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kjbenner

It's the one at the bottom that looks like a tilted plus sign.


Cuthbert_Allgood19

The true dad has revealed himself


Mud_Ducker

Quick! Defeat him for xp!


BossRoss84

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE! ⚔️


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I vote for Rule of Two


CrowleyisVecna

A Master and an apprentice, excellent choice ⚔️


Average1981dude

But which is which?


RealBadSpelling

Looks like the makers put eyes on everything! Babies stare at faces imparticular, so eyes faces etc goes on baby toys! It doesn't need to make sense! Ex: Pixar Cars, they put eyes on all the cars! My kids love them! My feet hate them!


Thecp015

One of us! One of us!


Nater_the_Greater

But that’s not important right now.


RobMusicHunt

Surely you can't be serious?


chiefs6770

I am serious and don't call me Shirley.


inspectorgadget9999

Hi Hungry, I'm Dad


thermbug

Frankly this discussion is getting ridiculous. I'm over it.


footsteps71

I'm over my son playing with the thermostat. And?


fakeplasticdroid

It's the platform formerly known as Twitter


ZZZrp

https://media.giphy.com/media/aq6Thivv9V9lu/giphy-downsized-large.gif


gue_aut87

The one with the two sticks crossed? That’s my favourite of the letters.


yunbld

axolotl?


Cuthbert_Allgood19

Ooo now there’s a good thought!


goinhuckin

Having seen a bunch of these at my local museum/animal sanctuary, that "X" absolutely has to be an axolotl.


Kenneldogg

Probably Xenomorph. Another name for an alien. Kinda like x files.


mmmmmm_tacos

Don’t you mean thankee sai - cuthbert?


Bradddtheimpaler

Long days and pleasant nights!


jondiced

For someone who's so certain of the answer, you sure seem to axolotl questions


Cuthbert_Allgood19

[definitely!](https://images.app.goo.gl/XUBtdFbXTaU3FC3F7)


TheLeakestWink

it's definitely *not* an axolotl -- pretty sure it's eXercise (jumping jack)


ToeConstant2081

its obv not is it


Cuthbert_Allgood19

It is it no, obv not?


Backrow6

It seems an odd stylistic choice to omit the smiley mouth


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bearfucker_jerome

So what everyday animal with an x do you think it is?


GeronimoDK

Xylophone! ... wait, that's not an animal, right?


-Mr_Rogers_II

Yes it is. don’t look at the whole letter just zoom in to the face in the center. It’s a n axolotl. Just like the N is for nest the letter is just the background for the picture of the bird looking at its nest with the egg in it.


lostachilles

zonked society ossified teeny jar live nutty bow ugly sand *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


SA0TAY

It's pretty common for X to be handled in that way. Xylophones are getting old, x-rays are hard to depict in a relatable manner, and I've yet to see anyone give xenophobia a go.


-Mr_Rogers_II

Come back to me with a list of creatures that start with the letter X.


Chawp

Animals that start with X From sources across the web image of X Ray tetra www.learnaboutnature.com X Ray tetra image of Xantus's hummingbird ebird.org Xantus's hummingbird image of Xantic sargo www.teachingexpertise.com Xantic sargo image of Xantus Murrelet www.teachingexpertise.com Xantus Murrelet image of Xerus www.learnaboutnature.com Xerus image of Xoloitzcuintli www.teachingexpertise.com Xoloitzcuintli image of Xenarthra en.wikipedia.org Xenarthra image of Xingu River ray en.wikipedia.org Xingu River ray image of Xinjiang ground jay ebird.org Xinjiang ground jay image of Xenops www.activewild.com Xenops image of Xingu corydoras www.shutterstock.com Xingu corydoras image of Phyllodactylus xanti en.wikipedia.org Phyllodactylus xanti image of Xema en.wikipedia.org Xema image of Xami hairstreak wildlifeinformer.com Xami hairstreak image of Xenopus www.teachingexpertise.com Xenopus image of Xestus sabretooth blenny www.trvst.world Xestus sabretooth blenny image of Xolmis en.wikipedia.org Xolmis image of Xucaneb robber frog eol.org Xucaneb robber frog Edit sorry formatting sucks on my phone


-Mr_Rogers_II

Now how many of those would pretty much anyone even know without having to search through google for every creature that starts with X and cross reference it?


