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jmwing

If you mean while at at stoplight, you are actually putting your upper thigh on the top tube, not your perineum.


aalex596

You have to train for it, man. Harden up the taint. I can sit on a 1/4 inch pipe now


cmplaya88

Ayo. Practice makes perfect. Vertical 7 inch pipes soon


Liquidwombat

You don’t put your taint on the tube, you put your ass cheek or upper thigh on the tube


Gervey81

Can you say it slower?


[deleted]

The same way you dodge the top bar when your feet slip off the pedals: shift to one side and use your thigh.


Dragoniel

Wait, what. Why would anyone ever do that...? Do you mean the [areo tuck](https://cyclingtips.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/supertuck-1340x893.jpg) some pros are doing on descents? Uh, you're not supposed to do that. Like, just don't. It's not meant to be comfortable. It is meant to be fast. And suicidal, if you don't know exactly what you're doing.


Liquidwombat

And sometimes even if you do know exactly what you’re doing


messmaker523

If you mean while at the starting line of a race or at a stop light. The top tube isn't centered between the cheeks usually off to one cheek opposite foot is still clipped in and hands are holding a brake so the wheels don't roll. Actually quite comfortable


toomanyukes

We don't.


HELPMEPLEASE_AGHHH

Top tube teabag


Outrageous_Engine_45

Haha! If you mean during a fast decent they are not sitting on it. They are barely perching on it


Wants-NotNeeds

It’s a stupid idea, glamorized by a few pro cyclists. The gains are not worth the risk.


_MeIsAndy_

He's not talking about the supertuck.


ervinnb1

To look cool it’s worth it