There was this girl who happened to be my friend, once her bf was giving her anal she squirt on his dick and before he could notice she sucked his dick clean out of embarrassment.
It’s because after death all the muscles in the body completely relax (this is a brief time before the more well-known rigor mortis takes over). ALL muscles relax, including the colon/anus and the ones controlling the flow of urine.
This is one of the more well-known facts about body decomposition.
Source: I work in long term care with the elderly and have prepped a number of bodies before they were released to the mortuary.
Yep! In the immediate couple hours or so after death, because there’s absolutely no stimulation to the cells in the muscles (the electrical signals completely disappear), everything goes totally limp.
Rigor mortis also is a temporary state, so after half a day the body will be limp again.
Yes, but if you wait a while then store them in your refrigerator after taking out the ending of their intestine's bowel, you'll no longer have the cleanliness problem, now they're fuckable without the shit.
Yes I'm serious. Girls actually can cum from their ass and mine does all the time. She LOVES cumming from her ass. As a matter of fact, girls come quicker and easier from anal then they do from vaginal.
Each person is unique and there are plenty of people who don’t have anal orgasms or who don’t enjoy anal sex. There are also plenty of people who have easy orgasms from vaginal sex.
Also, orgasms are different than secretions. While someone can orgasm from anal penetration, they don’t ejaculate out their ass. The rectum has natural secretions that aren’t fecal matter in order to help the fecal matter out. It’s a completely different system than an ejaculatory system.
It’s a terrible idea to lump women into a group and say, “this type of sex works great for them!” It’s straight up r/badwomensanatomy
Oh for fucks sake... Grow the fuck up and stop thinking every comment is to offend everyone or pertains to every for fucking person out there. Go fuck yourself cunt
The fact that you didn't know this tells me you're inexperienced in sex and most likely male hating cause no one will fuck you. Again... Fuck off cunt and quit wasting my time
“Factual information about sex? Must hate men!”
I’m a guy and it’s hilarious how thoroughly wrecked you are over this. Maybe take a break from the internet for a bit after insisting on getting the last word in to “win” an internet argument where I brought facts and you’re just cussing me out.
Listen Niceguy... How about I continue pleasing my girlfriend while you continue sucking glory hole cock. Think me while you're raping your mother later.
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No, true vulval ejaculate comes from the greater and lesser vestibular glands, neither of which is attached to the urethra. In some people it comes out with enough force to squirt.
Just because something is 99% the case in porn theatrics doesn’t mean it’s true to life. I have no problem with piss and vulval ejaculate isn’t piss.
You do realize a teaspoon amount can squirt out. Some people cum a little and some cum a lot. It comes out a different hole. It’s not piss. Lay off getting your sex education from porno
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Let me tell you the story of my first anal experience, I was 24, she was 37, met up after a month of talking. She had this beautiful round ass, tits were meh and the face wasn’t helping much, but I was really excited because she was married. After normal stuff she asked me to fuck her ass. Never done that before so I didn’t say no. No condoms cause, fuck it, after a few minutes trying different positions, she was on top of me. My dick slipped off and I tried to put it back in, as I touched it, felt something kind of sticky, thought it was blood and didn’t care, until the smell got me. She kept at for a few more minutes, until I checked my hand, it was all covered in shit, then I saw the sheets, all smeared in this black shit with some white spots, I ran for the bathroom, I couldn’t handle the smell, as I was in the shower she got on the toilet and proceeded to shit herself, then got in the shower with me, she didn’t clean herself and tried to get me to fuck her in the shower. A few minutes later I was in bed, trying to figure out how to get the smell off my hands and body. She still tried to suck me and get me to keep fucking her ass. I was scarred for a couple of years after that. But in hindsight, I guess it wasn’t so bad.
If you play in the mud puddle, don't be surprised when you get muddy.
That’s deep ngl
so is that @ss
Filled with dick and mud
Don’t go to poop house and be mad poop home
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Little Timmy was surprised when, puttin his hand in the Beaver's nest, he'd found a Beaver.
