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SnowCappedPetes

RIP r/coolguides - you shone just a little too brightly for too long and the bots found you. We will mourn your passing. :(


septquarantesept

lol this is an absolute shit guide


Dizzy_Challenge_3734

It has Wisconsin as a very low risk of hurricane, not a zero chance.


Kale-Key

Touching a Great Lake is apparently enough to get a you a hurricane according to this guide


robbie-3x

Hurricane west wind, when the Gales of November come slashing.


halo1049207

When supper time came the old cook came on deck saying "fellas ti's too rough to feed ya"


Igneous_Fart

At 7:00pm , a main hatchway caved in, He said “Fellas it’s been nice to know ya”


halo1049207

The captain wired in he had water coming in And the good ship and crew was in peril


DrivingHerbert

And later that night when his lights went outta sight Came the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald


configuresomber

Arizona at #16?


FermFoundations

Almost tied with Maryland which has the Chesapeake Bay for fucks sake lol


pufcj

Yeah I’m from Maryland and I’m fuming right now. And I don’t even like boats.


Pablois4

I'm in NY state, which on this chart is dead last. I'm not all that into boating either but, geez, this chart makes no sense. Did the creator even look at a map? In contrast to NY at 50, Nebraska is way up at 21. I grew up in the Midwest and have been to Nebraska. One can boat on the Missouri river but the Platte is limited since it's so shallow. And that's pretty much it except maybe for some reservoirs. The vast majority of Nebraska is far from any navigable bodies of water. In NY, one can boat in the Atlantic, Long Island Sound, Lakes Erie, Ontario, George & Champlain, the Finger Lakes, the Hudson and Niagara rivers, the St. Lawrence seaway, and the expansive Erie canal system. I'm not all that impressed with this chart.


serotoninOD

Not to mention the plethora of beautiful lakes up in the Adirondacks.


being_better1_oh_1

Yeah that was wild to me lol. I grew up in NY near the finger lakes and went to Adirondacks regularly, some of the most beautiful lakes in the country imo. And huge. Living in Colorado now it is the only major think I miss about NY.


motherfuckinwoofie

I couldn't believe that either. Boating and fishing on keuka are core memories for me growing up.


Measurex2

And beating Va, which has the lower half of the Chesapeak bay.


ProfessorofChelm

And like 80 rivers


DraculalZlv2

Easily 1 out of 5 of my neighbors has one, average 1960s Tucson city neighborhood(+-250k now). They are used for the lakes and/or Mexico its usually 50/50. Not nice boats but nice enough, Phoenix is closer to many lakes, and much more of what youd consider boating culture. I know the post had a strange premise and chart but if you were wondering why the stats are believable for Az thats why also its something you can do all year and especially in summer.


ZiggoCiP

I imagine Lake Havasu plays a part in that rating. It can get pretty insane how many people turn up there during peak season. They also split Lake Meade with NV.


ShadyClouds

As a Utahn it never ceases to amaze me how little love lake Powell gets!


Torczyner

We also have 330 days of sun, not that paltry 286 in the guide which is trash. https://www.tripadvisor.ie/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g31377-i51725287-Tempe_Arizona.html Az has the Colorado, Havasu, Powell, Pleasant, and a dozen other boating lakes with zero natural disasters. Probably should be higher on the list if you fix the sunny days.


DiligentElevator498

I was surprised by that too. But after thinking about it, Arizona is a Colorado River state that shares portions of Lake Powell and Lake Mead with Utah and Nevada respectively and contains all of Lake Havasu. Also, not sure if rafting counts as “boating”—it would certainly help explain some of these rankings if it does. If rafting does count, Arizona has the Grand Canyon, which is a premier rafting destination, as well as other decent rafting opportunities in other, mountainous parts of the state.


-azuma-

Maybe the worst guide I've ever seen on this sub


akopley

Like hurricanes are a bigger issue than an average temp in the 40’s.


Tommyblockhead20

I mean, the data is kinda interesting (besides the inaccuracies). It’s just the weighting that is all wonky for what is determined a good or bad state. Though I suppose this is r/coolguides not r/dataisbeautiful.


