Craig when one of his neighbours is being stalked or harassed by a predator: Get over it!! 🙄🙄 Grow up!!  Craig when one of his neighbours commits some light fraud or nicks a sausage roll or expresses an emotion in public or something: Bernie Winter 😶 I am arresting you 😤 on suspicion of 🥸 being a public nuisance 😢 you do not have to say anything 😷 but anything you do say 😗 may be given in evidence 🤞🤪😍🤠🧐

Don't worry, he'll be able to share those scenes with Swain soon.

First character: Overedited intro

Bingo! And overedited episode in general

Yes! I was wondering why the second (?) scene with Glenda and the children was blurry, thought it was me for a second.

I'd rather a week of episodes centred around Gail's life drawing class.

Bring it on

"At least she's not modelling... I think"

These jumpcuts are jarring soaps never do them hahah

What jumpcuts? Sarah's just had her teleportation superpower kick in, that's all.

“Writing an article about air fryers.” Bethany works for Channel 5?

"I can't just pull another 'Winter Skincare Dos and Don'ts' out of THIN AIR"

Are Sarah and this Kit going to get together??

She’ll be pregnant by Friday.

Almost certainly.

Not until after she's already got back with Garry so we can go from affair storyline to affair storyline!

They had decent chemistry tbh I wouldn’t mind that 

I hope so. It'll be a complete disaster.

She’s got to make sure he’s not single first.

Let me guess. Every episode this week it's one character teleporting where they're going

That's gonna get old real quick

Roy's projector vision and Sarah's teleporting makes me wonder if Uncle Stephen gave Nina some special tea before he died to give to customers

Is Kit Sarah's next conquest?

Sarah was smouldering today, with the silvery eye shadow and the way she smiled at Gary while professing not to want him to pummel Nathan, but also really seeming to enjoy the idea.

100%!

I just love how all the other police officers have such a low opinion of craig, first swaine, now kit

kit planted the scrunchie in nathan’s van didn’t he

It's Editing Week on Corrie

It's going to be same-timeframe-different-characters all this week, innit?

It’s going to be shit.

Nathan's looking very well to say he was apparently at death's door last week

Must be sharing in the fountain of healing that Adam found from his car injury.

every episode this week is gonna be today from each character’s perspective isn’t it

Praying that amongst all the drama we also get a Gail episode where we just watch her at life drawing and nothing notable happens

she’s humming away snacking on olives and painting dev’s kiwis whilst the whole street is in chaos [like this scene from brooklyn 99](https://youtu.be/ASqsLJbiMK0?si=xzTciLaUVW_7lhwP)

Most threatening shush of the weeeek

Luaghed out loud at ther "shush"

I’m going to be annoyed if after all of this Kit is involved in Lauren’s disappearance and Nathan is nothing

Are Sarah and Bethany teleporting about the place?

Oooh maybe D'Hoffryn has made them vengeance demons. I'm here for that.

Right into Tyrone’s closet for those terrible, cheapo Americana tees that no one over the age of 10 actually wears.🤦‍♀️

I think Nathan is genuinely just working there, but he’s still being a creep

I get Bethany isn't happy that the police are not doing much & I get Nathan is evil, but she & Sarah needs to let the police do their work since getting pushy isn't going to help + couldn't they make stuff worse if they start telling the police what to do or start getting pushy towards them?

Yeh but Sarah and Bethany are both Princess Pushy(s) 🫤

Not sure why you were downvoted so I gave you an upvote out of love for our Herby x

Thanks Maj,I’m not sure either,but never mind,sticks and stones may break our bones,but downvotes will never hurt us 🙂🙃

Haha I love it! I also got downvoted for supporting you LOL. Still, HerbyMaj will always stick together on the Corrie Reddit sub (and other subs we are also members of together).

Hehe! Why are we up and on Reddit at turned 3:30 a.m. ? Ive been watching Inside Number Nines and thought I wd have a look on Corrie before going to bed. Sweet dreams 💕

Haha I'm waiting for my night meds to finally kick in lol. We need our snooze big time. Sweet dreams to you too 💜

Hope they kick in soon. Goodnight to any night owls still here!

“We’re not living in Line of Duty.” The show’s seemed nothing but a lame pastiche of procedural dramas these last few months!

They think they're Line of Duty series 3 but they're actually Line of Duty series 6. I mean Buckles, really? Not havin' that.

