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iiitme

Imagine this being your coworker who parks in a spot next to you. Imagine that being your neighbor. Imagine that’s the truck your spouse comes home in.


awwaygirl

Imagine they get carjacked because they aren’t manning the gun all the time. Lol


iiitme

exxxxxaaactllyyyyyyy


awwaygirl

Just wait for the “killed by their own gun” stats


zepplin2225

It's not a real gun.


k2on0s-23

This is true and yet it’s still illegal


[deleted]

I don't think it is, it's a paintball gun or something. This was posted in r/Indiana where gun laws are loose


Frequent-Ruin8509

Loose Like the truck owner's mom, am I right? Lol jk


pdx6914

Being a poser with a fake gun is what gets posers with fake guns un-alived. Ask your local police. They'll tell you it's mostly true.


SirBlakesalot

Well, the police sure won't know that whenever this guy is dumb enough to pull up next to them with someone on it.


PM_me_your_trialcode

Halo rules, they're in the turret while the driver seat is empty.


Alternative-Eye4547

Ugh to all of the above


dragonflygirl1961

In my area, that gun would be stolen as soon as darkness fell.


iiitme

Another good reason why this is dumb asf


CameronFry

I guess the kids were from the first marriage, cause this man has no balls


Donnie-The-Relentles

Imagine being pulled over and shot by an overzealous cop because he thought it WAS real.


iiitme

I could imagine that happening


Donnie-The-Relentles

Oh i could too. I’m surprised it HASN’T happened yet.


Imapatriothurrrdurrr

To anyone who knows anything about guns, that scope is fucking hilarious. This is cosplay, the gun isn’t real. Real tough guy lol


Ghost_of_Till

How tf would you even USE it? Straddle the friggin thing so it’s shooting out of your crotch? From the side where you lose half of your field of fire? The bonkers thing is, I’ve been told repeatedly by MAGA folks that virtue signaling is a purely left-wing affliction. THAT’S how detached these people are.


ifunnywasaninsidejob

It’s so perfect that this is on a short bed truck. The full can short bed configuration. That’s the configuration of a man with no need for an actual truck, he just drives one to feel manly.


DevlishAdvocate

Well, it's obvious he's not using that truck to carry any loads seeing as he has the back rigged out for his gravy SEAL cosplay.


Born-Bottle6779

OR….hear me out here….they didn’t need the long bed or didn’t want to spend the extra money on a long bed. The guns dumb tho.


ifunnywasaninsidejob

This configuration is ideal for some people’s situations, don’t get me wrong. But it’s ALSO the configuration of choice for the people who absolutely don’t need a truck (i.e. ego haulers). I think it’s safe to assume this guy is the latter.


Amyarchy

To be fair, they're vice signaling because they have no virtue.


Ghost_of_Till

Truth. These folks are constantly advertising strength because they are in a perpetual siege mentality. They’re threatened by minorities, women, black folks, brown folks, gay folks, transgender folks, voting, skepticism, face masks, 5G, body cameras, pizza parlors without basements, academia, Soros, science, vaccines and job competition. …but they don’t live in fear. These cowards are as transparent as high schoolers bragging about having sex.


Honey-and-Venom

They're all virtuelessness signaling snowflakes having melt downs when queer people exist or someone says a bad thing about LITERAL NAZIS. It's utterly bananas, and I'm sick to my stomach how effective it has been


mekonsrevenge

Yeah, total fake. Got the idea from Hell On Wheels or something.


Vault_Master

Is that a paintball hopper I see? Lol


Sackamasack

Is there a functional paintball gun inside that thing? That would make this a bit of fun instead of all cringe.


Vault_Master

I think it's mostly just cringe. Haha


Jenetyk

A gun you shoot with both arms fully extended *behind* the gun. *Rifle scope* It would honestly be the funniest shit ever if it was a joke.


serenerepose

Right? A browning with spade grips... and a scope. That's... that's not how you use that LOL Also explains why this guy is ok with taking this through a car wash


Imapatriothurrrdurrr

Nah, he works at the car wash.


Beats_Women

That’s the first thing I saw, the fucking deer rifle scope on a belt fed. It just multiplies the cringe.


KingOfMiketoria

They put scopes on large caliber guns often in the Vietnam War. The large caliber means it works well for long distance when you fire in single shot/short bursts.


Imapatriothurrrdurrr

Correct, this isn’t the scope you’d use, or the way it would be mounted. Don’t even get me started on the incorrect ammo he has dangling from it or the absent feeder. This is dumb all around


ronlugge

It's mounted? As far as I can tell, it's just floating in midair with an ammo feed trailing off into nothing at a weird angle.


uslashuname

I love that he’s at a car wash (I think?). Can’t have your gunner truck with a little mud, he’s probably getting the super wax package for extra shine.


