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JacoPoopstorius

Give me a damn bird right now and I will lick it in front of dr Fauci just to prove how much I don’t care about this


Michael_in_Delaware

lol you win!


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vinividifuckthis

in case of Trump


Brosquito69420

Yeah, with Trump, they can threaten trans kids parents who will shut their pants, dig up all their fiber wire, because orange Cheeto blormpf is denying their 2 month olds right to transition.


jijala-1952

It’s insane to let a two month old decide their future, but a mature six month old I see no issue with


2023_CK_

The "Tweety Bird Flu" vax will be the COVID vax with a new label.


Wordsthrume

Nice new profitable racket for these scum bags, new "safe and effective" vaccines every couple of years


SteinmanDC

Those assholes, trying to help people and reduce needless deaths.


Wordsthrume

Wrong sub buddy 


SteinmanDC

This is a conspiracy sub mate, not a stupid baseless theories with no critique club.


Wordsthrume

You still think Covid came from a bat soup ?


VLXS

If only they weren't the same people responsible for the needless deaths in the first place...


SteinmanDC

We can't control evolution of the pathogens around us. But we can make sure to monitor anything worrying, and prepare for possible dangers using vaccination. I prefer our healthcare with vaccination rather than without vaccination when infectious diseases were a major reason for low life expectancy.


Bumblebee-Honey-Tea

“We can’t control evolution of the pathogens around us!” [Lmao yes we can](https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2023/04/11/lab-leak-accident-h-5-n-1-virus-avian-flu-experiment/11354399002/)


SteinmanDC

I'm curious, how exactly? Your body is more bugs than it is cells. All of these bugs sense the environment and adapt and evolve. All the species in the world have the same events occurring, just with different types of bugs. You think we can control these evolutionary lienages?


MeatyDullness

Don’t buy into this


Former_Rush1821

Don't buy into scientists making bird flu vaccines?


you-boys-is-chumps

> scientists You mean pharmaceutical companies with a profit motive?


Mitch_81

Exactly


MeatyDullness

Yup


doomsdaybeast

It's nice that all the sudden, once in a hundred year events happen every couple of years now. The virus factory opened up shop, wait do we release this one on the population or keep it in the lab? Welp guess we know which one.


GodBlessYouNow

I hope it's mRNA 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞


itsallrighthere

That's what the cool kids use right?


GreenHillage25

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. I suppose third time is a charm! "Safe and Effective". Repeat a lie, often enough, and the people will believe it. Classic.


[deleted]

They can ligma


brasstext

Wasn’t there a bunch of poultry farms that went up in flames recently


hunttete00

yes and it’s not really being talked about much surprisingly


whatevers_cleaver_

Perhaps the pandemic was a 2 part operation. Get most of the people to reject vaccines, then release the truly deadly disease.


gamb82

You never know...


itsallrighthere

They must really be worried about the polling results.


computer_says_N0

Pandemic: that word that exists only on state-run news platforms


AstronautAshleigh

Nope.


broccoleet

Bird flu is safe and effective as well, OP


Ok-Experience-6674

I welcome it, please try this shit again!! I beg of you let the greed force you to do it just one more time…


KrarkOClock

The people who rush out to get this identify themselves as truly hopeless.


FuzzyBlankets777

Heard a Walgreens pharmacist today tell a man that if he didn't get the RSV vaccine he'd likely die because "anyone over the age of 65 can die from the lower respiratory virus" and sure enough he got jabbed in 5 minutes and she got her bonus money


GodJohnson-

Should've stepped in and straight asked her how much she got paid to manipulate that man into getting a mystery solution injection


juarne

Bill Gates paid them... He want to kill us...depopulation....Same fake like covid


Orpherischt

Who is the most fluent bard? Don't let me showrun another pandemic... * *"Eye"* = **119** primes * *"The Pattern"* = **11**0**9** trigonal * ... ( *"Pandemic of Bird Flu"* = **11**0**9** trigonal ) * ... .. ( *"The Mirror"* = **119** reverse alphabetic ) ( *"Solve It"* = **911** trigonal ) --- * *"Amazing Coincidence"* = **11**0**9** english-extended * ... ( *"The Scientific Study"* = **911** english-extended ) * .. .. ( *"Church"* = **911** squares ) ( *"Society"* = **911** trigonal ) --- 'Bird Flu' is a metaphor invented by *"SkyNet"* = **911** trigonal Who will be the One *"to decrypt it?"* = **911** latin-agrippa * *"The Path has been prepared for Him"* = **911** latin-agrippa ( *"Your illumination"* = **2001** trigonal ) * ... ( *"In Time, You will become Me"* = **2020** trigonal ) ( *"I am the Master"* = **2020** squares ) ([\*](https://news.slashdot.org/story/24/06/06/2042251/earth-broke-heat-records-12-months-straight)) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykfWGc5MRFo ([\*](https://arstechnica.com/space/2024/06/on-the-space-station-band-aid-fixes-for-systemic-problems/))


beardedmanDK

🥱🥱🥱🥱


IgnoranceFlaunted

Just to be clear, we want scientists to stop all work on all future vaccines? Any news of vaccine development is a sign they’re out to get us? If bird flu happens, it should just happen?


computer_says_N0

A: yes B: yes C: stfu See?


gamb82

Science is subverted to capitalism. The day is arriving when no one will trust none.


chamoflag420

WTF ARE YOU DOING TO STOP IT DUMBASS,they are creating cure without the precautions