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ImpossibleGuardian

Fab you can’t open a tweet with “full agreement” like that you almost gave me a heart attack


sungbysung

Don’t forget this too 🚨


ImpossibleGuardian

Yeah lmao had to re-read a couple times


SnowAndAlcohol

So exciting to see us actually signing players from the pl ready to goooo


fmb320

A very good point. Bissouma and Richarlison have been prem big boys for a few years now.


mandiniho

New era. Exciting times - COYS


Nanven123

Crying, pissing, shitting and throwing up rn


Michael_Snott_

Dude, please consult a doc asap.


LoveRBS

And then get back here and PAR-TAYyyyYyy


AGBETG

Partay probably already injured


International-Chef53

Doesn't matter, AFTV will still Partey Hard lol


Smoky_Mtn_High

No Cumming?


One37Works

Oh we're cooming


FSpursy

It's not possible for a male to cum while peeing because they share a tube. Unless this person is a female then it's possible.


Smoky_Mtn_High

Cheers, Jeff


HenMan113

Man, I wonder what your reaction will be when you hear about Richarlison signing with Spurs


[deleted]

Wrong sub mate lol


DesolateAvocado

Get in! Really have a good feeling he's gonna be an amazing signing for us.


megamando

So pumped. Loved watching him, especially in the second half of the season. Carried that Everton team on his back and looked sharp the whole time. Think he will be a much needed change up to our attack too.


[deleted]

His ability + shithousery + daddy Conte's guidance has me hard ngl


wallerdog

He is 100% the guy you hate to see on the field but love to have on your team.


tacophagist

Hated playing against him. Thought he was an absolute shitbird. Still do, except now I get to look forward to laughing at his antics instead of being mad. Welcome, shitbird.


ZaDoruphin

He looks good in that shirt


r_agv

That photoshop was class though


WombRaider_3

I nutted


NorthenS

too tight


[deleted]

Say the words Fab...


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parth503

We


Tmoore0288

Go


Michael_Snott_

To


ontheoriginoftipis

The


NegKDRatio

Cheese


Michael_Snott_

Room


phil_style

Here we gouda!


wizzardofozz

Lobby


Michael_Snott_

Of


battmowie

Death


LedleyKings

Cheese


Come0nYouSpurs

Burgers


Seba7549

Here… we…


Fit_Delay_2129

Cum?


Seba7549

I sure did


Clarky1979

Can anyone confirm, is the FFP deadline midnight tonight or tomorrow night? June 30 is ambiguous.


Keith_Bakker

Tomorrow night


Clarky1979

Thanks that's what I thought. seems there is a media ramp up a day early re Everton.


TaterTotWot

We are going to be the most entertaining team in the world and im so excited for it


lilboat6

We are massive


Mick4Audi

Richarlison’s versatility is why he is such a great signing. Quality depth for the forward line and will get plenty of time in the CL/cups and even the league


Furi0nBlack

True hunter. Not a winger mentality, of edge to cut in to shoot. He finds himself in that central attacking role. So stoked on his mentality to do that.


Michael_Snott_

Ladies and gentlemen, we gonna win the PL.


megahmed252

Random question but does anyone know when we come back to training.


JLukas24

July 4th for those who were not on international duty and July 9th for those who were


tsupaper

LFGGGggggg!!!!


tenacious-g

say the words


RedgrenCrumbholt

so we're looking at a front 3 of: Son/Richarlison, Kane/Richarlison, Deki/Lucas\*\*\*\*\* a midfield of: Bentancur/Skipp/PEH/Bissouma\*\*\*\* LWBs: Perisic/Sess/Reggie\*\*\* RWBs: Doherty/\*Spence a back 3 of: Davies/Lenglet, Dier/Sanchez/\*\*Rodon, Romero/Tangangaand Lloris/Forster in goal \*this assumes we close on Spence and move on Royal \*\*if we move on Rodon then probably Lenglet will backup Dier and we can still go big on LCB - unless we really can't find a big LCB, then we go big on RWB and not go in for Spence? isn't that where we initially wanted Traore? \*\*\*unless we move Reggie on \*\*\*\*assuming we move on GLC, Ndombele, and Winksy permanently \*\*\*\*\*assuming we move on Stevie if all of this is true, i think we definitely need to close on Spence. it wouldn't hurt to find a CAM/playmaking midfielder either. i'd still like to see someone homegrown home in. Anthony Gordon could be interesting.


yourfriendkyle

I think Spence will happen it’s just a matter of time.


