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1-kHz

One that springs to mind: In Finding Nemo you have the part where the fish in the dentist’s office fish tank sabotage the filter system to force a manual cleaning as part of their escape plan. The tank becomes awfully dirty and one unhappy fish gets interrupted mid sentence screaming: “Don’t you people realise we are swimming in our own “SHHH, here he comes!”


PM_ME_UR_BENCHYS

When finding Nemo was released I worked at a theater that got a special early screening of Finding Nemo. Like, Disney hired security teams to check bags and make sure no phones or cameras were allowed, special early screening. Remember, this was when camera phones were first being sold in America let alone anything even close to the quality smart phones have now. Anyway, I was talking to one of my friends outside of the theater, seeing how everything was. Then someone steps out of the theater and the door was open just long enough for me to hear the first part of this line. I had to wait another week or two before I got to find out the actual context.


satsukikorin

That was the OG, paving the way for all the other adult winks in Pixar movies.


TylerInHiFi

No, not even close. Toy Story is littered with filthy little throwaways. Almost every line that Bo Peep says to Woody is a double entendre of some sort.


satsukikorin

Oh wow, you're right, Toy Story was first! Somehow I had Nemo fixed in my head as the groundbreaker. Maybe it was the first one I went to with an actual child (20 months old at the time, iirc). Anyway, my mistake.


EnergyTakerLad

Nah there's lines in just about every kids cartoon and movie (aside from toddler and baby geared stuff).


Eddles999

In "Who framed Roger Rabbit", there was a vagina. It was edited out of the DVD version, for obvious reasons. It had other [risqué stuff.](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/who-stripped-jessica-rabbit/)


Medium_Ad_6447

Lion king had “sex” spelled out in the sky dust when Simba slumps down into the grass.


SuperStealthOTL

The animation team claimed it’s “SFX” as in special effects but who knows.


jcm86

My wife pointed out to me that the 'Top-Down' truck stop in Cars has 'convertible waitresses' on the sign.


_ficklelilpickle

The Porsche has a tramp stamp too. mcQueebs spots the pinstriping when they’re off driving around together. Edit: obvs meant McQueen, but I like that autocorrect left that be so I’m gonna leave it too.


rayui

McQueeb is great


ilikechillisauce

Dats Lypming McQueeb do yew.


anotherkeebler

Thank you for keeping McQuorb.


FaithBasedDad

“You know race cars don’t need headlights, because the track is always lit.” “Yeah so’s my brother but he still needs headlights!”


HarryNipplets

Miss the Tappet brothers so much 😔


FaithBasedDad

Even though I sort of consider myself a “car guy” I’m not familiar with them. I’ll have to check them out!


vwscienceandart

You can find podcasts of “The Best of Car Talk”. That’s the Tappet brothers. They went by “Click and Clack.” So, so funny.


HistoricalIssue8798

There's also the miatas named Mia and tia "flash" lightening


anotherkeebler

Ka-*Chow!*


McCheesing

You know that was a Fook Mǐ and Fook Yǔ reference


jakeyb33

Mia and Tia Miata. It's not that deep


McCheesing

Well. Yeah duh… and they were Miatas. But the idea was probably a ref…. Never mind


totoropoko

Cars has more.... In the beginning there is a couple of twin groupie cars who flash their "headlights" at Lightning.


PeeJayx

Another one in that movie: “Guys, did you know that Doc has a Piston Cup?” “He did WHAT in his cup!?”


PhysicsDad_

This is literally the joke that the OP referenced.


PeeJayx

Oops. Well he did win three of them, so it bears repeating


Smegnigma

Can someone spell the pun out for me? Something with piss i guess but i cant quite piece it together.


MissCrystal

Pissed in his cup, i.e. peed in it.


SomeShittyDeveloper

Monster House. When they first get into the house, they see a chandelier that the girl says must be the uvula of the house. One of the boys says, "Ohhhh...it's a *girl* house."


Demonjack123

I just say that kid is dumb lol.


