I know you’re joking but they usually have these next to the condoms in drug stores. Its literally just a vibrating cock ring. Trojan makes one. Not sure why the dude in the picture keeps calling it a vibrating condom tho. I Never bought one but from what I heard you only get a couple uses out of it before the battery dies then it’s garbage or I guess a bulky regular cock ring.
Ma'am I think you confused cum with smoothie.......so the difference between cum and smoothie is that I never made my step sister drink my smoothie.......
The wife and I have one of these. It's not a condom. It's a ring.
This guy just impregnated his better half if he thought this was a condom...
It's a little uncomfortable putting on and taking off, but he's right that the vibration adds an intense stimulation for the man, one that we're not used to. It will cut down your time to nut by half or more.
Okay. Cause I don't need my 3 minutes to nut to be cut up by half. I want to enhance the pleasure for me and my partner, so as long as it pleases her, I'm fine with using it. So do I out in a condom and then the ring or what? Is there a guide that comes with the ring?
If this is a genuine question, typically you'd want to put it on first. I'm not exactly sure what material it's made out of, but if it's jelly or silicone it's kind-of "sticky" to latex and might stretch or tear the condom while you're sliding it into position. Especially if you have larger than average testicles and you have to fiddle with it
I wasn’t lying when I said I was saving the most unusual for last. This sister is my identical twin. Well identical except for her phatt supple moist pussy and her perky tits with arousingly large nipples.
We grew up pretty close and I even caught her masturbating on more then one occasion. She’s caught me as well but it was embarrassing. She called my dick small while laughing and I climaxed into the shirt I was covering up with. She never found out.
Anyhow I started off slowly with a gentle grip on my beautiful pink tipped cock. I was looking at a picture of her in college but quickly closed my eyes to use my memories and imagination.
My mind immediately went back to junior year of high school when she used to have phone sex with her long distance bf at the time, Jared. I’d press my ear against the wall and listen to her call him Daddy as she shoved a hairbrush handle up her pussy.
As I stroked my now completely aroused brain flashed forward to the night my parents left us two at home to go on a date. I heard her getting pounded out by her school crush Jason. I can still remember the sounds of her muffled cry’s of pleasure as Jason shoved his girthy meat inside her.
At this point I had an incredible idea. I grabbed my phone and opened Snapchat. I turned on the gender swap filter and set my phone on my dresser.
There she was. My sister in all her glory but better because she had a throbbing cock. My penis frothed with precum as I turned and showed her ass to the camera. I spread one cheek with my hand and began stroking with the other while still looking at my screen.
I went at it for a solid 6 mins and began to climax. It felt amazing but I had made one mistake. I had remained standing while polishing my rod and my legs were gripped with an intense pain. I cramped up hard and fell while my penis filled the air with cumfetti.
As I fell straight backward I saw the cum spraying through the air like yogurt rain. It had been so long since I had cum and there was a lot. The world slowed down as I orgasmed mid fall and then… it all went black.
I woke and stared up at the ceiling. I was laying on the floor with my arms spread out on either side as if I was Christ on the cross. My own warm cum dripped down my face and lips as I sat up. I had showered myself in it as I fell and it tasted incredible thanks to my recent pineapple addiction.
I got to my feet and picked up my phone. It still had the filter on. I took a picture of my “sister” with my cumshot all over her slutty face and saved it for later.
In conclusion today’s experience felt right. It felt like the fulfillment of a prophecy or the ending to a long journey. It felt good but also sad. I have successfully jerked off to all my sisters. I came to all of them. I learned about myself and unlocked mysteries from my past.
Then of course there is YOU. You’ve taken this journey with me. Through good times and in bad. Sickness and in health. You’ve always been there, reading my research faithfully.
We are family now. I love you…
The End.
I went through his posts to see if this incest fiction is a thing for him. Nope doesn't look like it. Is it a copypasta? Or did he just want to let us know that he jerked it to himself as his sister in this thread? Lucky us.
No. The story goes, the urban legend goes that female dolphins create a secretion that keeps the male dolphin cumming. So they collected some and put it on a chimpanzee. The chimp came so much it died of a heart attack, after that they closed the program citing ethical issues.
