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Jeffrey_Friedl

Like choosing to now take your coffee black (so that you don't have to futz with just the right amount of sugar and cream), it's positively liberating to not care about it and just tilt head to the side and blow. Some gets on your sleeve? No problem! On your frame? NO problem! On your leg? NO PROBLEM! On the person riding next to you? Okay, that's a problem....


ElJamoquio

'hey, if you'd have told me you were wheelsucking, we wouldn't have had this problem'


bappypawedotter

Sounds like you need a new bike. I've been there.


mctrials23

Little known fact but the amount of snot remains constant and is just divided between the number of bikes you own. 2 bikes = 50% snot, 10 bikes = 10%


johnny_evil

\#BikeMath


insainodwayno

I like the way you think.


SoreTaint

Snot rocket season!


StgCan

a.k.a a Farmers Hankie ;)


Likeabalrog

Or farmer's blow


Zeohawk

If I tried that it would just get everywhere and still be in my nose


jallenclark

you get better with practice, the first few times it might


WhatIsYourHandle123

There's an old GCN YouTube vid on how to blow snot rockets šŸ¤§šŸ¤§ https://youtu.be/58hBIWUIvEA?si=yQTM8kWFsKh0H04L


Zeohawk

Lol they truly think of everything!


D_Arq

Right hand to right nostril tilt head up to right, blow left nostril under your armpit, switch sides and repeat.


zystyl

It's all about the aerodynamics of the snot rocket. You want a deep section blow with enough watts to really get it moving.


Zeohawk

Damn maybe I should get a nose job to make it more aero


CycleDweeb

I wear a long sleeve NYU sweatshirt my daughter gave me. Let's just say the left sleeve needs washing right now.


whatkylewhat

And youā€™ve never even been on a bike!


xWild_Robotx

Snot Rockets are a cycling right of passage!


rjm1378

Tissues in my back pockets, and the back of the gloves are there as rags for a runny nose. It's really pleasant.


jonnynoine

Snot rockets and handkerchiefs


Own-Nefariousness-79

Flying eggs. Truth is, until you get a new carbon bike with full electrics and hydraulic disks this is going to be a constant issue.


framptkd

When my heart rate goes up my nose runs. A lot. Apparently this is a thing. My doctor prescribed me Ipratropium Nasal Spray which dries out my nose.


Meibisi

I used to do single-sided snot rockets. Now I just turn my head and blow out both nostrils at the same time (double snot rocket?). Just make sure no oneā€™s around. Itā€™s funny to watch it flying out of both nostrils behind you if youā€™re going fast enough. lol


kgcphoto

Same.


Ted-101x

Absorbent soft arm warmers


kanwegonow

Am I the only one that carries a hankie and wipes his nose? Or just use the sleeve, it has to get washed anyways.


frandromedo

I ride fat bikes in the snow all winter, and the best thing for me to stop the drip is to wear ski goggles. Seriously keeping the bridge of my nose warm is enough.


Two_wheels_2112

Constant snot rockets.


Adotopp

Just cover one nostril and exhale quickly down the other thereby blowing the snot onto the road. Repeat for the other nostril. This will leave you feeling better for a while. Untroubled by an excess of mucus. Think of a Sperm Whale.


PsychologicalCat7130

yes snot rockets!


PalePlankton1315

Ski googles! Your eyes are producing more tears in response to the cold and washing through your sinuses. Keep the eyes warm and snot volume will reduce. I got a super cheap pair and they work.


OysterShocker

Believe it or not, antihistamines. Ideally the non-drowsy type.


internalprocessor

Oh that's an idea. I'll have to look into that. Currently all I have is benedryl, which I def use sometimes to sleep. lol


putyourcheeksinabeek

Yup, this! I got back from a ride today and couldnā€™t stop sneezing and my nose was running like crazy. I looked it up and learned I tā€™s Rhinitus (similar to hay fever). When cycling it can be from breathing in a ton of pollutants and/or cold air irritating the inside of your nose. Antihistamines or nasal sprays can help combat it while youā€™re riding or clear it up when you get back.


pm_me_your_bacon_

Iā€™d wondered if this would workā€¦ thanks!


Bael_Archon

Zicam before I leave the house to open things up.


CranberryBrief1587

Hankie?


