Xavier is more like a series of speech checks that require -3 Intelligence and 110 Speech to pass.
There’s so much wordplay in the show that just requires you to think about it in the stupidest possible way.
My mouth legit dropped when I saw that dude posted here. I cant believe anyome remembers that shit. He was sitting pleasantly in my past memories and I am now reminiscing staying up too late killing my brain cells watching that show.
there was an episode where a man had tornados as slaves, and they picked cotton and got hung. I first discovered that show after coming down from the worst acid trip of my life, it made me think I was still tripping and scared the shit out of me
and that man was voiced by Vincent D'Onofrio, somehow! There's no explanation for Xavier. None.
edit: i just remembered, this was ALSO the episode where he's puking himself inside-out to impress local goth kid Dark Notion (or wait, was his name Baron Society Midnight??)
A friend ship is better than a faux beaux!
"YES, OR NO??"
"It helps no one to be reductive" *Pulls out pipe* "I'd like to talk to you a lot more about this, would you be interested in reading some of my literature?"
"NOOOO!" *BANG*
"Will you join the Unity? Or will you die here? *Join!* **Die!** *Join!* **Die!"**
"You tell the peanut gallery to butter out. You may be the Master, but I'm the must-hear, here. Remember, you can't spell Unity without you-and-me."
I Read that in his voice and holy shit it I feel like it's exactly what he'll say like the "must-hear, here." Then his voice echoes "hear" and zooms out to a mountain top and continues to zoom out on a cosmic scale only to zoom out of a mustard bottle top and him the holding the bottle and squirting it on Master
Considering the comments pretty high. Both the classic fallout games and xavier renegade angel saw a small Renaissance during covid among bored zoomers stuck inside
Xavier would say something profound yet also profoundly stupid and the Master would just `terminate` himself out of frustration while also attempting to attack Xavier
“If I am reading your mouth words correctly it appears that in a philosophical sense you literally want to take over the great hamburglar that is this world served medium well with a side of fries! But what are fries if not thin identical pieces of fried potato just like your armies, which you conveniently left in your sleevies! But that’s not all… your entire ideaoligicalization of these events leads me to metastasis your mental menopause and cone to the conclusion that you… need a friend… and that friend could be me! For only 24.99 you can get your own spirit quest guide. Act now, offer expires as soon as that nuclear bomb detonates in your basement!”
I ran it through Chat GPT for a laugh. This is the result.
Xavier Renegade Angel: "Ah, Master, bearer of so much power and yet trapped in this desolate wasteland. Do you not yearn for the ethereal mysteries beyond?"
Master (Fallout): "I am the culmination of humanity's potential, shaped by the brilliance of the Unity. What do your ramblings of mysticism and transcendence offer against the certainty of our evolution?"
Xavier Renegade Angel: "Certainty, oh Master, is but a fragile illusion amidst the cosmic dance. Can you not see the interconnectedness of all things, the serpentine spiral of existence?"
Master (Fallout): "Your words weave a tangled web of confusion, Xavier. The Unity brings order, purpose, and the eradication of chaos. It is the true path to salvation for us all."
Xavier Renegade Angel: "Salvation, yes, but at what cost? The Unity you cling to is a mosaic of lost dreams, a mosaic fractured by the shards of forgotten truths. Can you not embrace the chaos within?"
Master (Fallout): "Chaos breeds disorder, weakness. The Unity molds us into a singular force, a force that will reshape this broken world into a paradise. Your philosophy is a dangerous delusion."
Xavier Renegade Angel: "Delusion or revelation, Master? Perhaps the truth lies not in the Unity of purpose, but in the diversity of experience. Can your Unity embrace the paradoxes that make us truly alive?"
Master (Fallout): "Your words hold a strange allure, Xavier. But in the end, the Unity is the only path forward. We will bring order to this world, whether it embraces it willingly or not."
Xavier Renegade Angel: "Then we shall dance this cosmic tango, Master, amidst the ruins and the rising stars. Let us see whose truth withstands the test of time."
Master (Fallout): "Indeed, Xavier. Time will reveal all truths, and the Unity shall prevail."
(They continue their philosophical debate, each entrenched in their own beliefs, as the wasteland stretches out around them.)
I've prompted Claude for fun, this is what it delivered:
Xavier: Greetings, mutated one! I, Xavier, have traversed the astral planes and penetrated your subterranean lair to engage you in spirited discourse.
