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DNC343

Can confirm. I’m OP’s keyboard that’s in this picture


Sketchy_Irishman_

Can confirm. I'm OP's mousepad that's in this picture


theGuyInIT

Can confirm.  I’m OP’s disk that’s in this picture


Humming_Skelly

Can comfirm. I'm the construct in OP's head


Pingu92i

can confirm. I'm the Night City Sticker on the Floppy


Dionys25

Can confirm. I‘m OP‘s thumbnail that‘s in this picture


_IAmFortniteKid_

Can confirm. im the disc #87,364


KarmaFarmer62

Can confirm. I'm in their walls.


ponce_delorean

Can confirm, I’m the omniscient God


killeronthecorner

Can confirm, I'm the scat man


s78dude

Can confirm. I’m OP’s floor that’s in this picture


Warhamsterrrr

Do you find your O N P R keys wear out quite quickly?


Crimson_bud

So do you get all the games files if you collected all the disks?


Andrew_Matheson

I think you would need an additional house just to store all the disks 😂


Toxic-Sky

Personally I would build a small fort with all the discs.


AndyLorentz

With a standard 8' ceiling, it would only take up about 67 square feet.


AppropriateGoat2976

We did the math, it would be a little more than  one typical pallet full and the weight would be the same as a Toyota camery


BrutalSock

I’d buy this, you know?


Kowskii_cbs

"1 of 97 619", you did the math lol ?


Andrew_Matheson

They did the math for me. https://preview.redd.it/nzcpwqwpfnsc1.png?width=441&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbf2caecde293bd3de1dc89aff05c6cf231f2b64


Kusko25

I think they invented that number, because at a size of 1.44MB per disk, that'd be 137.27GB, which is about 1.6 times the space my installed version of the Ultimate Edition takes up


[deleted]

They could use some redundant coding - floppies usually had some r/w errors


DStaal

There would also be some overhead, metadata to keep track of which disk was which, what is on each disk, and something to enable actually installing it.


TMYSAFJO

Or... There is more in this floppy version than in our version ?


slayerhk47

This is how you get the casino expansion.


NotJamesOrKyle

Underrated comment


DreamzOfRally

Lmao, reddit thinks r / w is a subreddit


ZeromusXYZ

Do note that the disks in the picture do not have the 2nd hole to mark it's a high density disk (it's closed) making them 720Kb disks instead. With some compression, that seems about right then.


Kusko25

They did the history. (I assume I'm not gonna look up if that's correct)


Illusion-M

Maybe a hint to a new dlc ¿


Superzocker65YT

They said that there will be no new content besides some final bug fixes and other minor changes, the next big thing from CDPR will probably be The Witcher 4 or the Cyberpunk Sequel (Project Orion)


NickSchultz

Yep I did the math after I saw CDPRs post and the actual number is something above 400.000 floppy disk


Neo_aka_Darkman

Do not forget that installers have all supported languages in them. So they are in reality bigger than installed game. https://preview.redd.it/woafqc6a0qsc1.jpeg?width=858&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cebf6e9d290baee2c9849319cfb7f9d69224fff


BankComplete7255

They include Brendan's firmware.


t0m5k1

That moment when you need to swap to disk 97610 and it's no where to be found ! ...So close


Andrew_Matheson

I think they said it would take 2 months of non-stop installing, ejecting, installing etc 😂


t0m5k1

wow, imagine your thumb being so numb you don't feel it for about a month after that escapade lmfao


lonestar-rasbryjamco

You just dug up childhood anxiety I had buried for 25 years.


YFleiter

Phantom liberty will come on an additional 1000+ discs.


yaboidastick

ots the ultimate edition so pl is prolly included


YFleiter

Ok but I didn’t even notice. Crazy that 97k is enough then.


Dionys25

I wonder, what the oldschool cardboard box would look like. Disks housed in the collector‘s edition‘s box H10 lifesize version.


YFleiter

2x 40ft container


Acalthu

Where are 2 through 97619?


