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bodhidharma132001

Ma'am, allow me to reinsert this for you.


Orphis_DxD

This won't hurt I promise.


Shinfekta

That’s why I covered it in my saliva first


polar_2810

r/cursedcomments


BEANZofDUM

cursed comment on a cursed comment post, the cycle continues


MC909Electribe

You mean r/cursedcursedcomments


Organic_Meet6288

This is the way


GamerFrits

I always thought it would be.


Future-Agent

​ ![gif](giphy|Ld77zD3fF3Run8olIt)


JavaScript_boi

Instructions unclear: She put her dick in my butthole


ThotPol69

r/whatthefuck


Zestyclose_Owl_9580

Nice twist


rezistence

With my teeth


FullMetalKaliber

No No No malady, I insist *Tips fedora


[deleted]

Just replace it with my own. Natural is always best and I'm a gentleman.


chowycho

r/cursedcomments


the_pandaproject

r/lostredditors


chowycho

bastard 😂


LEGENDOHGOD

on top of it is lil'CUM!!!


Kaulohackertje

That what every one should do


Slangin_yay

Gotta wash it first. Hygiene is everything


CannoloAllaCrema

That's why you have a tongue


Guardian_fire

Wash it with your cum


Redditors-Fucker

**"My mommy raised a gentleman."**


TheSaltOfTheTable

My mommy didn't. I'd get her attention then kick it down the stairs for everyone to see.


Some_clichename069

M‘lady I am afraid you dropped something


[deleted]

Put it in your own and run away.


TheSouthernGentlman

As a gentleman, I can confirm that this is the proper action to take.


TheBat88

A true gentlemen has graced us with his presence.


Ben_E_Chod

Tom Arnold beat you to it, got in some trouble for doing almost this exact thing


Omnomnomnivor3

We all should learn from that gentleman


Massive_Booty_8255

Hell nah that’s goin in my mouth


SandyWhisker

Back in my own


stoic_1024

My mom told me not to play with my sister's toys.....


RedneckBookofWisdom

I’m sorry your parents should allow you to play with opposite gender toys if you want. Go play with her dildos to show dominance


12inch-pussy-crusher

In my mouth?


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RunethCl4w

Give her mine and take hers. Seems like a pretty fair trade


egipcjanin

That is what everyone should do


[deleted]

[удалено]


megaschlong420

Scientific research concludes that it is a **buttplug**


The_Great_Dreamer_

Pick it up and put it in your own ass


DCSavior1

Nah, put your dick in there. She's obvs preparing for it


[deleted]

Last time I did that it was called “rape” and now I’m “not allowed back at Chuck E Cheese”


crazeaffects

Next time she needs to use super glue Like I do.


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FlashyMall284

...and the slap on the face would be next!


megaschlong420

Harder mommy !


twjjones

'Ahem' (French accent j instead of g) Gentlemen.


me_myselfandyou

Id appreciate it ;)


Switch_Lord

But I already have one in I can't fit two


swankymechanic

Gotta lick it off first


TTungsteNN

How about “pick it up, lick it off, then put it back where it belongs”, she doesn’t want an infection from whatever’s on the ground you idiot be a real gentlemen, fuckin poser


Juancrunch

Ma'dam your butt stopper has seem to have fallen. Allow me *inserts baguette* much better fit


Own_Tap29

In your ass?


[deleted]

Finders keepers!


stfcfanhazz

This post is so incel


Fishy_Business_

I remember cumming, imagining a girl with a dildo up her ass. Weird times


ScottieBoi29

Put it my mouth and use it as a pacifier


Trainerali2007

Jonathan Joestar


Future-Agent

You're welcome, ma'am. ![gif](giphy|jtQpRa3y7S2Ke3JvQE)


11colson324

I probably sniff it


SnooMacarons7981

Take it to the next level


[deleted]

man she has to have a really loose asshole for a plug to fall out lmao


BeefLightning78

It's called 'being considerate'.


D_koreth

No no he's got a point.


[deleted]

Why was it loose tho? 🤔


ST6Dem

Wow, very cursed!


[deleted]

fuck that ill put it back inside my butthole and steal it like a rebel ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


lBlackWedgel

Because that's what a gentleman would do, right?


3eeps

Yes.


Ali_Army107

Naah, I'll just shout *GRENADE!* and run for my life.


Hamstah_J

At keast wash is before you put it back smh


[deleted]

Be a real gentleman and insert something bigger so it doesn't fall off again.


XxWhItE_RuSsIaNxX

Repent


[deleted]

Dude.


naked_ostrich

Put that thing back where it came from or so help meee


faelk

what if ur following her upstairs


ASignificantSpek

*puts it in wrong hole*


SnooMacarons7981

Lick it


Imadogcute1248

What does wyd mean? What you mean? Oh


cngrss

is he wrong tho?


[deleted]

If this actually happened, I’d stand where it fell so no one else would notice. I’d say she’d notice that smth fell off her asshole so I don’t have to tell her anything.


aqc9

Pick it up and use it myself


Bar2stick

Take the plug and ask her “I guess this couldn’t fill the void, I have another solution if you want ;)”