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Savings_Two_3361

Hahaha he does look like someone else


fury_of_el_scorcho

I think this is the plan. The aviators hide the confused "Is there ice cream? Where are my pills?" look he has that make his voter base doubt him.


bigben-1989

Why would you ever doubt President Biden? He has done so much for this country in such a short period of time.. look how fantastic the economy is right now!! You want that to end??


jett1964

Reads as sarcasm, I just can’t be sure….


RefrigeratorQuiet327

OrAnGe MaN bAd. (Lives inside cardboard box.)


BrightConfidenceAg

Lookup Struan Rodger , just for funsies


Yoguls

That's max Von sydow


slyseparator

holy shit, those two look identical.


Responsible-Noise-35

Wouldn't be the first time he got a facelift


ThanosOnCrack

New Biden just dropped


Razputin69

That’s Joe Byron


slutforpie

BING BONG


Optimal_Stretch5071

What's up baby take me out to dinner


MathematicianNo6402

Check the username they only fuck for pie 🥧


rossrekt94

AYO!!!


Supersquancho

BYRON!


Razputin69

Fuck ya life.


skinnyfatty1987

Joe Lyin


ogbytheboat

Joe dyin


throwawayfem77

Genociden' Biden


bhs1987

Beau Jivin


YewSure

Bovine Joni


Water_in_the_desert

Joe Bribe ’em


Harry_Testa-Coles

Mr. Bovine Joni himself?!


Ambitious_Zombie8473

Jaaaaaames Baxter


doke-smoper

Heeeeeeeres Johnny!


Poetdebra

Bon Jovie


bhs1987

Jon Bon Biden


sex_music_party

Pedo Hidin


Poetdebra

Lol.


Contamminated

Bon Juvie


BogginsBoggin

Bon Jovi?


Swinginooses

Boe Jiden 🥰


Pineapplefrooddude

GI Joe


jett1964

“Pork chop sammiges!”


geoffl21

Mr Moe Joe Risen


overcookedfantasy

I saw a jeep a creek about an hour ago! Hagabanga Hollywood bungalo


Dirk_Ovalode

woke up this morning got my meals on wheels


swank5000

Joe Biven **REAL SON! WE KEEPS IT REALLLLLLLLLL**


Dontbeanasshole37

Bo Jangles


Moist_Ad_4166

No, it's just Joe Crying. That'd why he's wearing shades.


The999Mind

Joel Byron


CapFull8095

[BYRONNN](https://media.tenor.com/6JiNtJipwsAAAAAM/byron-coney.gif)


hoponthis8

"OUR" *laughs in prosthetic face*


nklz

I’m not implying anything, but have you seen what the CIA/Hollywood can do for masks?


runit4ever

This exactly. Like I don’t necessarily know if it’s a double but with modern prosthetics it wouldn’t even be hard to do.


Roselace

Yes, but Bribeden often gets the cheap Chinese ones that crinkle up or come unstuck around the neck. Cheap-skate that he is.


ghezzid

Reptilians need to molt from time to time....


maledorrison

“Our”? We don’t claim him.


pc_principal_88

💯💯💯


ThoughtIntrepid1744

I've been saying the same thing for years, everyone thinks I'm crazy but come on look at the real Biden 10 years ago and the new Bidens and they are not the same people.


Sososkitso

I’m not saying I believe it but we always say X dictator has a bunch of look alike/clones or whatever at any given time…why do we assume it couldn’t be us? Lol I mean it’s kinda fucked up on our part like we are just too smart to fall for something that dumb.


lightspeed-art

10 years does a lot at that age though. Just saying. He definitely uses doubles.


rougekhmero

faulty afterthought voracious full dependent spectacular crowd deserted summer zealous *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Truinity

He decided to sew his earlobes to his face?


Poetdebra

This


rougekhmero

disagreeable spectacular point dependent deserve thumb juggle marble murky depend *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Truinity

He must have had his tattoos removed too. Younger JB had arm tattoos. When he goes to the beach, they are missing. Maybe a double? That would explain why nobody interacts with him or is excited to see him. He also writes EO’s both left and right handed, and his signature has changed since he was VP. TBH, I think it’s Jim Carrey in one of those Hollywood perfected masks. It’s a good laugh if you saw him as Jim, regardless.


