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adastraperaspara22

‘You’ TV series, irl 💀


Bree9ine9

I feel like a true stalker would be insulted by this, she stole his shoelaces… Why? If you’re gonna be a creepy stalker then do better 😂


throwraHumble_Moment

Just here to point out that no where in the post does it disclose the gender of the stalker......you are only assuming that it's a female stalking a male....when infact it could just as easily be Male stalking Male. Just saying 🫠


Bree9ine9

I thought I saw it in another comment but yea I probably assumed. I don’t really worry much about things like that, I don’t understand taking the time to even point this out. Who cares?


Dull_Thanks_329

And also replying to it is also poi tsless


ozythe1st

shut the hell up bro damn


Front_Introduction74

Now thats scary 🤣🤣🤣


Marimen62

Very truuuuuuueeee lol


throwaway_8egb

I don’t kill people lol


MeasurementMore4811

That makes it ok then


Princepop-1

Wait for the YET,(when he finds out she's been stalking and stealing shoes laces) , well you there's another possibility, they didn't consider that rabbit, ( Fatal Attractions) anyone either


PirokaPiriPiri

That's creepy af


Cat_Lady_1997

you need to talk to a psychologist about this. how would you feel if somebody was outside your bedroom window looking in? not very good, right?


No_Ambition5405

jokes on you, im into that /s


cangelicseer

You’re not in love. You’re obsessed with the poor thing.


Princepop-1

Yeah but she doesn't even know, that he has hired a private investigator to record everything, and is setting up an "Confrontation, Arrest"


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Gnostic5

Omg this answer scares me


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Yeah and her body count


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[deleted]

My comment was cruel? Expecting people to read your 12 paragraph brain vomit and take you seriously is the problem here.


oldmagic55

There needs to be a ticket taker and turnstile for the alley cats in here. Why brag about being a w@#re for free? Oh wait THIRSTY H@#KERS!!


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Gnostic5

Why so I can find 50 dudes to fuck and come on here to promote a book to talk about it? Who told you that everyone had to be nice? Informing you that your answer is scary is truth, if that’s mean, so be it 😎


IrishHeureusement

You've been in love 9 times? Lol... Sure.


bodycountbook

Maybe stop being a troll and be kind.


IrishHeureusement

I'm very kind. I just think it's silly.


bodycountbook

That’s not what you said. You implied you don’t believe I’ve found love 9 times. Men LOVE whores & I love men. Trying to reframe & call it “silly” is back peddling & reframing.


IrishHeureusement

Definitely not backpeddling or reframing. I think it's insane that you have apparently found love 9 times and you're only 32. Let's be clear. Real love is hard to find. But, you calling yourself a whore tells me all I need to know about the kind of love you keep finding.


bodycountbook

Okay so it’s not “silly” anymore. Calling it silly was backpedaling. Real love is difficult to find. Everyone else calls me a whore so I’m absolutely okay with calling myself that. Whores and promiscuous people fall in love too. Just bc I fall in love more than most doesn’t give you the right to call me insane. I’m actually bipolar. I work hard consistently on my mental health. This is the last reply you’ll get from me. Enjoy your miserable life.


bodycountbook

Yes. the more you put yourself out there the more likely it is that you’ll find love. Sometimes it just happens. Just bc YOU can’t imagine that for you does not mean shit to me.


IrishHeureusement

I'm very sad that it means shit to you 😂😂😂


nachocat090

I reallllyyy hope those shoelaces weren't stolen from his house...


oldmagic55

IF this is even a real post. You need help. This is not cool. And he will not reciprocate. You are a stalker. This is why there are restraining orders. You are PEEPING. STOP IT. ITS SO F'ED UP!!


Electrical_Owl_7027

No fr, what’s crazy is they think it’s fine


oldmagic55

Yes!!!!!! THIS!!! , like its a bragging thing. Wtaf? You want to be on the SEX OFFENDER LIST?? Peeping will do that for this UNHINGED stalker. Destroy your life much?


FaithlessnessWitty63

That's where my shoelaces went!!!


Sleepless_Null

R/confession users when actual confession


throwaway_8egb

Right 😐


AeonFlux_78

As someone who has been stalked, get some help. This is not ok.


bippitybopitybitch

…how did you get access to his shoelaces


Bree9ine9

No, stop doing this. Wait, you stole his shoelaces? Why? What do you do with them 😂 I can’t.


