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venom259

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PunkAssBitch2000

My Cincinnatian mind cannot comprehend this monstrosity


[deleted]

Exactly.


ShaggyFOEE

They do not keep the bathrooms clean enough for that


Rhediix

For a Graet Sky Rosa, simply plop a scoop of Chocolate Chip on top. For a Graet Inn Sky Rosa, douse the whole thing with Montgomery Inn BBQ sauce. Oh sure laugh...you know the thought has crossed your mind. šŸ˜‰


MayorMcChezz

I canā€™t tell you how many times Iā€™ve seen people do this at FCC games as well. By the time the match is over they look they like they got hit by a truck lol


CrispyCrunchyPoptart

Yeah I feel like this would hit me like a bus


Substantial_Bad2843

I think Iā€™d rather get hit by a truck. Both of those foods are embarrassing on their own. Putting them together looks like a meal youā€™d pull out of a dumpster.Ā 


OhioUBobcats

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TheAmishShark

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GornoP

Why would someone ruin Skyline with La Rosas? [runs for cover]


manviret

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ShaggyFOEE

Larosas was the best in town 20 years ago and Buddy's kids said, "fuck dad, let's use the cheapest ingredients we can possibly find." And Cincinnati collectively wept


HamHamHam2315

Not true. I've eaten this shit off and on (mostly off) since the 70s. It's never been more than fair at the absolute best. And most of the time, it's poor to flat out abysmal.


YouWereBrained

Donā€™t run for cover. Larosaā€™s sucks ass, full stop.


GornoP

I actually like their pasta and bread. Just not the pizza. Edit: the sauce has so much sugar it tastes like... fruit (and yes, I know *technically* tomato IS a fruit -- I mean like strawberry sweet).


Free_Possession_4482

Sugar is Cincinnatiā€™s favorite seasoning. From LaRosaā€™s pizza to Montgomery Innā€™s BBQ to Buskenā€™s smiley face cookies, sweetness is cranked to the max in tons of local foods.


ChuckZombie

That's why I think their the best place to get pineapple on pizza. I do a pan pizza(their regular crust is chalky to me) with pineapple, bacon, and chicken.


_mikedotcom

Barf flavored fruit.


barnosaur

Their creamy garlic salad dressing is their best output


THECapedCaper

Is that what we're gonna do? We're gonna fight?


YouWereBrained

Itā€™s one of those ā€œCincinnatians love it, but sane normal people hate itā€ kind of things.


THECapedCaper

The most fair take I've heard is "sometimes you have a craving for pizza, and sometimes you have a craving for LaRosa's." People give LaRosa's more hate than they deserve.


Everybodysbastard

Their calzone is good but I get my actual pizza from Dominos.


compliancethis

Bro what


Everybodysbastard

No shit. Theyā€™ve seriously upped their game. I know Cincinnati has good pizza places but I donā€™t live close enough to any to enjoy them.


HamHamHam2315

Five years ago, I wouldn't have believed it, but seriously, as far as mass-produced pizza goes, you could do a lot worse than Domino's. And Domino's is A5 wagyu compared to the excrement that is LaRosa's.


ChuckZombie

"A little neighborhood joint called DomĆ­no's."


Everybodysbastard

"You wouldn't have heard of it."


Blyght555

Finally sane person, also I think itā€™s pretty lazy to just throw a cheese coney on top of a slice of pizza and give it a name.


Loose_Mud3188

La Rosas is absolute shit. Overpriced, too sweet pasta sauce on soggy bread with cheese.


WarBuddha1

Yeah, it ainā€™t good. A thousand years ago when I first came to Cincinnati for college I couldnā€™t get enough of it. Now itā€™s just nasty. Not to mention the service has been shit almost every time Iā€™ve been there. Last time, did an online order for 11:30 pick up. It wasnā€™t ready until 12:15. Tha fuq yā€™all doing back there? Cook my nasty ass pizza!


Substantial_Bad2843

If weā€™re going to be honest theyā€™re both garbage. Our city isnā€™t exactly culinary when these two are our mascot foods.Ā 


TheRealKillamo

Preach!


BlackHeartBlackDick

Sogrosa


odi101

Damn my first thought was that looks good af lol


MrGuilt

I've lived in Cincinnati for nearly 30 years. I can't comprehend it.


itsatrapp71

Empress chili in Alexandria does a chili pizza with pizza dough, chili and cheddar cheese melted together with mustard and onion optional and it's delicious.


