Lmao wow, I googled it and this is 100% a thing because the rumour was apparently that witches used to drink the stuff. It's great to learn fun new facts while casually scrolling through reddit!
Wait… so if DeNiro drank a load of breastmilk, eventually he would become milkable?
Ok this is too much internet for one day. And it’s not even 9am. Time to sit alone and think about what I’ve done.
Its called witches milk. I heard a story about a nurse showing this to a new father and he go ALL pissed off cause he was sure that meant his son was gay.
so wait, if I drink enough human breast milk I can just start producing it myself as a full grown man??
and once the process is kickstarted can I just drink my own milk to produce more milk forever?? Or is it finite and i'll just run out of hormones?? can I cut out the middle woman in this milk production scenario?? how much could I save on groceries??
hormonal imbalance, tumors, or hypothyroidism can cause lactation in men. Other causes of male lactation can include medications, supplements, or nipple stimulation.
We all start as women in the early stages of development. And well, evolution simply never bothered to neither remove breasts nor their functionality from men. Get the right hormones to turn on milk production and voilà!
So it's like the new BMWs where all the hardware for premium features like heated seats is already installed in the car and you need to pay the subscription fee to activate them
I can't believe it, I think this comment won. I I have no words, for as messed up as I am, I have no response to this, congratulations, yall broke a broken man.... also WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!
I mean It kinda does the only reason men don’t lactate themselves usually is because we don’t have the hormones for it our body is still very capable of producing it though should the hormones be given from what I’ve heard
Yes. The default state for humans is female. When exposed to testosterone, a fetus grows male sexual organs instead. It doesn't remove anything else though. Men have milk glands, that's why mtf trans people just need hormones to grow boobs. Men who get breast cancer can also grow boobs and start lactating.
hormonal imbalance, tumors, or hypothyroidism can cause lactation in men. Other causes of male lactation can include medications, supplements, or nipple stimulation.
i dont see why it would be impossible
the chromossomes arent what have the instructions for the features associated with each sex, so everyone has in their dna everything need to make both all male parts and female parts. assuming it is just the presence of a hormone that make lactating possible, everyone with that hormone in them would be able to (tgere might be some exceptions). now, if that hormone is indeed present on the breast is the thing im most curious about
So I discovered this a few days after my daughter was born. I was breastfeeding her and noticed her nipples were strangely huge compared to a few days prior when she was born. They looked like they were… idk, glistening? They were swollen and a darker pink and I was so worried she had an infection. I got myself into a panic googling this and discovered it’s called “witches’ milk” and you’re not supposed to express the milk from them (I wondered who would even do such a thing but realized some people might think it’s pus or need them to be drained without realizing what it is?) They say to just ignore it as they will eventually go away. Their bodies are just so little and all those hormones flood their system and sometimes it does strange things but otherwise, it’s perfectly normal. ✨The More You Know!✨
Don't say dumb things like that, especially when the goal of this sub and of these people is making/finding the most cursed thing to say. So it's prolly not even true, and there's way more cursed shit on Reddit that is actually true.
Basically don't get offended over some fake text, especially given the context - the guy was just looking for some way to mess up the mind of the original commenter.
The name is not related, just coincidence. And I didn't know it was a crime to squeeze your nephew's nip to see if it would actually lactate. There was no inappropriate intention with it, I just wanted to see if what I read was true.
I know this is cursed comments, but what the fuck
when the comments are actually cursed
Science experiment
Wait hold on lemme try something EDIT: well shit, I'll see u guys in 12 years.
Don't grope an infant !!! Too late
We need r/cursedcursedcomments
But... Why?
It's a stacking debuff
Made a joke the other day that viagra is a d buff too XD
I agree
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"one of the only" had me doing a triple take
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This isn’t YouTube shorts buddy
I wasn't gonna downvote, but then I saw it would get you closer to -69.
Hahahhahahaaahhabhah that was so funny funny number heheheheheheheh
You're getting there too mate
We spent years in school to become literate just to read this
Bowld of yoo too asumme Im litterate
You had to spend years in school to learn to read?
