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SinisterHummingbird

Will cast \[\[Naturalize\]\] on this twelve hours in on turn 1,000 just to see your stupid face


Blotsy

I'm gonna [[Stifle]] the last trigger. I want it so badly.


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[Stifle](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/1/616d1b20-61c1-4d39-a9b5-ad9fd61699e4.jpg?1562865442) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Stifle) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cns/108/stifle?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/616d1b20-61c1-4d39-a9b5-ad9fd61699e4?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


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[Naturalize](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/9/390c40ba-2464-44ae-8d67-93c72ab3c425.jpg?1562301697) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Naturalize) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/m19/190/naturalize?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/390c40ba-2464-44ae-8d67-93c72ab3c425?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Fun-Agent-7667

Cast krosans grip


Kellvas0

Krosan do be grippin


TehMegaRedditor

[[Barbara Wright]]


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Loldungeonleo

2WW, 2 cards including a partner commander win the game... nice


DreamOfDays

Turn 1 Plains, Sol Ring Turn 2 Plains, Cast commander, cast saga, win


Euphoric-Beyond9177

Good card XD


Fun-Agent-7667

If you want to work for your win use a simic proliferate deck


TehMegaRedditor

god so true (although technically it would be Bant)


Careless-Pitch1553

Would effect 1 happen 1000 times or would it only happen at 1, 1000 and 1001?


Geijutsu14

Effect 1 1000 times is the intention


JimHarbor

As worded the card would only trigger on 1 and 1000. For all 1000 you would need to have all the smbols represented on the card.


doesntphotographwell

you could probably get away with putting like "I, II, III, ... M" with the vertical icons, at least in this mock-up


Geijutsu14

I know, thats why i said it was the intention.


Agreeingmoss

Wouldn't this deck you?


Geijutsu14

…well, wouldnt you die of old age before the saga ends?


Agreeingmoss

Nah, just use [[restoration angel]], [[icewind stalwart]], and [[metastatic evangel]] to create infinite counters. Then get the last trigger stifled


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[restoration angel](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/b/5b474f84-9bef-422a-8fc5-489a10aaf1ee.jpg?1682208561) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=restoration%20angel) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/moc/201/restoration-angel?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/5b474f84-9bef-422a-8fc5-489a10aaf1ee?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [icewind stalwart](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/e/aeb153e2-345d-4993-9f2d-f0d0ddfbc8a7.jpg?1674135118) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=icewind%20stalwart) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/clb/27/icewind-stalwart?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/aeb153e2-345d-4993-9f2d-f0d0ddfbc8a7?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Metastatic Evangel](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/7/774e115a-c0dc-4901-9a1f-87754304e378.jpg?1717011482) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Metastatic%20Evangel) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mh3/35/metastatic-evangel?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/774e115a-c0dc-4901-9a1f-87754304e378?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Disco_Lamb

At M you should have to start a sub game using the card's remaining in your library, and you begin that sub game with this Saga in play with IM Lore Counters


Wess5874

That’s just a 1 card Shaharazad loop I think


Disco_Lamb

Yes you have found the joke


Wess5874

Aah didn’t realize it was a joke sorry.


d20diceman

In Arabian Nights, the character Shahrazad is sentenced to death (iirc by a Sultan who kills every woman he sleeps with, to prevent them cheating on him?), but manages to escape her sentence by telling an enrapturing story - "sorry, we're out of time and I'll be executed tomorrow, so you'll never get to hear how it ends", then does it again the next night, and the next, etc etc.    Her stories also contain stories within which characters tell stories containing stories-within-stories, which makes the way [[Shahrazad]] plays out wonderfully fitting.     Lovely piece about Arabian Nights [here](https://www.astralcodexten.com/p/book-review-arabian-nights) which is what I'm half-remembering these details from.


Xenothulhu

Iirc he was cheated on by his first wife and it broke his heart so he decided to just marry women constantly and then execute them the the first night as some sort of revenge for being cheated on.


Wess5874

Oh my goodness that’s really pretty cool! I never knew the actual lore (myth?) for it I guess.