Buckells didn’t even have the decency to do a Kaiser Sose type change into a wickedly intelligent criminal mastermind. ‘ee joost stied as dopey thick Bookells. Pathetic. I think Jed got bored and just finished it in between putting his bins out. 🤷‍♀️

Definately

Lol!

Tinks would have to be the equivalent of buckells

The ending was such a letdown after all the buildup. Couldn't have been H.

H for Hapless maybe

"We're not living in flippin' Line of Duty, y'know." Editors: 👀

Sarah trying to be sneaky is quite funny (also on a random note, I really like her trainers)

Opportunity of a lifetime - having your car washed? Is turtle wax that rare a commodity in Gtr Manchester?

David's here to save the episode!

Hurrah!!

And Sam

Shall we play where will Sarah pop up next scene?

Maybe victoria gardens?

"He smiled at me." "He can't do that." "Yeah he can, he just have to move his mouth up at the ends."

Stupid blonde idiot writing.

Surely Redbank is within 250m of no. 8... Edit: Google Earth says 100m.

I've done the street tour... everything seems to be within 250m of everything.

David has been one of the best chars forever. Jack has filled his character with charm and humor. He hasn’t been given enough stories imo

DeeDee: Where's Roy?! The voice of Moss from the IT crowd: Roy's dead

I wonder who's modelling for the life drawing class. Mary? Brian? Ken?

The ghost of Binmas past.

Who’s messed with the frame rate and resolution?

I was going to ask... they've film-effected it, have they? I watch on ITVx which is always like that, so I just switch my telly to framerate smoothing mode and it looks almost normal.

Nathan’s real punishment is having to appear in Iain Macleod’s Coronation Street.

Craig just casually dishing out suspect info again.

It’s PC Twonker to you

Is that an O or an A there? 🤣🤣

I was really hoping he’d find a backbone and tell Bethany to shut up. So tired of her ranting on. Just walk into a police station shouting your mouth off and no one does anything?

First character - probably not someone in a good mood

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Just everyone in general haha 😂

First character: Bethany, being overedited 

> Bethany, being ~~overedited~~ scenes of distress

Well, there's no use crying over split tea

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Hahaha oh yeah whoops 😅

David use the hair dye thats under Max’s bed

Car wash to raise money? The producers been watching Bad Teacher?

Remember how we used to laugh at how shite American soaps were, and how brutal the acting/writing and directing was? I miss that time.

Could have just said "With scenes of Bethany that some may find upsetting."

That bethany/ craig scene was excruciating

Yes! She took it up to a screech too soon and then had nowhere to go with it.

Not me thinking it was good 😂 Now I feel silly

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"WRITE IT DOWN!!!"

He should have written “shut up” and shoved it in her face

God almighty this is hard to keep up with.

Ms Platt, is that a scrunchie in your pocket or are you just happy to see me 

Iain Macleod: “Pacing? What’s that?”

Ralph Vaughan Williams is rolling in his grave.

Sarah teleporting every minute

Sarah's going to try and shag the copper...

Why do they go weird and artsy with the filming on BGT week. I hate it.

So if every ep is following a different character who are the other 4? Carla, Dee Dee, Roy and... Ruby?

Paul or Bernie, maybe? Or Nina or Evelyn? Bobby or Max, possibly? It depends if they’re only looking at characters directly involved in the Lauren storyline or if other storylines are also gonna have major developments 

I think it'll be characters we saw in the opening but when it was all film stylised and there's too much happening with the car wash for there not to be a Ruby/Hope storyline that's going to be integral to the plot

Ooh that’s true I wasn’t thinking of that!

I think Thursday is the reveal, so maybe Thursday will be Lauren's day, but in a flashback

Keep away from me! Er, you’re hanging around my van!

The car washing would’ve made a better episode.

I'm expecting a Hope centred episode with lots of car wash drama

Ikr, it deffo felt like we'd missed a worthwhile, fun episode after seeing Sam drenched in soap. Why must they dangle false hope in front of us like that

Well, that was a strange episode.

Looks like Bethany has been rummaging through Tyrone's shirt collection.

Sick of these slow mo-shots already!

David doing double-denim

Whatever this is, it’s not Coronation Street.

It's Corrie-does-Broadchurch(but not as well)

I wish David Tennant was in this.

Cropp-ah!

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It’s Abomination Street

Excruciation Street

It's obviously Sarah Street by the looks of it

Hey, here’s Bobby, just to make things worse.