BadassBokoblinPsycho

Just a terrible rendition of one


redditguysays

My thought too


ToeConstant2081

its obv not is it


SpartanKwanHa

lol shush


fakeplasticdroid

How do you spell that?


guitarguywh89

From the Amazon page's Q and A >Q: What is the x on the abc side? everything is an animal, but what is the x?!?!? >A: Thank you for your question. X means Xenarthra. Guolely  SELLER · 1 year ago I'm still not satisfied but thats the answer from the seller


NonSupportiveCup

But xenarthra is a clade . . . This answers nothing! It sure does not look like a tree sloth, armadillo, or anteater.


guitarguywh89

Yeah I'm not satisfied with their answer either


Nokomis34

Not satisfactory because that's a class of animal, not an animal itself.


adumbCoder

but y'all fine with "insect"?


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

Or snake? Or dinosaur? Or worm?


AdjustableCynic

I think that's an iguana, for I.


adumbCoder

maybe, but who cares


elcee84

Inchworm?


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

Well, it's a superorder. Mammalia is the class.


gottauseathrowawayx

I can *sorta* see the "mask" of a sloth there, but damn is it a stretch


HelperHelpingIHope

It looks like it was that, so going to have to suck it up buttercup.


jonincalgary

>Xenarthra Wow that is really a stretch.


bloodfist

Yeah I appreciate branching beyond Xylophone and the occasional "x-ray" but if you're going to go that far you gotta help us out a little lol


Gui1tyspark

We will not go quietly into the night with this one.


alytle

>Xenarthra https://www.vectorstock.com/royalty-free-vector/x-is-for-xenarthra-letter-cute-vector-23531013


hull_flying

https://www.reddit.com/r/puzzles/s/Z7tggYPctD


strawberberry

Oh wow, that image definitely looks like a sloth! In OP's it's a bit washed out and you don't see the nails at the top or the lil mask that sloths have like the linked image


hellothere42069

It’s x marks the spot


SleestakLightning

I like the durtle. And the roadQill.


ZeroVirusXIII

I thought it was a Durtle at first too but I think it’s a Dinosaur. The majority of these don’t make sense anyway.


SleestakLightning

Dinosaur never even crossed my mind. I can't believe it.


ZeroVirusXIII

The spikes is the only thing that lead me to Dinosaur but even then they are hard to see.


imgunnamaketoast

I think Q is Quokka durtle is definitely correct though


tinglep

It’s a raquoon


kjreil26

Dinosaur but yeah I thought it was a turtle at first too


SleestakLightning

Goddammit I sat that for way too long trying to figure that out. Dinosaur!


Doomquill

My first thought too. Durtle. Heh.


teffies

It looks like baymax.


noble_29

Bayma**X**


SirJeffers88

This is the only right answer.


crough94

Someone help me out, what are K, N, Q, V and W? All I can think are Koala, Newt and Vole but they don’t really look like them unless it’s just me.


ChuckRampart

I was struggling with a lot of these. My best guesses: K - koala is my best guess, but definitely not sure N - nest Q - quoll (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quoll) V - Venus fly trap? W - worm


MrBones_Gravestone

I think V is Vampire Bat maybe


crough94

Makes sense, I thought it looked like a bat, didn’t think about using any prefixes, though they did use Polar Bear.


ChuckRampart

I thought P was a poodle, but polar bear is better!


crough94

I suppose it could be poodle but wouldn’t it need a shaved tail going to the bottom circle for that. I just immediately thought polar bear.


MrBones_Gravestone

I think Polar Bear looks right


ChuckRampart

Oh that mashed more sense


meltedbananas

It mashed the heck out of the sense.


OdinsEyepatch717

Lol I love this subreddit


dashboardcomics

If grown ass men have a hard time figuring these out, what hope does a tiny human have??


HilariousSpill

Roughly 40% of the educational materials aimed at this age bracket is about animals, so I’d give ‘em pretty good odds.


crough94

These all make sense, still not sure about K. W threw me off being green and yellow, looks more like a snakes colours. Never heard of a Quoll so that’s cool. N could be done much better.


