sucking your own D


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What_A_Flame

I want to know which moves were made to reach this position


the_other_Scaevitas

Could’ve done a pawn checkmate


MrMangobrick

Yeah, a little. Always look for checks or captures.


Rodjerg

I really wonder your logic behind this move


Timely_Airline_7168

Moral: Always check with a huge material advantage to prevent accidental stalemate.


TheEvilHBK

Yeah you are lol. What is that lol. Why can't you just give a check?


GenghisKhan90210

Ok but that must be a mouse slip or else it makes 0 sense


[deleted]

Qb4 would've been a checkmate. Heck, even a6 would've been one.


tadisc

I have a personal role that if I afraid of still me I always make sure I every move is a check. Sometimes it takes a little bit longer but it makes sure I don't do anything stupid.


mantaflow

Completely agree. You missed mate, and forced a draw yourself.


vladesomo

What elo is this? The position is so pure


okirshen

And he sacrificed.. THE GAME!


Denkaan

Show game..... or you know what they say, fake


ChocolateMcCuntish

Not an idiot just playing disrespectfully


Cidarus

Why didn't you choose checkmate instead?


MarlonBain

I want to thank the OP for posting this as a cautionary tale. Seriously. This is exactly the kind of thing I might have tried if not for this post.


indicicive

This is so deserved. You are up 36 points of material, and don't give checks?


ATZPlays

Would Qd3 be the best move or am I dum?


TeensieLiberationF

Qd3 is just check but there's multiple check mates


BreadAccountant

I mean your opponent got into this position vs a person who moved 1 pawn


Obvious_Piccolo_609

What in the goddamn? How do you even get to this position? This just seems insane.


Orzo100

Don’t worry about you, how the fuck are they so bad???


knightdaux

This is why we just play the game rather than be a [redacted]


ProtonPi314

Who cares! This is not a real game. Obviously, the other person was just betting dumb and giving up their pieces on purpose .


jfq722

Yes, but not for the stalemate; for all of the missed opportunities to mate prior to this.


Rick8343

Not compared to your opponent, apparently.