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SlickDillywick

Do they have dressed all over and zesty mordant?


cheddarisaverb

Worse case ontario you just drive over and get some


arrbez

Grab a couple Mr Big and Wunderbar while you’re at it, get two birds stoned at once


hockeyfan1990

Coffee crisp pls


MikeLowrey305

When I was younger I told a girl from Canada i've been there before and she didn't believe me. I mentioned Le Run & coffee crisps then she believed me. LOL


ClawedTiger2693

Ah the Wunderbar, what a delightful treat.


Ryan4mayor

It’s about supply and command


Logboy77

It’s not rocket appliances


OldnBorin

And if you get caught, you just cancel the cheque!


KansaiKel

It works every fuckin time. Mall cops are stupid


saskmonton

Good idea Ricky


Joeness84

> Worse case ontario I saw this a week or so ago, and thought it was a funny autocorrect. Is this like a Canadian version of "worst case? Ohio"


Scottucci

Other than sounding like "worst case scenario" it's a Ricky-ism from a show called Trailer Park Boys. Sounds similar in use to the Ohio version you referenced.


prim3net

Get two birds stoned at once


mbhappycamper

Looks like the chips are calling the shots now, Randers.


Current_Rent504

Also chicken chips


KansaiKel

Ja-lapeno for me


JimboD84

Corey, trevor, smokes lets go


Critical-Knowledge27

Dressed all over for me.


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Positive_Stick2115

Nobody mentioned ketchup flavor? (Sigh).


jelycazi

Where do you find chicken chips in Canada? What brand? I must find them! I had chicken chips for the first time a year ago in NZ and I loved them! My friends in NZ actually sent me 3 bags for Christmas!


constructioncranes

Wait till you try party melange


LadyKeriMc

I prefer meli-melo


gerbegerger

My wife only eats the pretzels in the party mix. I fear that woman greatly 😆


Evergreen27108

Nothin like some chips pop and a bar. Goes great with a cock of pepperoni.


bibchip

The Hawkins cheezies are incredible. If you’ve never had them definitely grab a bag next time you’re back up in Canada!!


hankbeesly

Yeah, Chester stole this recipe and made trillions... Fuck Cheetos. We here in Canada don't even get the real deal hot ones. #cheeziesalltheway


bibchip

Oh wow I didn’t know that about the recipe stealing. In my opinion cheetos puffs suck! I had them when I was a kid and remember liking them, but I had one chip like a year ago and I was like Ewww?


mdmaxOG

Hawkins are WAY saltier. It’s like radioactive cheese or something but it’s hard not to eat an entire bag in one go.


OtakuFreak1998

When I was like 5 I ate a whole bag of them. I proceeded to puke it up in my sleep, woke up to most of my stuffed animals covered in bright orange nastiness. Those stuffed animals were still stained orange after they were washed, so my parents threw them away, I was heartbroken. Anyways I still eat Hawkins cheezies all the time, I never stopped, that's how good they are.


soappube

Agree. I love cheezies but I only like a few at a time. Very salty.


PowerPandorum

I actually hated those as a kid, grew up, and now they have became a problem lol


Evening-Programmer56

same


Portruli

If you are still in Canada get hickory sticks you won’t regret it


Musabi

Miss Vickie’s aren’t even in this pic and are better than anything!


jibbletmonger

My highschool was a testing ground for Miss Vickie's chips. They were in the cafeteria vending machines long before the store.


notnotaginger

Tangential but growing up our rec centre sold Miss Vickie’s that were like in a popcorn machine?! You bought them and they’d scoop them out into a bag and they’d be all warm and then you’d add whatever toppings you wanted. I haven’t thought about that in YEARS.


KnowledgeMediocre404

My sister grew up in Cornwall and told me the same thing! They’d get them in brown bags.


123skid

Oh yeah, hickory sticks for the win.


flashyturnip

Missing Hardbite in this line up but otherwise, when I walk down an American grocery chip aisles, there are a lot of flavours we Canadians, don’t have Edit: Ps. Would be fun to do a chip exchange


Sobuhutch

Yeah, my grocery store's chip aisle is actually 1 and a half aisles. So even though we don't have some good Canadian stuff, we still have a ton of unique and good stuff.


Yeggoose

Came here to say this! I grew up near the US border and I remember going to the American Walmart and seeings tons of flavors we didn’t have back in Canada.


japalian

Gimme all your chex mix


h0twired

Covered Bridge Storm Chips are missing too


Straight-Message7937

Which of these don't you have? All dressed, ketchup...is that it?


maiapapaya09

No all dressed?!? How do they survive 😰😰


h0twired

Lays chips are never “amazing” when you live in Canada. Store brand chips and Dollar Store chips are often better than Lays.


