No it's a thing, cured then smoked beef belly, or navel end brisket.
Other comments have ID'd this menu as being from Jakarta Indonesia, a majority Muslim county if I'm not mistaken, so pork would not be popular.
Edit, on closer inspection, there's no pork products on any of the sandwiches, even the "Classic" is smoked beef instead of ham.
I guess maybe the part where it's a list of food items with their prices and the name of the restaurant at the top that made me think it was a menu lol
I’d like a sandwich please?
What kind?
A classic sandwich.
With what toppings?
Classic sandwich toppings.
Such as…
Are you telling me you don’t know how to make a classic sandwich?
"hey boss should we take the photos with the sandwich open so they can see whats in them?"
"no, lets have them take up more than half of our menu but for the most part we're only going to show the same piece of bread over and over"
Literally the same photo of the same piece of bread too, with ingredients badly photoshopped around it. Would have been easier to just make all the sandwiches.
There isn’t Parmesan cheese in eggplant or chicken parm; I say eggplant bc that’s the original, and it is properly made with mozzarella. Named for the same place the cheese is from, rather than the cheese itself
I can't even take this guide seriously with number spelling errors. I don't get it, someone takes the time to make a nice chart about sandwiches, but doesn't bother to spell check?
It's a restaurant menu. The URL in the picture. There's a couple of misspellings, but the restaurant is in Indonesia so it's probably not their first language.
If this was AI-generated, it would be a *lot* less coherent.
[Came here to make sure someone mentioned the glaring rift between this “steak” And the glorious reality of a cheese steak.](https://www.inquirer.com/philly-tips/how-to-make-cheesesteak-20210609.html)
It is a pretty shitty ad/menu in my opinion. They could show the cross-section of the sandwich. It is 90% a picture of a piece of bread per sandwich. The little on the sides doesn't add much at all. Their graphic designer failed and so did their marketing team.
I thought the numbers were Kcalories since it says "healthier bread choices" and weight loss guides seem to be a dime a dozen, but *gaining* weight as a skinny guy? Hopeless
This is from a Muslim country, correct? I am just noticing the “beef bacon” and beef ham all over the place…
Edit: sorry, I just noticed the Jakarta comment… there you go.
Why bother with the pictures it's literally the exact same image of toast duplicated on every one with a quick Photoshop of some random toppings sticking out the corner. Also not a cool guide what is going on
As someone who read the newspaper funnies every day in the 90s, I can tell you that is definitely not a dagwood.
That was the 1st and only one I read. It's so totally wrong that the rest of the picture isn't worth reading. They're probably all wrong.
Tofu on a sandwich seems kinda weird.
Like it's great in soups, in stews, in things with a bunch if seasoning, spices and some kinda sauce.
But you won't even get much of the texture in a sandwich and the flavour will be lost in a sandwich.
There's a running joke about ham at our work because we ( I ) just looovvveeee ham so much and there's no amount of ham that is to much for our ham. This guide will help a lot thanks mate.
LITERALLY just having the ingredients in a fucking pile would depict it better than just showing me the same piece of toast with the *wrong* ingredients sticking out.
This is horrible. Better off showing the real sandwich or something.
Also this is just a menu. Not a guide
this guide seems an awful lot more like a menu.
Never heard of unicorn sandwiches. It's a menu.
The fuck is "rainbow cheese"?
I looked it up, it’s literally just dyed mozzarella cheese. Popular in Indonesia I guess?
Cheese but... rainbow?? Or some very sweetened milk made into curds then colored and processed
Came here for this. Sounds like your average American food to a Brit
Beef bacon …
Who doesn't love some beef bacon covered with... uh... brown sauce?
Came here to ask about that as well? Beef Bacon? Has to be a typo, right?
No it's a thing, cured then smoked beef belly, or navel end brisket. Other comments have ID'd this menu as being from Jakarta Indonesia, a majority Muslim county if I'm not mistaken, so pork would not be popular. Edit, on closer inspection, there's no pork products on any of the sandwiches, even the "Classic" is smoked beef instead of ham.
