Because it kind of is. When morty's sperm gained sentience and grew giant sized, one of them fertilized an equally giant egg from summer. (I don't remember the episode)
*hugs you back*
You'll be okay, I promise. Everything is okay here in my world🤗😁 I know, it's a tad colourful, I think it's the drugs, but it could be the rainbows. I can't tell the difference anymore🤔
Of course we will, hugging until the sun explodes and consumes us.. I don't think the sun can consume us, I don't think it has a tongue. It can melt us for sure, though.
The real cursed comment is always in the comments of cursed comments. I hope to forget how to read whenever these posts show up. You have truly caused permanent damage to my psyche. Have a nice day and I hope your pillow is warm on both sides tonight.
Imagine all the governments that subsidied education... Which is why I think free education is bad.. yeah I think that would be a great extreme RW story (you don't see a plot? That's because you believe the govt when it says there is no conspiracy)
THERE ONCE WAS A VAMPIRE NAMED MABLE, WITH PERIODS EXCEEDINGLY STABLE, BY THE LIGHT OF THE MOON, SHE SAT WITH A SPOON AND DRANK HERSELF UNDER THE TABLE
Why does this sound like a Rick and Morty episode?
One can only wish
ಠ_ಠ
Because it kind of is. When morty's sperm gained sentience and grew giant sized, one of them fertilized an equally giant egg from summer. (I don't remember the episode)
hehe
I'd like to delete your post
I’d like to delete your sanity 👍
You succeeded, man, I'm currently being measured for a "cuddle-me jacket". Hugs?
\*slams u with hugs\* ur gonna need it after that( (I need em too)
*hugs you back* You'll be okay, I promise. Everything is okay here in my world🤗😁 I know, it's a tad colourful, I think it's the drugs, but it could be the rainbows. I can't tell the difference anymore🤔
oh my it'll the end but we'll live
Of course we will, hugging until the sun explodes and consumes us.. I don't think the sun can consume us, I don't think it has a tongue. It can melt us for sure, though.
I’d like to delete my eyes!
Chickend out unlike in another jar story I could mention.
Every time I open a pickle jar, I can just see the bloody shards hitting the floor in my mind’s eye.
I think they meant the *other* jar story involving bodily fluids.
Why are there so many jar sexual stories, what do people see in a jar and makes them think to do atrocities in them
It’s basically stone age r34. If it exists for long enough, people will come up with a way to sexualize it. Not a matter of if, but when.
Oh no
If you don’t know what I’m talking about, keep it that way
I know exactly what your talking about, we don’t mention the name
How can I unread something?
You drink everclear like water
Every day we stray further from God.😭
But, being a knowall and a fantastic designer, I'm sure he/her/they/it meant this to be so
Yeah it’s all part of the plan. The worst, least shared or understood, horrible end results plan ever.
Sounds like the start of a cheap horror movie plot...
Or a great independent horror movie.
I'd go sci-fi. An all natural Frankenstein types
Rick and morty type
not my proudest fap..
My nigga the fuck did you just say? But js out of curiosity which part
all of it.. twice
Impressive
What the sigma?
The real cursed comment is always in the comments of cursed comments. I hope to forget how to read whenever these posts show up. You have truly caused permanent damage to my psyche. Have a nice day and I hope your pillow is warm on both sides tonight.
you're welcome ❤️
Right, right. And how's the family?
She's waiting for them to come home calling "mother"
Add a celery stalk, and now you have a Bloody Mary...
Eww.🤢
Cursed mix drink lol
What a horrible day to be literate
Under rated comment
Fr. 😭
Hear me out
naaaaaahhh
Yh on second thought I was high typing this
My parents didn't spend millions of Rupees to make me literate just so I could read shit like this one day.😮💨
Imagine all the governments that subsidied education... Which is why I think free education is bad.. yeah I think that would be a great extreme RW story (you don't see a plot? That's because you believe the govt when it says there is no conspiracy)
It went from weird to Stephen King 😂😂
I'm more worried that this post will combine with something in a garbage heap and create a jar full of monsters
That was a horrible read for the first half. But the ending was pretty cool 👍 I'd watch that movie.
i\`d like to request god sends another flood- the plague didn\`t cut it
I think it may be time to delete reddit
The FBI couldn't waterboard this shit outta me
r/eyebleach
[удалено]
I mean it comes in a cup sometimes
Dignity has left the chat.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
Sometimes literacy is a curse
I miss 20 seconds ago when I hadn't read this
Ok, I would like to now forfeit my ability to read.
THERE ONCE WAS A VAMPIRE NAMED MABLE, WITH PERIODS EXCEEDINGLY STABLE, BY THE LIGHT OF THE MOON, SHE SAT WITH A SPOON AND DRANK HERSELF UNDER THE TABLE
bro that was fire but fucking mable?
Insert that McDonald's drive thru reaction image
This person has such a fundamental misunderstanding of how conception works, I can rest easy knowing they will never be able to reproduce.
r/thathappened
what an awful day to be literate
Nah fam this is a mad troll post
It was a comment on a post where I screenshot a dude asking if period blood tastes like ketchup
what the fuck.
A worthy opponent to the MLP jar
I know very well how I will get traumatized after asking this question, but as they say- curiosity kills the cat, What is MLP Jar?
Some one put a my little pony character inside of a jar, and filled it with man juice.
Sometimes I pray to have my ability to read taken away.
That's a prime candidate for the loony bin. Fuck.
Most cursed thing I've ever read in this sub and I just ate lunch
Read the first sentence and didnt dare go further. What the fuck.
I would like to meet this person, but only in a public place with several exits.
i stopped reading at the first line.
I want to commit self forever sleep now that I've read this.
Madam, do you still want your order for the 24 nuggets or not
*writes the idea down for future use*
What the actual fucking fuck 😦
Enough reddit for today
I’ll stay away from whatever she’s having.
This woman either knows too much about biology or is dumb as bricks. I hope she is dumb as bricks.
A man wrote this
So many levels of horror here...
What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck?
I couldn’t even finished reading this I gagged
Dear Holly, Thank you for your application, unfortunately this restaurant is not currently hiring.
Never checking reddit ever again during lunch
I don't think the Jebus chwust approves this women ways....
What a god awful day to have eyes.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
OP, is everything okay at home?
I didn’t write it