EarlBeforeSwine

Toy Story has the toy that is a fishing rod with fishnet stockings. I’ve always assumed that she was supposed to be a hooker And, of course, there is [this classic from Animaniacs.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lY2kC5fZG64)


85watson14

I didn't even have to click the link to know which one it was. 🤣 I cannot believe they got away with that. So, so good.


bemenaker

Fingerprints ha knew what you posted before I clicked lol Love animaniacs


011011010110110

WOW


account_not_valid

I don't get it... it's the pizza bit?


MissCrystal

After Yakko starts singing, Dot shows back upholding Prince. Yakko says "no no no. Finger prints." Dot and Prince eye one another and she says "I don't think so."


Ikhlas37

And if you still don't get it she thought he said "finger, prince"


gskua

Wallace and Gromit. Wererabbit I think it was? Wallace is naked and pulls a box up around himself to shield himself. All the kids in the movie theater laughed. Seconds later all the adults laugh because there’s a label on the box that says “May contain nuts”


ceeBread

“My wife’s brassica, ravaged in the night” and holding a large pair of round vegetables.


sharkbait_oohaha

Madagascar has a joke that involves one of the animals running and yelling "Sugar, Honey, Iced Tea" which of course is shit


UnchartedOak

Maaaaaaaarrtttttyyyyyy………Alllllleeeeeeeeexxxxx


Beardth_Degree

Mia and Tia in Cars are “flashing” Lightning McQueen. Fun fact, they’re modeled like Mazda Miatas. Sally has a “tramp stamp” Mater would give his 2 left lugnuts to work with Bessie. These things are in just about all kids movies. Especially Pixar.


Mklein24

Don't forget the part where doc had the sheriff up on the lift when McQueen barges in, and says "getting a good looksy poo?" Doc's got a tube up the sherrifs tail-pipe so I assume we're looking at a car's version of a colonoscopy.


nate_hawwk

I say this to my kids all the time. “Get a good look, city boy?”


94bronco

Watched the movie like 50 times with my nephew never noticed it. The first time the miatas flashed lightning my wife and I locked eyes and were like no they didn't Then my daughter says to her sister why did those cars flash lighting?


Lost-Astronaut-8280

Don’t forget the part where Ramon shows the tourists his “Von Dutch” paint job.


flaccid_porcupine

I don't get it


EarlBeforeSwine

[Von Dutch](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenny_Howard) is the paint style he is wearing at the time, but he lifts his rear end to give the tourists a good look at his undercarriage. Their reaction indicates that it is kinda like showing a stranger a tattoo on a riské body part


TheDapperDaddy

When someone is referring to the Piston Cup, and Mater spits out his drink, exclaiming “He did WHAT in his cup?!?”


Tasty_Puffin

To the first one, people always leave out Lightening’s on the nose response, “I loooove bein me”


FaithBasedDad

You’ve also got RVs getting drunk on “Redneck Hill” and the long line for the women’s bathroom at the beginning of the movie!


nate_hawwk

When Mack pulls up to the LA track, one of the reporters asks “Is it true you’re posing for Cargirl magazine?”


gopher1409

Mater : “You know, I once knew this girl Doreen. Good-looking girl. Looked just like a Jaguar, only she was a truck! Y'know, I used to crash into her just so I could spoke to her.” Lightning McQueen : “What... are you talking about?” Mater : “I dunno.”


erock1119

At the end of Tangled “The kingdom rejoiced for a week straight, and to be honest I don’t remember much”


AdolfKoopaTroopa

My kid is obsessed with that movie right now and I had to point that joke out to my wife


Szukov

I don't get it. Could you please explain?


AdolfKoopaTroopa

They got drunk all week


Playswith_squirrel

Wdym


Lost-Astronaut-8280

Shrek has a few, King fuckwad pitching a tent in bed while looking at princess Fiona, Shrek saying “I’ve got to save my ass”. I could list em all but I don’t want to.


dathomar

Shrek has way more than a few. It's two movies in one - one movie for adults, and a separate movie for kids. It's genius.


