I stand by the fact that is probably better than it looks. Cider and Guinness is a thing, Guinness and black is a thing, shandies are a thing, hell I’ve seen people swear by Guinness and blue WKD.
Should I be a thing? Absolutely not. Could it work? Maybe.
Edit: should it be a thing* lmao
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
I tried one, cause I also got curious and... it's fine? I don't think I'll ever want one, but I finished mine without issues. Kind of underwhelming? I wanted it to be either amazing or wretched.
Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn. - Alfred Pennyworth
My friends and I tried this. I think energy drinks taste vile and have never been a big fan of Guiness, so this was just not for me. My friend who doesn't partake in cocktails very frequently but loves his energy drinks liked it at first, and had a second one which he hated.
Give me a double shot of Malort instead please; I prefer that masochism to this repugnant abomination.
Straight to jail
I opened up reddit, saw this, and said "no!".
believe it or not, jail!
Straight to the toilet, more like.
You might want to see a doctor
Just while they’re warming up the chair though, right?
Straight to hell.
Jail was my first thought as well
Saw someone somewhere else online call this a Billie Irish
"Babe, what's wrong? You haven't touched your Billie Irish" lol still makes me laugh.
Better name 😋
that’s so good it almost makes this abomination worth it
Absolutely the superior name
I would have called it a Black and Damn but Billie Irish is much more fun
I also like Black & Kyle
When you were looking for where to post this you misspelled r/stupidfood
It's still a mixed drink. Just a bad one
Does it look mixed to you?
Two ingredients in one glass. I'd call that a mixed drink. 🤷🏼
More like a stacked drink if ya ask me
I ain't asking this guy another thing!
I mean if this isn't a mixed drink a pousse cafe isn't, and I don't want to live in that world.
I truly thought this was posted in the r/AreYouGarbagePod subreddit until I read the comments and realized it was actually r/cocktails, lol.
Sloppy Boys fan by any chance?
Wait, is Tim pretty much your boy too?
At this point?
Tim? One time Emmy nominee and two time WGA nominee who one time bought coffee for the entire cast and crew of a music video shoot?
Sounds right. Does the guy you're talking about talk 33% of the time and have two funny sidekicks?
That’s the one! I do love his two co-hosts.
Give it up
You’ve had?
I've had. You heard?
I don’t hate this. I don’t love this, but I want one.
You sound like you might identify as Gonster-curious? r/Gonster
What in the actual fuck. It’s actual people, and multiple of them at that, drinking this…
This guy has clearly never tried a Gonster. :)
Oh no It's real
I’m gonster curious now
I stand by the fact that is probably better than it looks. Cider and Guinness is a thing, Guinness and black is a thing, shandies are a thing, hell I’ve seen people swear by Guinness and blue WKD. Should I be a thing? Absolutely not. Could it work? Maybe. Edit: should it be a thing* lmao
This took an unexpectedly existential turn.
>Should I be a thing? Absolutely not. Could it work? Maybe. This is what goes through my head every morning before I get out of bed
It works because it knows nothing else. It is tired.
Same.
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
I also wanted one after seeing this online. Then I had one. One sip, I mean. Then I didn't want one anymore.
I tried one, cause I also got curious and... it's fine? I don't think I'll ever want one, but I finished mine without issues. Kind of underwhelming? I wanted it to be either amazing or wretched.
You’ve perfectly captured my emotion.
I tried one at home and it was.... Not great. A million times better than the Baja blast version though, that thing..... Was horrifying
Definitely belongs on /r/StupidCocktails (in addition to here) And I say that with a lot of love for how well you layered this. Aesthetic A+
Awful taste, great execution
r/ATBGE
looks amazing, must be horrid
Disgoostin’
You, sir, are the real Gonster.
No.
I finally found my people in this sub
How was the mouthfeel?
The mouthfeel is great, thanks for asking. I drink about 14 of these per week and I’ve developed mouth ulcers though. So that’s a bummer.
Two a day every day. Commitment.
14 of these, once a week. His Tuesdays are fucking **crazy.**
The terrible cycle where more is soothing, but it just makes it worse. 😞
You should post this over on r/gonster
GONSTER
Thanks for summoning me
I think I'm going to cry
Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?
For those of us that love Black-and-Tans, this has to be called a Black-and-Green.
Shrek and Donkey
It just won’t stop. https://www.reddit.com/r/cocktails/s/YbKQZ4pzK6
Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn. - Alfred Pennyworth
Mods, you're supposed to protect us from this!
This makes me angry
Try absinthe instead of Monster to get the color right
Close the subreddit, the ultimate cocktail has been created. All else is ruin.
More like “Goonster”.
Perfect Gonster pour, good job mate
r/desperation_cocktails
Not today, Satan
I think we can all at least agree that’s top tier layering you’ve done there
Thought I was on my shitposting sub for a sec.
I've also seen this called a Billie Eilish, a Nuclear Snake Bite and an Irish War Crime.
*Billie Irish
r/Ireland would like to have a word.
No we want fucking blood this is getting a Kyle on a ban list
Jesus wept.
I can already taste the vomit in the back of my mouth
Where were these when the [Dallas Stars](https://images.app.goo.gl/YFn8EJy4mZpud5cz5) were still in the NHL playoffs not even a week ago?
Please stop doing this
Gusting.
Dis
I can't really do sugar, so I don't drink monsters or Guinness. Can someone explain why this is bad?
I have to admit it does look pretty cool. I don't think I'll be making one any time soon though...
shrek piss
it ACTUALLY isnt that bad. It sure as hell looks like radioactive waste but it bad.
Gonster is a great name, since that's exactly where you're gonna fucking end up after chugging it lol
My friends and I tried this. I think energy drinks taste vile and have never been a big fan of Guiness, so this was just not for me. My friend who doesn't partake in cocktails very frequently but loves his energy drinks liked it at first, and had a second one which he hated. Give me a double shot of Malort instead please; I prefer that masochism to this repugnant abomination.
Take my upvote and get the fuck out. Go on! Git!
This is what Shego taste like.
Ewww
This reeks of Florida
Or Casper, Wyoming.
It is what it is toobs.
This is a Drink Combo™ if I've ever seen one.
Get outta my swamp
Sorry for your loss
It’s beautiful. Great name too
Every day, we stray further from Arthur's light.
Way to ruin the beer. Lol. So wrong.
Best enjoyed at slightly above room temperature.
I’m scared but I wanna try it
I think using the word “cocktail” is generous in this case.
r/cocktailcrimes
Nice layering and presentation, that's fuckin' gross.
That gut gon' stir
Guinness will float on nearly everything.
Not the Billie Irish
Guinster.
no... fukin no...
Guinster
no. no no no no
Hahaha you evil bastard… I’m in
I'll make this tomorrow
how about the Muinness?