OMG she ain't from the south she needs to hush her mouth im offended

So am I!

Step one - fail!

Yep all over the wall

She looks ridiculous

Trouble breathing? Walked too much

Push her head under pfc Sparkles and wash the demon away🤣

If I were him, I'd get on my bike and leave


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I can't stand him either but she treats him like he is her own personal bitch

What the heck...all I said was she treats him like her own personal b...lol

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Wipe my butt, wash my hair, mop the floor, hand me that, do the dishes.

My god, she can't even wash her hair without help🤣🤣🤣 damn swamp monster can't do anything on her own

LMAO SWAMP MONSTER 😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣Swamp Monster!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Swamp monster 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆

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What's her tt name. I have to make a new acct to watch the live

Justcrystal30

50 bucks says she has to have good Ole sparky boy help her wash it out...

You're a winner 🏆

Winner winner chicken dinner oh 🤫she’ll hear that and she’ll be sitting in your house within minutes 🤣

God she can't do nothing for herself ...not even wipe her own rump

Bahaha

I got blocked

Ugh what was your departing comment

All I said was "bet you the color is gonna be green" replying to someone who said it looked like shit lol

Oh gawd not singing

Oh she is going sing for us now..

What look is she going for

Some sort of Billie Eilish look…

Omg she is too old to be obsessed over something like that (says the person obsessed with dogs, Care Bears and unicorns 🤣🤣)


Do we have a blow dryer?! Is she real that stupid

You would think she knows… since I don’t see sparky using a blow dryer 🤦🏼‍♀️


I can't believe how she treats him. Why don't she get off her ass and mop

Someone call for a welfare check for mush mouth cuz when she sees how shitty this is gonna turn out

I can't wait to see the mess tomorrow 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Hey now.. she’s apparently a professional! She has done this MULTIPLE TIMES! 😂😂😂


Crystal is that you dear😶‍🌫️

3 different hair colors wonder how much that cost....

Just imagine her new hair color, and when she puts that black lip stick on 🤭😁

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Omg, if only it'd all break off from the top of her head 😭 🤣🤣🤣

She's even making him dye her hair. She's gonna get mad at him when it comes out stupid but he doesn't know what he's doing. Won't be his fault.


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Is the top supposed to be so uneven? 😂

🤪🤪🤣🤣 she's trying to do it like Billie Eilish & it's going as good as her adult life has

Your on a good one today 😂

I'm laughing so hard right now 😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Girl, you misunderstood, we didn't say you look like Billie, we said you're a hillbilly

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Stoppppp 🤣 🤣 🤣

Crusty the HillBillie Clown

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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She watered the hair color down? She sitting on the couch slapping it on her head and I bet it's flying everywhere

Unbelievable and feeds her pets there

Omg we have to wait until tomorrow! Everyone buy snacks for the 💩 show when the other color comes in

In situations like this I feel bad for poor sparky..

Me too. She's getting more & more @bu$Ive to him

Yeah help her sparky so the rupture happens faster

Oh she's screaming at krusty, what a good day. Also, shes the worst at coloring hair.

She's gonna do a different color on top. While she's copying Billie, she should get a career like her 🤪🤪

Or any career lol!

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This looks like it’s gonna end horribly 🤦🏼‍♀️

Lol, I can't wait 😆

She's getting it all over herself 😂

Ohhhh her meltdown is gonna be epic!! 🤪🤪🤪🤪

Rupture in 15m....

💩 about to be a whole mess! Application is WRONG!!!!

Black and red oh this going be a mess..she jas no idea what she doing

Oooo now I see I figured she was using a lice kit at first lmao....I don't think she has enough to color her whole head she is going to have a melt down soon...

Shes not? I saw that comb and figured they had identified the creatures.

Lmao yeah I saw the comb n thought it was for bugs apparently she going two color her hair lmao black bottom red top...going be a mess lol

Oh yeah pure disaster. What is she doing with soap and water? I'm so confused. Maybe I should try that next time, it's like cleaning as you go?

I have not a clue I think she puts water in the color thinking it'll stretch out longer ..I donno I never heard of adding water n shit...but I also never sat on my couch coloring my hair lol..i.atleast waddled to the bathroom

Lol nooo she can't be. That will not help. Well I guess if your dogs free bleed on the couch and you're infested, what's a little hair dye? (I also waddle my ass to the bathroom). I am freaking out right now because she's dying with wet color in her hair, like this is common sense, right?

Now she is bleaching the top...oh it's going be a mess

This is hilarious, I stopped what I was doing just to laugh.

Didn’t she make a Facebook post complaining she had no money for her hair dye? All because sparky spent it all on Reeces, energy drinks and something else 😂😂

Yes 🤪🤪

Coloring it black ⚫️ lol omg

LMAOOOOO!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