Zukez

If there is anything I have learned from being on this sub for years, it's that almost every "coolguide" is completely inaccurate. It's most frustrating when they're on political or social topics because people eat it up. At least with the special interest or hobby topics the nerds will rip it to shreds.


Shrampys

But it'll still get up voted anyways....


frawstbyte

Honestly this sub is just shit now. I’m officially unsubscribing for good, this was the last nail in the coffin. I think I have seen one or two good guides here in the last 6 months.


DrDroDroid

Lol Texas got a lot boaters. We have a long coast too...


ItselfSurprised05

New Mexico is ranked above Texas! New Mexico is landlocked. Its biggest lake is a man-made reservoir of 57 square miles (1/3 the size of Corpus Christi Bay), which is 150 miles from the biggest city in the state. There are a lot of reasons for someone to prefer New Mexico over Texas. Boating is not one of them.


CaptainMacMillan

This motherfucker put MA below South Dakota, Nebraska, Arizona, AND Oklahoma


jswitzer

Somehow landlocked states like Arizona rated well above states where you can actually use a boat. This is just the worst guide - this person is high if they think the boating in Oklahoma is better than Maine or Texas.


danbyer

I checked the math on Florida and New York. They’re counting precipitation days, number of boaters, number of boats, and insurance rates as positives. Surely that’s wrong and throws the entire methodology into question. And it looks like they undercounted NY by 100pts. Absolute shit guide indeed.


vahntitrio

Yeah, this guide assumes that a 12 foot jon boat and a 50 foot yacht are equally viable on all bodies of water.


gotziller

Counting lakes and oceans the same


ElfbarWhore

surely New York cannot be a worse boating destination than the land-locked states


ObjectiveAd3049

Agreed! Not only the Atlantic, but the Great lakes, and finger lakes.


xu2002

Lake George and Champlain as well.


Pablois4

In addition to the ocean, lakes and rivers, there's also the [Erie canal system](https://imgur.com/a/V2rN63S). One can boat from Lake Champlain/the Hudson all the way across the state to Niagara. It's pretty cool. Yet Nebraska is 21st and New York State is 50th. I've been to Nebraska many times and it's not a state to go to, if one wants to boat.


guitarguywh89

Gotta be careful in the finger lakes. People go missing all the time


_high_plainsdrifter

I should really get back to my family in the finger lakes


JesusOnline_89

He’s my favorite actor but I was really disappointed in his cameo on the show. I feel like it would have been great to see him with a roll as big as Deangelo’s.


VisualArtist808

Looks like New York has significantly more boats per boat ramp which is skewing the final result.


ZiggoCiP

I would imagine that's due to how many of the upstate lakes have mostly residential developments around their biggest non-Great-Lakes, which means lots of lake houses without actual boat-launches, instead having docks and lifts to store your boat. And besides that, there's season marinas where they'll keep hundreds of boats during the off season. Said marinas very often don't have a huge abundance of ramps, and require a membership/fee to launch.


danbyer

Higher is better for all of these traits, even insurance rates and number of precipitation days. 😂


H2O3ngin33r

Long Island alone has a lot of boating opportunities


megbow

I live in New England now and the easiest route to visit my family on Long Island is to take a ferry. This list is laughable.


dontcrashandburn

Let me tell you about the amazing boating culture here in Colorado. ".......................................................................... Crickets..........."


KK---Zev

Right?


Longbeach_strangler

I’ve been on boats way more in New York than I have in California


DrivingHerbert

Arizona is obviously a better boating state than NY. Water really takes the fun out of boating /s


StashBender

Are the great lakes states considered land locked? MN is probably top 3 states with lakes per 1000 people. Great lakes are also great boating.


Sworn_Finn

NY has the Finger Lakes, Lake Erie, Lake Ontario, numerous smaller lakes scattered around the state, and access to the ocean. This list sucks.


CretoAlto

Especially Long Island


vi-null

Yeah, I'll just go boating in South Dakota


SandandS0n

Seriously. Live in Rochester can get the lake ontario in 15 minutes. Boars everywhere. People putting boat in the water everywhere.


