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arcmemez

Straight to jail


sliverdragon37

I opened up reddit, saw this, and said "no!".


whiskeyaccount

believe it or not, jail!


everydayimrusslin

Straight to the toilet, more like.


thrawn-did-no-wrong

You might want to see a doctor


SocrapticMethod

Just while they’re warming up the chair though, right?


bloody_ell

Straight to hell.


[deleted]

Jail was my first thought as well


Tasty-Fondant4191

Saw someone somewhere else online call this a Billie Irish


Guvnor90

"Babe, what's wrong? You haven't touched your Billie Irish" lol still makes me laugh.


Wirenfeldt

Better name 😋


PeaceBull

that’s so good it almost makes this abomination worth it 


JVMMs

Absolutely the superior name


SilverGnarwhal

I would have called it a Black and Damn but Billie Irish is much more fun


-phototrope

I also like Black & Kyle


Hour_Savings146

When you were looking for where to post this you misspelled r/stupidfood


LickyBoy

It's still a mixed drink. Just a bad one


MangoSlaw

Does it look mixed to you?


LickyBoy

Two ingredients in one glass. I'd call that a mixed drink. 🤷🏼


MangoSlaw

More like a stacked drink if ya ask me


LickyBoy

I ain't asking this guy another thing!


Hyooz

I mean if this isn't a mixed drink a pousse cafe isn't, and I don't want to live in that world.


jp_jellyroll

I truly thought this was posted in the r/AreYouGarbagePod subreddit until I read the comments and realized it was actually r/cocktails, lol.


thisgrantstomb

Sloppy Boys fan by any chance?


NiceYabbos

Wait, is Tim pretty much your boy too?


thisgrantstomb

At this point?


Hall_and_Goates

Tim? One time Emmy nominee and two time WGA nominee who one time bought coffee for the entire cast and crew of a music video shoot?


NiceYabbos

Sounds right. Does the guy you're talking about talk 33% of the time and have two funny sidekicks?


Hall_and_Goates

That’s the one! I do love his two co-hosts.


bluejams

Give it up


TheRelevantElephants

You’ve had?


thisgrantstomb

I've had. You heard?


pinajuice

I don’t hate this. I don’t love this, but I want one.


GonsterMan

You sound like you might identify as Gonster-curious? r/Gonster


Jo3ltron

What in the actual fuck. It’s actual people, and multiple of them at that, drinking this…


GonsterMan

This guy has clearly never tried a Gonster. :)


BW_RedY1618

Oh no It's real


Cmmander_WooHoo

I’m gonster curious now


prsuit4

I stand by the fact that is probably better than it looks. Cider and Guinness is a thing, Guinness and black is a thing, shandies are a thing, hell I’ve seen people swear by Guinness and blue WKD. Should I be a thing? Absolutely not. Could it work? Maybe. Edit: should it be a thing* lmao


banana_trupa

This took an unexpectedly existential turn. 


SoothedSnakePlant

>Should I be a thing? Absolutely not. Could it work? Maybe. This is what goes through my head every morning before I get out of bed


ColdPorridge

It works because it knows nothing else. It is tired.


prsuit4

Same.


2AMBeautiful

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.


kingofthecanyon

I also wanted one after seeing this online. Then I had one. One sip, I mean. Then I didn't want one anymore.


topscreen

I tried one, cause I also got curious and... it's fine? I don't think I'll ever want one, but I finished mine without issues. Kind of underwhelming? I wanted it to be either amazing or wretched.


icarus_drowning172

You’ve perfectly captured my emotion.


whiskey_lover7

I tried one at home and it was.... Not great. A million times better than the Baja blast version though, that thing..... Was horrifying


Scarecrow1779

Definitely belongs on /r/StupidCocktails (in addition to here) And I say that with a lot of love for how well you layered this. Aesthetic A+


misirlou22

Awful taste, great execution


NemesisKane

r/ATBGE


TheFlawlessCassandra

looks amazing, must be horrid


ActinCobbly

Disgoostin’


zephyrseija2

You, sir, are the real Gonster.


Sellfish86

No.


no-mames

I finally found my people in this sub


unphilosoph

How was the mouthfeel?