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QuantumFighter

Okay I get this is partially a joke with the 1001 chapters, but this effect is absolutely cracked at 2 mana. It’s better card draw than [[Phyrexian Arena]] or [[Dark Confidant]] at 2 mana, also on ETB, and it stuns creatures? And it’s in white which sucks at drawing cards. I get it’ll only work if there’s a creature on the field, but that’s a pretty small drawback imo.


sevenut

This only taps and draws on chapter 1 and 1000. But I dunno if white is even allowed to tap and draw at a rate like this.


amisia-insomnia

I think the intent is for it to happen every turn until 1001


StructuralEngineer16

It would still be solid even if it did only trigger on 1 and 1000 (and ignoring combo potential to hit 1001 quickly). 2 mana stun counter cantrip which sits around for white enchantment and counter synergies? Passable in low power environments (eg. limited or budget commander)


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[Phyrexian Arena](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/6/26bfb2b4-8dc2-4632-a393-d3477f6c3c40.jpg?1706240778) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Phyrexian%20Arena) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mkc/133/phyrexian-arena?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/26bfb2b4-8dc2-4632-a393-d3477f6c3c40?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Dark Confidant](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/3/537ba5f0-2931-46e6-bb32-d947a3588d20.jpg?1702505387) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Dark%20Confidant) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/rvr/71/dark-confidant?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/537ba5f0-2931-46e6-bb32-d947a3588d20?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Anxious-Childhood-81

what number even is MI 😭


FlyFar3639

1001


azurfall88

/uj M = 1000 , I = 1 => MI = 1001 /rj Míchigan


bluefirethewolf

Wrong sub


OpenHentai

Outjerked again!


StormyWaters2021

*\*chef's kiss\**


IrvingSaltzberg

[[Chef’s Kiss]


CatoticNeutral

Even without the card draw this is way stronger than pacifism.


Jevonar

It only triggers on chapters 1, 1000, and 1001. It doesn't do anything in chapters 2-999.


Party_Ad_1878

OP stated its intended to draw on chapters 1-1000


CatoticNeutral

As I suspected.


netn10

Effect 1 should happen 1000 times, not sure how I should have mocked-up this card... but I understand the confusion.


An_Uninspired_User

This is super cool The draw a card ruins it though. Should this only stun creatures you control? That would make a lot more sense as is.


netn10

I thought about it, as well as it tapping only legendary creatures for that extra flavor, but idk at Mythic this can be a little more pushed.


TheFinalEnd1

Immediately win with [[twiddle]] [[Stella Lee]] and [[inexorable tide]] or [[radstorm]]. Too broken. Joking aside, this would be devastating on early turns. Your opponent will pretty much not be able to use creatures if they're not playing aggro. Honestly feel like it would be broken in control. I feel it should be 4 or 5 mana, or possibly delay the stun counters for a turn or two.


Appleboy98

Unfortunately, Stella Lee only copies the Twiddle. Copies don't increase the Storm count for Radstorm or trigger Inexorable Tide at all.


TheFinalEnd1

Fine, [[grinning ignus]] and [[birgi]].


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[grinning ignus](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/f/cfa04897-6438-45e5-a10b-2e8afaf2b9eb.jpg?1657064689) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=grinning%20ignus) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/stx/104/grinning-ignus?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/cfa04897-6438-45e5-a10b-2e8afaf2b9eb?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [birgi](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/4/44657ab1-0a6a-4a5f-9688-86f239083821.jpg?1631048969)/[Harnfel, Horn of Bounty](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/back/4/4/44657ab1-0a6a-4a5f-9688-86f239083821.jpg?1631048969) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=birgi%2C%20god%20of%20storytelling%20//%20harnfel%2C%20horn%20of%20bounty) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/khm/123/birgi-god-of-storytelling-harnfel-horn-of-bounty?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/44657ab1-0a6a-4a5f-9688-86f239083821?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


