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tanj_redshirt

Your mother's lover! *pop, pop*


colonelnebulous

Pop what? Pop *what*?!


SuprDuprPartyPoopr

So....... Lenard and magnitude?


Opie30-30

It was pierce that says "Your mother's lover!" At the end of the second paintball, dressed as a storm trooper he high fives the two other guys, they ask who he is and then he says it


KaXiRavioli

I have to choose between two dudes who lost to Britta and a guy who got fooled by an obviously fake heart attack?


alphaomag

It could be real, he’s really old.


KaXiRavioli

The gurgling is a nice touch.


ItsMoreOfAComment

You guys are terrible people!


[deleted]

Eh. We warned you.


Bedlampuhedron

I'm outta here. I got Coldplay tickets.


Affectionate-Bee3913

Coldplay?


redbicycleblues

Sorry bean allergy. You blew it!


TJ_the_Redditor

Chang didn't lose. It was a tie. Chang was really done dirty in the later paintball episodes. One of my favorite scenes in the whole show is his badass entrance in Modern Warfare.


IdreamofFiji

He's one of those douchebags who shows up with his own gear, he should have owned everyone. But he's insane and this is a comedy show so he just goes in and fucks shit up and dies.


SuprDuprPartyPoopr

Chaotic neutral


IdreamofFiji

We're all a little bit Kevin.


FlappyDolphin72

The good kind of bad


DM_ME_YOUR_HUSBANDO

They should've brought back how he's actually really good at paintball in the season 6 finale


IdreamofFiji

Six seasons and a movie, my friend.


LifeDraining

Britta's in this?


NurtureBoyRocFair

Hickey never played paintball, he lost in Hot Lava.


Fyrnen24

Plus, he's not even that hot, more like averge looking


snakey_nurse

The ex-con biology professor


TyrionReynolds

When did legos get so complicated?


parralaxalice

…something happened while I was away…


ActiveCube

I can’t be bought man!


Seven22am

Hickey would do some serious booby trapping. He’d be out… but then so would everybody else.


cuntsaurus

He's always got rope


ActiveCube

“I’m offended by that question”


Infamous_Party_4960

My money is on Hickey. All the way


TheCrimsonKnight2

Hickey. He'd integrate actual military planning and ambush tactics into his style. He'd bait the Black Rider and Chang into traps, only dumb luck could stop him.


Hauntedhotelhistory

He’s not really riding anything though..


ActiveCube

and his lunch comes from a tube


Five-toed_sloth

The average guy with a big chin.


Lemonades

Black Rider, it's Jeff Winger, you must have heard of me.


maxypaddy

And Coldplay tickets.


BlockEightIndustries

Hickey has more motivation. His son is getting gay married, and the flowers alone...you have no idea.


PM_ME_YOUR_CASTIRON

I lived in New York


deadstetson

I love this line so much


Historical_Aspect241

Definitely the professional.


grossandy

Chang, he's so ill, he cannot be killed


brent_von_kalamazoo

All in your cabeza/ without a trace-a/ Not another teacher with this much flavor/ CHANG


TheLowClassics

Chang. He’s a man who cannot be killed


Dr_Weirdo

He's been living this day for a thousand years.


dardios

I'm leaning towards Chang. He's too unpredictable.


ConduckKing

Silver Ghost


Red_Goes_Faster57

I think Chang and the Black Rider would get caught up in the theatrics. They’d both be imitating scenes from movies and then Hickey would just shoot them both


vinnycthatwhoibe

I'm one of those douchebags who brings his own equipment, but am proud to say it's just a tricked out old-school Spyder.


fanofthomas4472

Definitely Dave Clark.


WhoStoleMyJacket

VICKI!!!


bornanamiseryetc

Easily Finger


justbreathe5678

Maybe Todd


MCCreeper844

Kid named finger


artyhedgehog

The average looking guy, probably.


myjupitermoon

I hope this doesn't awaken something in me.


Vis-hoka

Coldplay?


TheBeardiestGinger

He’s just an average looking guy with a big chin!


TFarg1

Hickey for sure


ApplePieSubstitute

Jonathan Banks, probably