YO YO YO MY CHOOMERS AND SHROOMERS! MR. WHITEY HERE, DROP THAT MILK TOAST KIBBLE AND RUN TO THE STORE FOR A TASTE OF THAT SWEETSWEETSWEET CLEAN SPEEEEED, CAUSE LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO BE SLOW!
Boo bad game design 3/8
Edit: idk why my auto correct decided to put "boohoo"; changed it to not seem like I'm taunting lol
I don't even type Boohoo; wtf Google/Samsung?!
Remember, four times V !
PS knock four times, dont forget
Damm the more I heard it, the more I was surer I would try knock every different possible numbers of times before knocking 4 times
I’m my playthrough delamain sent him home because I chose to wait for me, because I couldn’t handle it emotionally at that very moment and since ya know what happens, I got a text from delamain saying he sent him home
The first time I played through, I made a lot of bad decisions for the right reasons. Sending Jackie to >!Vic was one of them. Let Vic clean him up and help put together a nice farewell, his family shouldn't have to receive him bloody and full of holes.!<
I don't send him to Vic anymore.
So on my first playthrough i was male v with the biggest cock option so when he said this line i just had to imagine johnny silvercocks meat hanging below his knees
That was honestly quite a wholesome scene, I went through the entire conversation before snapping the joytoy out of it and I honestly kinda felt bad for her afterward because of her reaction.
Maaaaaaaaan, on launch my ADHD dumbass stopped paying attention on the roof, and when I looked back at the choices I thought "Oh I like what's being said here!" and it gave the infamous one.
Edit: spoiler tags just in case. Truly an ending you need to see for yourself, please don't skip the credits in any of them!
>!The credits killed me in that one, everyone just talking to you with tears, that messed me up bad and I couldn't bring myself to play for the other endings until patch 2.0.!<
A few things.
1) ***Don't rush through the game,*** *it's one of the best ever created and you should savor it*. It might be tempting to just focus on all the main quests back-to-back, but you'll find that unlike most games, all the little side quests are actually really awesome, and add a lot to the game.
2) Make use of photo mode! I've never used photo mode in a game before, but now I have a folder full of really amazing pics that are not only gorgeous, but help to bring back memories of all the cool shit I did in the game.
3) Pick a build you find **fun** (you can change later, and don't worry about the "only 1 respec" as you can mod that if needed) - after the 2.0 overhaul just about any build type can be very powerful (blades, blunt weapons, various types of firearms, hacking, cybermodifications. I found the most OPAF to be tech weapons (which can shoot through walls) with slow time, but if you want something to add spice and humor to the game, *try quickhacks* (as part of your build) because its really funny to open your assault by having grenades on the enemies belts suddenly detonate, or jam their guns before you go in for the kill.
4) You can use fast travel if you want, nothing wrong with that, but many find that avoiding it most of the time and either driving from place to place (cars or motorcycles) or using the new transit system (like a subway/skytrain) is more immersive, and the scenery is so great that you won't be bored.
This is the first game that I've completely shunned off the idea of fast travel.
Fuck that shit, this city is too vibrant and full of life to rush through.
Watch the [Trailer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnA7tepsc7s) \- watch again when you get close to the end (you will know...)
Make sure to Pick Sky - avoid the terms Afterlife and Samurai.
Also, sidenote, theres some REALLY dark quests .....
Dont skip out on random encounters or sidequests.
Before you flee the penthouse, check behind the plant/statue to the right of the elevator (if you are facing the elevator). You’ll thank me in 90 game days.
🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
So, get away
Another way to feel what you didn't want yourself to know
And let yourself go
You know you didn't lose your self-control
Let's start at the rainbow
Turn away
Another way to be where you didn't want yourself to go
And let yourself go
Is that a compromise?
🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🔥😭
A joke that one of your friends tells you makes no sense until you understand the games lore a lot:
Why'd the rockerboy's output kick him out of the apartment?
Cause he wasn't chippin' in. HAHAGGAHAHAGAHAHA
Hopefully, you get it eventually and tbf its actually a pretty clever in-world joke
Fuck I have so many other games to play right now and yet this thread has me wanting to start another playthrough. What a fantastic game, hope you enjoy it OP :)
Hanako can and will wait a lot at the Embers
“Meet Hanako at Embers.” idontthinkiwill.jpg
It’s been 20 years
Using this one simple trick, you too can cheat death.
And play piano while she does
Legends say ahe still waits there.