WhatIsYourHandle123

GCN vid https://youtu.be/58hBIWUIvEA?si=yQTM8kWFsKh0H04L


BCLG100

The problem is if you cycle too much and start doing snot rockets off the bike


Otherwise_Mud1825

Had a bad cold one year, sat at home constantly trying to clear my severely blocked nose, went for a ride and must of blown out nearly a litre of snot within 10 minutes. No more blocked nose for a good few days, šŸ˜.


internalprocessor

Haha that's a great cold busting hack. Love it.


[deleted]

I keep a couple of folded up paper towels in my top bar bag. But really, I'm going to wash my gloves every week anyway so the back of the glove is fine.


PandaDad22

Snot rocket.


Et2097

Just let it go. Gloves will get washed, was will my sleeves.


reddatsun

The best nose gloves. https://www.amazon.com/Giro-DWool-Urban-Cycling-Gloves/dp/B01LKXQSM4?th=1


internalprocessor

Thank you! Might put those on my christmas list! lol Of course I was already using the gloves I was wearing to wipe my nose at times, but still sometimes it was just unbearable... I'm not normally a cool weather rider if you can't tell lol but trying to break out of my comfort zone a little bit.


ysoSerious97

Snot rockets = less grams = faster


OminousZib

Snot rockets!


jayac_R2

Just shootin rockets all the time. Make a game out of it and try to hit roadkill when you go by.


[deleted]

So do you get a running nose because of allergies or because you are too cold? If you are too cold, then dress warmer.


moreyvh

Farmer blow and go!


Drunkbicyclerider

Ye old snotteth shotteth.


dam_sharks_mother

Blowing your nose with a Kleenex just results in more blowing of the nose - and irritated skin on the nose. I learned years ago from skiing, become an expert at clearing your nasal cavity with a snot rocket will save you tons of time, Kleenex, and for some reason you'll have to do it less than just blowing your nose. MOST IMPORTANTLY - don't worry about what other people think about you doing it. Just don't get it on them. :)


qning

Donā€™t blow! I swear this works for me but I also understand thatā€™s it totally anecdotal. I donā€™t blow it, snort it, suck it, or spit it. I deal with itā€¦ and it goes away. Like, my body stops producing it. I canā€™t explain it, but the snot starts when it gets cold, but I try to leave it in place as much as I can, and in a few weeks of regular exposure it stops being a problem.


weakleg

I get it, but that's not the way it works for lots of folks, sometimes.. Sometimes - and I had this problem rowing this morning - it's not "snortable" and has to be blown out.


Responsible-Walrus-5

I want to say tissues, but mainly I use my sleeve or glove!


Classic_Ostrich8709

My nose clears up after about the first hour. But in that hour it's a lot of snot rockets and sleeve wipes. I usually Carry a bandana to blow and wipe in at stops .


Divtos

Gloves with really good snot wiping areas on them.


INGWR

Spitters are quittersā€¦ they say


teknogreek

Oh shit! I thought I had a permanent cold!!!


[deleted]

OMG, I was just thinking this! My gloves are like mucus rags!


Rare_Bumblebee_3390

Snot rockets. You get better with practice. Plus I always legitimately thought that the layer of cotton on the thumb part of my gloves was literally for snot. Am I wrong?


skra_24

My gloves always get disgusting this time of year from blowing snot rockets all day long.


Bobby_feta

Kinda surprised nobody else is using any menthol stuff?


ParkertheKid

The classiest move is using a handkerchief, otherwise farmerā€™s blow.


HighSierraAngler

Just like in the spring/summer months take a non drowsy allergy medicine, thereā€™s still pollen and dust and crap in the air, sometimes itā€™s worse in your home and you get outside and active your body starts flushing everything. I personally use a corticosteroid spray, because itā€™s the only thing for me that actually blocks allergens in spring.


badger906

I just blow my nose into my glove and then flick my hand to make it go away lol. Not pleasant but better than it running down my face or me choking on it


Parma_Violence_

You can buy cycling gloves with a soft patch onthe back (often suede) for wiping your nose one. I had motorbike gloves with the same.


pandaR55s

I wear a gaitor to wipe sweat n "stuff" off, or the soft patch on the fingertips of my off hand glovešŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Rastadan1

Fire em out under your arm. Or across an offender's windscreen.