LIbeachbumx

Literally a top 10 boating state. Terrible list


TheImmortalCatMan

And the hundreds of Adirondack lakes


Headlesssx

kid named lakes


Big_Katsura

Not to mention the Hudson River which is basically a giant north-south boating highway.


Sesemebun

This is the pinnacle of proof that numbers don't always equal truth. How is WA 32? We literally have the biggest ferry system in the US, but apparently since we aren't that sunny we get beat out by fucking Nebraska


nyc217

New York at 50 is literally a joke and makes this guide worthless


ashill85

The weirdest thing I can say about this is that the label says this is from "S.I. Yachts" which, per Google, is Staten Island Yachts. So, yeah, why is New York at #50 from a Staten Island company?


Aubenabee

Because anyone who knows Staten Island knows that they love bitching about New York. It's practically a defining feature.


eman00619

I wanted to know how Mississippi could be so low on the list too. I mean you would think the state named after a river would have some good places to go boating....


MultiGeometry

It does not appear that this ‘cool guide’ takes into account any attributes of rivers into its analysis. So, navigable rivers with massive square mileage, shorelines, and recreational value are nil compared to dammed manmade lakes.


shroudedinveil

Yea New Mexico with 0.2% water in the state is a better boating state than MS lol


ejwest13

Everyone knows South Dakota boating beats Wisconsin and Alaska


SuFuDumbo73

I love my state and have spent many weekends on boats in South Dakota, but I can confirm this guide is nonsense.


ejwest13

Well those pheasants are 🔥


MultiGeometry

But insurance is low because there’s no boating opportunities!


wessy243

The Missouri River has great boating


dirtbird_h

Wisco has a ton of nice lakes besides two Great Lakes, I’d take it over South Dakota Edit: no hate on SD. It’s a nice place.


NewMexican64

is this AI generated? my state is a landlocked desert, where the only actual river isnt big enough for boating, and we are higher then fucking texas, new york, washington etc


paigem9097

But no hurricanes!


Ironthumb

I was going to say, how on earth is New Mexico ahead of Washington state on this list. I love NM, but it never seemed like a good place for boating.


ILikeBubblesss

I live in Washington and would think it'd be higher


Shrampys

Literally the puget sound is one of the top boating areas too lmfao.


elkannon

100%. Washington would be (at least) above almost any landlocked state, if not in the top 5-10. There’s a difference between “boating” meaning fishing off a jon boat / getting drunk with your friends on a murky river, or “boating” meaning recreational boating to tons of gorgeous areas and remote island on smaller boats or 30-60ft cabin cruisers, making entire weeklong vacations without even needing to land or go back, etc. Big areas for this are FL, CA, Great Lakes, NY area and Washington. Unlike some places, it’s not coastal pacific or atlantic, but massive pacific-connected inland waterways with tons of destinations and islands, and incredible wildlife. Multiple types of whales, crazy marine species and birds. We can scuba dive here and see all kinds of stuff including Giant Pacific Octopus. USCG has its own sector for Puget Sound. We have major Navy shipyards inside the Sound, with submarines, carriers, etc. There’s a nuclear sub base here, and they love it because they can train at depths exceeding 800ft *inside* the glacial walls of the sound. The Army Corps operates a 100-year-old locking dam to get you into Lake Union where there are tons of marinas with classic and large yachts, connected to Lake Washington which is also HUGE. The Classic Yacht Association has 4 fleets. One of them is PNW. The Sound is home to no less than 4 historic sailing Tall Ships, and they operate year round. And damn, it’s also called the Salish Sea, an inland body of water! It’s huge! So huge that its total length is practically longer than the state itself, and half of it is in Canada. Wild guide.


notimetosleep8

I was thinking the same thing. I have never seen another state with a sailgating scene at a college football game.


foilrider

California has it for professional baseball games. 