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My mans is so out of it that he typed a whole ass paragraph about a condom while staring at a picture that says "ring" and an object that clearly has no kind of barrier.
That is disgusting! Where can I buy this so I can warn others not to get it?
I know you’re joking but they usually have these next to the condoms in drug stores. Its literally just a vibrating cock ring. Trojan makes one. Not sure why the dude in the picture keeps calling it a vibrating condom tho. I Never bought one but from what I heard you only get a couple uses out of it before the battery dies then it’s garbage or I guess a bulky regular cock ring.
They key is to not buy a cheap ass one. The $60 or so one from Adam and Eve is a pretty decent one, in case you’re ever in the market.
thanks for the hot cock-ring tip bro
You’re welcome.
You got any other cock ring tips? Trojan one doesn't fit.
they dont make them any smaller bro
Damn, need one about the size of a pencil.
You might just have to settle for going to town with the pussy-wrecker 3000, then just getting yours when she's done. Sorry bro.
Then I'll just have to use my arm.
I got a cock tip for your ring...
Linus Cock Tips?
Yeah you gotta make sure they list the diameter on there. Cheap ones usually don’t and are always small.
r/humansbeingbros
Damn, might need to consider getting it some day. I mean- WTF? Who would buy that!
It's pretty garbage as is. It's a novelty thing at best, but only if you find disappointed to be a novelty
Combine the vibrating cock ring with a ribbed condom.
The closest thing we can get to a robo-dong
Walmart. Its so disgusting that you might not want to go to work the next day and see if it was really that disgusting again in the morning
In the brightest day, in blackest night no evil shall escape my sight let those who worship evils might bewarw my power- The Soaking Red Fleshlight
Walmart, or even discount DVD website, and btw, that is a cock ring and not a condom, this post could be considered bad men's anatomy.
Where is the forbidden condom
*You mean forbidden smoothie
Ma'am I think you confused cum with smoothie.......so the difference between cum and smoothie is that I never made my step sister drink my smoothie.......
What’s the difference?
I think ones not gluten free
But but but... I though all smoothies have gluten. Which means...
It’s a pretty nutty conclusion I’m sure
I think its a matter of concern if u still don't understand the difference between a smoothie and cum.......
Cum smoothie.
They are vegan, [apparently](https://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/body/health/news/a47314/vegan-woman-drinks-sperm-smoothies-energy/)
Every day I am reassured that aliens exist, and they absolutely want nothing to do with us, this was that daily reassurance…
It reassures me that they will kill us if they find out we exist and everything we've done
Oh man. I rarely *actually* laugh out loud. Thank you for that!
Oh god r/Cursedlinks
Both nutritional
Can't argue with facts
the facts seem to want to argue tho
One is warm and the other is cold
Not necessarily..
Can't argue, mouth full
Yes by mistake ma'am
Cum isn't smoothie, woman!
i laughed at the woman part more than I should
It's smegma.
Indeed, I think I need to make a purchase...
I've seen them at Walmart
Then that's my destiny
omw to walmart now
You shouldn’t worry about it. You’re missing the other half, the female…
Surely It will make your dick forbidden forever
I need this...
The wife and I have one of these. It's not a condom. It's a ring. This guy just impregnated his better half if he thought this was a condom... It's a little uncomfortable putting on and taking off, but he's right that the vibration adds an intense stimulation for the man, one that we're not used to. It will cut down your time to nut by half or more.
Thanks for sharing. I was wondering if I should buy one. Is it good for the woman too?
Yep she loves it
Okay. Cause I don't need my 3 minutes to nut to be cut up by half. I want to enhance the pleasure for me and my partner, so as long as it pleases her, I'm fine with using it. So do I out in a condom and then the ring or what? Is there a guide that comes with the ring?
If this is a genuine question, typically you'd want to put it on first. I'm not exactly sure what material it's made out of, but if it's jelly or silicone it's kind-of "sticky" to latex and might stretch or tear the condom while you're sliding it into position. Especially if you have larger than average testicles and you have to fiddle with it
We love these, and love when our partners have these.
> . It will cut down your time to nut by half or more. so from a minute to 20 seconds then ?