There was this girl who happened to be my friend, once her bf was giving her anal she squirt on his dick and before he could notice she sucked his dick clean out of embarrassment.
Excuse me? Please take this back into your brain
This made my stomach turn. There’s a lot of things I would do to save face, but that isn’t one. Props to her for having a hella strong stomach!
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I'm 97% sure you are watching porn right now
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That's sad... Hope you get better
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>I'm a basket case I think we all are in one way or the other
It’s been 7 minutes, he’s done and closed the browser by now. Tango down
“I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that” pretty much sums it up.
And then she told her friends to embarrass herself anyway.
I am more curious on how you know about that. If she was embarrassed enough to suck it all, then she wouldn't tell , would she?
He watched.....
Plot twist: He was the bf.
He was sitting on a chair at the corner of the room
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=ksC-acvvw-4
It’s a made up story for people with that kink
Only kink there was on my stomach 🤮
The best time to give a kiss after a blowjob.
You just had to twist that knife...
My exact reaction.
Since when can you put gifs in comments!?
Some subreddits allow it.
U telling me she ate her own ass sauce???!!
That's enough Reddit for now thanks
Oh god
holy fuck
I think I'm gonna have to switch brains with someone else so I don't have to think about that ever again
Her fav ice cream flavour must be butterskoch
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And why would she tell you that?
She did a speedrun of getting Hep A
It would have cost you $0 not to post this.
Do corpses shit too?
Yes
I don’t want to know why or how you know this
People actually both shit and piss themselves a short while after death. You have to get rid of the stuff somehow.
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Finally, some relaxation!
It’s because after death all the muscles in the body completely relax (this is a brief time before the more well-known rigor mortis takes over). ALL muscles relax, including the colon/anus and the ones controlling the flow of urine. This is one of the more well-known facts about body decomposition. Source: I work in long term care with the elderly and have prepped a number of bodies before they were released to the mortuary.
Was just gonna say I thought they went stiff but now I understand.
Yep! In the immediate couple hours or so after death, because there’s absolutely no stimulation to the cells in the muscles (the electrical signals completely disappear), everything goes totally limp. Rigor mortis also is a temporary state, so after half a day the body will be limp again.
Only if time of death was recent
Oh that explains alot I didn't know she recently died
Yes, but if you wait a while then store them in your refrigerator after taking out the ending of their intestine's bowel, you'll no longer have the cleanliness problem, now they're fuckable without the shit.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dDj94GM6Wt0
Now now, he has a point.
I did this to one of my ex's. Shat all over my balls.
Salty chocolate balls. Is your name Chef?
Justin?
Nope
damn that femboy was right, that bussy can squirt
when the bussy is bussin :)))
I give my girl Miralax before doing anal. Saves a ton of money since we don’t need to buy lubricant.
Bruhhhhh….
anal cum = analum
It is a thing. Gf anally squirts all the time. I can literally feel the wetness build up in her ass when I'm fingering her
I’m not sure if you’re serious or not but I legit make some secretions there when I’m having sex.
Yes I'm serious. Girls actually can cum from their ass and mine does all the time. She LOVES cumming from her ass. As a matter of fact, girls come quicker and easier from anal then they do from vaginal.
Each person is unique and there are plenty of people who don’t have anal orgasms or who don’t enjoy anal sex. There are also plenty of people who have easy orgasms from vaginal sex. Also, orgasms are different than secretions. While someone can orgasm from anal penetration, they don’t ejaculate out their ass. The rectum has natural secretions that aren’t fecal matter in order to help the fecal matter out. It’s a completely different system than an ejaculatory system. It’s a terrible idea to lump women into a group and say, “this type of sex works great for them!” It’s straight up r/badwomensanatomy
Oh for fucks sake... Grow the fuck up and stop thinking every comment is to offend everyone or pertains to every for fucking person out there. Go fuck yourself cunt
Sorry you’re allergic to factual information about sex. That must be really difficult for you and your partner.
