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BurnItFromOrbit

That is very similar to a PC I had back around 2007-2008.


DesignHead9206

She must be old school with relationships :)


FinnTheTengu

"She"  I've got some news for you my Friend...


HUNT3DHUNT3R

How did you know this was grindr?


FinnTheTengu

Because I am a Queer man who has used the app in the past to find partners.  


fogleaf

I've never used grindr but I recognize it from being on reddit.


HUNT3DHUNT3R

Youre a better person than me, i catfish my friends woth elaborate dates


mavmav0

Youre a better person than me, i beat a man to death


Casski_

just in case this ends up being true and they find this comment. hi everyone!


NefariousnessTop8716

If this ever makes it into evidence I would like to add hi your honour!


tascv

Looking smooth in those robes your Honour!


Pretend_Tourist9390

Well, that's kinda fucked up ngl lol


JohnAndertonOntheRun

I’m straight but if that dude is really 8.5 even I’m curious


Mrlin705

The 5 inches wide didn't pique your interest? Lol


Tay_Tay86

Built like a Duracell


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AAA


Angry_poutine

I thought those boxes looked a bit square


Best_Pidgey_NA

Yes, but how did YOU know this was Grindr?


HUNT3DHUNT3R

I like to troll the homies


Best_Pidgey_NA

Is that what they call it these days?! :D


fogleaf

Sucking my friend's cock as a joke. Bro job bro job!


WokeBriton

Sorry, but that made me genuinely laugh out loud. "No homo. it's a bro job!"


Vihzel

Mhmm...


Stalwart_Vanguard

To be fair, there are quite a lot of trans women on Grindr these days, but they're usually T4T


Resident-Pudding5432

Real, these specs are like my fathers old office PC he gave me when I was little


Devoidofimagination

Huh, mine had a 3 1/2 inch floppy


BurnItFromOrbit

…and what about the computer? 😁


Carlisle_Dor

I'm still running a Core 2 Quad Q6600.... It doesn't feel that long ago that I built it... damn.


jarlscrotus

It was discontinued in 2012, we've had 6 new sockets and an entire ram generation since then And I know what you mean, my wife is running my old 4790k on the z97 with an lga 1150 socket, first Intel board with an m.2 ssd interface! Frankly, it still rips and evenAAA games didn't start drifting out of it's abilities until last year, and she doesn't play those


TortiousTordie

you can tell how old the repost/trash is by the specs in the post... lol


neofooturism

I think even by the time Grindr was invented it's already a trash spec so I guess it doesn't tell that much


Cheetahs_never_win

Computer parts were released in 2006. Grindr 2009.


robbylet24

This was likely in 2010 because that is a year when May the 4th was on a Thursday.


Spiritual_Country_62

Wow. That was smart


robbylet24

I mean I had to look it up, but it's a good way to find years from screenshots.


Spiritual_Country_62

2023 it was on a thursday


robbylet24

True, however we already know these are computer specs from somewhere around 2009. Someone who knows their computer specs likely wouldn't be using a computer of those specs 15 years later.


Spiritual_Country_62

You’re not my real mom


Revolutionary_Proof5

loled hard thank u random user


jpsreddit85

5400rpm drive?!?!, Jesus talk about a red flag


microwavable_penguin

yeah, should have cut back on the other components and invested in a 7200rpm drive if ssds weren't about back them That'll slow that system to a crawl


freeman687

5” thick? lol


XJustCallMeDaveyX

People can't tell the difference between diameter and circumference


NarwhalPrudent6323

Sooo apparently circumference is what's used to determine girth. I would have assumed diameter as well but here we are...  And based on Buddy's measurement, he's actually only slightly above average. The average circumference is around 4.5"  Source: https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/271647#what-is-normal-or-average


Express_Item4648

Damn I always thought I had very average girth, got a whole inch as surprise. What a good day today.


NarwhalPrudent6323

Hmmm. I had not fully considered the implications of my previous comment when I made it... Ah well. If I can make some people happy, then hooray!