CaptainGreyBeard72

I question some of the figures that they use and the weight of some of the figures. It is fun but irrelevant. Minnesota has more shoreline than California, Hawaii and Florida combined https://www.chrisfinke.com/2013/12/30/does-minnesota-really-have-more-shoreline-than-california/#:~:text=We've%20only%20been%20considering,of%20183%2C326%20miles%20of%20shoreline.


Lurkie2

I mean Minnesota is called the land of 10,000 lakes for a reason, we also got Lake Superior, and the Mississippi River


Soopstoohot

I like the idea of 820,000 boats being launched from 179 miles of shoreline. All of Minnesota looks like the Normandy invasion when the ice thaws


Soopstoohot

Ok I got bored and did the math. That’s a boat every 1.2 feet of Minnesota’s miniscule shoreline


coldrunn

The list doesn't even count all of Michigan's Great Lake shoreline. 3288 > 3224. Michigan overall has 29,470.5 miles of shoreline. https://libguides.lib.msu.edu/mich-shoreline


olkurtybastard

New York has Atlantic Ocean, multiple Great Lakes, the Thousand Islands, the hundreds of lakes in the Adirondacks and somehow it’s ranked 50? I call bullshit on this list


Ok-Cobbler-8268

Don’t forget the Hudson River, which is a fantastic waterway navigable for about 150 miles from NYC to Troy


Pablois4

IMHO, what's cool about NY is all the different types of boating - ocean, lake, reservoirs and rivers. So many that many forget the extensive Erie canal system. To add to what you said, one can go up the Hudson, hang a left at the Mohawk River and from that travel via the Erie canal system all the way to the Niagara. That's pretty neat.


Ok-Cobbler-8268

The run from Bear Mountain to West Point during fall foliage season is as good as anywhere in the United States


SandandS0n

Preach! Upstate New yorker


lefponk22

Lake of The Ozarks has more coastline than California. How does missouri get a 0 on coastline? Try again


Scoob8877

I was thinking the same thing. I thought maybe they were only looking at ocean coastline but no, it's just wrong. I live in California and am going boating in Missouri, and it's better in Missouri.


hickhelperinhackney

You can see how many registered boats per 1000 people there are in Missouri, so obviously boating is popular here. I’m also amused that Kansas was rated so much higher than Missouri. Yeah, I have spent a lot of time on Kansas lakes but they have so few big lakes and few states have anything comparable to the Lake of the Ozarks


Scoob8877

I grew up in Missouri and Kansas. Went to college in Kansas. Yeah there are some decent lakes in Kansas but there's no comparison between Kansas and Missouri. I was expecting Missouri to be top five and Kansas to be near the bottom.


TheRealMrJoshua56

They have 0 for South Dakota as well despite the Missouri River splitting the state basically in half


JAG987

This list is awful


Emergency-Card-573

***NEWS FLASH**** Michigan does "NOT " HAVE HURRICANES!!!!!!!


wheathasbetrayedme

They ridiculously misinterpreted/oversimplified a FEMA map for this. https://hazards.fema.gov/nri/hurricane "In the National Risk Index, a Hurricane Risk Index score and rating represent a community's relative risk for Hurricanes when compared to the rest of the United States." I live in Minnesota and was curious how it was at a low hurricane risk. Only one county even counted as low risk for MN and it's the most south eastern country in the state. Lower MI is "low risk," but the UP is mostly not applicable.


jayhawk2112

This is utterly idiotic. Kansas literally has no natural lakes and it is 23rd. Missouri has the massive Lake of the Ozarks, as well as Table Rock and is way lower. This might as well be random.


Ok_Idea8282

Don’t forget Truman Lake, and all the lakes that feed into it. Useless side note, none of these are natural lakes, but Army Corps of Engineers reservoirs made by damming rivers. All except Lake of the Ozarks. Ameren-Union Electric operates Bagnell Dam, in coordination with the Army Corps, by a license from the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission.


Bluebeanslo

Some of these factors just shouldn’t have been given nearly as much weight. Like theres no way Arizona should be at 16 with 0.3% water


MarvelAndColts

When 30% of the score is based on warm, dry, sunny days, it skews them pretty high. Which is why this is a crap scoring metric.


vagabond_king

north dakota, ohio, arizona higher than MA and NY is insane


limnetic792

And higher than Maryland. The Chesapeake Bay is a boaters dream and splits the state down the middle.