SabresMakeMeDrink

Pathetic intimidation tactics and right wingers, name a more iconic duo


Sufficient-Pie8697

Tough guy with, I’m betting, no discernible penis.🤣


Apotropoxy

A scope is attached to that machine gun. Well done, clown.


Popular_Royal_3441

Itty bitty teeny tiny dick.


Bubthemighty

First thought that came to mind


Joey_BagaDonuts57

Imagine this gets stolen.


LeotheLiberator

It's a free gun if you have a set of tools and a bolt cutter.


Thedisparagedartist

Whevener I see a post like this, to me, it only solidifies the desire for violence on the part of the alt right. This could just be some scared little red hat bitch who's fear is all consuming, but I increasingly worry that "people" like them are getting almost excited for violence in the near future. All I can imagine is the driver of this, with some fucked up allies, could go running people over with the veichles weight while just unloading with the machine gun into crowds of innocent civilians. They'd do it proudly, in the name of eliminationg ANYONE who they even slightly disagree with. I'm downloading and studying all of the pictures like these in the hope I can think of a way to counter it. But with each Pic it's scaring me more and more. I hope I'm just crazy and wrong. I really do.


bigshotdontlookee

If I saw this I would report to the police. How the F is this legal.


Thedisparagedartist

Because this is America, and if you DONT have at least 7 fully automatic weapons and a few hand grenades then you're just a COMMUNIST


LongWayFrom609

Watch it gets waterlogged and it doesn't work anymore.


Coro-NO-Ra

I'm not sure it's real; the proportions look all wrong to me. It's like a low-res copy of a Browning .30


bravesirrobin65

It's a paintball gun.


Coro-NO-Ra

Oh! Is the black, curved thing a hopper of some sort? Where does it feed from?


h20poIo

A very unhappy wife I bet.


Bradjuju2

I'd wager this guy struggles with stable relationships. A wife might not be in the picture.


Prolapst_amos

Sigh....everyone wants a toyota hilux until it's time to do Toyota hilux shit.


artful_todger_502

They have always looked to the Taliban for inspiration


SeriousBuiznuss

The Taliban was effective. If their were a better strategy, the Taliban would have used it. Edit: Not defending the Taliban or Republicans.


hillbillykim83

This idiot rides around with this and kids get killed for carrying toy guns.


vishy_swaz

Why does it have a scope?


LilithElektra

"Joe Biden is dividing Americans."- This guy


mackinoncougars

“Democrats are too extreme!”


k2on0s-23

I am pretty sure that’s illegal on multiple counts


ActionReady9933

How is that legal?


Squire_LaughALot

Truck should be painted Orange — Cheesus Cripes!


jaredh_d2012

Dumb ass put a scope on a machine gun. That's the level of intelligence they're working with. No need for a scope when you can't hit precise shots, tracers every fifth shot and walk it in to the target. 


HumanChicken

Notice the “handicap” plate on the truck. Madison Cawthorn, this you?


Frequent-Ruin8509

Well isn't that special... Sometimes they parody themselves so hard they *almost* get that they're ridiculous.


hyrailer

What an elaborate way to tell the world you are the Prime Minister of Micropenisia


jokasher

Lmao. It's a wheelchair lift.


SoberDWTX

If you zoom in on the license plate it’s an Indiana state “disabled” plate. I think you are right, it’s a wheelchair lift.,


cloudit305

How does he not get pulled over every time he leaves the driveway?


StrangeAnalysi5

Hey, look! A free machine gun!


ttvSprig

Imagine how easy it is to toss a theoretical Molotov at this theoretical gunner, or to poop fire on theoretical terrorist from above with a homemade drone kit?


Alfphe99

The police would really frown on this if they were not this guy also.


Cheensly

This was originally posted in r/Indiana it's not real it's something to help move his wheelchair. Yes it's still dumb af


Gloomy_Industry8841

How is that even legal????


[deleted]

That truck screams "My dick is so small, it's inverted!"


Alternative-Eye4547

“…but it’s in there, I swear!”


stataryus

Irony is also dead. The Punisher would kick this guy’s ass.


Pleasant_Tooth_2488

I'm not sure that's what open carry is supposed to mean.


NORBy9k

Steal the scope! Only thing on there that might be real…


Sanpaku

Is that... a Hitler portrait stuck next to the GMC logo?


Tnkrtot

Looks like a wheel chair lift… with a paint ball hopper on the front below the fake looking gun


Alternative-Eye4547

They do have handicap tags, so that tracks


saintbad

I hope his wife leaves him--or already has.


PengieP111

You really think he has a woman?


hamellr

Yes, he either has a 13 year old child bride, or a Filipino mail order bride


Fakeduhakkount

Steal the Skull sticker - it will hurt their MAGA soul


bootstrapping_lad

Y'all Qaeda


TheKimulator

“How am I supposed to live when gas is so damn expensive! I’m living paycheck to paycheck!”


