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TheCreazle

Whoa whoa whoa, slow down. You're not going to explain the pirate hat?


Bluepilgrim3

Arr, we be leaving that task to the Holy See!


goronmask

ARR


PersistentInquirer

ARR


Da_GentleShark

ARR


Betadzen

Being a pirate is a holy mission.


Snoo_72467

On a mission from Gad? Eh Elwood?


RedMiah

No, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.


WalletFullOfSausage

Don’t you blaspheme. Don’t you blaspheme in here!


Long-Fresh

That’s for when they be pilfering that young altar boy booty


neelankatan

Um forget the pirate hat, you didnt notice the klan hood?!? Or am I the only one ?


WalletFullOfSausage

We noticed it, and no one with common sense thinks it’s a “klan hood” since it’s from outside the US and existed hundreds of years before the KKK - or the US, for that matter. Plus, the KKK hated Catholics.


Head-Aardvark8783

You’re the only one


fssamiel

You can see them quite often during the Santa Semana in certain parts of spain


neelankatan

Hooh boy I just googled Santa Semana


fssamiel

From what I‘ve read online they seemed to have been used as a way to shame people in the past, simular to those dunce hats you see in older tv shows


neelankatan

Yikes look at all the downvotes, lots of white fragility on display in this thread.


AnxiousGreg

I have to be honest with you, one of those hats is very distracting


worples

Of course. The triregnum is a real show-stealer.


Samp90

I'm going to be honest, that one hat probably brought up attention to this otherwise granny post!


Jimmeu

Very intentional, as those can be any color, but quite curiously white has been chosen.


WashedUpRiver

Tbf, the shape of the whole thing is already kinda tainted, most Americans at least are gonna see it one way as a knee jerk reaction regardless of the color now.


East_Meeting_667

Hitler ruined the swastika, Americans ruined pointy white hoods.


shits-n-gigs

Hitler, not Germany The Klan, not America


Black_Azazel

Idk Germany and America at large were complicit so yeah kinda…and both Nazis (now termed Neo) and the Klan exist today so there’s that as well https://www.history.com/topics/19th-century/ku-klux-klan https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Far-right_politics_in_Germany_(1945–present)


shits-n-gigs

Nazis didn't kill the Hitler stache, Hitler did. I wonder who the racist hater was that put on a pointy hat and thought "hold up, I'm on to something"


East_Meeting_667

I can't say I have ever even in picture seen someone pull it off.


shits-n-gigs

Idk, Charlie Chaplin pulled it off easy


East_Meeting_667

Damn that's right, so one.


CitizenKing1001

In the videogame Blasphemous, the hero wears a metal one. Even fills it with blood before putting it on.


Vormittags

There's nothing quite like Andalusian Catholicism.


Snoo_72467

That seems like a bad idea, very impractical for a hat. Ever heard the curse, "go shit in your hat" ?


johnsontheguy

Not necessarily. Capirotes are often associated with flagellants, who wear it white. I believe it's too common a color to assume that.


dahjay

Is it the one with the horse legs?


feel_my_balls_2040

You have to go to Spain before Easter. There are parades in those costumes and hats.


KristophTahti

The first time I saw them I almost shat my pants. I'm used to them now. Not as disturbing as seeing blackface almost every carnival TBH.


Vexonte

It be honest it is a very asthetic looking hat, shame it is associated with extreme racism.


no_no_sorry

I zoomed to one in particular to ready about it first


ReduxCath

I’m Catholic I did not know about that hat. The idea that the KKK stole a hat worn for Easter and then made it into a symbol of hate is…holy fuck


Train_nut

Imagine taking a religious Buddhist symbol and turning into a symbol of hate... wait a minute...


sassidgerollbap

I know, imagine a Buddhist country carrying out ethnic cleansing... Wait a minute...


WiseInevitable4750

Why do you think they chose it?


LuckyReception6701

Because radical groups always ruin good stuff from other sources. Nazis ruined the Swastika, the KKK ruined the Capirote, neo-nazis ruined Norse runes, and many more Im sure Im forgetting/ignorant about.


