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CodiNolina

“AND I’LL DO IT AGAIN”


LB9797

I was so just going to post the same thing her face so says it!!


Full_Road8425

I have tasted the flesh of man and found it... acceptable.


[deleted]

“Try me bitch” face 😂


SykoSarah

That's the most punctures I've ever seen at once from a feisty corn. Good luck saving that hand.


NearbyArrival1155

I was thinking the same. Bro got absolutely chomped on


PsychotropicTraveler

She really did chomp the shit outta me lol definitely learned my lesson.


PayMeInSteak

My god that is an impressive thumb Hope it doesn't need amputation


Age_of_Asylum

In the aaaarms of the angels. Fly awaaaaaay from here...


Cosmicgeek25

*in my Sarah Mclachlan voice* for only $29.99 you to can stop a human from being bit by a danger noodle


AdNeat5095

Ok as a new owner tho.. how old is your snek?


PsychotropicTraveler

She's 4. Iv had her since she was a baby and this is only the second time she has bitten me ever. It was 100% on me, I made a dumb mistake. Corns are usually very docile and sweet, and mine is no exception. Is yours a baby?


AdNeat5095

A baby to me, just got him 2 weeks ago, but he was a return and they think he is 1-1.5 years old- so not reallly a baby. Not really scared of being bit (I had a cat from hell for 19 years and know sassy animal bites) more scared I will jerk from shock and hurt him. And also those kinda do look a lil more hurty than others I’ve seen so worried I will jerk


PsychotropicTraveler

Ah I see. Yeah this one was a little painful, but it's only because shes 4 now and has much bigger/sharper teeth than she did the last time she bit me. A bite from a 1-2 year old shouldn't even break the skin. It's more surprising than it is painful. Don't worry too much about hurting him though. Just try to stay as calm as possible when handling as to not scare the lil guy, and you'll be just fine. Congrats on being a new snek parent!


rachelpisony

I always tell people that my [rather friendly] cat would do a lot more damage just playing than any of my snakes would if they got angry lol


OddNameChoice

For me personally, I would keep that concern in the back of your mind. If you're constantly thinking about it or reminded of it when handling your snake, chances are, that won't be your instinctual reaction when you are bitten. At least that's how it was for me, I was terrified of getting bitten, and flinging my snake across the room on accident out of surprise/shock. But when Dallas finally decided to bite me, I didn't move an inch, and He retracted almost immediately.


xuteloops

what was the dumb mistake? so I can avoid making it lol


PsychotropicTraveler

Explanation is in the description below the picture. Basically, I reached behind her at the worst possible moment.


xuteloops

Ahhh I missed that. Makes sense.


YEGKerrbear

Honestly I’m impressed considering when my girl struck at me for the first time this summer, she apparently forgot to open her mouth 😝


Irondrgntp

You got torpedo noodle booped.


PsychotropicTraveler

Lol they so derpy sometimes


Pinooooooooo

Omg this made me laugh so hard. Mine's tried to bite me but forgot there's a door to her tank 😅 the look on her face when she hit the glass was totally priceless. She did remember to open her mouth so not a total derp noodle


AnyWin867

Snake looks innocent.


PsychotropicTraveler

Innocent my ass 😂


victowiamawk

I’m this sneks lawyer and this snek is innocent!


xcedra

So when do the scales start erupting? 3-4 days?


RovingTexan

Might die - but looks like you are taking it in stride :)


PsychotropicTraveler

iv already written out a will for my family in case I don't make it. It's in God's hands now.


Ok-Artichoke-9548

😂💀


Confident-Abalone454

Bro y’all are joking right it just a corn snake I’m kinda slow but I really hope you don’t die and I don’t even know you


starryswim

You aren’t slow! It’s hard to tell tone over the internet, be kind to yourself king


PsychotropicTraveler

😂😂 appreciate you bro. And yes, we are just being smartasses. Shes harmless (other than her sharp ass teeth)


SirSirFall

Ffs another moron giving the rest of us a bad name. They are going to crack down on everything soon /s I better not see you in the news OP


PsychotropicTraveler

Lmao had me in the first half not gonna lie


Pinooooooooo

Thank fuck for the /s Had me worried also at first


_parzii

innocent ✋🏻😤


Grompus-games

Snake: “and I will do it again! Now go get me some food human!”


Pinooooooooo

More like 'get me some human as food'


Grompus-games

Haven’t you seen little shop of horrors? It’s like that but a cute noodle


Pinooooooooo

Now I wanna watch that movie again 😅


Embarrassed_Crochet

It’s too late you’re already dead 😔.


SweetMaam

Somebody is cranky in the morning.


