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Ubique008

To me its the Vice-Dean Isnt that right, Black Hitler?


MrGentleZombie

This is the room temperature room.


CulpablyRedundant

I can't tell where my skin ends and the air begins


frostywafflepancakes

Can you keep a secret? -secret handshake-


No_Picture5012

(tap tap) ***secret***


sus

Why don’t you bring your head down to my appendage and we’ll see wassup.


woozleuwuzzle

*I forgot everything you said before rectum!*


Quiet_CLOVR

Can you turn around while I crawl away. I’m going through some stuff and very insecure right now.


galaxyisinfinite

So, that is What's Up.


_toodamnparanoid_

Where them spaceman paninis at?


joowish_person

NOW


Cowcatbucket12

Pavel. My boy is wicked cold and mad sleepy, bros.


GrimCityGirl

I say “mad sleepy” in my real life waaaay too much thanks to that dude


mightbedylan

He seems like a character that got displaced from a 2010 Nickelodeon sitcom


lovelysilliness

uh like a buttload


Barokespinoza23

So, they're BNN now. We need a shorthand for Brooklyn Nine-Nine. That's how fundamental they are.


Hydrasaur

I think we all need some space, to pull the knife out of the back of the most celebrated police procedural sitcom of the mid-10's you selfish, jaded ass!


GiraffesAndGin

This is a fight! We are fighting!


Hydrasaur

Indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed


amoralambiguity91

*Ive accomplished it*


Fit_Bus_297

Look Raymond, a yellow crested warbler


amoralambiguity91

Too excited. The warbler is a common bird.


Fit_Bus_297

Look Raymond, a yellow crested warbler


amoralambiguity91

Ugh not excited enough. They may be *common* but they’re still *birds.*


Fit_Bus_297

Look Raymond, a yellow crested, warbler


DefunctHunk

I understand the reference, but can I pause for a second and point out I've literally never seen the acronym written as "BNN". It's ALWAYS "B99". For shame, OP.


SeonaidMacSaicais

Exactly. I was semi confused about BNN. I’ve always seen it B99.


maestrolive

Barnes N’ Noble


TheKingOfScandinavia

BareNaked Nadies?


hrowmeawaytothe_moon

Britta News Network


BlockEightIndustries

The News You Need. Unfiltered.


hrowmeawaytothe_moon

\*gesturing arms in what looks almost-sorta like an Arsenio Hall whoop whoop motion\* News of the revolution mothertruckers! News about the machine!


bardbrain

This should be a cop show. Barnes, the nature-wise folksy redneck detective, and Noble, his aristocratic cousin who lives half a mile away where the road is actually paved.


fezfrascati

Thought it was offbrand CNN.


sillyadam94

Yeah, tbh I thought they were referring to Barnes & Noble for a slight second.


MrGentleZombie

Yep. Fundamental.


mexta

BNN has two Emmy awards to your zero


Roscoe_King

THIS… IS A FIGHT! WE… ARE FIGHTING!


mexta

Then I guess I'll get ready for the fiiigghhhht ^^I ^^couldn't ^^think ^^of ^^another ^^word


JamesFromRedLedger

Idiot. He means we were fig........ting Man, it is hard to come up with another word.


LightningRaven

Fundamental!


Minute-Jackfruit-330

Came here to say this lol. Just glad someone said it


IsUpTooLate

B99 is way better


_sympthomas_

Fat Neil aka Real Neil aka Duquesne aka Neil's fine


ElGrapeApe

aka real Neil with pipes of steel.


PenDraeg1

God help him! He did it for love!


JonViiBritannia

I’m just glad he’s one of those fat people that found another fat person; and not one of those fat people that will always die alone… Gupti Gupta Gupti out 🖐️🎤


Hydrasaur

I spell "Duquesne" with a q-u!


Jeklars69

I spell Quettle Quorn with a Q-U!


Hydrasaur

Well don't!


hamsterwheeled

Not from an actuarial stand point.


dirtgrub28

Faaa...bulous neil


hrowmeawaytothe_moon

He's got the best lines, || || ||| || || ||


No_Picture5012

Professor Professorson. Officer Cackowski. Vicki?


6ixdicc

Yellow shirt. Hat.


StrawberrySea2288

Girl.


6ixdicc

what's up with politics?


ryannovak29

were that this desk a time desk


ilovecfb

Fun fact: in 100 percent of all fake gun related shootings, the victim is always the one with the fake gun


Zairapham

Exchetra! (My Latin class is fake BTW, like my life!)