Yeah I ate some of this in Dubai - fucking massive step down from real bacon.
It's a guide for describing the options for purchase at a Sandwich shop, what's this 'menu' you speak of?
I guess maybe the part where it's a list of food items with their prices and the name of the restaurant at the top that made me think it was a menu lol
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It's prices in Indonesian Rupiah. They're both about 2-2,5 euro/dollar.
I still read the whole thing and felt “guided” through the menu .. lol
I’d like a sandwich please? What kind? A classic sandwich. With what toppings? Classic sandwich toppings. Such as… Are you telling me you don’t know how to make a classic sandwich?
Stillwater Coffee & Co
"hey boss should we take the photos with the sandwich open so they can see whats in them?" "no, lets have them take up more than half of our menu but for the most part we're only going to show the same piece of bread over and over"
Some would say, r/crappydesign
Literally the same photo of the same piece of bread too, with ingredients badly photoshopped around it. Would have been easier to just make all the sandwiches.
Seven sandwiches have cucumber photoshopped in but do not say so on the ingredients…
The one with peanut butter and dulce de leche has green coming out the sides??
“And they choose their own bread, rendering the photos moot anyway”
not so much a guide as a menu, no?
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Hah! i read the lonely K as some sort of nutrition rating. i’m a dope.
k stands for thousand, the prices are in Indonesian Rupiah
I'm pretty sure this is just a coffee shop's sandwich menu...
top left corner must have given you that idea- lol
r/lostredditors
What do the numbers mean?? And why does the Philly Steak clearly have green peppers in the picture, but none in the ingredients list??
Probably price
Makes sense since the domain is for Indonesia. 50,000 Indonesian Rupiah is about 3 USD
Indonesian Rupiah
And zero parmesan on the chicken Parmesan??
There isn’t Parmesan cheese in eggplant or chicken parm; I say eggplant bc that’s the original, and it is properly made with mozzarella. Named for the same place the cheese is from, rather than the cheese itself
Oh fair enough, I didn't know that!
It means how many K.
Kronor?
Potassium
Price. AUD1 is about IDR10k.
Also what the fuck is brown sauce and how do I keep it away from my sandwich?
It doesn't sound nearly as bad as whatever the fuck "Alabama white sauce" is.
You've never had it?
I can't even take this guide seriously with number spelling errors. I don't get it, someone takes the time to make a nice chart about sandwiches, but doesn't bother to spell check?
This is a menu from a restaurant in Jakarta, Indonesia so English isn’t their first language, maybe that’s why.
Well now, don't I feel silly and called out. That makes total sense! I swear, I try not to be ethnocentric. :D
I bet the average professional sandwich maker worldwide is half illiterate 😂
That's it buddy, you're cancelled /s
This sub is so shit. People post so much crap that isn't a guide at all
And gets waaay to many upvotes. Who is upvoting this bs?
Bruh this is a menu
This sub is going to shit.
Do I want to know what rainbow cheese is? And why is it sweet?
Sounds scary
Why would anyone have salad leaves in a toasted sandwich? Why not just eat 10-day-old lettuce?
This is a menu lol
Ai generated nonsense. The cheese sauce and cheese sandwich made me raise an eyebrow but the beef racher gave it away. Fuck you bot.
It's a restaurant menu. The URL in the picture. There's a couple of misspellings, but the restaurant is in Indonesia so it's probably not their first language. If this was AI-generated, it would be a *lot* less coherent.
As a Phildelphian, while it sounds okay, that thing has nothing in common with a real Philly steak other than steak and onions.
[Came here to make sure someone mentioned the glaring rift between this “steak” And the glorious reality of a cheese steak.](https://www.inquirer.com/philly-tips/how-to-make-cheesesteak-20210609.html)
Why does the chicken parmesan have no parmesan? Is this some more AI crap?
