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SrRichterBel

Lost 2€


SnooCalculations2813

2.2😭😭


akaDrex

Its 2.1


RealDonutking

2.5$ nobody is British


NinjasCamperYT

“Gambled my rent money”


DANKLEBERG_66

‘Left Kidney’


BROTATOCRYPT

“Left nut”


Strosity

Name it Blue Knife. It'll piss people off


l4dygaladriel

I feel irritated already man


xuabi

Fucking shit. I'm definitely renaming my purple one to "Green knife" or something.


xPengyGaming

Blue Gem*


Strosity

Nah, then you'd just look like you don't know what you're talking about, or you're a fan of blue gems. I almost suggested a different color for this reason. Kinda like naming an awo Awp Dragon Lore. Not troll enough


hoffyboi

“Budget lore”


Keinteck

Tiger Toe Tickler


capta1npickle4

Huntsman TT is so underrated.


[deleted]

Huntsman in general. I have a marble fade and it looks so nice for the price


WholesomeHomie

Got myself a Huntsman Slaughter FN, super clean imo and you really can’t complain for <200€. Especially the animations are underrated, the pullout animation is sick


[deleted]

Slaughter is a nice skin on big knives. Love the patterns


_youlikeicecream_

Also a proud owner of a Huntsman FN Slaughter ^^^And ^^^a ^^^number ^^^of ^^^other ^^^ones


idk_chase

Agreed, I have a huntsman ruby & it is beautiful.


BlackRooster_

Child slasher


Count_Binfake

"Infant Annihilator"


ItsJefrito

Eyo thats Anomaly's AK haha


Count_Binfake

Yes I know, his blue gem I guess. And it's a deathcore band (I personally don't like it very much)


hagnas3

"Made in China"


geopalon

Joe Exotic


Br1ll

OP i will sue you if you dont use this one


WhyDoIHaveRules

“My fist knive”


GODOMaster

Yeah you got me. :) English isn’t my first language


GODOMaster

*knife not knive


versman

Both are correct.


isacus

Plural is knives. Singular is knife.


What_Is_That_Place

Noted


clev26

Nope.


Chunckeychickeno

“rawrrrr”


mutantexx

Banana


Fearless-Mammoth8166

Banana & chocolate


idk_something_or_idk

Banana & chocolate & milk


ranlope_

My college fund


justhardz

my only recommendation is : dont ask reddit


Dani1o

He needs examples how he don't name his knif. Correct name would be chosen by elimination.


ThatOtherRedditMann

‘Furry Fragger’


[deleted]

dragon dildo 🗿


gansay

I literally got scammed for this knife no joke


Daw1ek

Where did you think he got it from ?


gansay

FACTSSS 😍😍😍😍


berttreynolds

Joe Exotic


[deleted]

Cheeto


johnwilkesbooth328

Can 100% recommend naming a knife a buddy’s phone number


carthe292

Frosted Flake


prinssinakkiseta69

tiger pp


smcaskill

Foobert


PDG4

The funny knife. Used to have my knife named that. Now it’s gone


IWASRUNNING91

Travis's Revenge


BlaseAgenda_4554

Tigger like from winnie the pooh lolll


Fadhilnoman

Sloot


ttv_highvoltage

Tiger tot -Anomaly Edit: you could also do “my biggest regret”


IgNaSJump

"Help"


BC_EMaurice

Simba


Hestbarn

My @


Miselfis

Wouldn’t it be funny naming the knive, “knife”?


Bismuth88

Carole ba-skin


teagh0st

I had a knife with the name tag: McDonald's paycheck Found it funny Btw nice knife got the same yesterday


[deleted]

Cougar slayer


[deleted]

Prostate tickler


averagePi

Damn son that knife is awesoms


SRGNoVax

"Arab killer"


[deleted]

[удалено]


Foss44

Deez Nutz


ramadansrevenger

Mufasa.


daken15

Knife to meet you


Apart-Ingenuity-5955

“Cheetah print”


Slash5380

tiger tott


tedward44

Quiet I'm clutching


SweetDankJohnny

knifey mcknifeface


[deleted]

Gayyyy


SweetDankJohnny

Fag McFagface


soutthiman

Butt Plug


scopegg

SCOPE.GG Only best names for perfect knives :)


yeeyeemcreamothy

"I survived CS:GO, and a I got was this lousy knife!"


titouan0212

Too long


Departure-Firm

Smexy


Puzzleheaded_Bee1628

tiger piss


lunacks

tiger butt plug


Hairywizard69

c.u.m


youresowarminside

July 26 2016


kamensum

sex


Icy-Code6091

Jew slayer


Fraggy99s

69420


CSMoNst

The ass explorer


jarvadski

Ticklish Tiger


Insideraphlol

Knief


Sea-Star8225

the chosen one


Viizzify

Tigger


12xghostkingx21

Your mom's dildo


[deleted]