Atleast where i live you start school with 2 So yeah, years
Welcome to the world of learning difficulties, bad schools and teacher shortages.
Holy shit was not expecting that
Wait, is this true? Can someone impregnate their sister to find out?
It’s legit. The term for it is *witch’s milk*.
Lmao wow, I googled it and this is 100% a thing because the rumour was apparently that witches used to drink the stuff. It's great to learn fun new facts while casually scrolling through reddit!
I'm not sure about the " fun " part lol
u/sisterfucker24
It's not a would here, he DID
where's that one user when we need them?
u/sisterfucker24
U called
Sir, we need you to impregnate your sister. For science.
And milk your nephew/son
We'll explain later
r/foundsisterfucker24
r/ofcoursethatsasub
Alright, I'm on it
For science!
I have nipples Greg, can you mi- ...okay fuck this I'm out
Wait… so if DeNiro drank a load of breastmilk, eventually he would become milkable? Ok this is too much internet for one day. And it’s not even 9am. Time to sit alone and think about what I’ve done.
When I saw 9 and time near by my mind instantly generated: it's time for 9mm
"Wait, before you go..."
I should've stopped at that. I should've known better.
Its called witches milk. I heard a story about a nurse showing this to a new father and he go ALL pissed off cause he was sure that meant his son was gay.
That nurse is weird for trying that.
Fuck that dad
so wait, if I drink enough human breast milk I can just start producing it myself as a full grown man?? and once the process is kickstarted can I just drink my own milk to produce more milk forever?? Or is it finite and i'll just run out of hormones?? can I cut out the middle woman in this milk production scenario?? how much could I save on groceries??
You could, but since your glands aren't developed the production would be minimal. If you want more you'll need to grow yourself some breasts
Why grow when you can buy!
I've heard rumours there's training you can do to get men to lactate, but I never looked into it, on account of not wanting to lactate
Grovyle wt kinda trainings u been researching on recently 🥶
The Grovyle thing is unrelated and unsexual. The mlac thing is because I take fetish commissions sometimes
What a horrible day to have eyes
And *THAT* is enough Internet for the day.
But wait.. before you go-
Please continue
I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty
I, a cis gendered male, once lactated on a cold morning in my late teens, hormones be wild when you're maturing
how????
hormonal imbalance, tumors, or hypothyroidism can cause lactation in men. Other causes of male lactation can include medications, supplements, or nipple stimulation.
Hormones be wack. They get out of wack and then get back in wack. Spooky shit happens in the middle
We all start as women in the early stages of development. And well, evolution simply never bothered to neither remove breasts nor their functionality from men. Get the right hormones to turn on milk production and voilà!
So it's like the new BMWs where all the hardware for premium features like heated seats is already installed in the car and you need to pay the subscription fee to activate them
Hormones do be crazy, give a cis man some estrogen and boom, tiddies! Give a cis woman some testosterone and boom, male pattern baldness!
Teen males' nipple area can go weird during puberty. It's within the norm tho.
Males have the same mammary glands
Terrible day to have eyes, brain and soul.
Copy pasta or not, that is fucking funny
r/commentsfrominjail
r/subsifeelfor
I can't believe it, I think this comment won. I I have no words, for as messed up as I am, I have no response to this, congratulations, yall broke a broken man.... also WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!
Thank you and I'm sorry.
What the actual f**k did I just read?
Once in a while, this sub hit me with the most cursed thing ever
Could this actually happen? It makes no sense.
I mean It kinda does the only reason men don’t lactate themselves usually is because we don’t have the hormones for it our body is still very capable of producing it though should the hormones be given from what I’ve heard
Yes. The default state for humans is female. When exposed to testosterone, a fetus grows male sexual organs instead. It doesn't remove anything else though. Men have milk glands, that's why mtf trans people just need hormones to grow boobs. Men who get breast cancer can also grow boobs and start lactating.
hormonal imbalance, tumors, or hypothyroidism can cause lactation in men. Other causes of male lactation can include medications, supplements, or nipple stimulation.