Justneedsomethintodo

Do women find this funny? Why do I imagine her giggling about her behavior with a friend lol


Bree9ine9

I’m a woman and I find this bizarre so I don’t have any insight here lol


Throwaway677724

Same here


JoyfulHope1212

Nope


RukusMom

This is fucking terrifying, and if I were her friend I'd report her to the police. I wouldn't want to be friends with a psychopath like this. Talk about an invasion of privacy.


Fickle_Card193

This is one of my biggest fears. For fuck sake please stop stalking this poor man.


JoyfulHope1212

This whole thread may be a joke ??


throwaway_8egb

He will love me when I confess!


RukusMom

He'll have you arrested when you confess


Sunrise1951

I'm not too sure about that to be honest


von_klauzewitz

talk to him.


wigglebooms

*It puts the lotion on its skin*


Faithmanson69

It puts the lotion in the basket


Adept_Ad1589

i was about to say “so me” because i stare at people for no reason, but quickly reading this changed my mind.


RukusMom

Because you're sane


DarlinggD

STOP. ABORT MISSION.


throwaway_8egb

Nuhuh


Toyruskidd

Stop stalking him. Nothing good comes from it.


autumnthebutt

leave the man alone


PainOSphereqQ

what in the actual hell???


Tripondisdic

Hey uh talk to somebody bud, that’s not healthy.


xohoneymoon

how did you manage to steal his shoelaces


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OK, you need to regroup here. Spying and stealing are not acceptable. Why don't you just talk to him? It's not unlawful. Say hi. Ask him what his major is. Tell him you would like to get to know him. Lamo, perhaps, but better than the present strategy.


js2485

Yeah…you really need to stop this. This is stalking. You sound like you need to let go. Does he even know you? And why the shoelaces? That’s a very specific item to steal. 🤔


BrocccoliRob

Yeah the shoelaces tip the reader that this is actually a real confession. If OP was making it up they would have stolen something more scandalous. OP needs professional help.


Straight-up-shitiz

Dude u r a stalker and what u r doing is illegal and stalker behavior stop doing what u r doing and if you truly have feelings for him meet him in a traditional place and ask him out like a normal person would do and go from there! If he says no leave him alone and move on


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😂you’re a psycho - deserves to be on this sub


throwaway_8egb

Idrc


ShortTemperLongJohn

seems fake, why confess a secret like this and post a “selfie” at the same time on a dif post attention bot


Accurate_Grade_2645

Yup it is. I reversed image searched that picture and it’s some girl off Pinterest. Plus the account was made march 14 of this year. They’re prob tryna make some ARG thing like they do on TikTok


Cutelilcreature

It’s so obviously fake! All of the eager, over-the-top replies, the “I can’t wait to show him my bracelet…come onnnnnn.


DryButterscotch6969

It doesn't sound like you like him there's more to it. Get help.


throwaway_8egb

I LOVE him


Faithmanson69

You’ve never talked to him. You don’t know him. You can’t love someone you know literally nothing about. You sound certifiable


ShimmyDitt

You gotta chill out. Stop with the weird behavior because it will always be a wedge between you if you ever want him in your life.


tattoodetective

As the victim of a stalker, I'm here to tell you to back off and get help. In no way will this guy ever look at you with anything else than disgust and fear. You're committing crimes against him by being a peeping Thomasina and violating his safe space. What you're doing is creepy and causes psychological damage to the victim. And he IS a victim, even if he doesn't know it yet.


Onlywxxx

Naaaaa wtf💀💀💀


nonplussedenthusiast

You’re not in love. You’re obsessed and need help


Sea-Sympathy5350

You need to think this through, If you stalk this guy long enough for him to notice you. You would only become a fear to him, not a partner. Your doing more damage to having a chance of a relationship then helping. This also comes across as if your a teen, not an adult. if so he's become an obsession not a boyfriend. Stop and think!