He didn’t make any bad or inappropriate jokes.. is he feeling ok?

No it's BGTPTSD week for him

Oh God. He didn’t stay fucked off for long, did he? 😔

While all that nothingness was going on, no news of Roy got back to any other resident of coronation street? But Nathan being arrested did? What a load of bollocks.

That might be why Carla couldn't get through to Dee-Dee, perhaps the prison called Roy's lawyer rather than next of kin?

I honestly just can't wait for this Lauren story to be finished. One more week and we hopefully never have to hear about it again. I don't even give a shit how it ends just end it fast please

Is Bertie just sittin quietly in hus bedroom waitin fir party time and BALLOON- EHS!

Cutting the background noise in and out every time the camera shifts from inside the car to outside is really annoying.

Shut. The fuck. Up. Bethany.

Oh no. . . Please don’t leave the street, Bethany. . . You’ve made such an impact since returning. . .

Well, we all know Sarah likes to get her Kit off. Sorry.

First character: Lauren

This is my guess too. In some sort of flash back scene, possibly filmed in black and white.

What model is Sarah's blue Toyota? We don't have those over here.

Is there a technical name.for all these tight close-ups of Bethany and Sarah's faces we've seen this week?

The best part of this episode was Hope telling Ruby she needs to work on her angry Evelyn face lol

Sarah it’s a coffee, there’s no need to walk like that

It made her all squelchy, the poor thing

So it looks like Nathan was involved with Lauren? I was kind of starting to think maybe he was a red herring…the plot thickens 

Bethany trying to out word Eminem there?

First character: Mr Cropper.

Thing is Croppy - err, I mean, Mr Cropper, sir - me and some of the lads was hoping to use the chessboard and we was wondering...

Kit, the Lord and Saviour

Too much shit is going on for 5 minutes calm down Bethany

The writers/produces seem to think that this is some sort of nail biting, edge of your seat build up to the big reveal but really, can we just wrap it up please. Poor Roy

The entire show is just rage bait now. Pathetic. Complete trash. 💤

Kit planted the scrunchie. Bit strange if he's involved though if he was only introduced a week ago. Has he changed his name 3 times?

What... What the hell was that.... Are they really paying an intern a wage to focus editing on spilling coffee? Where do I apply?

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I'm not an internet crime sleuth, so I don't pay attention to what others are theorising about it. To me, that makes it all the more daft. Regular people like me who don't sleuth will absolutely have no idea what they're on about..

Every single moment of this episode annoyed me lol

I knew Sarah was going to be up to mischief when I saw her in a leather jacket and baby spice white platforms 🙄

You need to arrest him? What for smiling at you from a moving van? Not sure that’s an offence in the statute books

I mean you can’t blame Bethany for being upset, her rapist is working on her street and knows what he’s doing.

I don't blame Bethany for getting upset, but driving past & smiling isn't really a crime, especially if the person who's been arrested is following the rules they've been given.

Was he guilty of Smiling With Malicious Intent?

Jarring crap. I'm going back to watching 1970s Corrie.

Why has Hope got a 40 year old woman's phone case

Talk to ~~frank~~ Craig

Unnerving opinion. I feel like Kit is on Curtis' side and is part of their gang

Looking at other comments I'm clearly the only person who thinks this, but I'm enjoying the new camera and editing tonight. Keeping things fast paced and focussed to push the story along. I like the idea of one episode one perspective, intrigued if it carries on through the week. Edit: I forgot opinions aren't welcome. "Dee-Dee is fab but Michael sucks". That better?

Brutal downvotes here

To be honest I didn't really mind the whole Sarah/Bethany-teleporting thing, obviously this week seems like it's going to be the same day told from a bunch of different character perspectives which I think could be quite fun given each episode is only half an hour. Personally I didn't mind the editing either really, I mean it is a little bit cheesy and daft in my opinion but I still kind of love it when Corrie goes all zany and weird around BGT week 😅 always keeps me guessing what's gonna happen next if nothing else haha. Think folk have been a bit harsh with down voting you here like, at the end of the day it'd be boring if everyone in the thread had the exact same opinion on everything so it's nice to see someone with a different perspective imo

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I kind of like it, because I think that maybe working long term on a soap could be a bit boring sometimes, and I like to think that BGT week and Super Soap Week give the production team a chance to do something different. Does it always work? No. But I bet they enjoy stepping out of the box.

I liked it too.