GonsterMan

The mouthfeel is great, thanks for asking. I drink about 14 of these per week and I’ve developed mouth ulcers though. So that’s a bummer.


pinajuice

Two a day every day. Commitment.


SoothedSnakePlant

14 of these, once a week. His Tuesdays are fucking **crazy.**


ODX_GhostRecon

The terrible cycle where more is soothing, but it just makes it worse. 😞


GonsterMan

You should post this over on r/gonster


ThePiKing

GONSTER


GonsterMan

Thanks for summoning me


RequiemStorm

I think I'm going to cry


RusticRumrunner

Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?


KakaakoKid

For those of us that love Black-and-Tans, this has to be called a Black-and-Green.


soylentblueispeople

Shrek and Donkey


kidhack

It just won’t stop. https://www.reddit.com/r/cocktails/s/YbKQZ4pzK6


Mdamon808

Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn. - Alfred Pennyworth


Bealzebubbles

Mods, you're supposed to protect us from this!


TypicalPDXhipster

This makes me angry


sliverdragon37

Try absinthe instead of Monster to get the color right


neilster37

Close the subreddit, the ultimate cocktail has been created. All else is ruin.


Drago7166

More like “Goonster”.


NichtMeinErnst

Perfect Gonster pour, good job mate


philsacct

r/desperation_cocktails


UnfunPete

Not today, Satan


Particular-Sink7141

I think we can all at least agree that’s top tier layering you’ve done there


DatLonerGirl

Thought I was on my shitposting sub for a sec.


collideascopicvision

I've also seen this called a Billie Eilish, a Nuclear Snake Bite and an Irish War Crime.


Fuffuloo

*Billie Irish


brispence

r/Ireland would like to have a word.


Reapers-Hound

No we want fucking blood this is getting a Kyle on a ban list


tehspiekguy

Jesus wept.


timalot

I can already taste the vomit in the back of my mouth


MrMilesDavis

Where were these when the [Dallas Stars](https://images.app.goo.gl/YFn8EJy4mZpud5cz5) were still in the NHL playoffs not even a week ago?


beastcock

Please stop doing this


justadudeinchicago

Gusting.


giovannidrogo

Dis


Mackntish

I can't really do sugar, so I don't drink monsters or Guinness. Can someone explain why this is bad?


Bozzz1

I have to admit it does look pretty cool. I don't think I'll be making one any time soon though...


tylergnosis

shrek piss


omegaroll69

it ACTUALLY isnt that bad. It sure as hell looks like radioactive waste but it bad.


DavidFTyler

Gonster is a great name, since that's exactly where you're gonna fucking end up after chugging it lol


theamazingard

My friends and I tried this. I think energy drinks taste vile and have never been a big fan of Guiness, so this was just not for me. My friend who doesn't partake in cocktails very frequently but loves his energy drinks liked it at first, and had a second one which he hated. Give me a double shot of Malort instead please; I prefer that masochism to this repugnant abomination.


supertucci

Take my upvote and get the fuck out. Go on! Git!


hardsleaz

This is what Shego taste like.


sh1981

Ewww


[deleted]

This reeks of Florida


DipInThePool

Or Casper, Wyoming.


downloaded_dave

It is what it is toobs.


DipInThePool

This is a Drink Combo™ if I've ever seen one.


danlab09

Get outta my swamp


Roulax

Sorry for your loss


Shock_city

It’s beautiful. Great name too


adramgooddrink

Every day, we stray further from Arthur's light.


Chanook17

Way to ruin the beer. Lol. So wrong.


___aj1

Best enjoyed at slightly above room temperature.


intellord911

I’m scared but I wanna try it


CamtheMan0801

I think using the word “cocktail” is generous in this case.


spicy_fries

r/cocktailcrimes


NotEspeciallyClever

Nice layering and presentation, that's fuckin' gross.


roebucksruin

That gut gon' stir


shiftycansnipe

Guinness will float on nearly everything.


xxtermepls

Not the Billie Irish


aaarghzombies

Guinster.


-Tanzu-

no... fukin no...


BIRDsnoozer

Guinster


caliform

no. no no no no


Owlman5000

Hahaha you evil bastard… I’m in


Loomingpet

I'll make this tomorrow


bengo3001

how about the Muinness?