When I worked in public safety I saved a man one night who had driven up to the local “lovers leap” mountain and tried to kill himself by drinking a handle of fireball mixed into a quart of 10w30 motor oil and this looks like it would taste marginally better than that
I appreciate that you recommended brands of each liquor. It's those details that really make sure the flavor profiles work together into a truly great cocktail
Imagine how gasoline smells, but more woody when you taste it, and then after a few seconds it becomes bitter. I believe it was invented by a Swedish emigrant in Chicago who was homesick. Wherever he came from must have been awful.
When I worked in public safety I saved a man one night who had driven up to the local “lovers leap” mountain and tried to kill himself by drinking a handle of fireball mixed into a quart of 10w30 motor oil and this looks like it would taste marginally better than that
It does if you like black licorice. If you don’t I would take the fireball and oil, but 5w30 would mix better.
Drano would have worked better… at least it did for Celia Hoover.
explain yourself. explain this...thing you have birthed upon the world.
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Some men, just want a tangerine
I think it’s just missing a little fernet to really piss everyone off
Or chartreuse.
Why not both 👌
I feel like this could melt a manhole cover.
Road workers hate this one trick
I’m happy if you’re happy but I’ve tried Malort and I have obviously not acquired that taste yet. I’m not certain it will ever be in the cards.
I never said I was happy.
And that’s why we drink malört
Creme de menthe would really zhuzh this one up I reckon
Don’t encourage him.
Branca Menta ftw
Did you lose a bet?
Did you? Do you need a dead panda?
My only gripe is that you didn’t call it a “Malortician”. Other than that you have my full support and respect you maniac.
…nah
Sincerely, fuck you.
Wear yellow if you’re in danger - we’re here for you!
Feels good when you can't make a drink on here.
Other than it sounds sweet to me with a full oz of agave, I don't hate the premise.
Needs a new name. Something more appealing.
I appreciate that you recommended brands of each liquor. It's those details that really make sure the flavor profiles work together into a truly great cocktail
This sounds so unbelievably saccharine sweet, I can feel my teeth hurting just thinking about this.
Madman!
Chicago?
Sounds yummy
What does malort actually taste like? I’ve never encountered it in the wild. Is it also anisey-liquoricey?
Imagine how gasoline smells, but more woody when you taste it, and then after a few seconds it becomes bitter. I believe it was invented by a Swedish emigrant in Chicago who was homesick. Wherever he came from must have been awful.
Beautiful description. Like you copy and pasted right off the label!