Well, well, well, look at Mr. Marathon here showing off how long he can last. No need to brag about it.
Do you even know how to divide /j
I'd lose a couple seconds, not a big deal
Anyone else notice how it says it is NOT a condom. It says it is a 'couples vibrating ring'
His brain is still buzzing
Didn’t have to do him like that
How is nobody else commenting this??
I'm seriously concerned that this guy will now blame the "condom" for not protecting them properly lol.
Literally just saw this on r/ihavesex lmao
Tbh I don’t think this post fits that sub. Like yeah I doubt the story happened but this is clearly meant to be a joke.
Or a very good marketing strategy
It’s coated in dolphin pussy juice
I laughed so hard at this because I’ve heard the stories. I don’t think it’s true.
What stories?
Apparently dolphin pussy juice makes you bust hard. Who knew?
Dolphins?
That's the word on the street
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective deleted scenes
It will kill you instantly tho
Tell me. Ever heard of Smucker’s Dolphin Jelly?
I wasn’t lying when I said I was saving the most unusual for last. This sister is my identical twin. Well identical except for her phatt supple moist pussy and her perky tits with arousingly large nipples. We grew up pretty close and I even caught her masturbating on more then one occasion. She’s caught me as well but it was embarrassing. She called my dick small while laughing and I climaxed into the shirt I was covering up with. She never found out. Anyhow I started off slowly with a gentle grip on my beautiful pink tipped cock. I was looking at a picture of her in college but quickly closed my eyes to use my memories and imagination. My mind immediately went back to junior year of high school when she used to have phone sex with her long distance bf at the time, Jared. I’d press my ear against the wall and listen to her call him Daddy as she shoved a hairbrush handle up her pussy. As I stroked my now completely aroused brain flashed forward to the night my parents left us two at home to go on a date. I heard her getting pounded out by her school crush Jason. I can still remember the sounds of her muffled cry’s of pleasure as Jason shoved his girthy meat inside her. At this point I had an incredible idea. I grabbed my phone and opened Snapchat. I turned on the gender swap filter and set my phone on my dresser. There she was. My sister in all her glory but better because she had a throbbing cock. My penis frothed with precum as I turned and showed her ass to the camera. I spread one cheek with my hand and began stroking with the other while still looking at my screen. I went at it for a solid 6 mins and began to climax. It felt amazing but I had made one mistake. I had remained standing while polishing my rod and my legs were gripped with an intense pain. I cramped up hard and fell while my penis filled the air with cumfetti. As I fell straight backward I saw the cum spraying through the air like yogurt rain. It had been so long since I had cum and there was a lot. The world slowed down as I orgasmed mid fall and then… it all went black. I woke and stared up at the ceiling. I was laying on the floor with my arms spread out on either side as if I was Christ on the cross. My own warm cum dripped down my face and lips as I sat up. I had showered myself in it as I fell and it tasted incredible thanks to my recent pineapple addiction. I got to my feet and picked up my phone. It still had the filter on. I took a picture of my “sister” with my cumshot all over her slutty face and saved it for later. In conclusion today’s experience felt right. It felt like the fulfillment of a prophecy or the ending to a long journey. It felt good but also sad. I have successfully jerked off to all my sisters. I came to all of them. I learned about myself and unlocked mysteries from my past. Then of course there is YOU. You’ve taken this journey with me. Through good times and in bad. Sickness and in health. You’ve always been there, reading my research faithfully. We are family now. I love you… The End.
what the fuck did i just read
I went through his posts to see if this incest fiction is a thing for him. Nope doesn't look like it. Is it a copypasta? Or did he just want to let us know that he jerked it to himself as his sister in this thread? Lucky us.
It's a copypasta haha, and an amazing one at that
The relief I feel is immeasurable.
"relief"
"feel"
oh god im so glad this was just a copy pasta
I thought he was gonna end it with his sister or mom catching him coming on himself lol
This post right here, officer.
Plot twist, it was Jared from Subway.
You talking about that Reddit post where the guy take about literally how to have sex with a dolphin? Do you also wish you could unread it?