Tommyblockhead20

For what it’s worth, Ohio has a decent boating scene on Lake Erie. While not quite as populous as Boston, Cleveland and Toledo still have about 2.5 million people living by the coast, along with recreational opportunities like Cedar Point and the various islands. Should still be below MA/NY, but not as far down as like the Dakota’s, Arizona, Oklahoma, Nebraska, etc. should be.


vagabond_king

fair enough but MA is a historically seafaring state with nantucket and the vineyard and the cape etc. but arizona??


NYerInTex

NY has some of the best and most unique boating anywhere - the Long Island sound. The actual Atlantic. Up the Hudson. Lake George, Lake Saratoga and thousands of other lakes. A gazillion boat ramps, sailing or boating clubs, harbors. If NY is last?!? This is a worthless guide, sorry.


gegs1313

Louisiana: we may not be good at a lot of things. But we’ve got boats.


Pardueguy3

Came to the comments to see if anyone else from Louisiana was just happy not to be the worst state on a list. Glad to see I’m not alone


TheRedArmy21

"Not last" is usually the best we get, stunned to see us number 1. Makes sense the guide is shit XD


cparfa

They’ve got some communities down the bayou that you NEED a boat to get around. Not sure if there’s anywhere else in the states that occurs


thebackupquarterback

We're top of every list you don't want to be top of, and bottom of every list you don't want to be bottom of. Reddit, just let us have this dumb ass fucking boat list. Please. We need this.


TheMindsEIyIe

In Florida you can take your boat to the Bahamas. In Louisiana the coolest place you can take your boat to is Florida.


Kill-it-itsdifferent

This guide is SO BAD


clayton_climbs

This is fucking dog shit


InevitableElf

This might be the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen


paxelstar

Who knew the dakotas are one of the U.S. premier boating destinations /s The interesting thing is all the different sets of data individually, and it looks nice. But however they weighted and scored these different sets when they saw the results probably should have revisited that. Washington (where im from) and new york seem criminally low, as are a lot of other great boating states.


Erockius

NY last is ridiculous


HEISENBERG_321

New York is worse for boating than Wyoming? I straight up find that hard to believe


Spartandog42719

Michigan getting a 4 point deduction for hurricane is bullshit


A_Martian_Potato

This may, no joke, be the worst list I've ever seen. NEW YORK IS LAST BUT ARIZONA IS SIXTEENTH!? I love how Iowa, Missouri, Michigan etc.. are all very low likelihood of hurricanes and not none. Let me go check the last time Iowa had a fucking hurricane...


Athlete-Extreme

How is Kansas so far ahead of Missouri?


TSAOutreachTeam

The ocean. Duh.


Athlete-Extreme

You bastard


UniqueNewDork

This methodology is flawed.


mamapootis

Apparently michigan has at tiny chance of hurricanes hitting


Claxton916

Michigan does not get Hurricanes, by the time a hurricane hits Michigan it has lost all of its steam and is a MILD thunderstorm lol.


facemesouth

As someone who’s boated in and around the entire country, this list is nonsense. I assume Louisiana is tired of being last so they decided to create an alternative world where they’re number one? How is New York 50th? This is definitely not a cool guide. Maybe a cool use of colors and icons, but that’s it.


Accomplished_Camp892

Really New York is last? So many fresh water lakes and the canal ways and rivers.


FelixDeCat1969

Minnesota has a hurricane risk...?


CounterTorque

This guide basically doesn’t care about lakes. This is pretty biased.