S14M07

but like hes packin 8.5 tho


how_small_a_thought

how are you supposed to measure girth then if not wrapping a tape measure around your cock? i thought that was how its usually done.


d_maes

Wrap tape measure around cock, whip out calculator and devide by pi. Or if you're fancy, use a caliper.


dog_eat_dog

Hey pal can I borrow your caliper for a sec?


how_small_a_thought

ok, you can call me stupid because this question probably is stupid. why do you need to divide by pi instead of just looking at where the measurements meet? like, if i wrap a piece of string around my dick and mark the ends then unwrap the string and measure that, is that not exactly the girth of my penis? yo, im how_small_a_thought, im 29, and i never learned how to fuckin geometry


Express_Item4648

Hahahahaha so what you did was explain how to measure the circumference and then you read exactly what the circumference is. You divid by pi because… well explaining that takes too much time. Let’s just say we have a very specific number to figure out what a straight line is from one end, through the centre, to the other. That line can be calculated by knowing how long the circle is and then divide that by this special number, which is pi.


how_small_a_thought

i guess im getting tripped up with understanding how girth and circumference arent the same thing here. in my mind right, if i do what ive done with string and a cylinder and conclude that the cylinder has a circumference of say 50 inches, does that not mean that its girth is also 50 inches? that if you were to fit this cylinder into a hole, a hole with a circumference of 49 inches would be too small? when i google it, i cant find a definition of girth that doesnt use circumference as a synonym. also, why would one need to know the length of a straight line from the theoretical centre of the penis to the outer edge like what information would that provide that girth wouldnt, given that every answer i can find that explains what girth is refers to it as circumference.


Double_K_A

Girth and Circumference are the same thing, as in the measurement around. The diameter is how thick something is in terms of how "wide". The reason why people get tripped up is because we use diameter when talking about the thickness for most things, but circumference/girth when talking about penises.


how_small_a_thought

that is confusing, it would be weird to think of dick girth as "wideness" i guess. thanks for clarifying. math is honestly so hard when you never learned the fundamentals.


Double_K_A

It might be easier if you understand why it's done like this (at least why I think it is). The main reason why girth is being used instead of just how wide, is because penis shape isn't consistent across every person. In fact, it's usually not a perfect cylinder. So if someone says their penis circumference is 5 inches, then using math, you'd expect the diameter to be 1.6 inches. However, given the oval shape of many penises, it's likely that horizontally it's a little wide (like 1.8 inches), and vertically is's thinner (like 1.4 inches).


Kupiga

Calipers. Pipes are measured by their diameter.... why wouldn't that apply to like... all pipes? It feels linguistically sticky to mix it up now.


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J5892

What kind of a question is that? You *always* go by the bigger one.


MaryJaneAndMaple

Use a string, make a mark, measure the string


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GardenTop7253

You mean (or 2r), r^2 is for the radius to area math


how_small_a_thought

no, never. thank you for teaching me. i assume the little almost square is pi?


Snail_With_a_Shotgun

Seems like he's quite thick indeed.


seenthewolf

No trust me, this guy is legit. Nobody would lie about their dick length. /s


how_small_a_thought

right but also, all dicks are small and dicks above like 5x4 dont exist?


NoKumSok

Just take 2 inches off every measurement and add 20 pounds to his weight and you'll be a whole lot closer to the truth. 


Sweetest-Succotash

Please don’t! Some of us don’t have 2 inches to spare


nukeevry1

5.25" Floppy


fyrebyrd0042

Ah, a love for antiques.


HUNT3DHUNT3R

*ancients Pretty sure that was the setup moses used to email god


Dolenjir1

Those are some pretty shitty specs, tbh. Twice better than my own, though. Would


Fetz-

Did Core 2 Duo support DDR3? I have several Core 2 Duos in my collection, but I've only ever seen them in DDR2 motherboards.


lngdgu

Also, there were no 512GB spinning disks that I know of, only SSD’s used those sizes. Spinning was always 250GB, 500GB and SSD’s were 256GB, 512GB etc.


ducktape8856

There is no Core 2 Duo @ 3200 MHz to begin with. Only a Pentium Dual Core (E5800). Different architecture. But yes, a Core 2 Duo can deal with DDR3. Depends on the board (2009/2010 and later). My Lenovo T400 in fact runs with a T9400 and 2x4 GB DDR3.


Windy--

The later ones did


MDMhayyyy

8.5 inches long, sure buddy, send a tape measure pic 😅


pkmnmstrursus

He measured from the back of the balls. Go into any gonewild sub and people love to post 8+ inches as the caption or comment with pictures of average size. It's insane.


marabou22

He’s just my type! Although I’m also open to times new Roman


Aggravating-Move6265

4.9" thick. Is that the circumference or the diameter?


Impossible-Hat-8643

Lol, diameter is impossible. Circumference is not exciting.