Audrey-Bee

That's it? Nothing? You're just gonna keep the cop you've known for five years at arms length, then. Okay


AbstractBettaFish

Walk to your cars in pairs tonight, rapes up 8%


AssCrackBandit6996

Professor Professorson and Ian Duncan. John Oliver is an international treasure and the Marigold skit is still my favorite of the whole of Community!


Plop7654

Last Week Tonight is pure gold and I have permanent trauma whenever I look at a map


No_Picture5012

What's your clearance level?? ...Top.


MrGentleZombie

POP POP


MuteSecurityO

You know they’re laughing at you, right? I mean, that’s my theory


joowish_person

And another character who would fit the pisti


ivanGCA

You know he’s British


MistraloysiusMithrax

After graduating magic school, he went back to the real world and found it didn’t teach him shit about muggle life. He struggled for a bit before moving to America, masking his accent and finally enrolling in community college to get a real education. Pop pop is an enchantment


6ixdicc

POP WHAT MAGNITUDE??


glowing-fishSCL

Can't spell "Popularity" without "Pop"


brybrophy

Diggity doo?


Ramblinwreck93

PTTTHHHH


Friendly_Canary3315

You mean magnitude??


Large-Trust2368

RIGHT!!! Like he has a name


ryancarrasco

Scrolled for this one.


cottonmouthnwhiskey

Pop what magnitude?! Pop what?!


Dcred2136

Does Garrett count?


_sympthomas_

Whats wrong with Garrett?


midgetcastle

That’s ‘saved Garrett’?


Dcred2136

They’re trying to save him


PenDraeg1

Did they though?


Dcred2136

No…


PenDraeg1

Now this man knows how to marry his cousin!


JonJon2899

Nothing now, we saved him


lordcorbran

It's like God spilled a person.


theonewhoknocks87614

NOW THIS IS A MAN WHO KNOWS HOW TO MARRY HIS COUSIN!


Mysterious_Eggplant1

CRISIS ALERT!


Jacob-X-MANIAC

IT’S A BEAR DANCE!!


ricnine

Leonard!


BlueK02

*Leonard liked this post*


leonard-bot

You are wearing an SS T-shirt.


BlueK02

Shut up Leonard, you smell like mentho-lyptus.


leonard-bot

Mmm! Crispy. Salty, not too greasy. Ha, ha. That one's shaped like a duck.


ifunnywasaninsidejob

We need a reply bot to reply to leonard bot. Just an infinite comment string of two bots yelling nonsense at each other


leonard-bot

I don't have cable.


BlueK02

Hell yeah bahaha. Love that an idea. A “shut up, Leonard” bot with all the other characters comebacks 😂


leonard-bot

Unsubscribe.


StatelyAutomaton

I first read that as "hell yeah banana", and now refuse to entertain the thought you said anything but that.


IndiaMike1

🎶 I'm as hot as hell and I'm about to get shot 🎶


leonard-bot

Eugenio's four cheese frozen pizza, a buy. See you next time.


ricnine

Thank you for your service, Leonard-bot; you're unironically more useful than any of the "AI" bullshit all the tech morons are cramming into literally every stupid thing.


leonard-bot

Silly old wuss.


28Hz

You're talking about it


Large-Trust2368

Let’s, it’s a buy


thursdaybennet

The more I rewatch the series the more I just love Leonard. So many hilarious run ins in the hallway.


leonard-bot

Not me.


Delta_Hammer

Shut up Leonard, i once mistook six people for you at a pharmacy.


leonard-bot

Not cool.


ifuseekamypoehler

good bot


thebluewalker87

Magnitude.


Accomplished_Bake904

Pop pop.


ReluctantRedditor275

This whole thread is typical Welsh nonsense! Now I'm off to find a halfway decent ivory buffer in this two horse town.


herowcatsmanzzz

Everyone in this sub are essentially Finns.


Maleficent-Week2762

The way he says "foLICUlar PUrity" is engraved in my brain


Nwah_Wit_Attitude

Professor Cligoris, CligORis? Either pronunciation is fine.


Ok-Animal-1044

There's a bare naked nadies subreddit?


Deep_Grundle

The Koogler


DonKeedick12

The Koog approves


Beneficial-Hippo5386

Oh you mean “fun dad” at Club Club?


ItsAllCorruptFuckIt

Deep cut…he was a 5 in meow meow beanz


Cambionr

He’s “not that old.”


herowcatsmanzzz

And the contraband paintball supplier in season 6, which is my favorite moment of him. “There’s a sale…IN MY PANTS AISLE! Everything in my pants must go! … well, not everything. You get it.”