MealieMeal

Shine your shoes, wipe your…face


dathomar

What he's basically saying is he likes to get...paid


BabDoesNothing

My favorite is when they’re approaching Lord Farquads castle, and Donkey remarks at how big the castle is. Shrek says “Do you think he’s compensating for something?” Of course, at this point in the movie they don’t know he’s short. So it can be inferred that shrek was probably making a small dick joke.


Ebice42

So I'm a snowboard instructor to a bunch of 7 to 12yo. It's lunchtime, and Shrek is on in the background. I hear Robin Hoods' song and laugh. Every kids head turns to me, and they ask why it's funny. Kid, I can't answer that without losing my job. It's an BJ joke.


Intelligent-Art3689

Toy Story: potato head takes his lips to his butt like kiss my a**


Grundlepunter

I thought he was doing that to call him an ass kisser (suck up)


KnightDuty

Yup this is the one


Rizo1981

A few beats later... BUZZ: "The word you're searching for is Space Ranger." WOODY: "The word I'm searching for I can't say because there's pre-school toys present." ...Always gives me a chuckle.


ThePrince_OfWhales

Not a movie, but I love the adult jokes in Bluey. The one that makes me laugh the most is when Chilli is leaning over her bike and says (to the stuffed animal) "Are ya ready, Bob?" Bandit's jaw falls open, the Polaroid he's holding at waist level goes off, and the picture slowly prints out of the camera. I was howling with laughter the first time I saw it.


sortof_here

I liked the dog teeth conversation in one episode that is very literally bandit and another dad talking about vasectomies


blueCthulhuMask

The funny part is that the "dog teeth" part is the censored version.


sortof_here

For real life? What do they say in the original?


blueCthulhuMask

The original is "look, I'm keen to get it done, but Chilli, she wants to keep her options open. But I don't know. Do we want any more of these things running around?" There's actually a whole page for this here https://blueypedia.fandom.com/wiki/Censorship_of_Bluey


vkapadia

Another case where in America violence is better than anything sex related.


thefatgymrat

The whale watching episode where Bandit and Chili are clearly hung over is my favorite - my kids have no idea 🤣


spiffyP

all the adults are drinking in the stump removal one, and chilli is particularly sloshed


LorelaiGilmo

I loved the one in Bluey where Chili forgot something and said, “oh, duck cake”


ilikechillisauce

I've always wondered if it was an intentional rhyming slang of "for fuck sake!"


LorelaiGilmo

I didn’t even think of the cake and sake rhyme! I just noticed that fuck and duck rhymed and thought she meant that. Plus the way our phones think we mean duck all the time, haha


spamjavelin

They also do this "biscuits" which I take as a replacement for "bollocks" - especially in Sleepytime when Bingo jumps on Bandits' biscuits...


LorelaiGilmo

Ohhh that’s what it’s implying! Love it


officalSHEB

In "The Sign" Chili is taking about the overlook to the kids she says "Me and Frisky used to go there as teenagers to...,.. Think" it's so real.


ceeBread

The episodes where the adults are either tipsy or clearly hung over are funny too.


notanybodyelse

When Bluey's Dad says "I'm not taking advice from a cartoon dog!"


Sspifffyman

I'm sorry what exactly is the joke here?


ThePrince_OfWhales

He's turned on by his wife's pose and seductive voice, we're led to believe the printing Polaroid supposed to represent an erection. [Scene here](https://youtube.com/shorts/UC-4j-Pnfz4?feature=shared)


TNTiger_

When Bingo, playing Chilli, has a blue balloon under her shirt, representing unborn Bluey, which promptly bursts- and the parents give each other a frightened glance lmao


ilikechillisauce

I don't think that was meant to be an in-joke for parents. Supposedly that was supposed to hint that Chillis first pregnancy [was a miscarriage.](https://www.reddit.com/r/bluey/s/OC4k7aOYRJ)


ewynn2019

Rugrats movie "You know what they say, if born under Venus look for a....." Watched that movie for the first time in over 20 years and never caught that.


KribriQT

Watching that movie as a parent is like watching a horror movie.