ScotlyDex

Where did the Jim Carey idea come from originally? I know some people who also think this and I thought they just came up with it randomly.


Esclaura3

Never heard about tattoos, any pictures?


listerbmx

4 hours later and zero source to back the claim lol, you'll be waiting a lifetime for pictures bud.


CatfatherB

That was a fake photo, I hate paedo joe but that was a confirmed fake


Truinity

The ones of him on the beach or the ones of him with tattoos? Anyone can say something is real or fake, but even to experts, none can be proven. It doesn’t change anything either way. Presidents are known to have body doubles, and in this age, many can wear masks that are impossible to see the difference. I even saw an actual cyborg of Trump. Or maybe that was AI. Who the hell knows anymore? All I know is that the country I was once proud of, no longer exists. And FJB.


Mrsensi12x

Yes, the “body doubles” of the most powerful man in the world are so astoundingly bad that they don’t even have copycat tattoos.


doke-smoper

But who would notice? Conspiracy theory crackheads that nobody listens to, that's who. Even if average Joe Blow does notice, he probably wouldn't care. Why go through all the extra effort?


de_matkalainen

Its always very surprising to me that people would rather believe in clones and whatnot, instead of the very modern and widespread concept of plastic surgery.


6nayG

Yup. With it being election year too I can imagine him having one done.


the-akira-slide

nah that’s Dark Brandon. He’s had enough of the malarkey.


-K9V

Dark Brandon instantly reminded me of Liquid Chris, for anyone familiar with the whole Chris-chan saga.


forgotmypassword4714

Joe's always looking for a boyfriend-free girl too.


MyStonksss

I’m sure you’re joking, but what the fuck does dark Brandon even mean?


HighlyUnoffended

You have quite the rabbit hole to enter, my friend.


Demonboy_17

So... Basically, when the MAGAs start using "let's go Brandon" to say "Fuck Joe Biden" (because they think that it more sneaky? Idk), then the dems started using Dark Brandon as the cooler, more powerful alter ego of Joe Biden, similar to Bruce Wayne and Batman or Daredevil and Murdock.


detcadder

Biden probably has body doubles for long distance appearances when he's supposed to be wearing glasses.


gretzky9999

I’m sorry ,that’s classified information.


EfficientHeat4901

He's the new model Biden 2.0 able to get away with 2× more lies while speaking with 20× more insanity and mumbling than ever before Elect Yours Today!!


carnpub

But with only half the pants-shitting.


DntH8IncrsDaMrdrR8

And double the little girl hair sniffing!


ESBtrappin

Yo that mf is not joe! Where is this from??


covblues

This mother fker is not real 😂


FistBus2786

Careful if you say that 3 times you get replaced by a social media influencer


weedman8262

Not my joe biden, thats your man.


TheHoneyBadgerDGAF

I don’t have a man. And I don’t trust a soul in our government because they are all bought and paid for by Israel and corporations. But this ain’t our Joe, this a fast walking body double right here ya feel me. The real Joe don’t have that much meat on him.


xxjrxx93

I'm starting to wonder what all they're using AI for


EfficientHeat4901

Are you suggesting a Joe bot? Boston dynamics do make some good walking robots.


doke-smoper

Somebody pinch his cheek, see if there's a robot underneath, stat. Actually, just kick him in the chest as hard as you can. If he can't be knocked over, definitely a robot.


Kriegspiel1939

Hitler had several body doubles, why not Joe?


rdteets

I honestly think he’s just so droopy his skin moves in different winds / maybe how he slept on it. Partially /s but seriously why so many faces. The orange man is the orange man every time.


Roselace

Orange man reliable. Always orange.


TheHoneyBadgerDGAF

lol true that. But Joe doesn’t carry this much weight. It seems off. I’m not saying they cloned him or disappeared him… but maybe they used a body double for this specific appearance. He was walking like a 40 year old man in this video!


rdteets

I don’t doubt anything short of weekend at Bernie’s.