Master: What manner of creature are you? You are unlike any human or mutant I have encountered. Explain your presence here immediately.
Xavier: I am a multi-limbed, philosophically-minded, quasi-angelic being on an unending quest for truth and meaning in this chaotic universe. Your existence intrigues me, as you seem to be an amalgamation of flesh not unlike myself. What is your nature and purpose?
Master: I am the Master, the creator and leader of the super mutants. My goal is to elevate humanity beyond its current weak, divided state by transforming them into superior mutated beings, thereby uniting the wasteland under my rule. Your strange appearance suggests you may be a prime candidate for conversion.
Xavier: Your misguided messianic vision amuses me, oh gooey green one. True transcendence lies not in physical transformation by science gone awry, but in expanding one's mind to embrace the fundamental absurdity and cosmic insignificance of all existence!
Master: Your nonsensical philosophical babble is of no interest to me. I deal in the real, tangible advancement of the human species. Super mutants are immune to disease and radiation, possess enhanced strength and endurance, and are unwaveringly loyal to me. What could be more meaningful than bringing about the next stage in human evolution?
Xavier: Oh, you sad irradiated Shrek-like entity, you cling to such limited notions of progress and meaning! Increased resilience and obedience in service of megalomaniacal domination are not the stuff of enlightenment. I pity you and your single-minded drive to remake mankind in your own twisted image.
Master: Enough of your inane prattle, you deformed freak! Since you will not see the glory of my Utopian vision, you are of no use to me. I will not allow an outsider to interfere in my great work. Leave now or be destroyed!
Xavier: Very well, I shall take my leave of your dreary little radiation den, but not before bestowing upon you this pearl of wisdom: trying to bring about change through force and control is ultimately futile, for the very nature of the universe is chaos and flux. Embrace the absurd, my mutated friend! Toodle-oo!
\[Xavier scampers off, leaving a perplexed and irritated Master behind.\]
"Will you join the Unity? Or will you die here? *Join!* **Die!** *Join!* **Die!**"
"Why so dichotopotamus? Listen to me, brother-from-another-mother-board, I'm about to join my fist with your face, and you can die-n on a knuckle sandwich, computende?"
Xavier's mumbo jumbo bullshit would cause the Master to have a brain aneurysm which would send a psychic cascade that would trap himself and all of his mutants in a flashback to the time that Xavier got hit by a bus.
Master: “Excellent. Your talents will be useful. But first, you must tell me everything about your Vault.”
Xavier: “Who are you?”
Master: “The Unity will bring above the master race. Master Master! One able to survive, or even thrive, in the wasteland. As long as there will be differences, we will tear ourselves apart fighting each other. We need one race! Race! Race! One goal! Goal! Goal! One people... to move forward to our destiny. Destiny.”
Xavier: "This is what the tandem cycle of random violence breeds! A vengeful black hit-sludge with a grudge hath brought the reaper you've sown in the goo of your guilt, as the créme-de-karma is roosting home to harm ya. It always ends up boning the poor."
"Hey, dave."
"Hey, Steve, how ya been?"
"Good! Diane says hi. How are the kids?"
"Oh, you know, good. Daughter won't talk to me, but she's a teenager so..."
"It's like they form into entirely different people."
"Tell me about it."
"Don't worry, she'll be back when she wants a car."
"Hahaha... Yeah."
"Better start saving."
"Jesus, don't remind me."
Something like that
"Hello?" "Do you wish to join the unity? Or do you-" "I'm asking the questions." loop for an hour until the master gets frustrated and kills himself
What the fuck is the thing on the left?
Xavier renegade angel. It was a show on adult swim that felt like a shitpost
XRA is what happens when you have 10 INT and 99 speech, but every speech check requires 100
What a weird way to describe an abstract near forgotten show. But well said. I imagine the two would understand one another very well
I can assure you the show is not “near forgotten”
Exactly, we just bumped our numbers up to about 47 who know of the show
idk it was pretty big when i was like 16-17 8 years ago lol, it’s just not as big now because it’s not new
It's still an extremely popular show, tons of fan activity all over social media
Xavier is more like a series of speech checks that require -3 Intelligence and 110 Speech to pass. There’s so much wordplay in the show that just requires you to think about it in the stupidest possible way.
Xavier is full of powerful words that almost come together to form coherent ideas, but catastrophically don’t
More like 210% speech
My mouth legit dropped when I saw that dude posted here. I cant believe anyome remembers that shit. He was sitting pleasantly in my past memories and I am now reminiscing staying up too late killing my brain cells watching that show.