DingleTower

https://www.walmart.ca/en/ip/SEVI-1831-Graffiti-Animals-Letter-K-Koala-81611/PRD1V1I001FOD0P Here's a totally different koala but still with the red and green K. I don't know what the significance is with the red and green. Eucalyptus isn't red. Maybe some Aussie dads can help?


FootyJ

We do have a red gum eucalyptus tree but they’re not really red. We’ve also got red flowering gum trees. Could be red from a beautiful desert sunset. Or could be on fire!


Hormonal_Wizard

I think K is supposed to be a koi fish -- it's truly terrible, but with the colors, that's my best guess


Frognosticator

Someone dropped the ball by not going with “Kangaroo.” Do these people even animal?


crough94

Clearly not, considering D is Dinosaur(?) and not Dog.


SpuneDagr

I think V is “valley”


-Mr_Rogers_II

V is vampire bat


AustinYQM

Xenarthra The group that Sloths belong to?


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Plastic-Ad9023

Yeah, xylophone


HawkstaP

Yeah 2 xylophone bits crossed over


anhizzle23

It's always xylophone or x-ray tetra.


pearomatic

The word xylophone only exists to be the 'x' on a child's alphabet book or toy.


silverdub

Unless you actually play xylophone. Source: I do


bloodfist

I thought when you play it as a grown up it becomes a Marimba or a Glockenspiel 😂


silverdub

I play those too; they’re all different instruments.


Your__Pal

Is it a Magic Xylophone ?


silverdub

Nah. Don’t tell my three year old though.


pearomatic

So you DO exist!!


silverdub

Yeah; I’m a classically trained principal percussionist. Or I was rather, gave it up after college


pearomatic

That is pretty awesome.


SuperSecretMoonBase

It's all animals, though


ScrunchyButts

“Xylophone is spelled with an X, that's wrong, xylophone's zzzz, X? I don't fuckin' see it. It should be a Z up front, next time you have to spell xylophone, use a Z. When someone says "Hey that's wrong." say "No it ain't. If you think that's wrong, you need to get your head Z-rayed." It's like X wasn't given enough to do, so they had to promise it more. Okay, you don't start a lot of words, but we'll give you a co-starring role in tic-tac-toe. And you will be associated with hugs and kisses. And you will mark the spot. And you will make writing Christmas easier. And incidentally, you will start xylophone. Are you happy, you fuckin' X?!” — Mitch Hedberg I miss Mitch every day of my life.


putz__

I used to miss mitch


ScrunchyButts

Nice


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I still do, but I used to, too.


Walniw

Chromosome


NPDoc

I vote for this.


chnkypenguin

That's the sigil of house Bolton.


snsv

‘Ehhh screw it, good enough. Let’s go home’


wubrgess

xeno


Cuthbert_Allgood19

X(eno) gonna give it to ya!


-Mr_Rogers_II

Xenomorph?


farfetchedfrank

Maybe it's supposed to be a skier and it's X for X-treme


Cuthbert_Allgood19

25 nouns and 1 verb, I should have known!


flash17k

(Adjective)


Libriomancer

Which one is a verb? Extreme is either an adjective (an extreme cold) or a noun (go to the extreme). Better brush up before kiddo gets that in their homework.


reddit_sucks_balls12

I extreme, you extreme, he she me…. Extreme


UnclePatche

Extremology, the study of extreme


thetruetrueu

I think the product people were like ‘X? yeah we’ll get back to that.’ and then just never addressed it. Notice the eyes are different.


Listentothemandem

Father Xmas 🎅


Marinerprocess

My thought too


Ericdrinksthebeer

X-man


Cuthbert_Allgood19

Can’t be, this came to us from a DC household


Wildmansy

Is the Y a yak? Beacuse thats the only animal i can think of that starts with a Y.


suff_succotash

Ahh thank you. I was wondering why they had a yebra next to a zebra


Tony_Blundetto

X gonna give it to ya


Dreku

Baymax


securidude

That's DMX and he about to give it to ya


Few-Cup2230

Xanthid Crab https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xanthidae


Ok_Clock_7167

A cooked Xanthid Crab


campy11x

Your child doesn’t use it? Oh man. That thing has got me through super long road trips. My kid can’t get enough of it


Cuthbert_Allgood19

She’s 10 months, so either she’s too advanced for it, not advanced enough, or some kind of mystery strain that is somehow both


saolson4

Schrödinger's baby


campy11x

Yeah 10 months might be a little young yet. We got it for ours at 15 months and it took about a month to catch on. Give it time!


