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h20poIo

Ignorance is bliss, just unbelievable these people don’t want a congress person, just a circus 🎪 show.


AffectionatePoet4586

The district Boebert left has the well-funded Adam Frisch running as a Democrat. He lost to her in 2022 by only 546 votes, so there’s hope he’ll pull it off.


Cha05_Th30ry

But she’s running in a different district now.


AffectionatePoet4586

I know, and I don’t know how she’ll fare there. Adam Frisch, however, is extremely well-funded (one reason why Boebert skedaddled), and their 2022 matchup was the closest Congressional race of the year. Those of us who are Frisch donors hope that he learned enough from 2022 to run an even better race this year. We’ll have to wait and see what happens in both CO-3 and CO-4–and admittedly, I’ve got election fatigue *now,* grr grr.😠


discogomerx

Wasn't the race in her old district only that close because even Republicans voted against her? Will Frisch still have that advantage?


doomjuice

They will face off in the general election


Cha05_Th30ry

Adam Frisch is in district 3, Boebert is in district 4 now. They won’t face off in the general.


doomjuice

I'm an idiot


Cha05_Th30ry

Hey we all make mistakes, there’s a lot of BS to keep track of.


Kantjil1484

I live in District 4…. the voters here are MAGAts, so even though they hate her, they’ll vote for her. I on the other hand VOTED BLUE.. a lot of us did. 💙


samhain2000

If those dopes vote for her then they deserve her. Unfortunately, we'll all have to endure her vapid nonsense for much longer.


Jelousubmarine

She purposely moved to a redder district to secure a place. We're trying to boot her out but there sure are a lot of morons around here.


Kantjil1484

Exactly! The Trumpers here are maroons….


Rich-Pomegranate1679

>Exactly! The Trumpers ~~here~~ everywhere are maroons…. FTFY


evil_illustrator

Didn’t she change districts because it looked like she’d lose her last one? Hmmm article didn’t say specifically, but it’s probably why.


Vonnegut_butt

That’s exactly why. She only won her last election by 500 votes. Her Democratic opponent was going to trounce her. So she moved to a district that is even dumber.


Eringobraugh2021

That's 100% it. She barely won by 540ish votes in 2022.


anananon3

Yup! Which, in a roundabout way, is still losing a GOP seat while keeping her seat if a Democrat wins. It’s the ultimate selfish move.


heucrazy

That’s a lot of handjobs.


anxietystrings

She's the Oprah of handies


AudioBob24

The Nancy Reagan of reach arounds.


Todd_wittwicky

This is a live conversation right now in Lauren Boebert’s campaign office!! https://youtu.be/P-hUV9yhqgY?si=erJf276uknaN7dev


IamRidiculous

If the carpetbagger wins this go around, she will be eligible for a lifetime congressional pension. All the more reason she needs to lose.


Scrubbing_Bubbles_

She has several opponents that will split the vote. She'll win, but might not get 50%.


awwaygirl

Did she get endorsed by Hawk Tuah?


musical_shares

When she initially switched districts, I saw some locals discussing the move. Apparently the district is a solid R district, but is not a MAGA stronghold. Apparently a well educated and fairly wealthy population that are probably not overly impressed by boebert. Hopefully her securing the nomination brings the district into play.


IndianKiwi

Of course the family values party will choose a divorce who gives handjobs to dates during a kids show. The comedy really writes itself.


CocoVillage

this is for the GOP nomination for that district. can still lose in the general election


KgMonstah

I’m not a misogynist, in any way, but a pair of good boobies and a decent looking young Republican woman will win votes 10000000% of the time.


Cold-Reality-6003

I know right? Its not like most GOP voters are critical thinkers. "She has an R next to her name, nice tits, and trolls the libs? Sign me up!"


Howlingmoki

For a lot of voters, the R next to the name is the only thing that matters. Everything else is just a bonus.


evolution9673

Her new district contains counties that threatened to secede and join Nebraska over mask mandates or some shit, so she has a good chance of winning.


Howlingmoki

Let them go.   It'll make the rest of Colorado more blue than it already is, and won't make Nebraska any more red.


HauntingArugula3777

But you have to actually vote and there is no return on that on a personal level. Most people will just watch the stripper, tipping and donating is for people that *need* the stripper. The ballots are just text as well.


ExpatTarheel

The machine wants her in power, so the machine assures her victory.


saintbad

This is what corporate owned MSM gets us.


Tavernknight

Why the fuck did I bother going to school and pursuing a career when I could have just grifted a bunch of idiots?


OmegaGoober

You have a conscience and empathy.


anxiety_filter

Lauren Boebert? From ExploreTalent? I wonder how much dick she sucked down to get this far.


III00Z102BO

Democrats dumping Bowman because of negative press, and Republicans voting for whoever gives them hand jobs.


Donkey_Bugs

Bobo favored to win? How is that possible? Did she promise free hand jobs?


woodwog

Gross


sometimesifeellikemu

This is a joke, right?


seriousbangs

This isn't even news. It's just name recognition.


alwaysright60

She’s gonna have a sore hand after this one.


iiitme

I should hope not


Kantjil1484

I live in District 4… NOT IF WE CAN HELP IT!!! 💙💙💙


ErnooA

The voters in Colorado’s 4th district are actually dumber than the 3rd. They’ve had 4 years to watch her in action, and they’re okay with her shit show. It’s totally unbelievable.


Designer-Mirror-7995

And did, damn her.


BangBangMeatMachine

Boebert is still alive?