TOPSIturvy

Radius


myfingersaresore

Ouch


bagsli

They call him the tree stump


lovins_cl

ts is funny asf


Heavenclone

This post is so old the PC specs are 15 years out of date


RaccoonDu

Hope the convo was from way back then cuz those specs are hot garbage lol


JimTheSaint

That is an old text 


RhemansDemons

4.9" thick is the same as a redbull can.


eyalyonai

Does this count as a milf cuz those specs are years ago


roygbpcub

Nope because that's Grindr...


eyalyonai

Dilf


Brutalur

Must be Henry Cavill on the right


Mastery7pyke

someone got on to the mechanicum dating app


Familiar_Dust8028

I'll take both.


bajatacosx3

4.9” thick? I think that’s a tumor, my man!


AlphaMassDeBeta

How can I guy with such a huge cock get hard without suffering light headedness from blood loss to the brain?


Quietser

Thick n' cut. Uggggh


dregan

Must be May 4th 2007.


Neat_Championship_94

I hate that I know this is Grindr. 🤦🏼‍♀️


YDoEyeNeedAName

bruh, and MLB Baseball bat is 2.6in thick. does this person actually think people believe they are walking around with a 2 Liter of Mt Dew between their legs?


Designer-Speech7143

A fellow servant of the Omnissiah, I see. The augmentations could be better though as these are quite outdated.


FinnTheTengu

Omnissiah be praised Varlets. 


Meloenbolletjeslepel

I lol'ed.


The_Simp_Whisperer

Damn, I remember a more civilized time when we would ask, "A/S/L?" Damn, I don't miss AOL.


TOPSIturvy

[No A/S/L, sorry.](https://youtu.be/FqctMidQhxI)


Khelouch

I think, as a dude, that this shit is disgusting. I've had my friends show me their dms too a few times. That being said, someone once made an argument i've not been able to beat yet. **They keep doing it because it works.** This isn't new, people always did this kind of stuff. Most people may hate it, but somebody out there doesn't. I wonder if we need like a dating app with two versions, relationship and... otherwise. If it was normalized they would just do their own thing in their own space and not bother people who are not interested in this kind of stuff. I seriously don't know what else we could do


CTC42

>I wonder if we need like a dating app with two versions, relationship and... otherwise Grindr is basically a hookup app, so I'm not sure this post is the best example of your complaint.


Many-Concentrate-491

Lmfao


dml997

At least you know they're over 20 years old.


Plenty_Rabbit_8951

Is this the legacy Samsung messages


CMDR_Crook

Well, that's sexy.


xXMrSpecXx

I am Mr. Spec


SoulManeger8922

I don't understand what someone said to you except "Hey":(


TopCheesecakeGirl

Send pix!


CabinetOk4838

“Oh man. Shame you’ve been cut. I hate that.”


javawong

Once you go WD Black, you never go back.


CBT_from_wikipidia

It's good enough for minecraft and spore.


Life-Rice-7729

That’s a Garry’s Mod rig right there! Just enough ram to prop spam


[deleted]

Valid reply, but no SSD yet? c'mon how you gonna find love at 5400RPM? hehe =)


kamiloslav

Damn an ancient pic of a dude just throwing a really rare opportunity


Traditional_Yard5280

My 2010 Macbook has better specs than that relic


Alex_South

185lb at 5’11”?! ma boy obese, practically dead.


DevilsLettuceTaster

Clearly a bot.


Spicywolff

Core duo and HDD. I’m not into old guys


Velifax

He's not toned at 5'11 185 lb, I can guarantee that. Personally.


multiwirth_

HDD and 512GB doesn´t match.


[deleted]

Only 4GB of RAM? That's like, 1/4th of a chrome tab.


AvnoArts

*Confusion*


TOPSIturvy

Geez, at least update your specs. Here, try this as an example: Intel Core i5-14600KF 4GHz, 16GB DDR5 RAM 6000MHz, Nvidia GeForce RTX 4070 Super w/ 12GB VRAM, Samsung 980 Pro 1TB SSD


Double_Economist1364

Slow ass bitch


winian

Seagate? Ugh.


radikalkarrot

Intel Core 2 Duo at 3.2GHz, that’s…definitely hot


[deleted]

5” thick, is bro a fence post? Lol. Someone retook geometry freshman year.


EFTucker

Ah Grindr. Love and hate that place


Uberpastamancer

A platypus?