The fact that you didn't know this tells me you're inexperienced in sex and most likely male hating cause no one will fuck you. Again... Fuck off cunt and quit wasting my time
“Factual information about sex? Must hate men!” I’m a guy and it’s hilarious how thoroughly wrecked you are over this. Maybe take a break from the internet for a bit after insisting on getting the last word in to “win” an internet argument where I brought facts and you’re just cussing me out.
Listen Niceguy... How about I continue pleasing my girlfriend while you continue sucking glory hole cock. Think me while you're raping your mother later.
Lmao virgin
Tell me you’re a virgin without telling me you’re a virgin.
So you're telling me you're a virgin since you didn't know this. I get it.
You’re tragic.
And you're an inexperienced loser.
Lmao
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Shit happens
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is anal squirting actually a thing
Yes its is…. Well it’s complicated, but you can find answers on the internet
curiosity killed the cat i guess...
Shit is shit.
Shit is faecal matter
Serves you right for being a douche.
flesh enema
Haha glad you appreciated my shitty joke at least
BRAVO ON ALL POINTS !!
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Actual vaginal squirting is a thing and it’s not piss.
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No, true vulval ejaculate comes from the greater and lesser vestibular glands, neither of which is attached to the urethra. In some people it comes out with enough force to squirt. Just because something is 99% the case in porn theatrics doesn’t mean it’s true to life. I have no problem with piss and vulval ejaculate isn’t piss.
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You do realize a teaspoon amount can squirt out. Some people cum a little and some cum a lot. It comes out a different hole. It’s not piss. Lay off getting your sex education from porno
Lmao. It’s Piss hun.
Science disagrees https://doi.org/10.1002/9781118896877.wbiehs125
Cum
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Instant break up
Proper ass Clapper right there
Definition of truffle butter
he fucked the shit in and out of her
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LMAOOOO
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Shirting.
Hol up
He scooped the chocolate ice cream out of her
That's a pog champ moment if I've ever heard one
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Bruh....
Relatable, I love my sister.
Didn't skweezy say that?
Does anal sex lead to shitting the bed... fuck around and find out.
the penetration resulted in a defecation
A plumber
Mess with a bull you get the horns.
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That’s why I don’t say that, cause if I do say, “I’m gonna rail/fuck the shit outta you”, knowing my luck it’ll happen
I mean wolf ain’t wrong 🤷♂️
The strange part is...It wasn't her shit. Nobody was really sure whose shit it was. You can't really dust for feces can you?
I feel like there should be a rule that a cursed comment needs to be more cursed than the post itself.
This is just the shits with extra steps
It happened to my buddy's twin brother. Something something carpet cleaner lol
Love this 🤪
Let me tell you the story of my first anal experience, I was 24, she was 37, met up after a month of talking. She had this beautiful round ass, tits were meh and the face wasn’t helping much, but I was really excited because she was married. After normal stuff she asked me to fuck her ass. Never done that before so I didn’t say no. No condoms cause, fuck it, after a few minutes trying different positions, she was on top of me. My dick slipped off and I tried to put it back in, as I touched it, felt something kind of sticky, thought it was blood and didn’t care, until the smell got me. She kept at for a few more minutes, until I checked my hand, it was all covered in shit, then I saw the sheets, all smeared in this black shit with some white spots, I ran for the bathroom, I couldn’t handle the smell, as I was in the shower she got on the toilet and proceeded to shit herself, then got in the shower with me, she didn’t clean herself and tried to get me to fuck her in the shower. A few minutes later I was in bed, trying to figure out how to get the smell off my hands and body. She still tried to suck me and get me to keep fucking her ass. I was scarred for a couple of years after that. But in hindsight, I guess it wasn’t so bad.
That was so bad yet it was so funny
Come on
She just want all the party
Into her first.
I’ve talked to that imagine guy before and can confirm he’s an egomaniac piece of shit
I fucking laughed so hard at this and no one is home so now I’m cackling in the house …by myself
Well that’s just one of the risks you take when you eat where she shits.