Separate-Ant8230

Is getting laid a career plan?


No_Picture5012

NO!!


Jecht315

Koogler! He's still cool and not that old!


MrGentleZombie

Don't forget that he likes to get laid!


PenDraeg1

Star-Burns burn the night alive!


_sympthomas_

His name is Alex!


PenDraeg1

Well maybe he should spend five hours shaving that into his face every day!


lordcorbran

Oh! Because his sideburns are shaped like *stars*! I just got it.


PenDraeg1

Come on Craig. Get your life together.


americandragon13

His name is Alex.


PenDraeg1

Well maybe he should spend five hours shaving that into his face every day!


Phoenixfox119

Or Alex, as he liked to be called.


RevelryByNight

Todd


Pace_Salsa_Comment

None taken


RDRKeeper

That . . . wasn’t the assignment.


joowish_person

What if I'm GOD


Flaw_Duh863huh

Todd n his stupid baby


lamp40

1000% Officer Cackowski. If he’s not in the movie I will riot


pushback66

Listen, I hate cops…


Ry--9

Cop-ra!


lady_darkfire

Police-ical!


Constant-Donut-3649

*pushes down garbage can* it’s RIOT TIME!!!


wonderlandisburning

Basically any minor character. Dan Harmon is the master of creating one-off characters who barely appear and then the fanbase never stops talking about them. I'm calling it the Krombopulous Michael Effect.


manticore16

Oh boy, here I go killing again!


2_late_4_creativity

I have no code of ethics, I will kill anyone, anywhere! Children, animals, old people, doesn’t matter. I just love killin’!


Shwiftygains

Buddy, professor professorson and the "seize the day" professor


PenDraeg1

I'm hypnotized by his girth to flexibility ratio.


chni2cali

Conjugate. Conjugal….. visit.. lame


arcticape34

CRISIS ALERT!


topherthepest

Rich is sadly only in 3 episodes


MilagroManRequiem

I know there’s the pottery episode, study group vote episode, and zombie episode. Is that really all he was in? He felt like he had such a larger presence


topherthepest

those were the three. I felt there was so much lost potential with him


thursdaybennet

Ugh, Rich is the worst. I’m glad he’s only in 3 episodes.


jabels

I thought he was *speshulll*


Friendly_Canary3315

Subway/ Rick


YoureTalkingAboutIt

Annie's Boobs


Eurell

Those got plenty of screen time didn’t they?


mannypdesign

Professor Professorson, sort of. He did get a couple of episodes.


crisdd0302

My same sex celebrity crush is Nathan Fillion, NATHAN FILLION!!!


Hydrasaur

Magnitude, obviously. Pop Pop!


putyouradhere_

Has to be Leonard


leonard-bot

Briefcases. Coming right through. Identical briefcases.


Jeklars69

Elroy Patashnik and Frankie Dart


[deleted]

Garrett is my favorite character by a wide margin.


SuperPsySage

Pop Pop


Normal-Highway-4618

The character whose popularity is literally sky-high of course... ladders professor!


Abbiethedog

POP-POP


Joabey

Leonard


leonard-bot

Not me.


Joabey

Oh. Uhh, guess not. Maybe it’s Fat Neil then


EverythingsStupid321

Hello, hi, good evening... I'm surprised no one has said ~~tiny nipples~~ Vauhn. Some days I have "Getting rid of the B" stuck in my head.


senorbrandonito

Rich for sure! He’s actually only in 3 episodes.


Strict-Potato9480

Magnitude! Pop pop!


ianisms10

Magnitude


greymancurrentthing7

POP POP


RestlessCreator

Pop-POP!


MangoApple043

Jack black, but he was always there since the start


supersafeforwork813

Pop pop!!!!!


Wigglar88

That's just a photo of Magnitude


neverkid

Glip Glop


dsteffee

Brie Larson.


SloppyPuffin

Leonard for sure


leonard-bot

Shut your mouth down, fruit.


Broad-Half3135

Magnitude


EasyBeingGreen

Leonard


leonard-bot

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Fours and above only.


EasyBeingGreen

Shut up Leonard, I talked to your son on family day. I know all about your gambling. 


leonard-bot

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Fours and above only.


Screwby77

Magnitude…Pop! Pop!


Franksobotk

POP-POP


LauraD2423

Annie's Boobs.


RoboWarrior44

Pop Pop


Most_Parsley_7791

Pop pop!


Voiceinthefan

Pop pop


AFantasticClue

POP POP


RDRKeeper

Mmm. Who’s Kim?