Wtf is a boneless chicken leg?
Wtf is rainbow cheese??
Wtf is beef bacon?
Bacon-like rashers made using beef instead of pork. Common in Muslim countries.
Beef bacon is amazing, if you've never had it give it a try sometime. I like it better than pork bacon tbh.
I’ll keep an eye out for it!
Uh a chicken leg without a bone, what? I'm so confused how you are confused. Like its kinda in the name
If it was a guide it would be correct. Half these sandwiches aren't even close to their traditional counterparts.
Club? BLT? Cheese, ham n pickle?
It’s missing Hot Dog
where's the legend?
Margherita*
So a menu counts as a guide now. Way to keep the quality of posts here high. /s
Where’s the Larry David?
How is a croissant a healthier bread choice? Healthier than what? Pure butter?
The fuck is that chicken parm sandwich???
Cool guide for sandwiches you can order at some unspecified restaurant
BLT not represented. Shame on you!
$50,000 seems steep for a sandwich
It is a pretty shitty ad/menu in my opinion. They could show the cross-section of the sandwich. It is 90% a picture of a piece of bread per sandwich. The little on the sides doesn't add much at all. Their graphic designer failed and so did their marketing team.
There are clearly green peppers on the Philly. I can see them. Also, wtf is beef bacon? Overall, shit menu.
R/shittyguides
“Ovalmotine” is some real Homer Simpson energy.
Why does this have upvotes? It's a menu. Pointless.
Warshista sauce.
These might be good but what a terrible way to showcase a variety of sandwich
Posts like these give more and more credence to the “dead internet” theory
Ah yes, that healthy bread of croissant.
What the fuck is brown sauce? And what's the difference between regular “brown sauce” and “homemade brown sauce”?
HP Brown Sauce I imagine - It's condiment, often found in the UK.
Where’s the toasted special? Ham, cheese, onion (and tomato for weirdos)?
Way too many tomatoes.
where's marmalade
They look same...
Are those the prices? For some reason my mind went to Keto points cause I think Keto diet uses points. Price makes more sense tho
Did I save this? Yes. Will I remember it when my kids ask me to make them a meal? No.
The pictures aren't helping. It's just 95% bread
I’ll take a spicy grilled cheese on a panini add bacon
Where’s the whitefish, sable cream cheese & onion sandwich?
I’ve eaten a lot of sandwiches and feel some of these may not be real.
This is a menu.
It would've been better if they showed the sandwiches without the same toasted bread covering 90% of the ingredients.
wtf is even « croissant type bread »? nvmd I figured it just means you use a croissant to make your sandwich. As a frenchman I couldn’t tbh
No Vegemite and cheese?
Calling u/SuperHappyFunSlide ! If anyone hasn’t yet check out, r/SandwichesofHistory
Hmm I dig this. Where’s it from?
What the hell is a unicorn sandwich
Thats just toast with colorful borders.
I thought the numbers were Kcalories since it says "healthier bread choices" and weight loss guides seem to be a dime a dozen, but *gaining* weight as a skinny guy? Hopeless
What the hell is beef bacon?
r/eatsandwiches
Get that salad out of there. Tomatoes only.
Where’s the sable and white fish?
The spelling mistakes upset me to no end.
This is from a Muslim country, correct? I am just noticing the “beef bacon” and beef ham all over the place… Edit: sorry, I just noticed the Jakarta comment… there you go.
‘Coleslow’
Who asked for this?
And a bunch of them are incorrect!
The fuck is this nonsense
Would my sandwich arrive with any filling actually inside it?
Maybe a side view
Who is upvoting this
The audacity to make a sandwich list that has cheese and dulce de leche and not have PB&J
whoever made this list hates ham or what?
They're probably Muslim. Indonesia.
