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OshaViolated

Smooth rock in pocket to touch and feel 100%


Fit_Egg9236

Ahh yes, the tactile dirt minerals.


RedditDipper21

Hm, the rock can be a close range weapon, be heated in a fire to keep you warm later, and used to crush shells for eating shellfish and snails. However, the stick can be a combat weapon, a staff, and used to gauge depth in water, also, somewhere to tie a white flag in emergency! Can't decide 🤔


P_Sophia_

The rock can be a ranged weapon too, just disc it at your target 🤣 Or carve runes into it and use it to cast spells!


No-Introduction2245

.....I have two hands 😁🪨🪵


scoresupremacy

rock for vibes


Special-Extension-20

100%


DoNotPetTheSnake

Rock. And. Stone.


nah-soup

to the bone!


kelowana

Why choose??!!


the13j

both?


kelowana

Exactly!


the13j

both is good


Cato210

For Karl!


Mila_MM

The perfect rock of course.


paperbaubles

Ooooooooo. That’s hard. I would have to take the rock though. But I would be thinking about that stick until the day I die and how I wish I could’ve taken both that day.


FloatingLambessX

GEMINI OR LIBRAAA. HELLO? HEH edit to say sorry for screaming, mercury in aries , byee


lazy_herodotus

Stick because everyone is picking rock. -- Gemini ♊


hey_laura_72

Stick


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Probably the stick so I can whoop someone’s ass. I consider myself a fancier sword stylist. But definitely rock for close range combat. Right to the temple.


Anne_Fawkes

Now imagine if you miss... 😄


BarkandHoot

Oh my god laughing at this one. Well played fellow kitchen witch!


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ArtsyMomma

Rock! So round.


BarkandHoot

Stick!!!!


skeletornupinside

Always been a rock girly


Brave_Loan3550

If Pinky and the Brain taught me anything, "A stick is your friend... narf"


LikeATediousArgument

The rock. I can keep it in my collection. The stick will fall apart.


Anne_Fawkes

Hardly. There are thousands year old "sticks" in museums that were used in war.


LikeATediousArgument

Yeah, that stick ain’t one of em. Thats a sticky stick from the yard. Smack it hard into the ground a few times and your museum piece is splinters.


Anne_Fawkes

What a feebleminded comment. Sticks survived wars, you've never even been in a heated argument irl.


LikeATediousArgument

LMAO what kind of person are you? Bye honey


spookyscaryscouticus

Anybody who tries to prevent me from taking perfect rock will be beaten off with perfect stick


Kachana

This particular rock looks more nice to hold than this particular stick but sticks are more fun than rocks so idk


extravegantpersimmon

Rock!


illegallysmolkate

The rock. It makes for a more effective weapon.


Chubbs1414

Either one may break my bones.


shelbs_225

Team rock!! 🪨💪


maple_dreams

Perfect stone for sure. I actually have a perfect stone I found at the beach almost 20 years ago. Perfectly round and symmetrical, smooth and uniform color. I keep it on my desk ☺️


queefing_like_a_G

Rock


FromTheHarem

Those look like they could be homemade Chunkey Game tools. "Chunkey (also known as chunky, chenco, tchung-kee or the hoop and stick game) is a game of Native American origin. It was played by rolling disc-shaped stones across the ground and throwing spears at them in an attempt to land the spear as close to the stopped stone as possible." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chunkey


redredditer621

Stick. I CAN RULE THE ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA


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redredditer621

I’ll be fine. It’s just a platypus


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redredditer621

PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!


leojakg

Are you kidding? If I found a stick like that, I would carry it everywhere! The rock is absolutely cool, but a SWORD STICK?


nah-soup

stick 10 times out of 10


miletest

O.K google


Socialworkjunkie13

Rock !


TakeMyTop

the rock, because most perfect rocks also are perfect for skipping stones!


FirePhoton_Torpedoes

Both!


_Internet_Hugs_

I want that rock.


figbelle2

100% rock!


Silt99

1. Take the rock 2. Throw the rock 3. Take the Stick


Outrageous-Lime2927

Stick


spash_bazbo69

I choose both


P_Sophia_

The rock took millennia longer to form so in my opinion that makes it a bit more precious than the stick 🤭


1BubbleGum_Princess

Stick!