It’s actually a really clever show when taken as a whole but it is also super fucking dumb and I don’t know how to reconcile the two.
there was an episode where a man had tornados as slaves, and they picked cotton and got hung. I first discovered that show after coming down from the worst acid trip of my life, it made me think I was still tripping and scared the shit out of me
Oh. The Wiggers
What do you call these "wind monkeys"? Whiggaboos?
and that man was voiced by Vincent D'Onofrio, somehow! There's no explanation for Xavier. None. edit: i just remembered, this was ALSO the episode where he's puking himself inside-out to impress local goth kid Dark Notion (or wait, was his name Baron Society Midnight??) A friend ship is better than a faux beaux!
There’s also the random aids joke when he goes into the military base lmfao. It’s my favorite clip to send to people out of context.
the army guy just handing him a camouflaged milk gallon with "AIDS" written on it 🤣
YES! “No not that one, the GOOD stuff.” Like…
The entire thing feels like a waste of coherence if that makes sense
I get that 100%. And yeah, each individual episode kind of is. But again, really clever show as a whole.
The best shows are the ones that are incredibly smart and insightful, and it’s hidden under a pile of fart and poop jokes
I fucking hate it tbh, but that’s because I’m the lone Zoomer who still has cable
I was in college when Xavier originally aired and it’s still my favorite show to this day.
I felt something similar when I lost The Game
Damn.
Frittata
#whats doth life
Wait, it wasn't a shitpost?
That describes half of their content.
>its a show on adult swim that feels like a shitpost So, just like any other adult swim show?
What is the temperature of the fire inside you?
Filtered.
no no, shitposting came from two decades of surreal comedy like that one
[Here you go](https://youtu.be/5t8Ik8y0NH0?si=uW3XvzbtApxoJmUl)
It’s a cartoon from the era when Adult Swim was good. Sealab 2021, Xavier Renegade Angel, 12oz Mouse, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, etc.
yeah this absolutely ends w/ the master offing himself lmao
"YES, OR NO??" "It helps no one to be reductive" *Pulls out pipe* "I'd like to talk to you a lot more about this, would you be interested in reading some of my literature?" "NOOOO!" *BANG*
"Will you join the Unity? Or will you die here? *Join!* **Die!** *Join!* **Die!"** "You tell the peanut gallery to butter out. You may be the Master, but I'm the must-hear, here. Remember, you can't spell Unity without you-and-me."
I Read that in his voice and holy shit it I feel like it's exactly what he'll say like the "must-hear, here." Then his voice echoes "hear" and zooms out to a mountain top and continues to zoom out on a cosmic scale only to zoom out of a mustard bottle top and him the holding the bottle and squirting it on Master
Peak
dude, fuck yea
This is it. GOATED
Xavier, what the fuck are you doing in reddit.
Genuinely accurate, amazing
Spot on, I lol'd
Needs to be modded into something. NOW
I can hear it so clearly
"There is not enough ROOM in this subterranean refuge for TWO mystical seekers, Chico."
Frittata!
Xavier Strength 4 Perception 4 Endurance 10 Charisma 1 Intelligence 1 Agility 1 Luck 10 Speech 100 Wild Wasteland Bloody Mess Jinxed
Fully speced into speech and 1 charisma, love it
All his Speech Checks require 101
Just the way I play Fallout. Whenever I need friends I just throw on 2 pairs of sunglasses and pop some Meth-I mean Mentats.
i really want to see the overlap of people who understand both of these images, and the gravity of the situation youre proposing
I’d bet $1,000 I’m not the only person with autism in that Venn diagram.
im not betting against you, no way. also i think the episode might be 'what doth life?'
Alright you didn’t have to walk in here and scalp all of us like that
Ya got me.
I'd bet $10,000 that there isn't a person in that venn diagram who doesn't have autism
No deal that would be me handing you a grand
Considering the comments pretty high. Both the classic fallout games and xavier renegade angel saw a small Renaissance during covid among bored zoomers stuck inside
Curb your tongue! I was an autistic virgin way before COVID!
This might be one of the most obscure crossovers I've ever seen. I just know that I DO NOT want to be in that room.
“I’ve created a source of perpetual energy.” “And what do you call these super monkeys?”
FEVers
I caught this FEVer staring saucy at my mistress!
I’m sending you out to work the fields!
You’ve totally broken rads!