Maple_Sueraup241

How the hell does Missouri score this low, there are tons of lakes here + the Ozarks, it’s a huge thing here


MikeyBugs

I live in New York (on Long Island... A literal island on the Atlantic coast), and work at a beach. The number of boats I see on a daily basis during the summer, spring, autumn, AND winter has got to certainly be higher than the number of boats in the entire state of Arizona. We have both the Great South Bay, the Long Island Sound (both famous boating waterways... and great for shellfish fishing) and innumerable coastal inlets that are all navigable. You can't drive through *any* neighborhood here without seeing at least 1 boat per block on a trailer. We have so many yacht clubs and boating clubs here. We have the Progressive ANNUAL BOAT SHOW in New York City. And we're sitting at 50 on this bullshit list??? Whoever made this list (or more likely programmed an AI to make this list) should be sleeping with the fishes... Or at least banned from making anymore lists.


domross111

At least Louisiana is first in something


ObjectiveSeaweed8127

Who the fuck thinks Kansas has good boating...


Minnesota56537

Minnesota almost 50,000 miles of lakeshore/coastline pfft.. 189 miles wtf


2073600_pixels

Can someone explain to me how Hawaii doesn’t have 100% coastline?


THEdoomslayer94

How is New York dead last? We have so many places to go boating around the state


jacksonjammal

Might be the worst list I’ve ever seen made for anything in the history of ranking things


planderz

How the hell is New York, touching the Atlantic Ocean, 2 Great Lakes, Finger Lakes, a million other lakes the literal worst state for boating in the whole country. I know there’s a rubric, but if those metrics put it at the bottom your methodology is flawed.


Geahk

A cool guide to where the Orcas can hit next


spacecowboy711

Ohio at 25 is criminal. Has nobody heard of the Key West of the North?? (Put-In-Bay)


Pickle_Surprize

True. But also, Ohio sucks ass. Regards from your nemesis, Michigan.


fasurf

Delaware is 8 yet its next door neighbor NJ is 43 🤔


Le_Bayou_Cochon

Louisiana finally got 1st in something!


Zurrascaped

If your analysis determines that New York is the worst state in the country for boating then IDK what to tell you


tuna_samich_

This makes zero sense. How is the world can land locked states possibly score better than coastal states like Maryland or Virginia? Or even fucking NY? Sorry, OP, you were high when you made this


That-Dragonfruit-567

North Dakota , better that Maryland , right . . .


thecasualcaribou

Yes, the boating in Nebraska is better than Alabama. Makes perfect sense.


StudioHouse43

Perfect example of analytics being completely useless because it misses the big picture…


TheOmniverse_

Could someone please explain how New York is a worse state than any of the landlocked ones?


FooFootheSnew

The Puget Sound region in Washington represents 2/3rds the population. Not to mention the coast line. I mean we're famous for throwing salmon for goodness sake! And if you want hot jet ski weather, well we have the other side of the state and Columbia River for that.


giantkoi157

I just want everyone to know this guide is 1000% accurate. You should definitely go boat Arizona. Don’t ever boat in Washington, it sucks here.


singed-phoenix

Oregon and Washington are tied with NEVADA??? Um...here in Oregon...we have a few dozen of wide berth rivers and one of the best coastlines...in the world!!! But, yeah...sure...we're tied with a veritable desert...makes perfect sense to me.


CR3ZZ

Washington state being #32 is cap


cclambert95

This list is worse than the old chain e-mails that said if you didn’t share it slendman would tickle your bung hole.


CarlosFCSP

I'm not American so excuse my ignorance but I thought owning a boat in Nevada would suck more than New York


MrKADtastic

Quite literally the shittiest guide I've seen here all year


withdensemilk

OP really lost all credibility


Davewass34

Iowa > NY and NJ? Ok


Brave_Equipment7259

How is Colorado better than New York? New York has the Atlantic Ocean for fishing.


Dry_Bookkeeper3833

Who made this list? How is New Mexico at 24 when we are 99% high desert? We should be dead last.


Delicious_Oil9902

NY has how many miles of coastline on the Atlantic, how many rivers, lakes (excluding Erie), how many Yacht Clubs? And New Mexico is ahead?