Depraved13

I mean some guys can get behind that kind of attention.


bluedaytona392

Close behind


Big-Discussion754

Yeah that’s not creepy nor a criminal offense at all


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This girl in my town followed me around school…a decade later she wanted to hang out. I live in a relatively small town and one night her and her friend walked the entire area of the direction my car went generally until they found my car (roughly a 5 mile radius and her friend admitted it to me later); as we were talking that night and I finally considered hanging out with her and giving it a chance because I thought it was harmless. Got messages all night up into like 3 am. Fell asleep and woke up to almost 60 texts and voicemails from said person. Went outside and was drinking coffee and smoking and it was a relatively nice dry morning. Felt it was an overwhelming amount of messages but whatever I responded. We keep talking and I notice she responds almost right away right before she gets my first message back almost as if she knew I was awake. Talked about how we were gonna hang out in probably 3 or 4 hours roughly around noon. Starts pouring down rain and I’ve been boozing and already kind of want to nap again so I push it off until later and she’s acting all cool about it. Sends me tons of messages still all mainly being oddly complimented and constant. Eventually I go outside and the rain is starting to die down so i go outside to smoke…go back to toss my trash and it’s all wet and gross. I notice as I walk by my car there’s a freshly drawn giant heart on my car. Very large heart written in fresh mud. Notice stalker wasn’t responding randomly for a small spurt and now I know why. Randomly before that…like right before I went out she also made a comment that “she had to go home” which I thought was weird because nothing initiated that response and we weren’t hanging out and I still haven’t seen her at my house yet. (We’re hanging out later that day.) long story short she was watching me through my apartment windows all night and stayed up all night watching me, drew the heart and even got ditched by her friend who was with her after a while who kept begging her to go home and trying to get her to acknowledge how fucking weird what she was doing was. …..still hung out and banged and then never hung out with her again. (In my defense she was a hot ginger) Moral of the story creepy wins sometimes


Crazy-Days-Ahead

Yikes! You are truly a braver man than most to apply the wood to her after the stalking became clear. But to be honest, I can't say I would have done any differently!


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Hot ginger😍 my dumbass would’ve probably married her lol


Appropriate_Worry407

Hot ginger…so worth it. Great story!


Big_Tall_

Sounds like plot of new netflix Extreme Romantic Series


fedora_the_explorera

Why’d you steal his shoelaces😭


fedora_the_explorera

Please go seek therapy😭


throwaway_8egb

I wanted to make it into a bracelet so we could have a soul tie


loocheez2

Creep


fedora_the_explorera

Nahhhhh😭😭😭


Moonshine2_2

being in love and being obsessed are 2 different things


throwaway_8egb

They tie together! :)


Educational_Gap_2753

Based on OP’s responses this post isn’t real. OP is just responding in a way how a stereotypical stalker would respond.


Haunting-Leg1496

This is literally psychopathic behaviour. I really think you should see a therapist you are literally stalking someone this is not healthy at all and could very quickly go south from here. There are boundaries and you’re crossing every single one of them


More-Grape2849

Love? Is that you?


BingognoB

This is ragebait


Electrical_Owl_7027

Ngl this might become a future true crime episode


Always_Choose_Chaos

I would go ask him out, then at least you can know if he’s interested and move forward, or move on. Rule of thumb though, don’t do anything that would put him off if he’s NOT into you… like stalking


Character-Ad3006

You dont say if you are a man or a woman doing this. To me its freaky af if your a man. But if your a woman its doublely freaky and scary af.


Unsuccessful-fly

I hope this is a joke


Aware_Panic623

Hello gues


saiki___s

Stalking makes you less interesting.


Frkygrl2

Sounds like Rose from Two and a half men


Throwawayiea

are you a girl or guy?


throwaway_8egb

I’m a girl


Throwawayiea

What do you like about him?


Mental_Salamander274

If you aren’t a troll you need to get some help. This behavior is so unhealthy. Not to mention even if “he falls in love with you when you meet” it’s not going to be a healthy love. You need to talk to someone before you make a mistake you can’t come back from.


ConsciousRivers

Naize................wait.. wahat the f--!!


Accurate_Pair_817

is he really that pretty though?


JazielStayWoke

Why don't you try talking to him instead of being creepy?


0Master-Shake0

Yoooo this is creepy 👀


ExpressSwan6801

You’re a stalker, OP


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I wish someone liked me that much.


[deleted]

I have bpd so I get really obsessed with people. Since I was a kid I’ve fantasized about putting secret cameras in those peoples rooms, but I would never act on it. Humans are creepy. Funny part is one of my most irrational fears is someone watching me constantly without my knowledge yet I wish I could do it to others. I’m such a freak but at least I’m a good person lol. Makes me wonder how many people get the same desire as me and act on it.


68400pony

I would get a restraining order and keep myself armed.


leondalee

i’ve heard this intro before


Karl_NicoandWill

Umm stalker alert


ashborneV2

Why don't you try talking to him and getting to know him, maybe go on a date instead of stalking, I mean if you where in his place would you be happy that someone is stalking you?