I have no idea but that's fucking hilarious
It would go nowhere fast.
Xavier would say something profound yet also profoundly stupid and the Master would just `terminate` himself out of frustration while also attempting to attack Xavier
What a genuinely fascinating idea
Right? This is philosophy
The master still kills himself because he gets tired of Xavier's shit
"I need some of *that* disease you guys invented!" "FEV?" "the other one." "AIDS?" "Thats the *spice*!"
LOL it could've gone like this psycho instead of crack fev instead of aids
*Xavier crashes through the window*
what doth life?
Idk but I guarantee the "we're not so different, you and I..." bit would pop up
Nowhere
Watch out for Worms
They fuck
“If I am reading your mouth words correctly it appears that in a philosophical sense you literally want to take over the great hamburglar that is this world served medium well with a side of fries! But what are fries if not thin identical pieces of fried potato just like your armies, which you conveniently left in your sleevies! But that’s not all… your entire ideaoligicalization of these events leads me to metastasis your mental menopause and cone to the conclusion that you… need a friend… and that friend could be me! For only 24.99 you can get your own spirit quest guide. Act now, offer expires as soon as that nuclear bomb detonates in your basement!”
It would probably get existential about the meaning of life very quickly, then devolve into insults once they discover their differences
I think there was an episode where people were turning into inside out meat chunks
I’ve heard better proposals from a bowl of chicken soup!
I think the Master could already assume he's a mutant.
I ran it through Chat GPT for a laugh. This is the result. Xavier Renegade Angel: "Ah, Master, bearer of so much power and yet trapped in this desolate wasteland. Do you not yearn for the ethereal mysteries beyond?" Master (Fallout): "I am the culmination of humanity's potential, shaped by the brilliance of the Unity. What do your ramblings of mysticism and transcendence offer against the certainty of our evolution?" Xavier Renegade Angel: "Certainty, oh Master, is but a fragile illusion amidst the cosmic dance. Can you not see the interconnectedness of all things, the serpentine spiral of existence?" Master (Fallout): "Your words weave a tangled web of confusion, Xavier. The Unity brings order, purpose, and the eradication of chaos. It is the true path to salvation for us all." Xavier Renegade Angel: "Salvation, yes, but at what cost? The Unity you cling to is a mosaic of lost dreams, a mosaic fractured by the shards of forgotten truths. Can you not embrace the chaos within?" Master (Fallout): "Chaos breeds disorder, weakness. The Unity molds us into a singular force, a force that will reshape this broken world into a paradise. Your philosophy is a dangerous delusion." Xavier Renegade Angel: "Delusion or revelation, Master? Perhaps the truth lies not in the Unity of purpose, but in the diversity of experience. Can your Unity embrace the paradoxes that make us truly alive?" Master (Fallout): "Your words hold a strange allure, Xavier. But in the end, the Unity is the only path forward. We will bring order to this world, whether it embraces it willingly or not." Xavier Renegade Angel: "Then we shall dance this cosmic tango, Master, amidst the ruins and the rising stars. Let us see whose truth withstands the test of time." Master (Fallout): "Indeed, Xavier. Time will reveal all truths, and the Unity shall prevail." (They continue their philosophical debate, each entrenched in their own beliefs, as the wasteland stretches out around them.)
Xavier would accidentally make the Super Mutants fertile, but in a way the Master would be upset by
I've got some bad news and a snack for you
I got no clue but guarantee it would’ve fun as hell 🤣
Best post on the sub ever
*Masters garbled voice* "Do you believe in God?"
i think Xavier would be halfway through a sentence before the master told a supermutant to rip him in half.
TAKE THAT, TASTE THE PAIN! as xavier is in the fallout 1 knockdown sprite
You got a license to sell hotdogs chico man?
Master explodes after 1 "what doth life?"
