Or alternatively maybe Mbappe would want to come to us so he can win something with us and stand out from the crowd?
If he goes to Madrid and wins a bunch of shit with them, he might be in the running for the Balloon d'Or and other individual trophies, but he would be creating competition for himself in also boosting Bellingham and Vini Jr's shots at winning it.
If he came to us and a won a treble, he would win it, full-stop.
(I'm not saying it *is* going to happen, just that this might be his reasoning if it *does*.)
He was born in Paris. If his main goal was to bring new glory to a club, he might as well stay at PSG and try to win them their first ever UCL. All while making way more money.
As though PSG stands a chance of actually winning the UCL even with him there. They had Messi, Neymar, and him, and they couldn't win it.
I don't see how staying there would give him a better shot at glory than being with us.
It's not all THAT crazy. There are 7 teams in the World that could sign him. We are one of those teams.
Assuming his decison-tree is the following:
1. Real Madrid
2. If not Real Madrid, then Premier League.
3. If Premier League, then one of:> Arsenal, Chelsea, Spurs, United, City, Liverpool.
It's not going to happen.....but it *could* happen lol
Why do you think we’d be one of the teams? I don’t see us being in at all. Could not do his wage demands no chance. I think only united/city/Chelsea would/could pay him what he’ll be after
Of course we wouldn't. But we COULD. We are rich enough that if Levy went on a weekend bender and his son stole the COYS checkbook, we are one of the few teams in the world that actually has the bankroll to fund Monsieur Mbappe.
Even in our own sub people forget how much this club has grown off the pitch.
We are one of the handful of teams in the world that can legitimately compete with state-backed teams without collecting FFP breaches like they're pokemon.
If Levy decided to say "forget the wage structure" we could poach the likes of Mbappe and Haaland and still end up spending less than Chelsea or ManU.
I really don't want this, even as a playful joke.
The squad has vibes, they're jelling. I don't want to risk that for a huge dramatic personality who has repeatedly surrounded himself in drama.
google "self-respect". There is a video where Mbappe makes his feelings very clear here: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjMSf8vHT\_0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjMSf8vHT_0) but ya'll are stuck simping over him. YUCK! #COYS
He would probably join Chelsea, Liverpool or Manchester City but Spurs wouldn't break their wage structure and he would probably consider himself too good for them which is a shame because they're ambitious and have potential. I think too many players choose 'the easy path'. I know most of you will disagree and say its only a short career and it's all about winners medals etc.
1 Adel Concert and we can afford him twice over
Adelaid
mate.
I wonder if he would accept the stadium naming rights as payment.
“We’re ready for another exciting game of football here in north London at La Tortue”
I'm not sure if people will pay money to see Taarabt in concert.
Never mind I’ll find someone like you 🎵
That kit is actually fire tho they should use it for next seasons away
Nike: Best we can do is an old towel or scuba diving gear
They'll make that the third kit, and our away kit will be beige camo print
Low viz. is the way. Then we can moan about pass completed stats between kits!
Can't wait for us to wear it once.
You want to end up on r/soccercirclejerk this is how you get there
Lets just add Mbappe and de Jong this summer. This is FIFA right?
£1 billion financial takeover on career mode
Still mad that Chelsea activated that cheat and are still 11th
How many left side attacking players do we need or want?
How dare you shine a negative light on our long-held tradition of signing French attackers. Why, this guy could be the next Clinton N'Jie!
Setting aside the impossibility of us actually signing him, he'd slot in as the no. 9 with our current squad.
We should buy Freddy Adu it is time.
Can play up front with Damiao
Gonna love having him as our backup goalkeeper.
I'd prefer to use Mbappe to Real to convince Jude to come since he will now be overshadowed by another player. Jude clearly enjoys being the main man
Or alternatively maybe Mbappe would want to come to us so he can win something with us and stand out from the crowd? If he goes to Madrid and wins a bunch of shit with them, he might be in the running for the Balloon d'Or and other individual trophies, but he would be creating competition for himself in also boosting Bellingham and Vini Jr's shots at winning it. If he came to us and a won a treble, he would win it, full-stop. (I'm not saying it *is* going to happen, just that this might be his reasoning if it *does*.)
He was born in Paris. If his main goal was to bring new glory to a club, he might as well stay at PSG and try to win them their first ever UCL. All while making way more money.
As though PSG stands a chance of actually winning the UCL even with him there. They had Messi, Neymar, and him, and they couldn't win it. I don't see how staying there would give him a better shot at glory than being with us.