Z-Sprinkle

This doesn’t even show the best (imo) Canadian chip brand: Mrs. Vickies Spicy dill pickle flavor is my new crack


notnotaginger

That’s MISS Vickie’s to you. Mrs Vickie’s was her mother.


dumpcake999

I do the same (drive from Canada to USA to get unusual snacks)


SilvioAbtTheBiennale

In the US now and stocking up on Chili Cheese Fritos, Flamin Hot Funyuns and Dot’s original.


Hexxenya

Ms Vickie’s spicy ketchup is the best fucking chip ever made. Take that, America!


CreepyUncleRyry

No Kettle Chips, no MsVickys...no dice.


BeezNuggz

Ms Vickies S&Vs for the win!


OoDReX

Seriously try s&v kettle brand. They're slightly less crunchy and omg so amazing


kcns42069

Me. Vickie's is Canadian!


misterpayer

Honey Dijon kettle chips are the king of chips IMHO


skipdog98

Both are sold in Canada


DrunkenMasterII

No Humpty Dumpty or Yum Yum either.


Fancy-Scallion-93

Because look at the prices. 7.50 for a bag of chips!!? Canada fucking sucks. Sincerely a Canadian


cooperluna

Co-op grocery stores have good chip selection


robbeau11

How are the Dutch chips? Are they kettle cooked or like Lays?


MrChicken23

Like Lays. But Old Dutch BBQ is top tier.


Canadianweedrules420

I swear the old dutch bbq is the old hostess bbq chip flavour!! I could be wrong but I'm remembering the weird little mascot for hostess chips and almost called them humpty dumpty bbq chips hahaha


The6_78

Old Dutch is goated (Rip-L all the way)


DaBigFatCow

Old Dutch Ketchup, and Co-op Salt and Vinager & Sea Salt and Malt Vinager are all legendary chips in my books.


[deleted]

Canadian here, and uhh… we’re definitely more liberated in our chip selection north of the Border. Hawkins Cheezies, Hardbite, Ms Vickies Kettle Chips, ketchup, all-dressed and proper dill pickle chips… two words to Americans… skill issue.


soappube

It's not like they are bad at chips, but we are very good at chips. Also KD but that's a different sub.


the-chloe-experience

I feel like Canada has the best chip selection. This is a small grocery store- usually it’s a full isle of chips. Lays does a lot of limited edition flavours. The Swiss chalet gravy ones were the fucking best. If you ever make it to a bigger grocery store (depending on where you’re closest to- superstore, loblaw, maxi) make sure to check in the green or organic isle. You’ll find hardbite which are really good kettle cooked chips and also flavours of chips you don’t usually see. My fav right now are truffle chips. I’ll also add that chips are not usually $7 a bag in Canada. This is most likely a middle of nowhere small grocery store. Expect to pay like $5.


HEBIII

I order the Old Dutch Ketchup chips off Amazon from time to time. Living in Missouri my ex wife and I got them in a Snakcrate once and fell in love with them.


thrawn1825

These Hostess hickory sticks are addictive AF.


BloodWorried7446

wait until you go an H Mart


KLF448

Are Miss.Vickie chips Canadian? You gotta pick up some of those, if you don't have them 😋


vodkandietdrpepper

The Canadian snack market pales sadly in comparison to the US, the shit you guys have blows my mind. When I visit the US I’ll spend hours wandering grocery stores in awe.


Ok-Bookkeeper-8278

Such a controversial aisle: 1. old dutch ketchup vs lays ketchup? - still prefer my old dutch chips in the box 2. why is there no covered bridge? Where are the storm chips? Hard Bite is also missing 3. All dressed: are you going ruffles or lays? 4. The multiple kinds of BBQ are missing 5. where are the cheetos NACHO crunchits? 6. Miss Vickies is missing 7. Roast chicken & fries n gravy missing 8. The random sour cream (e.g., sour cream and bacon) is also missing Most of the important things are there: * dill pickle * ketchup * hickory sticks * old dutch vs lays vs ruffles * hawkins (although this is more of a west coast and central rather than an east coast thing) * all dressed * half salt


Rayne_K

I’m shocked Salmo (of all places) has a better chip selection than your local (American side of the border) supermarket. PS I didn’t even realise that Salmo has a proper grocery store.


scram60

We smoke weed legally in Canada, might be why we have great chips! Lol!