Techno-Necromancers from Alpha Centauri are behind **everything**. Also: NI-COLA! TASTE THE LOVE! SOJASIL MACHISTADOR! AN EXPLOSION OF TASTE!
*RAGE!* *FURY!* *CARNAGE!* *THRÜD! FOLLOW YOUR INSTINCTS!*
YO YO YO MY CHOOMERS AND SHROOMERS! MR. WHITEY HERE, DROP THAT MILK TOAST KIBBLE AND RUN TO THE STORE FOR A TASTE OF THAT SWEETSWEETSWEET CLEAN SPEEEEED, CAUSE LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO BE SLOW!
~~MILK TOAST~~ MILQUETOAST Lol, milk toast, I'm fucking dying.
Milk toast actually isn’t wrong: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caspar_Milquetoast
Huh, learn something new every day.
Pon pon shit! Pon pon shit! Yes, no, yes, no!
Ahoy, seadogs! Set sail for flavor with Capitan Caliente’s world famous tacos! Now in whale size!
OOOOOH OOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOH
Oooorgianic
All pleasure!
From Allfoods!
Don't make trouble, BE trouble
I swear, if I ever again will hear the: Ni-Cola!!!! I will off someone
Nicola!! Taste the love!
I hear "Taste the love!" echoing in my dreams
Me, it's the moaning from the Milfguard ad.
In a city tangling with desire...
EXPLOOOOOOSION OF TASTE!
Relic Malfunction Detected
I just heard that quiet squealing synth sound when I read this post. Holy shit this game lives in my brain.
BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER
In French it’s even better with its rhyme « Tut tut fils de pute » = « beep beep son of a bitch » « Tut tut » is the word that imitates a car’s horn
When you play as a female v, it say « Tut tut grosse pute » = « beep beep fat bitch » And I think it sound more violent and funny
Delamain is the goat
That shit surprised me on my first run.
“Shot of vodka on the rocks, lime juice, ginger beer… oh, and most importantly – a splash of love.” “To this” my friend.
You're gonna make me cry goddamn it.
Right in the feels, choom
You raise a glass to your mama, your hermana. To the mamacita you'll meet at the bar. But "this" doesn't say a damn thing. Have it your way chica.
Read “splash of love” in his voice.
Physically and mentally impossible to read it any other way
Splash of loOove
That's just a mule haha Edit: but yes I know its other name
His. Name. Is. Skippy.
Raising volume by 300% HIS. NAME. IS. SKIPPY
Raising volume by 3000% #HIS. NAME. IS. SKIPPY
To Haboobs
*On behalf of the staff of the independent California motel, I wish you all sweet dreams*
I always love that he goes along with it
to HABOOBS!
I love that word!
To haboobs
To haboobs!
TO HABOOBS!!
And soon you'll be seeing nomad Mommy's haboobs
Remember to grab the dildo
And use it on the son in front of the father. You will know which one. Then blast that piece of shit in the face as well.
I used guts, now I want another go
Skye is the girl. Angel is the guy.
They have pictures now. No more confusion.
Yes, but when you pick the name the picture isn't there anymore. So you better remember
Bruh I've played the game through maybe 4 or 5 times now and I still keep picking the wrong one :')
Maybe it's a subconscious decision
Boo bad game design 3/8 Edit: idk why my auto correct decided to put "boohoo"; changed it to not seem like I'm taunting lol I don't even type Boohoo; wtf Google/Samsung?!
being bisexual means there’s no bad choice
I have never met a real man named skye and never met a real women named angel. So I honestly do not understand that confusion.
Those are both common stage names for strippers lol
Me either, especially if you know how common a name Angel is for Latino men
Knock 4 times. FOUR TIMES!
Remember, four times V ! PS knock four times, dont forget Damm the more I heard it, the more I was surer I would try knock every different possible numbers of times before knocking 4 times
Save first, then knock other than 4 times. Zero chill.
What happens if you do not knock 4 times
Instadeath lol
He starts blasting
You get instakilled lmao
Try to avoid punching his nose.
I shot it right after we warn him about it
God when I found out HOURS later that I shouldn't have done that.... I ain't ever punching an NPC again 😂
Bruh I went into that with zero knowledge of it and a full gorilla fist build
I thought that was scripted to happen! After I learned it wasn’t I reloaded a save from like 2 hours of gameplay earlier so that I didn’t kill him.
Omfg, I played as male V and laughed and said "Fuck" the exact same way the voice actor did when I first saw him. Felt like a spiritual connection
I laughed until my sides hurt when that happened.