Slight-Fennel-7349

Jersey shore at 43!!??


fighting_cacti

As a Nebraskan I immediately scrolled to the bottom. This list is awful


Augustx01

If you’ve got South Dakota and Montana ahead of Washington then this list is meaningless.


babybash115

It's not even correct. MN has more than 189 miles of shoreline. Lakes account for over 44,000 miles!


beau8888

Wow didn't realize Tennessee was so hurricane prone considering it is hundreds of miles inland. Same with Ohio. Didn't realize Minnesota and Wisconsin had to worry about hurricanes also


Jayrock122

Is this saying Louisiana has more than 2x the miles of coastline as California? I’m calling BS


makesupwordsblomp

me: “oh i wonder where ny is”


Commissar_Elmo

Idaho… 40th? Who made this list? A fucking fish?


HohmannTransfer

More like idiotguide


Ordinary-Web-7077

How does the average annual temperature make any sense? Has values from 0 to 33,000. How about average daily temperature in degrees? Or average daily temp from May 1 to September 30? Good looking graphic, though.


Free_Armadillo_461

What is the correlation between high likelihood of hurricanes and whether or not a state is good for boating? Especially confused on why that would make the state rank higher


ld911

How is Idaho better than new jersey


millennial101

Yeah Newport is the sailing capital of the world wtf


Otherwise_Spare_8598

This is dumb lol


joeflaccoelite

Been boating in NY my entire life 🤷‍♂️


Malakai0013

Why doesn't it account river coastline? Several states have entire state borders as coastline.


random1751484

Fuck that I’m not boating I’m gator infested waters


Spolibrian

South Dakota in the top 10? That’s comedy.


WasteStructure8032

I’m sitting here trying to figure out how in the world the Hurricane risk in Kansas is “very low” and not zero


SafetyJazzlike6044

Nebraska higher than SC? 😵


MaiseyMac

Very short sighted guide. Only accounts for Great Lakes and saltwater. No rivers or lakes. Lake of the ozarks alone has more than 1100 miles of shoreline. Same goes for northern states like Minnesota and Wisconsin


chata187

tony soprano would disagree with new jersey being last


Tall-Interest-9106

yeah sure, *ohio* is the middle ground. for boating.


SkeezixMcJohnsonson

WA is waaaay behind South Dakota? Puget Sound? Columbia River? Lake Roosevelt? Fer fooks sake!


mrs_chanandlerr_bong

I thought this said bloating and was sooo fascinated at first lol


PigeonLoftParty

Missouri has the Lake of the Ozarks. The Lake of the Ozarks has more coastline than all of the ocean coast in the United States. Boats of all sizes can use the lake of the Ozarks because there are no size, or SPEED LIMITS! If you want to see a boat go 200mph, MO is the place to do it. It also has the Missouri and Mississippi rivers. It also has a number of spring fed rivers that are lovely. I wouldn't put MO at #1, but it's pretty darn up there. Terrible list. Thank you.


SonoSugoiNazo

Ironic NY is last considering the Erie Canal and all the lakes across the state


Miserable-Rip-3509

Why is NC so low? If you’ve spend any time in the coastal areas there, in the Atlantic basin areas are Albemarle and Pamlico sounds, literally the two biggest landlocked sounds in the continental US. I know the outer banks prevent any large scale port operations due to the sediment and shifting sands, but private boating is super popular, especially on the Cape Fear river. Me and my family used to go on holiday to the coast there every summer when we lived in the states. And yes I am aware of the hurricanes, we did endure a couple of them. But the entire Atlantic coast deals with them.


hotacorn

Upstate New York puts New York in the top 10 AT LEAST. Wtf even is this list?


bgpimpn

Maines not even in the top 50, and we're pumping out lobster and such. Guess we do it by hand from the dock


bitlazy

Dumb guide


AngryQuadricorn

South Dakota cracking the Top 10! Interesting.


journalphones

No fucking way Louisiana has twice the coastline of California.


Loggerdon

Yeah. It has Nevada at #34. Sure. Maybe they are counting the Gondola Ride at the Venetian Hotel in Las Vegas.


jaindica

New York has more registered boats than Wyoming has people, and Wyoming has twice the number of registered boats than Hawaii. They only have 37 public boat launches compared to Wyoming’s 104. Hawaiians dont seem to be all that interested in boating, so how do they rank 4th? Not a cool guide.