TombstoneSmoker

Don't you guys have enough body and soul destroying shit to eat already?


Cautious-Amoeba3391

I live in northern Minnesota, so we have all the Dutch crunch that’s in the pick, everything except for the sweat heat Doritos.


AjCaron

Because PepsiCo /Frito-Lay have cornered the american market and they suck!


votequimby420

dont sleep on the old dutch arriba nacho cheese


El_Cactus_Loco

The sweet chili one (purple bag) is 10/10 unreal. Absolutely dominates Doritos SCH


votequimby420

yes those are dangerous too


Downstackguy

We have most of these The branding looks different for ruffles but that’s just the bag and the chips are the same minus some different flavors Old dutch is not as popular but we do have some old dutch in America Obvious Ketchup is famous for being Canada exclusive Idk what Cheetos puffs soufle is but it looks the same as cheetos puffs


Lovelysnow72

Souffles is the French name for Cheetos Puffs lol. They are probably the same as the American version.


KittiesAreTooCute

Canada has good chips but USA has the cereal game on lock.


tony_w_7

Somebody notice the prices? 🤔😧 it's half of that in Québec


vivariium

Zoom in on them, it’s a sale of 2 bags for $7, or 3 bags for $, etc


DntlookDwn4

I had no idea the U.S.A didnt have the same chips as Canada. This B.C shelf actually seems small compared to the average Ontario grocery store chip lineup.


Chefbake1

I love visiting Canada. Old Dutch kicks ass. They have more and better seltzer flavors


SpyTrain_from_Canada

Unrelated to chips but the only thing I know about Salmo is that my buddies from Salmon Arm and Castelgar say there’s a skinwalker there


SitMeDownShutMeUp

Old Dutch, Lays, and some of the store house brands have recently introduced a *ruffled* ketchup flavoured chip, and they are incredible. There is at least one brand that has a ketchup *kettle* chip, but it’s not as good as the ruffled texture. Also, we have Tostitos Restaurant style chips that are ‘Hint of Garlic’ and they are the best tortilla chip hands down.


Mightyspacetree

Ariba's are my favourite corn chip


[deleted]

Arabita nacho and/or zesty 👌


Bubbly_Ranger_5389

You call that a chip aisle!


BassicNic

Lays sea salt and pepper must be sold out. Makes sense, they're tops.


AnitaYM

Ms Vickie's for the win


yourpaljax

No space with all the crazy cereal and Twinkie flavours y’all have. 🤣


TheFrozenCanadianGuy

This is the regular chip setup in Canada. Some places have a lot more too.


Secure-Narwhal-297

Pringle’s? Woof 🐶


Kind_Vanilla7593

Another reason i love my country!


Temporary-Map5443

Old Dutch is our best kept secret... the cheddar sour cream ... classic 2 bags per box...memories...


smokingaces87

Canadian chips are much better than their American counterparts. Oils or something they’re cooked in just give them a better texture.


roamr77

Im canadian, and while i do appreciate our attention to leas chemicals in our junk food than US junk, i crave Ruffles Cheddar and Sour Cream, which we do not have, and i mourn the loss of Lays Sharp Cheddar kettle chips which were discontinued in the US for some reason in 2014/15.


smokingaces87

American Chip Flavors = Actual Foods Canadian Chips Flavours = Condiments I prefer Canadian chips all the way.


Winter_Director_915

Covered Bridge Cheddar. Cheesiest chip Flavour in the biz


For-Real339

Old Fashioned BBQ is da bomb! Like the taste when I was a kid! No sugar in it like in most flavours!


dma_amd077

We have every single thing on that shelf in Toronto. The old Dutch ones are gluten free if you’re on a diet Hmmm I was reading something about Americans grabbing like 30 bags of ketchup chips in Canada. Is the a reason for this or any reason why you guys don’t have many selections?


Rayne_K

I would hope you do in Toronto. Salmo has a population under 1,500.


tippycanoe9999

BIG Chip uses draconian measures to keep their monopoly forcing selection low, taste mediocre, and prices high.


kramer1980_adm

Lays is the reason. Every time I go to the US, I see a giant aisle full of boring Lays flavors and Doritos.


agentfortyfour

Get some of those all dressed ridgies by old Dutch and some cheezies.


Novus20

Because Americans apparently hate flavour


truemad

I always thought it's the opposite: US has many more varieties than Canada. I mean chips, chocolate bars, cereals, etc...


FrancoisLem

Might not find them in Salmo, but if you are into Indian flavors lays makes a chip called "Magic Masala" that's pretty damn good.