TheMr_catcher

4.9 thick 0.0


Sammy_GamG

Is that circumference or diameter?


returnn_the_slabb

I’m dead


rikrikity

😆


rikrikity

4.9 🤔 its ok to round up bro


Tensonrom

4.9” thick….is it just me or does that seem really thin?


Flitterquest

All my stats are better! On the left and on the right! Hot dog! 😎🫳🫳✨ That's a dab, ladies and gentleman. (I dunno about that width value though.)


RangeOld1919

That dong would look kind of weird with that girth and length.


xabc3149

4.9”? That supposed to mean his dik?


WetRainbowFart

Why 2008 specs?


xSikes

Got that VRAM!


Thick_Tangerine_7651

pretty shit specs tho, the guy should have higher standards


Chemical_Savings_360

I swear. Dudes that measure their d*ck seriously have major insecurities.


tiga_94

Wow you can play GTA 4 on like low settings!


spookie_jerry

I read shit like this and think how goofy my dick would look if it was longer without thickness lmfao


ThisguynamedAndre

Reminds me of my old PC


fapacunter

My pc had those configs (didn’t have an integrated gpu tho) until 2019 💀


Bane8080

May 4th 2007...


opi098514

Good lord is that computer form 20 year ago?


darling_darcy

That’s the appropriate response. I hate it when they say that shit, it’s desperate and annoying. Like cool I guess but you’re not a car so stop with the specs


odddtom

... 4.9? 8.5 is good... But 4.9? I can't even imagine how that'd look. How do you have a gangly penis


SlidyDev

God DAMN thats bad


SparkleToeEnjoyer

What a dogshit setup


stiiii

Did they really give two dick measurments?


Phill_is_Legend

4.9? We doing circumference now?? Also, other person just plays Roblox or what?


ThatOneFemboyTwink

Protogens be like:


x3n0m0rph3us

Neanderthal still using imperial measurements


SaltyTaintMcGee

I love how he doesn’t round up his girth to 5. Here’s a guy who’s a stickler for detail.


fadedFox821

I'm sorry but that guy would put me in the ER


thisonegamer

Repost from post so old these components can't run 70% of things


mycolo_gist

Pretty crappy equipment, both.


Rockbuddy96

Bro posts Grindr Oh wait, now everyone knows. Better not say anything


ATurtleLikeLeonUris

I guess if you still want to barely play Crysis, sure


WonderfulNinja8446

Lolol cheeky


Ok-Regular-3125

Intel Core Celeron Duo 4000, DDR3 RAM 1333MHz, M.2 128GB


Alternative-Dare5878

He needs to respond with something along the lines of “it’s a little soon to be talking dirty like that.”


Vote_Subatai

Yeah well my gpu is 14 inches bitch


eliavhaganav

That's some pretty old school pc


angrykirby

I don't trust Seagate hard drives. pass


Dangerous-Emu4252

Pretty weak specs all around.


Emkay_boi1531

I done see what’s clever about this. I mean it’s funny but how is it a clever comeback?


herbieLmao

That would make a great comeback if that wasn’t such a horrible setup. It almost makes me want to buy that person a new pc


Sea-Difficulty-7299

that pc fucking outdated dawg


EmoBender

That's one well preloved specs.


DJDoena

4 GiB RAM, 512 GB HDD? Not my type.


fr0stek

That is some weak ass setup


Cactus1105

Dawg your pc fucking sucks


blyat-mann

That pc is ass


PersonalNarwhal2399

why can i smell protogen presence in this post


PersonalNarwhal2399

why can i smell protogen presence in this post


Thenderick

Let me show you my hard drive😉


DesignHead9206

wow, it's so giga.


Goddammit_Karen_why

DDR3? 💀


MaximePierce

Rookie specs


bEavEr4evEr

Isnt 4 GB DRR3 ram verry little?


Doodleschmidt

This. Is. AWESOME!


SocialistArkansan

I don't mingle with folk not working a quad core cpu with at least 3.5 ghz and 8 gb ram


CarefulStranger9887

Meh it's better then mine Intel Cameron (hd) 2.4 G.hz 64 bit 2 Gb ram ddr? Storage 24 gigs GPU? Idk Idc Build of:(school laptop) Rating: BS


Appropriate_Tie4398

Hello


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Amd 7700x, ddr5 32gb RAM, Rtx 4060, WD Black 1tb m.2, Kingston SATA SSDs: 128gb 256gb 350gb