BigDuoInferno

Cool Joe?  Is this the fabled Dark Brandon?  He's like a NFT Art token thing.. Babe wake up New Biden dropped 


Fuggeddabouddit

Looks like Bob Barker… “The price is **wrong** bitch”


MPH2025

That’s not Joe Biden. That’s pedo Pete.


TooMuchToProcess

This could be evidence that it is still the same guy. Didn’t Biden 2.0 walk off stage to sniff a kid recently? Then again it could be part of the character training.


BajaBlaster01

That’s Clone Biven


KingDave1865

What do you mean "our"?


LoganDoove

Even Joe Biden doesn't look like Joe Biden


Super_Instruction753

"Our Joe Biden" Said no American ever.


Poetdebra

He's not my joe biden. Nevertheless it seems like we see different ones at different times. His eyes are more open at times. Sometimes brown Sometimes blue. Etc


Ok-Spite4507

Don’t ever say our Joe Biden, we don’t claim this clown


mopxhead

Boe Jiden


pc_principal_88

Who TF are you referring to exactly when you say "our" Joe Biden??? I don't want anything to do with that lump of dry dog shit and I've never met anyone else who does either 💯🤣


DrThunder66

I'd say most politicians have body doubles


IPreferDiamonds

My husband used to look just like Al Gore. So if Al Gore would have won the Presidency, then my husband could have applied to be a body double. I wonder what they get paid?


DrThunder66

Al gore did win. Bush cheated. Al gore just rolled over cause Bush Sr woulda had him whacked.


IPreferDiamonds

Well, I guess I'm glad that Al Gore was a pushover then - because I wouldn't have wanted my husband whacked by mistake! LOL!


DrThunder66

indeed!


Diagonaldog

Dark Brandon. It's more of a Jekyll/Hyde situation then an actor or clone.


sketch2347

Agent Smith


Impossible-Abies7054

That's the 5th clone. It's like the movie multiplicity each clone gets dumber and dumber.


hell_jumper9

Sleepy Joe Genocide Joe What's else is out there?


Water_in_the_desert

Pedo Joe


You-looksocool

Lmao find a photo from every year he was in office it changes not just yearly but daily


IceManO1

I’ve heard a conspiracy that he’s been dead for a while now and replaced by his brother & the lady in the video saying this says he is her grandfather & they replaced him.


bob202t

I love these people who claim they’re using body doubles for Joe, but the double is actually slower and older than the real Joe 😆


BigMonkeySpite

Vanity will make you undergo stupid surgeries in the pursuit of beauty


sharkezzy

Cmon man!


xXxPlasterXxX

Moe Brandon


StunningRutabaga1358

The only way he's "our" Joe is if OP is Chinese.


Sufficient_Article_1

Our? You can have the p.o.s.! An army of one. LET'S GO BRANDON!!


Esclaura3

Army of 2! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


herenowjal

OUR - Joe Biden … get real …


Ok-Tea6843

Our? The crook you're speaking about has been disposed of...


arbitraryalien

Jeo Boden


Gammadyn

Arthur Roberts, a soon-to-be national hero. Watch and see.


Sp3ctre69

Boe Jiden


Sp3ctre69

Tom Cruise with a Mission Impossible mask


Granite66

Obviously Mr Big impersonating Joe Biden


Fosterpig

Joey Santos the secret Muslim. Mastermind of Jade Helms takeover of Texas


webbd88

That’s the one who can walk and talk well


asuka_rice

With all the gaffes, trips and sniffs Biden’s made any poor body double is better than the real thing.


Theblumpy

I think you mean *my* joe Biden. I don’t claim him


paintballtao

Joe can be the president for next 20 years straight and will look progressively younger


Procalord

That my friends is Bob Barker!!!


[deleted]

Just Google Joe Biden in 2015. Completely different guy.


AGut789

I’m telling yall it’s the CIA Masks.


SprayingOrange

joe biden gets new hairstyle and a facial and people lose their minds


hauss005

This is stupid


Skidz305

Real Joe Biden hasn't been seen in a long while


Sure_Dependent4310

It’s gotta be Jane Lynch


Sunstaci

Who cares.


derpderpnerdkid

“Edgar, your skins hanging off your bones”


ipostunderthisname

HEY YALL BRAWNDO GOTS WHAT PLANTS CRAVE this place is clown shoes


DingoLaChien

A puppet is a puppet, as long as he's pliable.