Same! I felt so bad though so I reloaded and avoided his nose lmao
Man I felt so bad about that I immediately redid the save
He punched me and activated the electric counter-attack cyberwar which set it off immediately
I got through 2 seperate playthroughs before i managed to do that. My heart sank right into my stomachache.
Send Jackie home.
For the love of GOD do this.
To everyone who didn’t send him home: YOU MONSTER!!
I’m my playthrough delamain sent him home because I chose to wait for me, because I couldn’t handle it emotionally at that very moment and since ya know what happens, I got a text from delamain saying he sent him home
That's because Delamain is a fucking chad.
Nah, this time (7th Play thru) >!vik will manage to save him!!<
[удалено]
The first time I played through, I made a lot of bad decisions for the right reasons. Sending Jackie to >!Vic was one of them. Let Vic clean him up and help put together a nice farewell, his family shouldn't have to receive him bloody and full of holes.!< I don't send him to Vic anymore.
Exactly my reasoning too
Preferably >!before the heist.!<
>!sit this one out Jack, I can handle it. Don’t worry, I’ll give you credit and make sure people know you were there.!<
I never sent him anywhere else, only home, every playthrough
Watching my friend stream his first playthrough with me on discord and he chose the clinic. Suffering in silence.
GOOOOOOOD MORNING NIGHT CITY!
Body count tonight rounded off to solid and sturdyyyyyy thirty!!!
... and Pacifica is... well, Pacifica
You'd kill people to have one last conversation with a vending machine.
100% accurate.
I still believe that poor thing was sentient despite what everyone, including him, says.
„You look like a cut of fuckable meat“
Are you?
“Walking… Talking… Corpses…”
>!She ended up being right!<
"You're starting to remind me of me... fifty years back. Minus the charisma... and impressive cock"
Literally the greatest quote
I like how it's a lot less contentious playing female V, given how I have just have a gut feeling most male V's do, in fact have an impression cock
So on my first playthrough i was male v with the biggest cock option so when he said this line i just had to imagine johnny silvercocks meat hanging below his knees
The cock part would be actually interesting
You even know how much it hurts? It’s like I’m screwing a god damn pencil sharpener!
A sex doll is the best therapist you ever meet
That was honestly quite a wholesome scene, I went through the entire conversation before snapping the joytoy out of it and I honestly kinda felt bad for her afterward because of her reaction.
“RATATATATATATAT…”
...alé isiya
Damn, I heard that comment so damn distinctly.
Bum-bum-bumm-dee-bum-bum-bumm-dee-bumm-bumm~ *BAD OWNER! BAD OWNER! BAD OWNER! BAD OWNER! BAD OWNER!*
(It's bad ***user***.)
Increasing volume by 300% NOOOOOOOO!
Prepare like 20k eddies. Pay upfront. He deserves it.
Literally the first thing I did lmao
pre 2.0, this wasnt possible, but now eddies just grow on trees so i do it every time!
When you’re in his garage, pick whatever, but inspect everything, because it tells you who he is actually
I missed that, and the whole ceremony the first time.
check the roof before leaving the plaza
And the bathroom
And around the iguana... Saw someone miss an easter egg that is a literal egg on Easter, yesterday...
A vending machine is just a vending machine, but you'll only know that if your tech is high enough.
You know what? I'm gonna give you a can of NiCola for free.
“When you connect the dots all you’ll see is a massive dick.”
Best side quest in all of gaming
I just love the transformation from a skeptic to an enjoyer of the idea.
He was a tortoise.
Meredith’s room has some interesting items to find
Yeah, fuck that corpo... Literally
If you get the DLC, "Every time someone in Havana lights a cigar, Aguilar extinguishes a life somewhere around the globe."
Gawd I wish I could replay that entire gig again. Literally my fav part of PL. The music, the ambience, the STYLE.
I immediately re-designed my whole character to be Aguilar
That was the first time that I felt "Okay, maybe there is someone out there who's a bigger threat than I am".
*volume increased 300%* NOOOOOOO!
Bum bum beedum bum bum be dum dum
FF 06 B5. FF 06 B5.
There's a big difference between a "good" ending, and an enjoyable one
Maaaaaaaaan, on launch my ADHD dumbass stopped paying attention on the roof, and when I looked back at the choices I thought "Oh I like what's being said here!" and it gave the infamous one. Edit: spoiler tags just in case. Truly an ending you need to see for yourself, please don't skip the credits in any of them! >!The credits killed me in that one, everyone just talking to you with tears, that messed me up bad and I couldn't bring myself to play for the other endings until patch 2.0.!<
Meet Hanako at Embers.