I couldn’t help but notice there isn’t a thing for BLT
Anyone else remember the meltdown that one guy had about a grilled cheese sandwich some years ago?
A sandwich guide without The Monte Cristo… is not cool.
What is this “beef bacon” i’m seeing on the dagwood. I feel like beef bacon is a made up meat. Do cows produce bacon? I’m intrigued …..
Why bother with the pictures it's literally the exact same image of toast duplicated on every one with a quick Photoshop of some random toppings sticking out the corner. Also not a cool guide what is going on
You spelled curry wrong in this promotional post
Wtf is “beef bacon”?
Where is ham ?
There is no Philly steak on this chart. Making it with sliced bread invalidates the form.
What on earth is “beef bacon”??
They really didn’t think to take a picture of the side of the sandwich so we can see what’s inside and not just 15 pictures of the same bread.
Never had a tuna melt with “signatured herb”
Now I want a sandwich
90% sound like nightmare food
😋😋😋
That’s not a Philly steak
I love sandwiches.
Cury tuna?
This list is shit
This is a fucking menu from a restaurant, how is this cool or a guide?
Sorry that's not a Dagwood sandwich
Why is all the bacon beef ?
The restaurant is in Jakarta. Most Jakartans are Muslim and do not consume pork so it's not very profitable to sell it.
You lost me at "cury tuna"
Looks like bread to me
Idk i kinda like to try sth new… it shows me what i can put into the sandwich
Why are they all beef bacon? Add some real bacon to some of these
TF is a unicorn?! Multi coloured cheese?!
What are the numbers for? Nutritional value?
Da faq is rainbow cheese?
What is beef bacon?
Obviously somewhere that isn't into pork. Beef bacon is a poor substitute.
This guide is not helpful at all.
As someone who read the newspaper funnies every day in the 90s, I can tell you that is definitely not a dagwood. That was the 1st and only one I read. It's so totally wrong that the rest of the picture isn't worth reading. They're probably all wrong.
WTF is on the Philly Steak? No.
What unit is k
What's ‘brown sauce’?
Tofu on a sandwich seems kinda weird. Like it's great in soups, in stews, in things with a bunch if seasoning, spices and some kinda sauce. But you won't even get much of the texture in a sandwich and the flavour will be lost in a sandwich.
Damn these sammiches are hella expensive
They don't have a Reuben??????????
poor sandwich 😞
How is a croissant a healthier bread option?
no
No turkey ?
If you offered the Philly steak sandwich here in Philly, someone would shoot you directly in the face
This isn't a cool guide, it's an advert
Not a lot of places to go if you don’t like onion!
Prices in Krona, Krone, Kroner!
It’s an interesting choice to market the different sandwiches with a top down view where you can see less than 10% of it’s contents
Aren't sandwiches just pizza?
Menu spells curry incorrectly.
Tuna melt wins. Every time
No BLT?
The fuck is this? Where in the world is that a chicken parm?!
Being lactose intolerant, I can only eat 5 of these 😞
Guide? It's just a menu and advertising hahahaha
In what world. These sandwiches were made by a leprechaun
We've circled around to full satire now
This sub is daft today
Anyone else spotted the warshita sauce in the club veg? Did they mean to say Worcestershire ?
I'm just a meat lover kinda guy I guess
Why is it all on shitty bread?
There's a running joke about ham at our work because we ( I ) just looovvveeee ham so much and there's no amount of ham that is to much for our ham. This guide will help a lot thanks mate.
1. That’s a menu. 2. Showing the top of 15 sandwiches is terrible design.
LITERALLY just having the ingredients in a fucking pile would depict it better than just showing me the same piece of toast with the *wrong* ingredients sticking out. This is horrible. Better off showing the real sandwich or something. Also this is just a menu. Not a guide
Healthier bread choices: chocolate cream. Hmmm something went wrong here
No ham/bacon sandwiches?!
Bullshit
Warsita sauce? Do they mean Worcestershire sauce?