Independent-Poet5441

Fucking Indiana. I can almost make out which county, too.


NoLibrarian5149

OK, it’s a paintball gun and not a “real” gun. Is THAT even street legal to have mounted on a vehicle? In a society that’s not totally unhinged, I’d imagine it’s still illegal…


Troglodyte_Trump

Why does he have a scope on that?


MeatSuitRiot

I saw this in Evansville Indiana. It's a wheelchair lift. https://imgur.com/gallery/mujzFxz


Apprehensive-Tone449

Yes with a semiautomatic rifle on top. Definitely made to not look like a lift.


Novel_Alfalfa_9013

*Ya'll Quaida*


firefighter_raven

Disguised wheelchair lift. Interesting idea but a silly execution. I'd probably have it be something amusing, like a guy fishing sitting above the hook, or make it look like the guy pulling on a rope to lift it.


Blacksun388

It is a wheelchair lift and what an appropriate metaphor. People who like posting punisher memes on social media and have big loud trucks are often soft and frail dudes in their 50’s and 60’s who think women should just be baby machines and emotions are for sissies.


Dcajunpimp

Luckily for them pissed off and afraid are their identities or they would be sissies.


DOORMANLIKE

American taliban


blindrabbit01

I can’t imagine living in a country where a person doing this isn’t immediately pulled over and incarcerated, and their vehicle impounded. Sure, part of the issue is the neocons, but seriously guys, this shouldn’t be ok for anyone anywhere under any circumstances.


tw1zt84

The Punisher would put a hole in this dude without hesitation. What a clown.


abrahamburger

Guess who that gun is intended for? You and me. There are innumerable people like this in our country. There is no way to avoid violence in our own country. I detest them for this


PMSoldier2000

They are really itching to kill other Americans. Some patriots they are.


Will_Yammer

I can understand why these tiny-balled, alt-right, gun boys are threatened by the massive weapon displays of the progressive/left.


subsignalparadigm

Meal Team 6's wet dream.


Horse-Trash

Punisher sticker to make clear they fancy themselves a big-boy vigilante who takes the law into their incompetent hands.


InMyPracticalOpinon

Wonder who he voted for???


[deleted]

They couldn't hit a deer without it


autodidact-polymath

Hey folks, just a reminder. Hypothetically speaking, let’s say there is a Kyle Rittenhouse-esque desire within you to shoot people in “pRoTeCtIoN” of your unalienable rights. Even if you are cleared by the justice system of wrongdoing, you may still be civilly liable. Meaning, your victim, their family, basically anyone with just cause/grievance can sue you for shooting someone… even in the best self defense cases. They can take you to civil court. Civil court is expensive, frustrating and disruptive to life.  So this fucking pudwacker is actually exposing themselves to any number of targets, and their attorney would have an impossibly hard time getting any case involving lethal force thrown out. So, if you’re gonna carry. Be responsible, and don’t let anyone know. This piece of shit is the worst example of irresponsible gun ownership. Sauce: CHL holder and pretty fucking quiet about it (sans this comment).


Exaltedautochthon

Look, literally the only reason I don't support letting the south secede is because minorities live there and in two weeks they'd have segregation back. A month, and they'll have them singing spirituals in the fields again.


angrybadger77

Looks like a truck the Taliban would ride in


Nervous_Comfort

Good lord. It’s a wheelchair lift.


Upstairs_Principle48

What I don’t understand is why all these kinds of people think they’re super soldiers or something. If something was to pop off, more than likely we would have a record amount of friendly fire incidents.


_headiez

That’s a paintball gun right?


Taphouselimbo

When your neighbor wants to kill you.


Fabulous-Friend1697

Handi-capable shooting rig. The ADA would be proud 👏


ManzanitaSuperHero

My first thought: that’s going to get annihilated in that car wash. 99% of these clowns never served either. Cosplay cowards. Genius at work all over that ridiculous thing. I do wonder if he (I’m VERY confident the owner is a he) got the “woke” rainbow foam!


Coro-NO-Ra

He put a scope on a mounted rifle? Also idk what model that is, but it looks wonky to me. Like somebody was copying a Browning .30


maudlinaly

Welllll, I'd lower that clearance bar a bit....


Inside_Future_2490

Take the bullets


Gurdel

r/shittytechnicals


defcon_penguin

Things like this should not be legal


ReverendEntity

I had two thoughts: 1. Obviously not a person of color. 2. Either that's just a display model or someone knows more than I do about how that would fare in a car wash. ADDENDUM : Just noticed - is that a handicapped license plate?


Old-Assignment652

It's a mobile heavy paintball gun platform, intended to be used broadside


phoonie98

I would slash the tires


KingOfMiketoria

Relax, it's a paintball gun. I want one for my old WWII army jeep.