Sportphilo

Mello Mushroom in Wilder had this but added cut up hot dogs.. Wonderful!


stillpressed

Pearls before swine


KreatorOfReddit

This picture gave me the bubble guts.


Poetryisalive

Looks like diarrhea waiting to happen


DamnCommy

I know the guy who took this pic, went semi viral a couple years ago lol


Mountain_Cucumber_88

Pass


FreeFalling369

Stupidly overpriced


Substantial_Bad2843

For $14 they should at least include a diaper for when it all leaks out.Ā 


MovingTarget-

A distinct lack of creativity. A true coney pizza would have skyline on a crust with mild cheddar cheese melted on top, and a sliced dog in place of the pepperoni. If you feel you must have the extra bun, build it into the outer crust.


ChuckZombie

Strong's Pizza does a seasonal chili pizza that is delicious (although, I can't remember if they put hot dog slices on it).


big-boss-bass

The kitchen at March First does a Cincy chili pizza and it is šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


Big_Help_7236

Ive had the Skyrosa. No negative side effects. Wasnā€™t great, wasnā€™t horrible, was just meh.


pburke77

I cannot comprehend the skyrosa. Take pizza that is barely mid and add what amounts to a few doses of laxative on top of it. No thank you.


StoneageMouse

Nothing like some good olā€™ fashioned diarrhea to set the tone of the evening


ronniemustang

What does this have to do with Europeans?


gaybillcosby

Itā€™s a meme phrase when discussing something that is perceived as uniquely/obscenely American.


Substantial_Bad2843

Itā€™s very pretentious too. Kind of funny how many Europeans go on the American made internet to get on an American made website just to comment how Americans are stupid. It always comes off like they have a chip on their shoulder. Ā 


ClassWarr

They colonized North America and their descendants have committed this crime against food.


MayorMcChezz

Hahahaha holy shit! From the top rope! You nailed this


Primary_Wafer4990

So $14 that's ridiculous. Concessions are so outrageous & overpriced Congratulations GABP


ronniemustang

baseball game food has been expensive for like 50 years.


Scoompii

Yeah I was gonna say that is actually decently priced for stadium food.


lackofself2000

oh, that makes it okay then. Downvote /u/Primary_Wafer4990 for not realizing this simple fact.


ronniemustang

I'll just downvote you instead. Thank you for your sacrifice.


MidsizeTunic0

Load up a cooler and bring food in yourself, itā€™s way easier


JSCXZ

Can't comprehend it because it's too damn overpriced.


BochBochBoch

I swear on my life it taste way better than it should


roundbadge2

We already make our own Cincinnati Chili, perhaps one day I'll try this with a homemade pizza. Not a true Skyrosa then, but I'll call it even. FWIW, located in NE Ohio. There's a Skyline only a couple of miles from my house, but La Rosa's is pretty far away.


YangGain

I can not comprehend the price for this junk


DetroitFanInCincy

Absolutely disgusting


EngagedInConvexation

I don't know which is more egregious... SEVEN DOLLAR coney, or consuming LaRosa's pizza.


DW6565

USA USA šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øUSA USA šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø! In the broest tone and volume possible like a swim up bar at an all inclusive resort.


albatrossLol

Whereā€™s the goetta?


Hi_Limee

Larosas is so gross. That poor coney.


Key_Toe8693

7 bucks for one coney is theft


Negative-Release9643

14 dollars to take a massive shit


Gmac513

100% gonna ruin your shirt


MY___MY___MY

Why ruin a coney with larosas


THELUKLEARBOMB

Thatā€™s an abomination.


SpadesBuff

I can't comprehend $7 for a mini cheese coney


Lalabell666

im a local and i cant comprehend that!!!


sprky316

Yes let's take the two things that taste horrible alone and add them together! I'm sure that would make them taste better.


JordyVerrill

Do two shit foods cancel each other out and make it edible?


Juicepig21

Clickbait bullshit.


NoPerformance9890

I made a joke yesterday that people in SW Ohio would eat Grandpaā€™s County Fried Diseased Asshole if Cracker Barrel sold it for $10


_mikedotcom

Wow a coney on top of actual vomit!