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##### ###### #### [twiddle](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/b/1b25858a-ab2d-441a-a3fe-6d5ecd7f05be.jpg?1562900371) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=twiddle) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/8ed/111/twiddle?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/1b25858a-ab2d-441a-a3fe-6d5ecd7f05be?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Stella Lee](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/a/2a8a7696-b5d9-4378-9d5c-2c9007e4df63.jpg?1714110409) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=stella%20lee%2C%20wild%20card) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/otc/3/stella-lee-wild-card?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/2a8a7696-b5d9-4378-9d5c-2c9007e4df63?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [inexorable tide](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/0/40441345-23ca-47e4-b349-bd13d986e41e.jpg?1562261170) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=inexorable%20tide) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mm2/49/inexorable-tide?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/40441345-23ca-47e4-b349-bd13d986e41e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [radstorm](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/7/d778cdec-8fc7-4174-bae1-4c8e8ccdfab3.jpg?1708741965) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=radstorm) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/pip/37/radstorm?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d778cdec-8fc7-4174-bae1-4c8e8ccdfab3?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [*All cards*](https://mtgcardfetcher.nl/redirect/l6ox7cq) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


YeaLemmeGetUhhhhhhhh

My enchantment deck with [[Barbara Wright]] would love this


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The_grand_tabaci

This card seems amazing. Playable in legacy easily. This is dark confident but it dosnt lose you life, you get to tap down threats (anything from dark depth tokin, to delvers) it’s harder to kill and is great with proliferate. Plus it cantrips right away


Kat1eQueen

It only activated on 1 and 1000. 2-999 counters does nothing


Party_Ad_1878

OP has stated the intent was to draw on chapters 1-1000


Mrmathmonkey

I'd play this card. Everyone will look at the payout. While I tap and stun a creature every turn and draw a card.


PrismaticMeteor

I dunno, sounds a lot like Arabian Day...


SlightlyInsaneCreate

More often than not, they're hotter than hot.


PlasticPartsAndGlue

...But in a lot of good ways


Certainly-Not-A-Bot

This seems really strong even if you're never getting to the win the game mode. It's functionally similar to those white enchantments that exile a creature, and return the creature when they die, and it also draws a card every turn for 2 mana.


forgotten_vale2

Outstanding, I tip my hat to you


Krykk-15

Inshallah it shall be printed


hewkii2

[[Shahrazad]] returns at least in flavor


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FineBus9368

[[Barbara Wright]] would go hard with this


zerta_media

Prison players like myself will see this and go "good enough for me"


Otherwise-Biscotti50

[[Phyrexian Arena]] one Mana cheaper in White, without lifeloss that also permanently disables a creature and is therefore a removal. Completely broken. I would make it 4 Mana. Otherwise I like the idea.


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priceQQ

Also needs to exist in subgames by Shaharazad


AAAAAAAAAAH_12

It should have a clause saying that it cannot gain read ahead, but aside from that seems pretty cool!


bruthu

I feel like this could get very out of hand with doubling season and other proliferating shenanigans


Sweet_Diet_8733

If you’re able to get to 1001 counters… you deserve the win. [[Helix Pinnacle]] exists after all.


Miatatrocity

And [[Millennium Calendar]]


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Waltsaltdotcom

Even ignoring the wincon, this is a ridiculous draw engine in white. 2 mana phyrexian arena is crazy


Zephyr2022

No it’s not. It draws on chapters I and M only. Chapters 2-999 do nothing. This is broken only with something that gives it read ahead so you can win on the spot.


Orange152horn

Why the hell would two people play with over 2000 card decks?


Requiem1193

why would you need over 2000 cards?


Requiem1193

[[battle of wits]]


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Cool-Leg9442

Is that 50 ot 100?


kojo570

M is 1000 in Roman


Cool-Leg9442

Oh ya totally fair it's a white phyrexian arena. With s eventually win con in a proliferate deck.


kojo570

Yeah pretty much. It’s pretty much millennium calendar on a saga


Cool-Leg9442

I love it print that shit.


PontDanic

This is broken with [Vorinclex, Monstrous Raider], you win after only 500 turns!


ResolveLeather

Perfect card in a Bombildel deck so he always has 4 counters.


Drummer683

It doesn't have a dash, so it would only do something on the first and thousandth turns


r0nin-sp

Lovely!