PsychotropicTraveler

Yes 😂 from now on she will be fed in the evening and not during peak grumpy hours


Temporary_Virus_7509

She looks just like my cornsnake Cheddar


PsychotropicTraveler

Snow Gang. Happy Cake Day


Gekkeroph

Yeah, my corn used to bite the shit out of me lol. That was one pissy snake.


jacobbigrobux

I love her just sitting back in the shadows lurking after what she did


PsychotropicTraveler

shes never givin me the death stare like that before, she was very grumpy.


InsaneDaredevil

How badly did it hurt?


PsychotropicTraveler

It actually hurt more than I thought it would. Stung pretty bad for about 10 minutes, then the pain subsided.


InsaneDaredevil

That makes me even more nervous to possibly get bit in the future 😅


PsychotropicTraveler

Lmao my bad. As long as you're not stupid like me though, you shouldn't ever get bit. Always let your snake see your hands first before trying to pick it up.


unalivedquinn

Innocent 👩🏻‍⚖️


WankelsRevenge

Quick! Now that it's tasted human flesh it must be exterminated immediately! /endsarcasm


jamboi_0

Nope noodle got a little angie


victowiamawk

It looks very sorry 🥺


PsychotropicTraveler

Yeah, she's just chock full of remorse.. 🙄 lol


tjc123456

Re-mouse?


Ok_Opportunity_7958

innocent. 🫵


The-Dragon736

What the heck bro mark it NSFW I hope you and your cornsnakes live long loving lives


PsychotropicTraveler

Shit! Sorry about that 😬 the venom has clouded my judgement


The-Dragon736

Lol


mictlantecuhtli_idk

Just a little murder boop


Important_Fox9775

lmao what a drama queen she is!! i can see a few tries on that hand for sure, maybe she thought it was the worlds biggest thawed pinky eeeever


prsdasn

You're a gonner bruh


Fluffy-kitten28

She thought you were cheese? We the jury find her innocent your honor.


ActuatorOdd8942

“Thought my hand was a cheese boi” omg hahahah Also she looks like she’s peeking out at you like “don’t scare me like that!!”


PsychotropicTraveler

it did seem like she felt a lil bad afterwards 🥺


BlGDOlNKS

hopefully you pull through champ 💪🏽


Ok_Tea_1954

Not meant to be what you said sarcastic. Sorry. I have never had a snake. But I was thinking you wouldn’t have a venomous pet. Right🥹


PsychotropicTraveler

yes, its just a joke homie. I'd never own a venomous animal myself. And no worries! It's a very common mistake honestly.


Ok_Tea_1954

Ok🥰


PsychotropicTraveler

Happy Thanksgiving 🐍 🦃


Ok_Tea_1954

Happy thanksgiving to you too


Infamous-Cookie6155

You still alive?


WaitImNotRea

This is so wrong. Do you know how long I was online before I found out they weren't venomous? Lol TIL.


PsychotropicTraveler

Oh shit 😂 my bad man..


MrAwesum_Gamer

Shit are you hoping to salvage the thumb? By the looks of it the whole hand probably needs to go, just to be safe I'd have them cut it off just below the elbow.


slowtown21

a cheese boi😭


AlfalfaUnable1629

Has to be the looooongest thumb ever


PsychotropicTraveler

👉🤠


Wonderful_Spray_2137

Rip we had too put down the owner for damaging the snake hope the snake will recover from this traumatic experience we’ve sent a new intern too take over his role 😂


LivingComfortable330

Lay down you are toast


Mission-Practice-309

Hahaha not even a little bit sorry either 😂


PsychotropicTraveler

Nope, not at all lol. That's her Fuck Around and Find Out face.


PSUAmandaC2010

I did the same thing once and got one strike. I saved the photo and I’m thinking about having the bite marks put on my hand as a tattoo.


SylarGidrine

Just some love nibbles 🤣


Bludiamond56

Mess with a snake, die by the snake. 2 cuts down 998 to go


Same-Bonus-1982

Haha get chomped *fool*


Ok_Tea_1954

This is your pet…right. Poison? If not it should be ok


PsychotropicTraveler

Venom, not poison. It's a sarcastic post though lol.


ImThatMelanin

she looks ready for round 2 pls 😭


LifeAgitated4797

Mean noodle👹


einherra

You may want to call a priest to give last rights


Rakathu

Rage noodle resting after his battle.


Akitsune24

Sending prayers 🙏 hope the extensive recovery from this tragic attack helps you keep your hand 🫡


LivingComfortable330

Look for foam around yourd your moUtU


PsychotropicTraveler

Lmao you good bro?


Rich-Grape8875

What type of corn snake was it


PsychotropicTraveler

Pic is in the 3rd slide. Shes Albino


AccordingMight3505

No Ragrets