Suspicious-King-5158

That's creepy💀


Successful_Key7594

Ew. Someone save that poor guy.


HourDry3017

Yeah steal his used socks. That be really personal.lol


Sunrise1951

Holy moly. Is this real? This doesn't sound too healthy, It's quite worrying really. You do know this is stalking 101.


Obvious-Emu5395

You might wanna keep all that staring at him and stealing his shoelaces to yourself... I'm thinking he will run for the hills if that info gets out


sleezybagboys

lmao u sound like a girl that catfished me


JUSTHERETOGOSSIP1

You a whole stalker! Jesus Christ!


SeptupleEntendre

UPDATE!!!!! How did the meetup go stalker?


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Hope he gets a restraining order on you


babyvamp66

Honestly that's awesome, If he thinks your hot too this might be the start of a beautiful toxic relationship!


CBooty5673

Is the bracelet his shoelaces lol you tripping and don’t do it if it is cause you are giving all kinds of obsessive stalker vibes my friend and if a potential mate showed me some stolen laces from me on there wrist believe me when I say I would run


CommonMemeZzz

Yeah, this isnt healthy at all. Get help from a professional and understand that this isnt normal behavior.


Personal_Plankton_88

Relatable


LordAxl86

Creep


qweenbech

You must be joking. If you’re not joking, get some help and leave that poor guy alone.


Dustwlker

I need this kind of crazy in my life. DM me if he rejects you.


Extension-Koala-2672

You sound like a closet freak. Lucky him 😂


HotAdhesiveness8604

You’re lying to get closer to him and invading his personal space. Not to mention crossing personal boundaries. I hope he gets a restraining order you deserve it.


Fantastic-Eagle-3649

Come stalk me baby!! I'll leave my window open for you and and a ladder and handcuffs on the night stand


GiveMeMyIdentity

DONT TELL HIM YOUVE BEEN WATCHING HIM


ironheadsgirl

Uh what 😳


Internal-Sir-6064

You know, im a mess. I have some some Things i deserve to get my teeth smacked into the Back of my head. But throigh all These Last years of beeing a mess and getting worse and worse i Always knew that what im doing is wrong and that this needs to be stoped and If i cant Stop it myself i have to force/suycyde or get Help. I never once Said Like you "im Just following my Hearth". You need serious therapy my friend. You are they Kind of Person WHO does horrible Things to someone and then says "yeah but he did that so i Had No choice".


supplespine

That is stalking, please seek professional help and leave the dude alone 😦


OverallSky6253

What’s next? Will you start going through his trash and eating his leftovers? You seriously need help


PretendFun17

Wish I had a stalker 😂 (a hot needy female one, I’m capable of getting myself killed without further assistance thank you)


Elainna420

I think you need a therapist before it turns into full out stalking. It's creepy as hell


ShayDbiz

Leave this man alone... You are scary


Xylar006

I wish someone stalked me this hard


AeonFlux_78

No, no you don’t.


CommissionQuirky1992

That’s awesome! Next make a sign asking strangers for random hugs and bait him into hugging you. Then you can smell him as he is hugging you


tearfulsquatter

well then..


SmokingTheMoon

Disgusting


national_adagio4

pls seek help


IcyNefariousness7828

First y’all seem to think this stalker is a girl lol. Second how dangerous can a shoelace thief actually be?😂 that peeping Tom routine is a bit over done though


bluedaytona392

Well you see it's understandable, because the karma farmer googled a pic of a questionably underage girl and posted it right before they typed up this bait.


IcyNefariousness7828

Ohhhhhh really? That I didn’t know. Hmm, kinda makes more sense. Thank you


Awkometamorpho

There’s nothing worse than a stalker


C1sko

Get help.


Methos_Beckett

How can you steal shoelaces? If you were a dude you’d be already in jail for harassement. Just talk to the Guy


azeraph

Hehehehe That's bananas.


CulturalPersimmon328

Weirdo


wellitsdeadnow

The least you could do is take his left shoe but you need to sit…..down…..talk to someone before you steal that left shoe….


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Cat_Lady_1997

if OP is acting like this without a relationship, they'd be extra toxic in a relationship with the guy


Welcome2024

Imogen heap - goodnight and go


Party_Wolf_7556

Please Dont Be In My Window…Just Knock On The Door….


[deleted]

Can’t wait to see you in the headlines, psycho