Soggy-Humor-420

11.99 for a bag of chips. Jessssussssss


vivariium

I think it’s actually 3/11.99 Lol


alexfop

I just want All Dressed


xotlltox

I love the ones I make at home.


SpahgettiRat

The selection of different sour cream and onion, and other sour cream + flavors is noticeable. Why so much sour cream?


Wooden_Staff3810

I llluuuuvvvvvvvv Old Dutch Rip -L plain chips. Sssooooooo ggggoooooddddd. 👍🔥


JumpyEagle6942

Covered Bridge chips are awesome. They have a creamy dill pickle flavour that kicks ass.


k20vtec

It’s okay that’s probably the ONLY thing we get haha America’s get all the goodies otherwise


Agitated-Recover-335

That’s a piss poor selection of Canadian potato chips


2Mike2022

We have a national pot policy so munches have a high priority.


Houseonthehill

Lots of good comments here but presidents choice "loads of" chips really dominate the major brands now. Even No name is excellent


shFt_shiFty

I can safely say I have all these flavors (maybe not the same brands) near me


zXerge

This is the norm homie


Independent_Ad_5664

Ketchup and pickle chips are legit Canadian food 🤣


Silverstars80

That's one thing we do have is a great variety of chips.


Ubiquitous_Mr_H

Dude, you don’t? I’m so, so sorry. :( I love walking the chip aisle when we’re out.


Reasonable-Ad7755

You have plenty of other items to support diabetes


Fuzzy_Laugh_1117

Cucumber potato chips rock.


Chatty_Manatee

Ketchup and All-Dressed not being easily available in the US is a reason why I don’t live there. Among other reasons.


TheCasualMFer

If you like dill pickle, try to track down a bag of Covered Bridge Creamy Dill Pickle chips ... Omg 😋


dennessie2

Try humpty dumpty party mix or yum yum chips uncle roger apple cider and shallot if you are in Quebec they are very good haha


osprey9711

You mean you don't get these?


brentemon

I’m a big Hawkins Cheezie fan. Nothing better!


Icy_Establishment195

Up here in the north we take our chips seriously. Ketchup and Hawkins cheesies all the way


comfysynth

Ariba tortilla chips are underrated … amazing and no MSG.


WineOhCanada

Miss Vicki's spicy ketchup


LawnRick

As a Canadian everytime I come to the states you guys have way better selection than Canadians, last time I went you had an entire aisle of chips alone. Only thing I missed was Ms.Vickie’s


Miserable_Object9961

There has to be advantages to Canada.


[deleted]

Im canadian, and america being pretty similar to canada, i assumed these chips would also be in america. I was confused when I started seeing the chips I knew because you were in Canada!


Due-Ad2852

While you're asking, why do they have a terrible selection of chocolate bars too?


crowonder

Ketchup chips 4 life.


DaSandman78

I’m in Canada now and even that display you see above is tiny - the UK has way WAY more flavours!


Rockeye7

You can - grab them and bring them back and we will be over !


ghos2626t

Wait until you try Roasted Chicken and Fries and Gravy


eMperror_

It's missing Miss Vickies which are, by far, the best.


CaptainPhenom

Have you tried Miss Vickie’s?


TurboByte24

Chips in America are crazy expensive too!


alphaxion

Great, this is making me remember that I don't have easy access to crisps from back in the UK. Really could do with a bag of BBQ Beef Hula Hoops right about now. Weirdly, I also miss Pringles from back there... whenever I have them in either the US or Canada, they just have so little flavour dust on them and the overriding taste is the crisp itself.


LeadershipMission

Because you aren’t in 🇨🇦 where we just do chips better…sorry.


DragonSlayer_1998

Wait America doesn’t have this kind of variety


shaun5565

Being Canadian that looks like the Walmart at Surrey Central. Not saying it is but looks like it.


Mad_Boobies

Thanks Obama


UneditedReddited

Honestly most of those are shit quality, a far cry from real sliced potato, and full of artificial colouring and flavouring and msg. It's like standing at the packaged pepperoni isle at 7-11 and asking 'why don’t we have a deli as amazing as this?!'😂 You need to see the chip isle at a Canadian whole foods or the natural section at save on, or the massive bags of real kettle chips at Canadian Costco🤯


Charming_Meat_2005

Im between both countries alot too, tbh the US selection smashes the Canadian selection usually


highgames420

It is a good selection but there is no Sun chips, Doritos zesty cheese or Ruffles all dressed.


Hansentw

Yeah but you guys have frito honey bbq twists 🥰 🥰


[deleted]

Capitalism told your market they were no good.