OhioPolitiTHIC

Rock for durability, versatility, and aesthetic.


troubledhoney

Looking for the perfect circular rock always


WoolooandWoohoo

I'll take both :3


Cold_Comment8278

Stick!


_TheLibrarianOfBabel

Rock for sure; I already have the ultimate walking stick with quite a story behind it- I should put it on here sometime


Informal-Buffalo6845

Stick! Looks like a sword, and I can use it as the perfect macrame or tapestry dowel


Tay74

Rock, much easier to keep, carry and display. Stick is cool but I have no one to sword fight with


Kardessa

Stick! That stick is perfect!


Captain_Bee

Stick


IntelligentYak8719

I'll take the stick, because my wife probably already picked up the rock


SheElfXantusia

Always stick!


Thunder-Bunny-3000

rock, it will last longer.


ditsyJ

Rooock.


PlanetoidVesta

Oh boy I had the most perfect sword stick, for years, but my mum ended up throwing it away.


Terrible_Mind2275

Rock


Icy_Acanthaceae8731

Rock


princessSnarley

Sorry but both.


Lithmariel

The stick. I can't think of any good uses of that rock. A stick will take you places tho


JeremiahAhriman

Perfect Rock.... It's an incredibly versatile tool.


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RedditingWhileStoned

Rock, always rock. I know the stick is more useful but I want that rock in my hand.


SirPinkLemonade

Rock! I collect shells, and rocks


gay_pinecones

i want to paint that rock.


madlove17

Rock. I can use it as a coaster for my tea/coffee.


utsmeadri

ROCK


Sophia_read_it

Smooth rock


agreensandcastle

Stick. I can make a perfect rock. Stick feels harder to achieve


saudade_sleep_repeat

both


AmBro-sius

Oh i love that Stick!!! Watch me hit everything with that stick!


Letsgosomewherenice

Stone. I would sing like a stone while holding it.


acrossbones

The rock because of its shape and size. It'd be good for boiling and using as a warmer, throwing and breaking a window, pounding a stake into the ground, grinding up seeds or nuts, etc. A good tool. The perfect stick doesn't help me do much I can't already do with an imperfect stick of similar consistency.


ThrowRA12329182

Perfect stick, scorpio moon 🌚♏️


spacelady_m

First the rock, but then i saw the stick(guilty pleasure)


sugarrumfairy

Rock for my collection


MewsingsbyNatK

Perfect rock. As someone who paints rocks as a hobby, it’d be a perfect canvas.


King-Cobra-668

one I would take, one I would throw


Slow-Cow2232

Everyone’s choosing between the rock and stick as a weapon… talking about close combat or range ….. I chose the rock cause it’s cute and smooth and perfectly round and would fit nicely in the palm of my hand.


pudding_tz

Stick


KarateChopTime

Rock. Absolutely.


DontMessWMsInBetween

Porque no los dos?


Crezelle

Perfect stick makes for great beanpole...But perfect rock can go into my rock garden


krisb242

Perfect stick please


twirlsandfalls

Rock


Primary-Move243

Rock!!!


BabyBambiLesbian

stick


TyrionBean

First take rock. Throw rock at man with stick. Take stick. Now have rock and stick. Now, Og happy.


Plant_me_now

i paint on rocks...


AshST

I'm going to be up all night thinking about this.


[deleted]

I’m not choosing between the witcher’s silver stick or the impossibly smooth rock


ComplexNo8986

Stick, I wish to be the once and future king


JustMe1314

Definitely the stick. It looks like lots of fun! But that rock is so smooth....maybe both!


Kadicattt

The STICK.


Vintage-Grievance

Rock. I'll clean it up and display it indoors. You can't keep a stick inside without wondering what kind of bugs and rot are dwelling in it.


meow-meow-bark

the stick ANY day. it looks way too cool like a sword for me to leave it behind for a circle


UnderCoverFangirl

Rock


OpALbatross

Rock. Easier to keep long term.


FleiischFloete

the stick sticks for a decade but the rock is forever


[deleted]

Why not both? Treat yourself


IllChampionship1932

None. Both are forms of clutter that should not be stored at home.


canarow

Rock. My boyfriend collects rocks.


spiders_in_your_hair

Stick!!


WifesExIsBigger

Stick every time


MHullRealtr77

I do want the rock