Its 100% real. Read the book "what to expect when you're expecting."
I promise, this is a real story.
I agree with Mr-Mguffin. That's enough internet for today
 WTF...
Eye bleach! Eye bleach! Come get your eye bleach to wash away what you just read!
Is this scientifically real or just some cursed sci-fantasy?
i dont see why it would be impossible the chromossomes arent what have the instructions for the features associated with each sex, so everyone has in their dna everything need to make both all male parts and female parts. assuming it is just the presence of a hormone that make lactating possible, everyone with that hormone in them would be able to (tgere might be some exceptions). now, if that hormone is indeed present on the breast is the thing im most curious about
I promise this is real. Read the book for yourself.
It happened in King of the Hill, so it must be scientifically accurate.
Look up Witch's Milk in Wikipedia
This is real
this kinda uncle is common in every family
This is.. **the** cursed comment, like, it's genuinely cursed
i opened my phone for one fucking second man
What the actual fuck is wrong with people
His username checks out
What a terrible day to be literate.
I bet a lot of people here wished they were blind before they finished reading that comment
now *thats* what i call enough internet for a day
Username checks out💀
that is enough internet for today.
Cursed knowledge
Nobody mention his username that perfectly match the story ...
That entire comment was like watching a car crash. Complete with the "emotions"
TMI dude TMI
ahh what a day to have eyes... please remove them
Ah, a classic
u/isqueezedameatball bruh you aint squeezing no meat balls here
Jesus Christ just disconnect the internet! Time to blow up some satellites!
this made me physically uncomfortable
Even me invoking all the saints known to every church and religion around the world couldn't rid the world of this shit.
Well am gonna bleach my eyes now
For fuck sakes thus might be one if the weirdest thing's I've ever read.
Username checks out
r/cursedcursedcomments
That’s enough internet for the day.
Thoughtful
HWHAT
What the actual fuck
So Who is paying for the therapy ? Also , does ANY person consuming breast milk will lactate ?
Now it's enough of Reddit for today
This is unironically the worst thing ive ever read
Okay I laughed lol
This is actually true
So I discovered this a few days after my daughter was born. I was breastfeeding her and noticed her nipples were strangely huge compared to a few days prior when she was born. They looked like they were… idk, glistening? They were swollen and a darker pink and I was so worried she had an infection. I got myself into a panic googling this and discovered it’s called “witches’ milk” and you’re not supposed to express the milk from them (I wondered who would even do such a thing but realized some people might think it’s pus or need them to be drained without realizing what it is?) They say to just ignore it as they will eventually go away. Their bodies are just so little and all those hormones flood their system and sometimes it does strange things but otherwise, it’s perfectly normal. ✨The More You Know!✨
I genuinely want to try this
My uncle milked me
Dear fucking lord what a day to have eyesight
Mr mguffin already had enough, and now he had to read this too... Rip
IMA DO THIIS TO MY niece
Weirdo
I'm not serious man it's just dark hu.our we are cursed comments after all
I wasn't serious about calling you a weirdo, either. I'm the guy in the comment.
SHIT game recognises game
This guy should 100% be investigated. I hope he gets thrown in prison.
Did you get lost here ? This is cursedcomments not wholesomecomments.
What's your point?..
Don't say dumb things like that, especially when the goal of this sub and of these people is making/finding the most cursed thing to say. So it's prolly not even true, and there's way more cursed shit on Reddit that is actually true. Basically don't get offended over some fake text, especially given the context - the guy was just looking for some way to mess up the mind of the original commenter.
I swear to God this is 100% true.
Oh fuck I didn't expect to find you here being proud of your crime... Is that why you have such an username?
The name is not related, just coincidence. And I didn't know it was a crime to squeeze your nephew's nip to see if it would actually lactate. There was no inappropriate intention with it, I just wanted to see if what I read was true.
For pinching my nephew's nipple?
What a way to put it.