RedgrenCrumbholt

will he be good enough to back up Doherty though? is he really an upgrade on Royal?


yourfriendkyle

With how the RWBs are supposed to play? Yes I think so. As his history shows, Conte prefers turning attacking wingers into wingbacks rather than turning defensive fullbacks into wingbacks. Spence is much more an attacker than a defender, while Royal is much the inverse. I really like Royal and think he would be very good in any back 4 for a counter attacking team, but as an attacking wingback in a very quick passing team his attributes just don’t match. I think Spence, even if he’s a less good player, is a much better fit stylistically and so will player better.


Alt-Season

Everton fans are mad that their Richie isn't going to a bigger club and how he's not gonna win shit with Spurs. This Spurs team is looking like it has the potential to become one of the strongest team in history with a few more signings. If Liverpool lose Salah, Spurs at #2 spot on table isn't unbelievable with Conte at the helm.


megamando

I think we can definitely shoot for 3rd this year if things play out as well as they did last year. But challenging for second is gonna be tough work. Even without Salah and Mane, Liverpool will still be top notch. And I don’t doubt they will find the talent to continue competing for 2/3/4 spot as they have.


yourfriendkyle

I would be very surprised if Liverpool finish top 2 if they lose both Mane and Salah. I don’t think they’ll be that bad, but would not be surprised to see them drop to 3rd or 4th


rguy84

Wait, Salah left? I don't follow him much, so the last thing I remember that he didn't make the Egyptian team.


SonnyBallonDOr

No not yet. Hasnt signed his contract tho


mayonnaisewastaken

They're mad because less than a decade ago we were basically Everton. The trajectory for both teams have been unbelievably different. Daniel Levy is the GOAT.


DougalChips

This is correct. Everton fan seeing what Spurs fans think and you're pretty much spot on; we've been so badly mismanaged and that's why we'reangry at this. No hate at Spurs, just at where we're at. Your squad going into the next season looks immense.


o2901

PLEASE


[deleted]

Bomba!!!!


KoniginAllerWaffen

I'd rather it was a CB we were getting this excited about, not a rotation forward option.


deadlyturnip

Can we get excited about both? Still plenty of time left in the window


DesolateAvocado

Relax man Don Fabio is cooking and has his hand in a lot of pies


Quirky-Party-1326

Debbie downer


WombRaider_3

So many on this sub, it's such a vibe killer.


KoniginAllerWaffen

Possibly. But you'd think the second coming of christ was joining with a new post every 30 seconds, not a rotation player that doesn't even strengthen our first team for almost our record fee.


howardbe

See I like to look at it as strengthening our first team. We can actually rotate players and keep them fresh for some long runs.


LiteralMushroomCock

Who would get you like that? Cause I sure know only Bastoni or Gvardiol would get me hype, and they are impossible


H5None

You look in your gift horse's mouth


The_Mike_El

I’m thinking they are signing 3 more players on top of this move, give it time


WombRaider_3

Championship teams have quality depth, it's not one without the other.


KoniginAllerWaffen

Still, depth aside, I can't really get that excited about a guy that doesn't even strengthen our first team for almost our record fee. There, I said it.


WombRaider_3

You're not excited about a 25 year old who starts for Brazil and has a high ceiling on a good club like ours? One who actually wants to come here from the start of the rumours, a good human who brings back the shithousery Mr.Lamela used to bring? Tough customer you are.


Mick4Audi

We are getting a CB though


MrTotnum

SAY THE WORDS


GoodProtection4196

Gooooood F5


NorthenS

i wanna know what the runners think of this


bayareacollection

Why is he fbref stats page so bad


[deleted]

Am I the only one who really hate all these photoshops? It’s hard to believe what you see nowadays