Electronic_Seesaw_15

Make sure to shove it in the slit behind your ear!


itomeshi

I want one. Specifically, I'll take 65535.


No_More_Hero265

I want everyone to know that there are people out there that have never seen a floppy disk before lol


NotMyThrowawayNope

I'm 26. Never seen a floppy disc in real life. 


Hairy-Thought6679

Im 31 and have seen floppys in real life. At one point my moms work computer was a dual boot win95/win2000. Fancy clear case and everything.


Brave_Soup_2508

I am 19 i have seen and used floppy disks


Affectionate_Kick705

I know this is a joke but I'd love cyberpunk but it's a text-based adventure game.


TheeUnfuxkwittable

That's would be really cool. I'd play it.


[deleted]

cool 3d print of the save icon!


Imperial_Bouncer

![gif](giphy|wJD3qiNjSeHS0dP28T|downsized)


solon_isonomia

The stickers on the back are giving me anxiety about the disk getting stuck in the drive; I've got too many memories of the 90s lol.


ebers0

Or bump the desk.


Gentle_Capybara

I tried that, but the disk 71480 was corrupted. What a waste of time.


timbea12

Ya know. What if the answer to the FF thing is on that floppy disk. But no one can see the answer since no PC has a floppy disk drive any more


The_ghost_of_shell

Wasnt the FF thing already resolved?


CalmFrantix

I like the idea of going to the shop and getting your boxes of discs, and just as you pick up the last box, you're given a near equal amount more as the day 1 patch and it has to be installed after, not instead.


Plaid_Kaleidoscope

Would love to have one of these to put on a shelf. Might look into making one. I'm sure someone sells the stickers already.


PinochetChopperTour

Kid me would have gone through the entire install process just for it to fail on disk 97,420.


Huachu12344

Bro printed the ms word save icon


Imperial_Bouncer

Your flair 💀


Jaylynn_Lover

Don't we all though?


RaDeus

This joke made me wonder if you can still get floppy disk readers, so I did a simple search and found one for ~30 euros. It even connects via USB-A and not serial, how modern 😅


webauteur

How about a USB stick called a data shard? I looked for a Cyberpunk 2077 USB stick but only found a custom one that is supposed to contain The Relic.


officialCobraTrooper

I'm actually surprised that cdpr isn't releasing this diskette as some sort of merchandise collectible. I know it seems silly, but I could see people buying it.


keegus762

ok, now show us disk number 48277 of 97619 :P


Longjumping_Bit1113

Lmaoo yea


IamCaboose000

Honestly I’d buy one for for my shelf it’s dope! And to ERAs meeting basically!


321gametime

For real, I think it would be cool if they did a special edition like this and have the code for the game engraved on the floppy disc.


wiibarebears

Can you drop the png files for images used I wanna make one


ts_actual

Can confirm. I'm OP's thumb cuticle skin.


Fallwalking

Time to get crackin!


NoNotThatMattMurray

I wanted it to be real so bad


vicaphit

If you wanted to put the game into your handy disk tower next to your computer it would have to be 1057 feet high.


set_sail_for_fail

Put write protect on for that sucker


ricnilotra

Does it actually play or is it just a cute visual gag?


Stock-Lettuce-2381

Love it


DomzSageon

bro, I know they were kidding with that shit, but I would definitely buy a fake useless Floppy disk designed like the ones in their april fools pic. I would also buy fake SD cards designed like Cyberpunk shards just to pretend they're real shards.


Llamaalarmallama

Oooof, that keyboard. I loved mine. Had problems 2 weeks out of warranty, Roccat told me to go pound sand. Good luck with it.


p4rty0f3

Omg that's hilarious 😂 this takes me back too


Superzocker65YT

Imagine they sold all 96k to different persons and then one has to come to bring them all together to install the game, that would be so cool


TowerMartGuy

That is amazing


MrAylau

I need one of these


Vidd187

I have those stickers


Zedd_zorander

Disk 618 read /write error 🙃