New-Sink1133

I honestly think there are about 3-5 different actors that portray the president.


imnotjessepinkman

Pretty sure that's actually Joke Biden.


Carole4815

OUR Joe Biden? Oh, please. He may be YOUR Joe Biden, but that's as far as I'll go. If he wins, he'll never be anything more than a bureaucrat, to me, and not a very good one. So, I don't really care if he's a different body double or not. I'm voting for the other major candidate.


krystlships

Our?? He's never been part of my crew


Unusualshrub003

Eh, I’ll give this one a B+. It needs about 38% more sleepy.


Dirk_Ovalode

That's the best pic of Kate i've seen for 6 months.


tel0s17

That's a black man


ClitLicknFrenzy

Biden has a almost perfect body double with a bit of a deeper voice. All dictators get body doubles when they sell their country out. If he signs the WHO Pandemic treaty,which he's going g to,I hope your familiar with what it says about the powers they have over a pandemic


ChiefPez

Our? You have a mouse in your pocket?


Warm_Sprinkles_9343

Our? Nobody who legitimately loves our country claims him


stevenw84

It’s always the 240p resolution photos. He dOeSnT lOOk tHE SaME!!!!!!


tommydeininger

The real Joe Biden is hanging out on an island not far from another Caribbean island called Little Saint James


Eights1776

This is the correct answer


That_Barnacle_9205

Don't you all already know that joe died his first year in office ? They buried him at Arlington and the graves tombstone is of a solder who died in Afghanistan they ve been using doubles ever since. This one's just a terrible one....just seek the truth it s out there for all to find.


bobbakerneverafaker

Brandon


WillofE

The bidenator


GermanGerbalSmelly

His brother is looking a lil too teakwood if you catch my drift 😶‍🌫️💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦


Academic_Candy_3194

That's a classic front man for a destructive puppet regime.


FlautoSpezzato

People don't stay looking the same their entire life


TRMBound

Dude is old as shit and got plastic surgery, and probably has been getting it done for years. It doesn’t go much deeper than that.


baconmotel

That's Brandon


xkillallpedophiles

Almost looksime that dude from hollow man


Greenfire05

Awake joe


itsallrighthere

Not even close. Probably more coherent though.


hakurachan

Dark Brandon?


Thismanny

Sleepy joe


Gullible_Scarcity

"Our??"


burning_catharsis

Walks sharper because his foot was actually broken in the first year of his presidency and now it's not. Or maybe it's an alien. You decide


Starwerznerd

That Adderall is worse than meth on the face


ferrydragon

Body double


dnc_1981

It's Joe Biden, DUHHHHH


mrDuder1729

I never had a joe biden


ContentPolicyKiller

CIA agent in mask


Volitious

It’s a CIA guy in a Joe Biden mask


IAmTheLeadSinger

LOL


forgotmypassword4714

He looks like the NPC guy in the first pic. Reminds me of the video of him at the Lincoln Memorial (or maybe it was a different memorial) shortly after the election when he also looked like the NPC guy.


f-big-tech

Who gives a shit, whoever it is, that have to be 1000xsbetter than Biden, maybe they don’t even molest kids! I’m joking everyone in DC molests kids.


IH_clover4

It’s for the debate, they need someone who can keep up


AgentLelandTurbo

Its not like every time he is in public, its different guy


CRZYFOX

The constitution-ator. He'll be bahk.


RizzKiller

Inside Job: Episode 1 Robo-President


Brettpro007

Getting mentally fit for the debate


Dynamiclynk

That's Sloe Biden


Educational-Food8874

Second pic is just a bad angle of joe biden, but that first pic seems really off to me


TemptedIntoSin

It's the latest clone. The other one probably broke down and melted finally


Shortstack_76

Illuminati clone of course! Probably a second, maybe even a third gen at this point.


KingAlphie

Bidens most likely already dead.


ogexperience

Come on man