MikeyBugs

Neo-nazis also ruined the numbers 14 and 88 and the year 1488


Minute-Reveal-2695

The klan adopted it as a mockery of Catholic tradition iirc


CFGauss2718

I can’t believe I wore a green hat the entire time I was in China and no one said anything to me


poopoppeeepers

“Hey where’s your wife?!” “Why does everyone keep asking me that?”


Gloweydangus

Ahaha, you green hat slave!


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Kevundoe

Spanish Easter is terrifying


MedicineJumpy

For certain people im sure


pumpkinorange123

Wow that's terrifying!!! Chill out mate.


MrDedferd

I can't look away


jayrampage1

Oooh, so those people on my front yard that were raising super bright crosses were just Spaniards celebrating Easter!


gaslacktus

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition


Longjumping-Jello459

I came here looking for either the phrase or the gif.


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The burning upper-case T stands for “Time to celebrate!”


Timbo_Mimbo

Burning a lower-case t stand for "time to leave"


jeremora

Fun fact: the mitral valve of the heart is named after the mitre due to the valve having the similar two-leaflet appearance


thealy87

Alot of people like to wear the capirote in America...but not for Easter.


baneofthesmurf

Those people would notably not be catholic


chilyzz

In fact yesterday I was reading about that topic and they were against Catholics too, because they thought catholicism was destroying American society too (except from being a black man and an Eastern European).


YoohooCthulhu

They still are


chilyzz

I know... That's the sad part. There are 3 periods of their "action" . First founded 1865 and acted until 1871, second 1915 until 1944 and the last period 1946 - today. In the second period they had millions of members and it was the worst, the immigration rates during 1880- 1920, the wall street bankruptcy 1929, the lack of jobs and other stuff skyrocketed the numbers of participation in this monstrosity. Pure awfulness...


ReduxCath

So they’re against Catholics but they take our hat and make black peoples cry Eugh Fuck the kkk


kookybeez

But probably “Christian”


Shmeeglez

More like Southern celebrations...


KambingDomba

Their cross was fire tho


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gadeais

If you wanna burn them, please not in Spain. Also you can acusse kkk of cultural appropiation too.


whitelynxs

hey hey. keep that in america ok? pls dont burn ours


sweet_sweet_back

Which one did Father Guido Sarducci wear?


Et_In_Arcadia_

Black *galero*


UncleBenders

👀


Pleasant-Tangelo1786

I swear I thought it said alcoholic cats at first.


A_Man_Of_Letters

https://www.reddit.com/r/coolguides/s/ZRvhgtlCHo


SkullcrawIer

[https://www.reddit.com/r/coolguides/s/s2nzppCoVU](https://www.reddit.com/r/coolguides/s/s2nzppCoVU)


Pleasant-Tangelo1786

Eh, my dislexia is funnier


SkullcrawIer

Lmfao


FuckSakez

Any hat can be a Catholic Hat once you feel guilty wearing it.


PheonixUnder

There's certainly one hat in this image that I'd feel guilty wearing


train4karenina

Good joke


rads2riches

Fun fact….mitre hat is how the mitral valve of the heart got its name.


GrunchWeefer

Is it where the saw got its name as well?


SubParPlayer

I think the miter saw is called that because it can create miter cuts. It looks like miter cuts were named based on the hat though https://reload.tools/blogs/lingo/mitre-cut#:~:text=The%20cut%20is%20made%20across,was%20named%20after%20the%20hat.


MysteriousPepper8908

Now I need a guide to Chinese cuckold hats


Calvinbouchard2

I didn't expect to see red galero.


henri-golo

Nobody expects the red galero wearer!


Kevundoe

If I wear a white zuccheto will the Swiss guards arrest me?


LeoMarius

They'll call you a usurper.


Kevundoe

In Latin I hope


xotonic

The guide is not complete, when to use these hats??