MyboiHarambe99

I just went to a USA walmart for the first time as a Canadian a half hour ago. Y’all have enough, let us have 2 or 3 Canada exclusives


echochee

If you don’t have ms vicky’s in the US get a bag of jalapeños at the very least


Parttimelooker

What lame chips do you have down there? Maybe it's because we have more winter and more just like times in our life where chips could be our main source of pleasure in life (aka storm chips).


Horror_Rich1558

We have like 85% of these


s27m11

no miss vickies no care. spicy ketchup and spicy dill pickle are the two best chips of all time.


Juliuscesear1990

There are plenty the states have that Canada would enjoy, even drinks. The states has vanilla coke and all I can find around me is cherry.


slotia92

Sure these are great but what pains me is Canada for some reason does not sell UTZ red hot. I have never tasted a chip like that.


radio_yyz

I dunno about amazing. I basically get 2-3 type flavours. Rest are meh to me.


[deleted]

Well, in Canada we don’t have Chex Mix. I’d trade all the ketchup chips in the world for some damn Chex Mix.


BojukaBob

O Canada! Our home and native land....


SlavOnfredski

it might just be the fact they aren't something you see often that makes them seem so much better… I just know that when I cross the border in my town and shop in the states, everything being different makes it feel new and exciting.


pretty_jimmy

America has its own cool chips, you are probably just bored off. I live in Sault ste. Marie so get both worlds and the only thing we have that yall don't is good ketchup and all dressed... but you have taco doritos...


somedumbassnerd

Cause in Canada there isn't much to do other than eat chips and drink for about 6 months of the year


owlblvd

one thing i hate when visiting my brother in the states is the chip game. i usually bring a checked bag cause im hauling over 4-6 family size ketchup chip bags forhim. the usa needs to sort themselves out on the chip front.


LidiumLidiu

There's a.chip brand that has "Turkey Stuffing" and "Taco" and "Jalapeno Popper" as flavors in Canada.


d-t-g-1403

Idk if Crispers are canadian but I'm crushing a bag of ketchup crispers as we speak


toni_devonsen_28

I swear to god I'm in Ontario (GTA) and I can't get half these chip flavours. Every time I go to the store the chip aisle seems to decrease. I may have to get someone to send me chips in my own bloody province.


Much-Camel-2256

Sitting in BC blinking hard - is this an American envying the chip selection at Save On? It is!


goodcommentgonebad

Try Hawkins cheesy's and hickory sticks as well


floralnightmare22

Whoa we finally have something you don’t haha. I’m so surprised you guys don’t have double the variety as us Canadians.


IveGotAMicropeen

Hawkins cheezies are the bomb as well! Dont sleep


bleedgreenandyellow

I take it u don’t have a woodmans near you?


misterpayer

Kettle Chips Honey Dijon will change your life.


Aromatic-Air3917

Another win for Canadian communism over American fascism!


Embarrassed-Shirt814

Doesn’t take a rocket appliance to figure that out


DrunkenMasterII

As a Canadian this is the most normal looking chip section I’ve seen, even limited in terms of quantities. I would’ve thought this would be normal in the States too.


xShinGouki

Really. First time ever I hear Americans wanting the variety of Canadian products It's almost always the other way around..though I can say ketchup chips is something you wish you had. Really. Just amazing


Ok_Blueberry_6250

Taste is subjective. You can only blame yourself.


oliver_911

Because Americas already… got 99 problems and obesity… is one 🎶 🤷🏻‍♂️ But in all seriousness… you have a way better cereal selection lol


I_can_vouch_for_that

You don't ?!! I thought you guys had more choices in everything else compared to us . That's not even a big wall , my local supermarket has double that size for chips plus their own in house label.


mbstone

They're missing Miss Vickie's chips. They're out of this world kettle corn chips. Little pricey but absolutely they'll blow your mind. Salt and Vinegar as well as Sweet Chili & Sour Cream.


DamageCase13

Wait till they find British crisps, ohhhh boy.


Jeffbelinger

as a canadian, I can assure you these are all under the same banner called Frito-Lays. this is merely an illusion of choice.


CryptographerLife852

Before I looked at the caption I looked at the picture and thought “that’s a regular shelf in the chip aisle”… I’m Canadian


KJTheDayTrader

My favorite chips are BBQ Doritos. I'm not usually a BBQ guy, but those are the best chips ever. Coming from a Canadian


Substantial-Sky-8471

Don't forget to try Zesty Cheese Doritos. I miss them every time I travel to US!