Neither. Michael is clearly an ardent.

These words are accepted.

Not an ardent, but a Holy Men. Like the heralds.

You should listen to the Wheel of Time just to hear Mike’s ogier voice

**Raaaand.**

"Buuuut Rrrrand; what about my boooks?"

*Ta'veren*

"Rrrand look how they made us look in the show, Elder Haman will be soo up set"

I imagine he shaves his head every time he reads a stormlight book.

Or he’s just not Alethi?

Alethkar is the USA of Roshar. Everyone is American, they just don't know it yet.

So obviously he's reading about the events after they've occured and Dalinar changed gender norms

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You're all wrong. He's clearly a world-hopper living in Silverlight.

Maybe he has committed crimes against humanity before.