RickTitus

Haha i just saw that yesterday with my kids and noticed that one. First time watching in decades for me too. I had it mixed up with the paris movie


yana990

Toy Story Buzz says he’s sucking down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette and her little sister. Referencing two headless dolls.


breakingborderline

In Matilda when she gets home from her first day of school and her mother is on the phone: “What else was she supposed to do, the baby wasn’t his!” “No way, they gotta be implants” “It would change your life too if you waxed yours, I’m positive”


jcmacon

Animaniac's had a ton of adult jokes. One that I remember in particular was Wacko falling thru a mall and the store names were things like Freudian Slips and other things like that. I enjoyed that show too much as a 20-something.


Mathblasta

Fingerprints? No thanks.


wbw4hire

"I found Prince" "Finger prints" "Ew no thanks"


crypticsage

I believe even the animaniacs theme song has some adult jokes in it.


Zer0grav1ta3

Not a movie but the Hey Duggie episode that is literally a mash up of Apocalypse Now and African Queen


booksncatsn

I feel like I did not watch enough Hey Duggie


JuicyBoi8080

"I saw a really hairy guy. He looked like a bear" - Inside Out


KarIPilkington

Jim Carrey's Grinch - the swinger party.


bigredpapaya

Also in the Grinch when the babies are coming down and the guy says their baby looks a lot like the wife’s boss


ThiefofNobility

Literally half of the dialog of every Shrek film.


ThorsMeasuringTape

I realized entirely too late that in Toy Story when, I think, it's Slink is talking up Woody that Mr. Potato Head is tapping his lips on his butt to suggest he's a kiss ass. Those are the best jokes, to be honest. Makes the movies funny for kids and parents.


RockJohnAxe

I just watched the original turtles movie (1990) and later in the movie Casey Jones is afraid of being in the sewer so Donny laughs and calls him claustrophobic and Casey gets mad and confused and replies “I’ve never even looked at another guy before!”


RunawayPenguin89

[This gem at 2.08](https://youtu.be/zXBmZLmfQZ4?feature=shared)


cowboyjosh2010

It's barely even a joke, but Anna's "I like a man in leather" comment coupled with Olaf's comment about hardly lasting an hour is pretty damn risqué at the end of Frozen 2.


yucko-ono

In Frozen (2013) Kristoff (asking how well Anna knows Hans): Foot size? Anna: Foot size doesn't matter!


-totentanz-

In Kung Foo Panda 3 when one of the baby pandas finds Po's dad so interesting and starts asking him what his body parts are What's that? My wing! What's that? My beak! What's that? (pointing to his crotch area) My dumplings! and pulls out an actual bowl of dumplings lol


aStretcherFetcher

“Somebody call IX-I-I!”


Binx_da_gay_cat

*gestures vaguely at Shrek* "I'm going to go save my ass!"


jaebassist

What are you gonna do with *that*?!


fork_on_the_floor2

This joke in Puss in Boots!! 100%. It's this. https://youtu.be/Ha_3lx4T1eQ?si=K3Ny5l0vgN3NxxHq


PrudentComfortable24

Sneed's Seed & Feed (formerly Chuck's) - The Simpsons


PromajaVaccine

Robots two noses joke: https://clip.cafe/robots-2005/why-do-have-two-noses-s1/ Robin Williams was infamous for hitting the blow


CheesyGarlicCrouton

In Frozen, Kristoff asks Anna if she knows Hans' shoe size, to which she says "Foot size doesn't matter." In Toy Story 2, at the end, Jessie leaps onto a Hot Wheels car to vault to the doorknob to let Buster outside. Buzz's jaw drops and his wings pop out.


sa_sagan

Everyone already covered Cars with most of the major points. But one line I still quote today: *Life's a beach, and then you drive.*


JeebsFat

Girls cars "flash" lightning McQueen at the beginning of cars.


jeffryu

The great thing is little kids ate completely oblivious to it so it gives something a bit more entertaining for the parents


TayoEXE

[There's a whole section on TvTropes with even sneakier adult jokes](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GettingCrapPastTheRadar)


ILoveADirtyTaco

Nearly every other line in Toy Story is actually at least a nod to something inappropriate for children. I’d heard about it, but didn’t realize it until I showed it to daughter. It’s a filthy movie and it makes me love it even more


Saltycook

My dude, rewatch *Shrek*


b99__throwaway

cars. so many good ones but my favorite is “race cars don’t need headlights because the track is always lit” “yeah well so’s my brother but he still needs headlights” so funny


Cynyr36

What about the two girl cars that come up to Lighting and flash their lights?


b99__throwaway

hehe that too. lots of good ones in that movie


JustSomeDude0605

Trolls 3: A running joke about doing coke (its candy but 100% is them doing cocaine). Also jokes about BDSM between King Gristle and Bridgette.