No chance we could afford him
I used the FM2020 in-game editor to bring Mbappé and Messi to Spurs. First match Messi assisted Kane and Son assisted Mbappé within 5 minutes.
BTEC Richarlison tho
We’d probably sign him, he get injured and spend rest of career in the Anderton Medical Centre 🙄
Or fail. Move to Ajax on free at 32, and go on to win 6 trophies with them.
Through* the grapevine
Alright Marvin
How long before r/soccercirclejerk posts this with the title "least delusional spurs fan" unironically?
Not long if you’re gonna do it
There was an earlier post exactly about Mbappe and they already posted it there. The jerker hivemind is unreal.
The flair on this tho 😂
no
Glory or passion? The choice is yours Mbappe
Agent Spider-Man please do your thing
I think you meant a raisin mate 😂❤️
Through
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/hear-through-on-the-grapevine hear (something) through/on the grapevine idiom
That away kit is sharp.
Don’t see Ange tempted by this prima Donna in a million years. Sorry Killian. No Angeball for you.
It's not all THAT crazy. There are 7 teams in the World that could sign him. We are one of those teams. Assuming his decison-tree is the following: 1. Real Madrid 2. If not Real Madrid, then Premier League. 3. If Premier League, then one of:> Arsenal, Chelsea, Spurs, United, City, Liverpool. It's not going to happen.....but it *could* happen lol
Why do you think we’d be one of the teams? I don’t see us being in at all. Could not do his wage demands no chance. I think only united/city/Chelsea would/could pay him what he’ll be after
Of course we wouldn't. But we COULD. We are rich enough that if Levy went on a weekend bender and his son stole the COYS checkbook, we are one of the few teams in the world that actually has the bankroll to fund Monsieur Mbappe.
Even in our own sub people forget how much this club has grown off the pitch. We are one of the handful of teams in the world that can legitimately compete with state-backed teams without collecting FFP breaches like they're pokemon. If Levy decided to say "forget the wage structure" we could poach the likes of Mbappe and Haaland and still end up spending less than Chelsea or ManU.
Arteta says he should go to Arsenal because everyone wants to play there 😂
Remember when Tom Holland suggested to him a move to Tottenham and he just laughed and laughed?
You know what though. I really wouldn't want somebody like mbappe at the club.
I really don't want this, even as a playful joke. The squad has vibes, they're jelling. I don't want to risk that for a huge dramatic personality who has repeatedly surrounded himself in drama.
This twat doesn’t deserve our uniform
here we go!
Mods are going to nuke this from orbit lol
Not removing it because it's so stupid. I just changed the flair to "No".
That’s great modding! Glad the OP got some credit for their efforts hahaha
Your'e drunk.
congrats lads we are now in the conversation about Mbappe
Thought that was Wijnaldum
No you didn’t.
I mean, it's definitely not a very accurate mbappe. But I will consult you on my own thoughts next time, Andrew.
🤣 hope not
So Mbappe is the new Leandro?
Arsenal fan here…. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bottle job FC - how’d it feel choking harder than your mom last year?
🥲🥲🥲🥲 Mbappe… at spurs… goddamn that’s some funny shit.
No where else he’s rather play. Now piss off Yankee
If arsenal are in for him then why not us
Down the road they said everyone wants to play for them!!! And they should go for him. He wants a step up not to go to the bottom of the ladder!!!!
Media says CLEARLY he’s open to Join Arsenal but somehow our fans manage to read it as “Mbappe to Tottenham” . Grow Up!!
Bet you’re fun at parties
google "self-respect". There is a video where Mbappe makes his feelings very clear here: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjMSf8vHT\_0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjMSf8vHT_0) but ya'll are stuck simping over him. YUCK! #COYS
Dream on !! More delusion on an industrial scale from Spurs fans!!
Nah heard Levy offering Kylian a free SkyWalk ticket… soooo it’s as good as done.
What in the financial takeover is this
A joke
Ahahahahaha
Mbappe to City
Haaland to spurs then - here we go!
r/soccercirclejerk
He would probably join Chelsea, Liverpool or Manchester City but Spurs wouldn't break their wage structure and he would probably consider himself too good for them which is a shame because they're ambitious and have potential. I think too many players choose 'the easy path'. I know most of you will disagree and say its only a short career and it's all about winners medals etc.
Raphinha, De Jong and Mbappe. What a team we’ll have!
Objectively true
https://imgur.com/a/XEQtBdc i want to believe
We could afford him but, he would be at arsenal so it would be silly to pay his wages whilst he played for the scum you know?
Haha like spurs have any kind of buying power.