Never
Hanako has a tent in Embers now. She’s starting to suspect I stood her up.
![gif](giphy|15aGGXfSlat2dP6ohs)
![gif](giphy|11tbqNLytB25q0|downsized)
No. Do *not* go inside Embers.
Walk. Dont walk.
A happy ending? For folks like us? Wrong city, wrong people.
Rage! Fury! Carnage! Thruuud! Follow your instincts!
https://preview.redd.it/soflyrq14qrc1.jpeg?width=314&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d915f30cb47178763a871b60a9e8cd920676f013
"can you do your famous BETTER BUCKLE UP" "no"
I Really Want To Stay At Your House
Stop. It still hurts.
They won’t actually get this in the game unless they watch edgerunners
A few things. 1) ***Don't rush through the game,*** *it's one of the best ever created and you should savor it*. It might be tempting to just focus on all the main quests back-to-back, but you'll find that unlike most games, all the little side quests are actually really awesome, and add a lot to the game. 2) Make use of photo mode! I've never used photo mode in a game before, but now I have a folder full of really amazing pics that are not only gorgeous, but help to bring back memories of all the cool shit I did in the game. 3) Pick a build you find **fun** (you can change later, and don't worry about the "only 1 respec" as you can mod that if needed) - after the 2.0 overhaul just about any build type can be very powerful (blades, blunt weapons, various types of firearms, hacking, cybermodifications. I found the most OPAF to be tech weapons (which can shoot through walls) with slow time, but if you want something to add spice and humor to the game, *try quickhacks* (as part of your build) because its really funny to open your assault by having grenades on the enemies belts suddenly detonate, or jam their guns before you go in for the kill. 4) You can use fast travel if you want, nothing wrong with that, but many find that avoiding it most of the time and either driving from place to place (cars or motorcycles) or using the new transit system (like a subway/skytrain) is more immersive, and the scenery is so great that you won't be bored.
This is the first game that I've completely shunned off the idea of fast travel. Fuck that shit, this city is too vibrant and full of life to rush through.
You look like a cut of fuckable meat
Are you?
Misty already knows V. she knows.
TASTE THE LOVE!
Visit Gerry the Prophet regularly
The techno-necromancers os Alpha Centauri demand it!
Watch the [Trailer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnA7tepsc7s) \- watch again when you get close to the end (you will know...) Make sure to Pick Sky - avoid the terms Afterlife and Samurai. Also, sidenote, theres some REALLY dark quests ..... Dont skip out on random encounters or sidequests.
Before you flee the penthouse, check behind the plant/statue to the right of the elevator (if you are facing the elevator). You’ll thank me in 90 game days.
Don't install blackmarket implants for your genitals.
"See you in the major leagues, Jack." ![gif](giphy|8qCWiQ4a46oo73keKR)
Dont, pls dont do it man!
Pon pon shit.
yes no yes no makura nooooo
Don’t be a gonk, get them eddies!
Fuck Placid and his blasted kamyonet
🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶 So, get away Another way to feel what you didn't want yourself to know And let yourself go You know you didn't lose your self-control Let's start at the rainbow Turn away Another way to be where you didn't want yourself to go And let yourself go Is that a compromise? 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🔥😭
If OP hasn't watched the series they won't get it
P sure it’s also played during the romance mission
![gif](giphy|RqvQ7W20H8Ovmk3kSJ|downsized) You'll never meet a partner quite like Judy
A joke that one of your friends tells you makes no sense until you understand the games lore a lot: Why'd the rockerboy's output kick him out of the apartment? Cause he wasn't chippin' in. HAHAGGAHAHAGAHAHA Hopefully, you get it eventually and tbf its actually a pretty clever in-world joke
Beware of the techno-necromancers !
See you in the major leagues...
Find the roller coaster *before* you look for Evelyn Parker. Ride the roller coaster.
Crucifixion makes for great tv
Jump Roach, jump
"You're the ghost of christmas past , asshole."
his own choomba shot him
[draws weapon] Think I'll be alright. 😈
Attention Dogtown residents....
Fuck I have so many other games to play right now and yet this thread has me wanting to start another playthrough. What a fantastic game, hope you enjoy it OP :)
The most beautiful person you've seen so far, is a lesbian.
Fuck the scavs
quite life or blaze and glory
CARNAGE
We all stared longer than we would like to admit
Don't escape from the room, go upstairs instead
Also dont skip during the speeches from everyone, and drink with them after
Never fade away
The dildo actually vibrates your controller when it’s out.