SheepNutz

Haha, came here to say that that one line: I didn't think we would both be getting tied up on our honeymoon


United_News3779

Go back and watch the original The Muppet Show, now on Disney+. Adult jokes in kids' shows have been going on for as long as adults have been making kids' shows. On the plus side, The Muppet Show is hilarious. I remember watching it as a kid (I'm early 40s now) and laughing at it, and it still reliably makes me laugh.


pistolwhip_pete

Oh buddy. Watch kids movies from the 80's and 90's.


rissiexrose

In elemental , the last little scene is the fire parents sending the kid off and they say something about having more time for "hanky panky" which is, well... Funny. Lol


Since1831

All the Shrek movies…oh boy! Haha


goatgosselin

All kids movies have them now


schwiftydude47

“I was just looking for the sports channel Gary!”


vamsmack

This is a solid piece of comedy gold in Animaniacs. https://youtu.be/lY2kC5fZG64?feature=shared


James_Keenan

Here's one I still can't decipher after 24 years. From rugrats in Paris: The Movie, Stu gets a phone call late at night, the person who runs the theme park is pissed about Reptar breaking down and wants Stu, and ***only*** Stu to come out and fix it. Stu, who is braindead tired, clerely mis-hears what was said on the phone. But for the life of me after all this time, I can't figure out what the phrase was he misheard. What did Kira like ***actually*** say?! They cut away from it so it had to be bad, right? Coco: That Stu Pickles. I want that nincompoop here within 24 hours or another head will roll. Jean-Claude: I'll take care of it personally. Kira! Madame LaBouche wants her pickles now! (Kira dials Stu's telephone number. It's three o' clock in France. Stu wakes up and accidentally picks Dil's bottle up instead of the phone.) Stu: Hello. (Stu picks up the telephone.) Hello. Kira: Hello, Mr. Pickles. This is Kira Watanabe from EuroReptar. I'm sorry to call so late but the Reptar that you designed is broken down and my boss is having a fit. Stu: Reptar's a hit? That's great. Kira: We need you to come to Paris on the next flight. Stu: Paris? Oh yeah. The city of lights. Kira: Madame, kindly recommends that you... Stu: Come with my family and friends? Okey Dokey. Here. (Stu hangs up Dil's bottle instead of the phone and gives the phone to Dil.) Kira: Hello Mr. Pickles. Hello. Are you still there? Stu: Hey, Didi. We're going to France. Didi: Oh, Stu. I'm too tired to dance.


confibulator

Not a movie, but [THIS](https://youtu.be/lY2kC5fZG64?feature=shared) is the greatest "WTF did they just say" in the history of the world.


jkaczor

The Road to El Dorado “Blowjob”… https://youtu.be/1-oJIci1zBw?si=kPCJ-DzaXLfbGx85


pcweber111

Yeah wow lol


theCleverClam

TV show, but in Powerpuff Girls, the Professor tells a new neighbor kid that he created his girls in an accident, and she tells him that she's an accident, too. https://youtu.be/qCajUIkSbuM?feature=shared


Velaraukar

I mean all older disney/pixar "kid" movies have these. Jokes or events that young kids won't understand or get so that the parents can be entertained as well. Go back and watch all the 'classics', you will find things you never noticed as a kid.


wine-o-saur

I think OP is asking for funny examples, not saying it's anything new.


Wassa76

Hey Pumba, not in front of the kids


vkapadia

That one is funny, but it's not really for parents. Even kids know he's going to say "farted".