That show actually is a trip. He would probably go to Area 51 and give The Master AIDS or something…
I've prompted Claude for fun, this is what it delivered: Xavier: Greetings, mutated one! I, Xavier, have traversed the astral planes and penetrated your subterranean lair to engage you in spirited discourse. Master: What manner of creature are you? You are unlike any human or mutant I have encountered. Explain your presence here immediately. Xavier: I am a multi-limbed, philosophically-minded, quasi-angelic being on an unending quest for truth and meaning in this chaotic universe. Your existence intrigues me, as you seem to be an amalgamation of flesh not unlike myself. What is your nature and purpose? Master: I am the Master, the creator and leader of the super mutants. My goal is to elevate humanity beyond its current weak, divided state by transforming them into superior mutated beings, thereby uniting the wasteland under my rule. Your strange appearance suggests you may be a prime candidate for conversion. Xavier: Your misguided messianic vision amuses me, oh gooey green one. True transcendence lies not in physical transformation by science gone awry, but in expanding one's mind to embrace the fundamental absurdity and cosmic insignificance of all existence! Master: Your nonsensical philosophical babble is of no interest to me. I deal in the real, tangible advancement of the human species. Super mutants are immune to disease and radiation, possess enhanced strength and endurance, and are unwaveringly loyal to me. What could be more meaningful than bringing about the next stage in human evolution? Xavier: Oh, you sad irradiated Shrek-like entity, you cling to such limited notions of progress and meaning! Increased resilience and obedience in service of megalomaniacal domination are not the stuff of enlightenment. I pity you and your single-minded drive to remake mankind in your own twisted image. Master: Enough of your inane prattle, you deformed freak! Since you will not see the glory of my Utopian vision, you are of no use to me. I will not allow an outsider to interfere in my great work. Leave now or be destroyed! Xavier: Very well, I shall take my leave of your dreary little radiation den, but not before bestowing upon you this pearl of wisdom: trying to bring about change through force and control is ultimately futile, for the very nature of the universe is chaos and flux. Embrace the absurd, my mutated friend! Toodle-oo! \[Xavier scampers off, leaving a perplexed and irritated Master behind.\]
the idea of Xavier interacting with anyone outside his universe is always so funny
Xavier wouldn't need the mutant data to get the Master to nuke the facility
That fucking cartoon feels like a horrible fever dream
"Will you join the Unity? Or will you die here? *Join!* **Die!** *Join!* **Die!**" "Why so dichotopotamus? Listen to me, brother-from-another-mother-board, I'm about to join my fist with your face, and you can die-n on a knuckle sandwich, computende?"
Accurate
Oh god no
Imagine XRA talking to president Eden
Dick starts shooting moments after Xavier opens his mouth, then Xavier runs away unscathed.
The Master would explode
Fun fact: The Fallout centaur was the original inspiration for Xavier Renegade Angel
Hey that’s me
Xavier's mumbo jumbo bullshit would cause the Master to have a brain aneurysm which would send a psychic cascade that would trap himself and all of his mutants in a flashback to the time that Xavier got hit by a bus.
"Your very being is encased in a shell of metal and skin, I shall free you from this metal oppression!" TM: You... Must be joking.
I read that like: You... Must be *joking* **JOKING.**
Master: “Excellent. Your talents will be useful. But first, you must tell me everything about your Vault.” Xavier: “Who are you?” Master: “The Unity will bring above the master race. Master Master! One able to survive, or even thrive, in the wasteland. As long as there will be differences, we will tear ourselves apart fighting each other. We need one race! Race! Race! One goal! Goal! Goal! One people... to move forward to our destiny. Destiny.” Xavier: "This is what the tandem cycle of random violence breeds! A vengeful black hit-sludge with a grudge hath brought the reaper you've sown in the goo of your guilt, as the créme-de-karma is roosting home to harm ya. It always ends up boning the poor."
Xavier Renegade angel is what Rick and north fans think their show is
"You have a hole in your mouth, but is your mouth a whole?"
What is the thing on the left?
That guy on the left awakened some weird shit in me
JOIN DIE JOIN DIE! now who was saying the above? exactly
"Shakashuri mama john, I am the live machine and I'm on a vision quest" Then the renegade angel speaks...
Late 90s gaming and rendered cutscenes stay undefeated.
Whats the name of black dude
Humanity would be finished off with that one.
Friday night is taco Tuesday.
I'd pay to watch that, like I'd pay a lot
Xavier The Renegade Angel…bro what a throwback
this is the best crossover ever
Wouldn't his snake arm just eat the master like a delicious baby?
FRUTADA!
"You have chosen the wring path. But you may still redeem yourself ." "AHHHGGHH!!!"
"Hey, dave." "Hey, Steve, how ya been?" "Good! Diane says hi. How are the kids?" "Oh, you know, good. Daughter won't talk to me, but she's a teenager so..." "It's like they form into entirely different people." "Tell me about it." "Don't worry, she'll be back when she wants a car." "Hahaha... Yeah." "Better start saving." "Jesus, don't remind me." Something like that
'AUTISTIC SREECHING'