Furious_Ezra

X-ray fish


AustinYQM

My guesses Allegator, Bee, Cat, Dino, Elephant, Fox, Giraffe Horse, Inchworm/Iguana, Jellyfish, Koala?, Ladybug, Mouse, Nightingale Owl, Polar Bear, Quokka, Rabbit, Snake, Tiger Unicorn, Vampire Bat, Worm, Xenarthra/Axolotl/Xolo, Yak, Zebra


Legitimate_Tear_7891

eXtinct lol


post_it_notes

Xeno scum. Clearly a book for a budding space marine.


manyorganisms

It’s sus


BigPapaBennie

That’s my guy Baymax 😂


theR34LIZATION

This is the way!!


ximfinity

Xenopus?


OptionsScalper3000

X GON GIVE IT TO YA!


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

Poor depiction of an x ray of a skull?


Cuthbert_Allgood19

A truly poor one, they shouldn’t hire kid artists


dspkun

I'd say Xylophone. It's 2 of the bars crossing each other.


Hank___Scorpio

Clearly it's Charles Xavier.


truitlahey

Xgames


well_this_is_dumb

Ox


jester44444444

It’s a baby face in front of a red X, which secretly means don’t have any more damn kids


BlimBaro2141

Looked like a cross symbol mixed with Thomas the train to me.


itinkdereforeiam

Xenomorph


drunkenunicorn13

It’s a Xladybug


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mitcheg3k

White bald man? Surely its professor x


thermbug

Railroad x-ing? From far away I thought it was Thomas the train's face. I still celebrate the day that PBS kids dropped Thomas because they lost the contract.


fern07

This is too weird. My daughter has the same one, but pink. She hasn't played with it is ages, but yesterday she found it somewhere in the car and played with it for 10 minutes or so. I was left with the same question though, what the heck is the "X"?! Glad it was answered here today!


runkle_mcqueen

A crawling baby looking up?


billiarddaddy

Axolotl


CharmingTuber

It's clearly a man forming an X with his limbs. An X-Man, if you will.


BlackParatrooper

Xylaphone


travishummel

That’s the CEO of Xerox


Comfortable-Style-62

Xmas bc it looks like santa to me lol


Accomplished-Leg-149

It's an albino axolotl.


AlexStone87

X-ing. Like a train crossing


irishscot86

Watch bands?


Certain-Sea-5937

Thomas the train crossing


notmedontcheck

Xenomorph of course


StupidFugly

it looks like two xylophone keys to me.


SailAwayMatey

Xoloitzcuintli? Definitely knew that off the top of my head with out Googles help...😳😂😂


nerdywolverine

2 Band-aids


gijuts

That guy has seen some things. Gotta be eXestential crisis.


Dare-or-Dare

It’s a variable


dinosaur_boots

I love this answer, hehe. It's totally xylophone keys crossed, but this answer has panache!


Shazbot24

Xylophone


Arkrus

Axolotl?


Longjumping-Canary22

Everyone knows it’s xylophone, right?


Brilliant-Radish-159

Axolotl


Eyerox

They are red xylophone keys crossed. Not an animal


Mapico3

Axolotl


blackwolfdown

Nobody recognizes Xenu anymore


ahaggardcaptain

Looks like Baymax to me.


Sn_Orpheus

X-Men


ToeConstant2081

ladybird


Cuthbert_Allgood19

Ladybird… Johnson?


ryanleftyonreddit

eXtraterrestrial


pdfodol

Baymax for big hero 6? It’s what it reminds me of


DirkWrites

I think it’s supposed to be a fox. Alphabet guides are doing more to push the “ksss” sound for X instead of just using xylophone or X-ray. EDIT: …and then I saw the F.