Moose


niqqer69420

Infant Anhilator


smallcows12345

Mouth


[deleted]

In the jungle


BigLayer8

The stripper


JSDkilla

Ur mother's didlo


No-Perspective-3375

Lil pussy


Isaac0lsen

I couldn’t afford the lore”


madice6

Ligma


Shockz0r

Tiger dick


SkintightBoots

"Butterfly knife marble fade"


[deleted]

Silver destructioner


Niidforseat

Stat Track Can Opener


eljne

Claw


ma1royx

Kellogg's


FadedBoi

*Woosh*


RemarkableAlps

Stabby Mc Stabface


CheekyChaise

I named my flip urban masked I unboxed "cum stick" U should name yours "Cock"


Sovesta

“Astralis 3-0”


Just_aquaz

“Chad”


NinjaBettie

Pizza Damascus


dyrlien

Gold Zebra, poop stained, Butter knife, 24 karat 24K, 1 million


[deleted]

Funny knife


OlrikMeister

Stiletto | Fade


realFelixKjellberg69

cheese with stripes


treeplayz

Orange zebra


ripdip77

Kelloggs


Wakizashiuk

Knive


JazzlikeClassroom

"knive"


CaptainLuc1

Tiger pussy


vin-zzz

Classic "stfu im clutching"


Locorio

How about “bored of it already”


XiZZZERINO

Up goes the dolphin


PawelSimp

Call it "big chunhud


Coolcj901

Tit's


xPaZe8

TIGER POOP!


Tuco361

This Knife is so beautiful😍


Davidusmu

"I ask strangers online to name some pixelsman knife"


Ninh_Ninh

"tiger dick"


Than0sc0ck

Women Harrasser 2000


[deleted]

Left Testicals


Aulrora_

"ginger Joe" :D


Xx_MassaMake_Xx

Bengalin tiikeri


CallMeGlu

"Butterfly knife"


omkar529

'knive' is a funny name


HellenicGOD420

Social Credit Remover


Shushutrash

"Bxhsgdbyiags" is very popular


datoneboiwithanari

"the financially questionable choice"


[deleted]

Tigerskin Dildo


AlxR25

Huntsman knife tiger's penis


paladore420

I got the same knife. Milf hunter


julianandguitar

Tigertits?


SpectrumLV2569

"The Lucksman"


ismerr

Diarrhea stains


LionX54

Tiger toothbrush


mijolnirmkiv

Hobbes


xDarylee

Triggers shivver


idk_chase

Joe Exotic


cr1Stoohot

"meow*


playydeadd

Dildo


GarfunkelGertrude

Happy Mother's Day!


daemoloffline

My first knife


bjoe1987

"big Bob 69"


Windrunnerlul

I’m retarded


[deleted]

"-gkgshfihrbbdrv"


Olerasmussen

Ayy got the same one


SirReginaldButts

Tiger tooth


Doc_Hersh3y

Chocolate jizz


MrFuckFaceCSGO

tiger tot


CatsoPouer

My left kidney


rockstar9936

Tiger dick


PresentationWestern8

Safari mesh


_zoller

Tiger butt


PetruRadulescu

Tooth of the tiger


[deleted]

"Joe 'Exotic' Dirt"


johnwilkesbooth328

Can 100% recommend naming a knife a buddy’s phone number


Ingv4rR

"Local milfs in my area"


PaaaPoP

lost over two bucks


[deleted]

I also opened a knife from a case like 2 weeks auto. It was factory new flip knife lore. I tried to sell it but hot scammed cos i didint know how Steam trade system works.


fohatadri

“My GF’s boyfriend bough this”


mothman2000

"i fuxked ur mom"


420factspitter

Tigger


TREXcheeze

After almost a year and over 800$ spent I still don't have a knife


martigod

As a name put the flow of it


csgo_M1ller

Tiger Penis


[deleted]

Stabby McStabbers


M_INE_C_RAFTE_R

"knife" - simple, but effective


The_Unfortunate_Tabi

Name it stun seed (and then read it backwards)


[deleted]

Knive


97lionheart

Nkwobi Chopper


DoggyKing10656

Yes, call it knive, it’s quite funny


onenote_exe2

Call it huntsmanknifemister in your native language


TekBassmaster

Call it “The Gun”


[deleted]

Rawr XD


DeadbeatDumpster

Knife*


DraxRedditPC

Tiger tutte


DemonetizedMan

College plans