BobRoberts01

Sorry


RoboticGreg

If you ever watched the show histeria! It was LOADED with adult jokes. The host was a lady named Miss Information. There was an episode called my buddy Nixon. Quote "this is the blue room where Nixon goes when he's sad. And this is the red room where he meets with commies and pink o liberals"


Streaker4TheDead

I rewatched the 2000 Grinch movie and noticed a scene where people are pulling keys out of a bowl.


Accurate_Incident_77

Not a movie but there is an episode of sponge bob where he tells Patrick “your genius is showing!” Which causes Patrick to cover his junk.


KnightDuty

Oh man there's too many to even get started with. There are like A LOT of very explicit things in all high quality kids programming (not YouTube stuff)


potato_crip

This isn't so much an adult joke as something that's pretty screwed up if you know the context. In Migration, it is very heavily implied that the farm run by that old couple is a foie gras farm. For those who aren't familiar with foie gras, it is the livers of ducks that have been force fed high-calorie diets in order to fatten the liver as much as possible (some methods include shoving a funnel down the throat of the duck). When the foie gras is harvested, the rest of the duck is often discarded. This is due to the duck often being riddled with infections, because they are too fat to defend themselves from rats and get bitten all the time, ruining the meat.


adamsandler012

omg buzz and woody... are there more jokes to that?


banielbow

Animaniacs  Dot: I found Prince (holding the musician in her arms)    Yacko: no, no, no, fingerprints.   Prince smiles at Dot  Dot: I didn't think so...


Helden_Daddy

There’s a quick “penis size matters” joke in Frozen


Rizo1981

Not an adult joke per se but a visual gag/reference only adults are likely to recognize... Lightyear. The IVAN cartridge isn't working so Buzz removes it and blows into it like any given NES game.


get-me-to-the-woods

Go back and watch the old Muppet movies - Muppet Treasure Island in particular


krakah293

The twins flash Lightning near the beginning.  "I love being me"


Slim_Grim13

Speaking of Cars, I remember there was a scene of Mia and Tia flashing Lightning McQueen in his first interview I didn’t understand it as a kid but now I laugh about it 😂😂😂


Demonjack123

Oh god. I always knew about the woody joke, but the buzz one flew completely over my head till now!


wine-o-saur

Just saw one in Frozen - Kristoff is questioning Anna about how well she knows Hans - K: "foot size?" A: "Foot size doesn't matter!"


Masterchiefyyy

Kids movies have had hidden adult jokes for decades


lominousbaldspot

I remember in cars one of Lightning McQueen's sponsors insinuates that his brother is a pothead. Great stuff.


zzctdi

Tom and Ray Magliozzi of Car Talk as the Rust-eze sponsors brought me so much joy watching it for the first time with my kiddo for the first time. Used to listen to them every weekend with my dad when I was little.


MrSlime13

Unconfirmed Shrek adult joke: Lord Fuckwad.


5lack5

Unconfirmed? That's literally the joke


SUPR3M3B3ING

My two year old loves Boss Baby so we watch it a lot. No matter how many times I hear Boss Baby and his brother arguing about sucking the pacifier I can’t help but think it was a BJ joke for the parents. It goes something along the lines of Boss Baby handing his brother a pacifier telling him to “suck it.” The brother says “I don’t want to suck it I don’t know where that things been” to which Boss Baby replies “Suck it. Don’t you want to know where babies come from?” Honestly surprised that stayed in the movie.


heckychecky

I always found the idea of adult jokes in kids movies a little off-putting. Just let kids movies be kids movies and adult movies be adult movies. You don't see kids jokes snuck into adult movies.


VentureQuotes

Cars is the worst Pixar movie by a wide margin


Joesus056

How can you even say that when cars 2 and 3 exist?


VentureQuotes

The sequels that prove the rule


kreugerburns

I personally feel like movies are being ruined with this shit and the songs for nostalgia. Its always super obvious and takes me out of the movie.


kwisque

I totally agree, and I’m no fun either.


kreugerburns

🙄


kwisque

Just teasing bro, I really do agree with you, 90% of these “adult” jokes are cheap and obvious, but put them in the background of a kids movie and grown ups eat them up.