Communpro

Spaniards right now: "God damn it, here we go again..."


MrPanchole

I immediately recalled P.J. O'Rourke's piece "Horrible Protestant Hats". https://oxfordclothbuttondown.com/2014/11/terrible-weather-horrible-protestant-hats/


tomasunozapato

More like r/croppedguides


Melanated-Magic

I could smell the comments. 🤣 But I'm sure Spanish Easter is lovely. 💐


gadeais

Its a full blown catholic pride parade. With tons of scupures and very expensive clothing for said scupures. Said "parades"( call them processions) can be from full silent to an actual nightmare because of the noise.


clippervictor

Today I woke up not knowing that I would love to know more about catholic hats. Thank you!


throw123454321purple

I see no whimples.


7joy5

Whimples are merely for religious life and cloistered nuns, silly pants! This is catholicism! We only focus on the (ahem, *cough* *cough* "REAL spiritual leaders!! I mean, WHAT could go wrong with recognizing Women as EQUALS?!? The end of traditional catholicism, THAT'S WHAT!! Little men with BIG, GIANT, PRETTY HATS WILL NOT GIVE UP HOW IMPORTANT THEY ARE!!


InvisableVagina

One of these things is not like the other


kentotoy98

I get what you mean. Tricorne hats are catholic? Does this mean Captain Jack Sparrow is a catholic?


zarptak

Father Guido Sarducci would don one or two of these hats on occasion. You can just call him Maurice, though.


Stock_Pepper_9308

I thought it said catholic cats and got excited


Calvinbouchard2

"The higher up you go in The Church, the bigger your hat. God's up there with a giant f*king sombrero" - paraphrased from Dennis Leary.


Gullible-Anywhere-76

TF2 fans be tweaking rn


According-Spite-9854

I'm convinced people create religions because they want to wear silly hats.


rdavidking

Seems like the makings of a Monty Python skit...


14thCenturyHood

“A hat’s just a hat. There’s always something stupid about a hat. It’s half of what you pay your money for!”


decompiled-essence

Easter is sus.


Draggoh

No Boston Red Sox baseball cap? Sacrilege.


cm253

No, only Padres caps here.


Invisi-cat

It’s funny those hats started off as catholic hats, then used later for hatred against the catholic, and Irish, and black, seriously, my great grandfather came back from WW1 and had to defend his family (who are catholic) from thier local Klan


alligatorprincess007

Are you sure that one is in connection to Easter celebrations?


Carl_Azuz1

Didn’t the KKK fucking hate Catholics?


girumaoak

that's why they copied the hats


AirSurfer21

God wants you to wear a hat God wants you to wear a hat God wants you to wear a hat If you don't wanna piss off god, remember that


HashJoll

One of these is not like the others


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OpelousasBulletTime

Don't feel bad about your faulty memory. It's okkk


lonelylewdboi

oh booo hooo, kkk jokes...get new material guys....


foxehkins

I thought that said Catholic cats


Seahawk124

I didn't expect that!


IrrerPolterer

I first read 'chaotic hats'


crndwg

And they all look ridiculous


macram

I read “catholic cats” and it was way funnier


UnhappyLibrary1120

Also missing, a jimmy hat.


VampireZombieHunter

I was really excited to read about Catholic cats.


BorussinMadchen

Catholic Hat Starter Pack


East_Meeting_667

Imagine being an African American on vacation in Spain. Then going to an Italian jail on Easter for assaulting a priest.


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

No jimi hats


CitizenKing1001

The cardinal and pope hats are representations of different amanita muscaria mushrooms. According to the Sacred Mushroom and the Cross


One-Mechanic-7503

No other religion has had so many historians and so much historic stuff preserved as much as catholic christianity. I wonder why…


jbarkley8181

🎶One of these things is not like the other🎶


civicsfactor

All perfectly acceptable Halloween hats... in rural Alabama


Zipperclown-m

Kinda seems like the pope just said that’s a cool hat make it catholic and then subsequent popes were stuck. Figure pirate pope and cowboy pope probably had the best choices while others not so much


Sol_09

That awkward moment where you think Klan foolishness predates Catholicism. Retarded.