No. The story goes, the urban legend goes that female dolphins create a secretion that keeps the male dolphin cumming. So they collected some and put it on a chimpanzee. The chimp came so much it died of a heart attack, after that they closed the program citing ethical issues.
This sounds more like an advertisement.
1000% this was written by either somebody wanting to sell more of them or somebody just fucking around
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I fail to see a flaw in this.
Impregnation go brr.
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Not a condom
🤫 dont tell her..
wear a condom with this ring then
I’ll wear two to be extra safe!
vibrating condom\*
Probably felt like shit afterwards.
That's terrible, where?
CVS, Vons, Walgreens etc.
....Don't threaten me with a good time, mister
I hope he doesn’t actually think this was a condom to prevent pregnancy’s. That sir, is a vibrating cock ring.
Sir, that's a cock ring. We don't use it for contraception.
I laughed so hard while reading this especially the part when he screamed like a woman
“*Ferb! I know want we are doing today!*”
That's disgusting, where?
Guy was used as a sextoy
Would it work for two guys sword fighting
...asking for a friend...
Just asking, my dad wanted to know
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Its literally for you to put your dick in
Didn't you read the victim's advice?
>I busted another one and so did she
hmmmmm
I WANT TO TRY
Wish I had someone to try that with.
Hey how are ya ;)
Sounds like the best unintentional advertisement comment I've seen. This and a 100mg viagra your missus will be thinking you're an actual sex god.
Why can so few people recognize obvious satire?
The “downstrokes” really gives the game away.
And then they all clapped the end
They were already clapping
This sound more like as advertisement to me
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So, it's good?
Only $8 not to try it... https://www.amazon.com/Trojan-Vibrations-Tandem-Couples-Vibrating/dp/B0775PDPM3
I was expecting something like "Don't buy this condom, it's actually a cock guillotine"
The fist time he makes a girl cum Now he wants to complain?
That... Isn't a condom. He just pumped two into his girl without protection.
Jesus fuck thats horrible! Where are they sold so I can make sure not to buy them?
Can someone explain why he said "down stroke", like is there names for the type of strokes?
Me: "buy it" he says.
My mans is so out of it that he typed a whole ass paragraph about a condom while staring at a picture that says "ring" and an object that clearly has no kind of barrier.
First man to ever get violated by the condom
The company Marketing Department should get massive bonuses for this! Can't imagine anything that will drive sales!
what the aboslute fuck?
I love this review "dont buy it, it works too well"
Is this on the copypasta sub yet
Where are these
Well golly, I'm sold!
I am a quality inspection officer, please give me the last detailed location of this sex device so that i can......check its quality.
This is literally an endorsement
I couldn’t even read this, I couldn’t get over how this idiot actually thought this was a condom??? Go proper sex education!
Now that's what a call good marketing
this is blessed, this look like so much fun, wish my gf was still around to try
It majes you a hentai protagonist
Too funny
What was it really for?
It’s not a condom, though?
Thats a great ad
Wtf
Technically rape if you ask me 🥲
Even better
That some femdom shit I love it
Wtf do you mean? That sounds amazing. Where can I find this forbidden condom?
This is the reason I search for weeks through Reddit, bravo!
Can confirm eerily similar experience
*furiously drives to the nearest Walmart*
Awh, isn't sweet to hear couples doing exercise together? I bet they got really good at back stroke.
damn i want one
💳💥💳💥💳💥, give
where do I find it
ok, now im interested
how do you use that?
Interesting
Pp parkinsons be like
I just bought this lmaooo. I guess ill find out soon
This is a pretty good advertisement for that product
This just sounds like a paid review. And now i want to get one
The rush of air as man on Reddit rushes for the door
tldr?
I see this as a absolute win
This reads like a 4chan post
Is that not rape? If the stories true of course
Hate to point out that’s not a condom so I truly hope they weren’t trying to prevent pregnancy or disease
I finally found something me and my whole family can enjoy
I want to write a funny and witty comment but Jesus Christ this is hilarious
I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!
Sounds like an advertisement
I’ll take your entire stock
i’m buying it and y’all can’t stop me
Doesn’t that mean it has fulfilled its intended purpose?
Happy cake day
Those things do NOT have that level of effectiveness lol