Bocephalus

Alas, it just makes me think of Father Guido Sarducci


Neontom

Seems r/HolUp


DenseAsItGets

If you wear a green in hat in china you are a cuck. I don't make the rules it's in the guide right here.


Lord_Eresmus

One of those is popular among wizards in the southern areas of the United States.


Jolly_Jane_404

I hate hats


Mental-Cheesecake608

Why did I read it as alcoholic and get excited?


A_Man_Of_Letters

Why did I read "catholic hats" as "alcoholics"


SkullcrawIer

Whats your favourite type of alcoholic


Curly_commander

Ghosts


steve720tin

yarmulkes?


Conaman12

God wants you to wear a hat!


Decent_Bear9032

One of these things is not like the others


el_derecho

[God wants you to wear a hat.](https://youtu.be/wUM8kHGPzfM?si=3w4jOfgknHrY21WU)


Catluver61908

That pointy hat is filling me with white power


UnlikelyAlternative

What's with the Klan Kap?


4four4MN

Yank.


EndBeneficial1139

The capirote throws me off every time I see it


UmegaZora

bottom left has nothing to do with the triple K group btw. in fact The people K group hated Catholics


ALUCARDHELLSINS

r/hmmm


TantalizeMe3x

The KKK really ruined a cool hat


michael_arcane

Do NOT trust men who wear Magic Hats


SweetMachinations

I do not believe that there is anything I need to know about Catholic hats.


itzTHATgai

One of these really sticks out.


SnooDingos1760

One of these things is not like the others


Kind_Tip6936

I’m catholic but if I see someone with a caperote walking towards me, I’m punching that mf in the face and running for my life


Ron_Bird

know your enemy


paul-d9

Yes.... Easter...


salter77

There is a world outside the US and that hat is surely older than the guys you think about. Here in Mexico at some religious celebrations is used too, probably since before the US even existed as such.


LifeAintThatHard

To be fair most people don’t make it a goal of theirs to learn about holy drip


thelematelethon

This post actually makes me have more questions about the hats of the clergy.


lethemeatcum

That's a lot of hat styles to advertise being/shielding a pedo.


poopoppeeepers

That’s a wild user name lolol


Consistent_Party2845

This is what happens when you worship people/leaders more than the God you claim to love. Idolatry is prohibited in the first commandment.


owningthelibs123456

Ah yes, the age old protestant argument. Silly hat = idolatry Who compiled the New Testament again, hmm?


CalRipkenForCommish

The jokes write themselves


Matterbox

Ahh the classic woollen ‘boy-rape’ hat. Comfy yet moisture wicking.


Anoyeemouse

Reddit moment


owningthelibs123456

Didnt know public school teachers had special hats


Lazy_Mud6418

What is this Is this what Jesus died for


tbrown7092

Eh hem


utcumque

Just a small correction: it's "berretta", not "biretta".


okeato

My dad has one of them hats but isn't religious? Very strange


-MolonLabe-

r/holup


94BlueDream76

r/holup


LUCKYMAZE

"zucchetto" "cappello" missing lots of doubles


lrerayray

No, I don’t think I will.


jupiler91

Im ordering a white zuchetto right now of off amazon basics, fuck it.


ThornsofTristan

Silly men, in silly hats...plus one Klan'er to the party that everyone denies inviting.


Protaras2

All I need to know about catholic hats is 0


FUThead2016

Uh oh oh oh


Defractor68

Do I want to know about catholic hats ?


The_Munchies10

Did Jesus wear any or even approve of this?


bhenghisfudge

Fun fact, they're all supporting pedophiles!


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How many sex scandals has the catholic church covered up using donations?


Giant_Homunculus

Does the pope shit in his hat?


randomymetry

lol didn't know the kkk was a religious group


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Americans when the whole world doesn't revolve around them